Wow, I didn't realize I hadn't put anything here! Okay, so, let's see. I'm a person, strangely enough. Some of you may know me as Jayda. I will only admit to being mildly and/or slightly insane, though my sister, all her friends, my friends, the rest of my relatives, and random strangers on the street tend to diasagree.

So far, I've written seven fanfics, and only a couple people have told me they suck (not counting the flames in Olivia's Brother, because I was expecting flames in that one), so PARTY! WOOT! Woot is the most fun word in the world, by the way. Although booya comes in at a close second.

One of my biggest pet peeves is people starting a really good fic, then not continuing. I mean, seriously, the least you can do is tell people you're ending, that way we don't keep going back and checking for three years. Of course, if your story sucks, go ahead and stop writing! That's why I don't start a fic on here unless I'm sure I have enough creative/insane juices to finish it as well. Which is probably why 66.7 percent (rounded up, I'm too lazy to type infinite numbers) of my nine stories are one-shots. Hmm...

I like fire. And crack cookies

Read my stories! Please? I'll beg!

My fics:

Insert Witty Title Here Ring/Ringu Complete. No matter what anyone tells me. This is done! I can do no more with it! I mean, there are only so many cursed videos a person can go through! The bright side: You don't have to sit around waiting for updates to know how it ends!

Special Extended Ending The Giver Complete. And yes, it is supposed to end abruptly.

The Forming of the Fellowship Lord of the Rings Complete. My worst fic. Definitely. Still, it's good to waste time with when you have nothing better to do.

Olivia's Brother Law and Order: SVU Complete. Oddly enough, it was originally intended to be a serious fic. Apparently, it's funny. -shrugs- Guess I'm just not a serious person. Unfortunately, I can't go any farther with this. Anyone else who would like to run with this idea and make your own fic with it, go ahead. Just put in your fic a referral to read this'n if they like yours. Also oddly enough, I had never actually experienced flames before this fic. And as it turns out, they're really entertaining, so go ahead and keep 'em coming! But, okay, seriously, as funny as they are, y'all got to remember, this is fanfiction! What I write doesn't actually affect anything on the show! So telling me how much you hate me because of what I write has no effect on anything! Well, other than making me laugh. Okay, ranting over.

Insert Witty Title Here the SECONDish! Saw Complete, unless I suddenly get inspiration for a new chapter. Don't hold your breath though, that tends to be really random. I have been told this is good, though, so go on and read it. You don't have to read the first one before this one, but you could, just to make me happy? -gives puppydog eyes-

If Harry Was Intelligent Harry Potter Complete. Unless someone else alerts me to stupidity I didn't notice in the seventh book. This came to me after re-reading the series and seeing all the places I would have done something different. I have eight chapters up (unless you count the non-chapters saying that I am done with the story until further notice, then I have ten), and have more reviews than I ever expected to get on any story. Ever. -is really shocked and awed-

The Real Gandalf The Lord of the Rings complete. This all came from a conversation on a message board, so I guess it's sort of an inside joke, but whatever. You can pretend you get it and it's funny.

If Voldemort Was Intelligent Harry Potter Complete. due to somewhat-almost popular demand, I have done another "if this character was intelligent" fic. This one isn't really as serious as Harry's, though... you'll understand if you read it ;)

Harry Potter and the Overly Long Title Harry Potter On hiatus. I can't find my Deathly Hallows book, and I kinda need it to write the next few chapters, so I will have to hold off on this one. If you happen to find my book lying around, though... ;)

Wow, looking at that list, I have a very... erm... diverse selection of categories. ah, well, whatever. The more the merrier!

BTW, people, I've found that I like to respond to my reviews, so it really helps if you are signed in. If not, okay, but it's hard to respond if I have no way to respond. So, for all those people who have/are going to not sign in, Thank you for your reviews. Flames: LOL. Love the input, and the warmth is much welcomed here in the Washington cold where the sun never shines and it always rains. Praise/Not-Flames: Thanks for taking the time to review and make me feel warm and fuzzly! Constructive Critisism: Thanks for your input! It was (hopefully) very helpful, and I'll be sure to keep it in mind.

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Even when you cant see Him, God is there! If you belive in God put this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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