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since: 02-26-06, id: 998008
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

whiskey in the impala:

Well, here's a little bit about myself: I like whiskey and I am in love with the 1967 Chevrolet Impala, so naturally I would love to have whiskey in the Impala (though I would like to take this moment to point out that drink driving is wrong and dangerous and I would never drink whiskey in the Impala for fear that I would get whiskey on the leather and then it would turn all sticky, then driving anyway would be difficult...that and I don't own an Impala, there too expensive and it's debatable whether the American car would fit down some of the side streets of England (where I live! Woo-ness all round!).

I would also like to take this moment to say that in the Diary of Adrianna Cocoa Denosove I mention how she has a lucky stick and to people that are sceptic about whether they work or not, I have one, and I swear it works!! A dear friend gave it to me and I tell ye now, I carry it with me everywhere...the majority of the time, however I would also like to point out that if you sleep with them by your bed they do not stop you from having nightmares about the creature with skin like corn beef (thankyou for that lovely description there Heath) in Pans Labrinth (I could very well have spelt that wrong, I'll check and change it if it is, 'cos it's an awsome film and I recommend it if your looking for a dark take on fairytales) from coming to attack you.

Anyway, that's all there is to know about me really. I'm 17 years old, about to start second year of college and then taking a gap year out to Canada (Woo! Can't wait! Seriously, it's getting me through my A-levels, by the way guys we really need to look into how much thats gonna set us back in the money regions...) before going to Uni.

By-the-by, if your reading this and have taken a moment to check out my stories (thankyou! It means the world) please review them! Even if you hate it it would be appreciated if you let me know that it was crap (though please not in those exact words, I am quite capable of telling myself that and I do it enough so that form of help isn't exactly in short supply. Constructive help is appreciated, for example - "Personally the story was not to my taste, it was slow of moving/lacked the humour it promised/it didn't make sense/the characters lacked depth and development/I just don't understand where your going with this because every chapter is the same and the plot doesn't seem to move forward and Sirius wasn't made out to be as fit as we all know he is etc etc." Naturally, if you liked it, then please review, because they make me happy and give me inspiration to get off my lazy butt and prograstinate my work by writing stories! To those people that think I'm a crap writer and have left a constructive review (thankyou, you are appreciated) and are looking for a good read, check out my favourites list because their writings are great and the plots are great and the humour is great and everything is just great, really! Check them out...and then review them, seriously there is nothing better than recieving a review, not even whiskey!

Lots of love, happy writing,

whiskey in the impala.




1. Severus Snape: An education at Hogwarts reviews
A tale of Severus Snapes' time and musings at Hogwarts. Join him as he unwantingly will learn more than the curriculum suggests.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 8-25-07
2. Diary of Adrianna Cocoa Denosove » reviews
I am a Hufflepuff and I am proud. That pride is in no way diminished by my sitting in this modest toilet cubicle. No, I am here because I find it fullfilling to be on my own and contemplating my thoughts. Yeah...
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 6-19-07
3. If I fell, he would not catch me reviews
A letter of one who has lost and one who has seen to one who is loved.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 7-16-07
4. Laughter to the outcasted reviews
Severus Snape on laughter to the outcasted.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-13-07 - Published: 7-13-07
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