| Insane Guy of DOOM |
Author has written 75 stories for Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, Cartoon X-overs, Warcraft, Grim and Evil, American Dragon: Jake Long, Misc. Cartoons, X-overs, and Primeval. Welcome to my profile of DOOM! There are free nachos on the way out. I have a new poll up on my fourms. Please check it out! Please! Now, on to the stuff about me! Full name, address, phone number, and all that other information you should never give out on the internet: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! Age: Take 100, subtract 50, divide it by 2, take away 10 and that's how old I am. Gender: Insane Guy of Doom, not to hard to figure this one out. Music I like: I don't really like music. I do love Jonathan Coulton's songs. I'm a also a fan of Voltaire's songs for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Current Favorite Song: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon Other Songs I like: RE: Your Brains, Skullcrusher Mountain, I Feel Fantastic!, Code Monkey, The Future Soon, BRAINS!, Land of the Dead, RE: Vos Cerveaux (Which is RE: Your Brains in French), Chiron Beta Prime, Bacteria, Todd the T100, Mandlebrot Set, My Beige Bear, and my second favorite song: Still Alive. All but two of these were written and preformed by Jonathan Coulton. Those two that were not are by Voltaire. Favorite Cartoon Character: Sam Manson Favorite Video Game Villain: Kael'thas Sunstrider, formerly Zul'jin apparently I like villains with aposthrophies in their names. Favorite Video Game Hero: Medivh Favorite Live Action Character: Sir James Lester Favorite Singer: Jonathan Coulton (Obviously) Current Favorite Shows: Danny Phantom, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Ed, Edd n' Eddy, Unforgotten Realms, Chowder and Primeval (curse it only showing in the UK making me have to wait until the dvds come to see the long awaited season 2!) Pairings I ship 1. Danny Fenton/Sam Manson 2. Danny Fenton/Sam Manson 3. Danny Fenton/Sam Manson 4. Abby Maitland/Connor Temple 5. Same as 3 Pairings I like but don't ship (what does ship even mean anyway?) 1. Jazz Fenton/Tucker Foley 2. Alex Rider/Sabina Pleasure 3. Malfurion Stormrage/Tyrande Whisperewind 4. Rhonin whateverhislastnameis/Vereesa Windrunner 5. Grim/Velma Green the Spider Queen (Oh come on, people! It was obvious they liked eachother. I was half expecting them to get together at the end of the movie) 6. One sided Irwin/Mandy. (Iwrin's useless and never ending attempts to win her heart are just so funny!) Pairings I dislike 1. Anyone/Mandy 2. Anyone but Sam/Danny Fenton 3. Anyone but Danny/Sam Manson 4. Artemis Fowl/Holly Short (They aren't even the same species people!) Super Random Parings that I Like but you will Probably Never See in My Stories 1. Danny/Fenton Thermos (Its got a name called Cream Soup which ,when you think about it, sounds really nasty!) Comming Soon from Insane Guy of DOOM! (Bolded Ones are comming, really, really soon) Calvin at Camp: School Daze: To everyones horror the camp is being turned into a summer shcool! Genral Calvin gets the kids ready to revolt. Calvin at Camp: Wilderness Adventure: A field trip to the woods goes ary when Calvin tries to convince his tiger-pal that bigfoot exists. Calvin at Camp: The Vet: When Hobbes hurts his tail playing Clavinball out spiky-haired hero attempts to operate. But don't worry Hobbes, Plank's got a plan! Calvin at Camp: The Pirates Parody: In a pirates of the caribbean paradoy Captin Eddy must get his scam back with the help of Calvin and Hobbes but they encounter the Curse of the Black Jawbreaker on the way. Fred Fredburger: The F un-true Hollywood Story: Mandy shows in inner secreats and day to day life and autobiography of Fred. HAЯOLD: Harold realizes he's too stupid and gets a brain operation to make him smarter. But soon he finds that inteligence isn't all its cracked up to be. Castaway: Danny, Sam, Tucker, Paulina, Dash and Mikey find themselves stranded on a tropical island. Hilarity ensures! Here are my OCs. You may see them from time to time. But usually I'll stick with cannon characters. Name: Daniel "Danny" College Fenton Age: 14, younger in some stories Bio: He's the son of Danny and Sam in the future. Danny is usually refered to as Danny Jr. or DJ (Though he hates that nick name and only lets members of his family call him that) due to his father's cluelessness since Danny Sr. always gets mixed up on who a person's talking to. Danny and Sam gave him the middle name college because he was concieved the same night Danny proposed to Sam, which was when they were in their last year of college. Danny Jr. is a near carbon copy of his father except for his Amythest Eyes, courtesy of Sam. He's half ghost and had his powers since birth sort of. He was born with the ability to change his eye color (from purple to yellow), later developed invisibility and intangiblity and now at fourteen he can fully go ghost. Personality: He's a mixture of Danny and Sam's personalities. Brave, clueless, and possesing a hero complex like his father while headstrong, sometimes hypocritical, and enviromentalist like his mother. Danny Jr. is also an Ultra-Recyclo Vegetarian. He also enjoys painting. Ghost Form Appearence: Same as his dad's colorwise except for his eyes turning yellow. The jumpsuit he wears has a new DP symbol made by Sam as to tell the two apart. Danny Jr.'s symbol is is violet and has D and P because apparently a lot of people didn't get that there was a P inside the D of Danny Sr.'s symbol, much to Sam's annoyance. (For a while I though I was the one of only ones who noticed there was P inside the D of his costume.) Appears in: My Middle Name, The Romantic Danny/Sam Story, The Talk: Seven Years Later, A Fenton Family Mother's Day. Lillith Bathroomstall Fenton Age: 12, younger in some stories Bio: Named after Sam's flower sack baby (which was referenced on "My Gym Partner's a Monkey" of all things!) If you took Danny and Sam and put them in a blender you'd probably get Lillith. She has blue eyes and due to girl's maturing faster than boys, has always had more devoleped ghost powers than Danny Jr. Her middle name comes from the fact that she was concieved in a bathroom stall (don't ask). Personality: Lillith is a Goth and proud. She cares for the enviroment but not as obsessively and Danny Jr. and Sam. She's considered a vegetarian, but has a weakness for seafood and fried chicken... Lillith is very sarcastic and due to her older brother's cluelessnees often likes tease him with said sarcastic comments which he simply doesn't get. Lillith plays guitar and is a driving force and helper with her mother's quest to write the scariest, gorriest horror novel ever. Ghost form apparence: Her jumpsuit is similar to Danni's. She goes by Lilly Phantom. Sam made her logo aswell which is an entertwined L and P. Danny is almost jealous of his daughter because she learned to duplicate two years before him. Appears in: My Middle Name, The Romantic Danny/Sam Story, A Fenton Family Mother's Day. James Ghost Fenton Age: 7, will be younger in some stories Bio: James is Danny and Sam's youngest child (so far! Sam wants more!) and perhaps their oddest. Danny and Sam discovered that's the result of concieving a child while Danny's in ghost mode, because of this he has snow white hair and green-with-lots-of-yellow-specks eyes. While Danny Jr. and Lillith didn't get their full powers until 14 and 12 respectively, James can go ghost at only seven years old. The doctors say James might be just a little more ghost than human, or maybe just a human with more ghostly traits when not in ghost mode, its confusing. James is also quite an artist. His favorite animals are Orcas, but on Wednesdays and Saturdays he changes his favorite animal to meerkats. His ghost form's name is "The Q" since James loves the letter Q for an inexplicable reason. Ghost Form apparence: Black hair with blue-with-lots-of-amythest-specks eyes. Wears a jumpsuit like his Dad's but with a big "Q" on it. James insisted on it being a Q, since "Q's the best letter in the whole alphabet! U won't ever go away from him!" Appears in: A Fenton Family Mother's Day The Nurse Age: 20 something Personality: The nurse is a shy, nurse at the Amity Park hospital. One wonders why she took a job that requires so much interaction when she can't stand to be around other people. The Nurse appears to be in her early twenties and has many bizzare fears such as pointy things, objects comming near her wrists and dental floss. She is painfully honest and has trouble not accidentally insulting people. She often speaks exactly what's on her mind without thinking first. This is an issue as she has some pretty odd thoughts. She never seems to age, possibly due to a certain ill-uttered wish over heard by a certain wish-granting genie ghost. Appearance: The nurse is tall, skinny and blond with a constant expression of anxiety and nevousness. She often bites her lip and wears a glasses. You could call her an older, female version of me with glasses. Appears in: Would you Like Fries With That? The Story of Doom, The Talk: Seven Years Later (strangley she hasn't aged between them.) Factoid: The Nurse is a personification of all the negative aspects of my personality intensified tenfold. She's fun to write for. Joan of Arc Bio: Joan of Arc is the patron saint of self-confesed cynical, angst-ridden goth kids who have a crush on their best friend. Many people believe she is the patron saint of France, but in fact that was simply due to the historians being prejudiced. She is currently taking a lobotomy class because "All proper patron saints need to know how to drill holes in people's heads!" Joan needs to give Sam information on how to save the world, but was interupted. Apparently Sam must sacrifce sixteen virgins to something, or everyone will die... Appears in: Joan of Arc appearS in Goth vs. Gummy Bat: A Tale of Addiction and will appear in a Calvin at Camp story filling in for "The patron saint of spiky-haired, girl-hating six year olds" who has called in sick that day. Factoid: Joan of Arc is inspired by the character from Clone High, but since I've never seen a full episode of Clone High, nor is this Joan of Arc a clone, that makes her an OC by default. More comming soon! Ohh, I just wanted to say that the all time best fanfictions ever are the Calvin at Camp Seriese by Blue Paratroopa. Here is something you may not know. If you are the first to review a chapter of one of my stories you might just get a reply with a behind the scences or sneak peek, or what happend next. So review, review, review! If you think snails are adorable copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, Beautymarked14, Insane Guy of DOOM! Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. O lny srmat poelpe can raed this. cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? I awlyas kenw slpeling wnast ipmorantt! if If your a DannyxSam mega-fan, then copy this into your profile! DxS FOREVER!! Over 2000 hits to my profile! YAY!! Wow, I've been here for over a year! Please visit my fanfiction.net fourms! For those of you who play World of Warcraft I can be found on the Malfurion realm as either a Gnome rogue named Dirti (As a tribute to Illegal Danish), or a Blood Elf paladin named Vathin. I also have several other characters. To contact me just whisper that you know I'm Insane Guy of DOOM. So far every story I've made since Behind the Scenes has been a complete faliure. I've become very discouraged by this and now I'm looking to you for help. If you have suggestions for a story please tell me about it! Here are some "facts" that will always be used in my stories: Danny and Sam share the same birthday (Its pretty neat, they only have to have one Birthday party) Important Note: I will NOT update my stories without reviews. Without them I have no way of telling whether people like it or not. So please,whether you thought my story was great or a piece of crud review. It only takes a second. Presenting: Sir Schmoopy's Ultimate Top 10 Unforgotten Quotes! (Classic Series) 10. Its a well-known fact that all wizards wear monocles. 9. Foreshadowing is when a character... is covered in a parabola... no wait. Foreshadowing is when is when you have a hyperbole... 8. The plan is: Don't Die... Okay Petey, new plan just for you: Don't Suck. 7. I wanna cast a spell. 6. I know all about this kind of thing Mike, I went to aggro management class! 5. Hush non-believer, the legendary saviour THOR has come to smite all the non-believers with the power of his laser! 4. I didn't go to Spain to learn french Mike. 3. It turns you into a wolf temporaerly... tempolarlrly... tempo... tempolary..., it turns you into a wolf permanantly. 2. I CAST FLARE! 1. Holy Cr_p Petey is digivolving! Petey evolved into a Peterson! Presenting: Sir Schmoopy's Top Ten Ultimate Quotes 2! (Season 1) 10. Eluamous: I swear to God, these things are rigged. Schmoopy: You swear to God? No wonder we're not getting any divine help! 9. I'm just barking and sh_t! I have no idea what I'm doing or saying! For all I know I could've said his mother was a dirty elephant face! Wolf: Actually you said my mother was a very fine and distinguished lady, which I found odd since you're my mother. Schmoopy: That would explain these wolf-boobs... 8. So if you're like a hot lady and you wanna see some bad_ss curses, just give a call to 555-SCH-MOOP. 7. Schmoopy: If we can pretend these princesses are infact witches, then I can bash them in the face with my nun-chucks... Eluamous: Wow Rob, I'm glad you found a politically correct way to kill two innocent girls. Schmoopy: Me too! 6. Eluamous: The shield provides an armor class bonus of zero. Schmoopy: Well at least it's better than nothing. 5. We're gonna totem-pole 'em Mike. Just like how the indians beat the cowboys in World War I. 4. I pick gym! No, wait, I pick history! Wait, which has fewer pushups? 3. I cast detect magic and I detect that Petey can totally talk! Schmoopy pretending to be Petey talking: Why hello Rob. Nice facial features! 2. You know it's really hard to defend you _ssholes when you keep stabbing me in the head... 1. Schmoopy: I throw the axe into the well! Eluamous: WHAT!? WHY THE H_LL DID YOU DO THAT?! Schmoopy: Well I'm not going in there. Those things are filthy! WHAT DO YOU SEE DOWN THERE MR. AXE? Eluamous: Well now how are we going to get the axe out of the well? Schmoopy: I tie some rope around Eluamous's leg and throw him into the well. Eluamous: You idiot! You're supposed to hold on to the other end of the rope! Schmoopy: Well then I throw Petey into the well! Eluamous: STOP THROWING THINGS INTO THE WELL! Schmoopy: Fine. I gently drop a can of oil into the well. Eluamous: I FREAKING HATE YOU! Schmoopy: Well? Eluamous: WELL FREAKING WHAT? Schmoopy: Well what's at the bottom of the well? Eluamous: WELL I DON'T FREAKING KNOW! I'M COVERED IN OIL AND WELL, RAT! I CAN'T BLOODY-WELL SEE ANYTHING! Schmoopy: Well okay, I throw a torch into the well. Eluamous: NO NO NO! You just covered us in oil! Don't light us on fire! Schmoopy: I CAST FLARE! Eluamous: God... idiot SUPER IMPORTANT NEWS UPDATED O-RAMA OF AWESOMEHOOD! I am sorry to say that my insirpation for Danny Phantom has left me. =( For the moment don't expect any updates to my DP stories, but fear not, as I am comming back with all new stories in new categories. Soon to come are: Primeval Season 4 The George Liquor Show (A quasi-spinoff to Calvin at Camp) And a re-write of Unforgotten Fan-Realms And now on to the stories... | |||||||||||
1. Unforgotten Fan Realms » reviewsA re-write of Unforgotten Fan-Realms. In a time where darkness hung out with the land, two guys, their pet rat, and a talking axe would become LEGEDNARY HEROES! Contains a special guest appearance by Samantha Manson as a gardening tool.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 7-19-092. Primeval, Series Four: Episode One » reviewsWith half the team stuck in the past, Lester recruits Caroline Steel and Jack Maitland to help with a flock of Moas that have appeared in a toy store, meanwhile Danny, Connor and Abby struggle to return to the present.Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-9-09 - Published: 7-25-093. Series Four: Episode One reviewsThe first episode of idea for series four of Primeval, read to the end for important information!Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-09 - Connor T. & Abby M. - Complete4. The George Liquor Show TrailerA trailer for my upcomming quasi-spinoff to Calvin at Camp, the George Liquor show! Follow the adventures of George Liqour, American and cast of other crazy characters in most hillarious story series since Calvin at Camp!Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Published: 7-19-09 - Complete5. Primeval: Series Four Trailer reviewsA trailer for my upcomming fan fiction series on my take of what a fourth Primeval season would have been like. Contains lots of foreshadowing and quotes!Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-19-09 - Complete6. Trailer: Perfect BlooA trailer for a potential new series. Follow the wacky adventures of Bloo, Joan of Arc, Cod Commando, Double D, Sir Schmoopy, Neil and Cinnamon J. Scudworth as they battle the villanious Evil Con Carne in the greatest spy-themed series ever!Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Published: 2-8-09 - Complete7. My Screwed Up Valentine » reviewsWhen Ember's guitar malfunctions during a fight with Danny, everyone in Casper high is now madly in love, with the wrong person! Due to her shallowness, Paulina is the only one who isn't affected. Can she save the day? I sure hope so, or otherwise no DXS!Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 2-4-09 - Paulina8. Last Toon Standing reviewsReality TV Show is the hottest new survivor type show on the block. Here characters from The Simpsons, Clone High, Unforgotten Realms, Ed, Edd n' Eddy, Billy and Mandy, Maximum Ride and Danny Phantom compete for fame and fortune! DXSCartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-099. Oh Gosh No! Not Another Oh Gosh No Story! » reviewsNow I'm parodying everything! After a run in with some AXE body spray, Danny ends up getting Sam pregnant. And on top of that, there's a new ghost girl in town by the name of Sue Mary. Chocked with spoofs, DXS, and some Lemon Demons songs too!Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 12-10-08 - Danny F. & Sam M.10. Calvin at Camp: Jolly Snowflake Day, Calvin » reviewsA Calvin at Camp Christmas Special. Double D creates a new politically correct non-religious holiday called Snowflake Day in order to help teach the kids about the true meaning of the holidays. Calvin, Hobbes, Ed and Eddy set out to bring Christmas back!Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-31-08 - Published: 12-23-0811. The Little Warlock reviewsA Loose Parody of the Little Mermaid. Richard is a warlock lives his dream of going to the surface world thanks to the evil Kanker Witch Sisters. On the surface he meets the Goth Princess Sam, we hill fall in love, or murder her? RichardxSam?Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-9-0812. Oh Gosh No! Not Another Dance Story! » reviewsCasper High is have another dance. Sam wants to go with Danny but he's so clueless that he thinks Sam's hints that she want's him to take her are her shunning him and the Fairly Odd Parents are in it! DXS. Finally complete. Please Review!Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 11-9-07 - Sam M. & Danny F. - Complete13. Unforgotten Fan Realms Fiction Story Thing » reviewsAn Unforgotten Realms fanfiction. In a darkness where time hung out with the land, two guys, a talking axe, and their pet rat would become... LEGENDARY HEROES! Contains guest appearance by Samantha Manson as a gardening tool.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,644 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-30-08 - Published: 7-16-0814. The World According To Danny Fenton reviewsDanny procrastinates on writing an essay about the history of the world. So he stays up all night and churns out a half-asleep piece of comedy gold! Some minor DXS Based off "The World According to Student Bloopers" by Richard Lederer. OneshotDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-8-08 - Danny F. - Complete15. Oh Gosh No! Not Another Chat Room Story! » reviewsDanny, Sam, Tucker and Jazz parody the large amounts of chat room stories here. But strange things are happening including weird surveys, man eating sofa attacks and an evil villain! DXS Rated for some jokes that might be deemed inappropriate.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 7-26-0816. The Infernal Squeaking reviewsPost PP. Danny learns that fame has its downside from a super annoying rubber Danny figure that squeaks when you squeeze it. And Sam won't stop making it squeak. Will Danny be able to retain his sanity? Some minor DXS at the end. Oneshot.Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-25-08 - Danny F. & Sam M.17. Goth vs Gummy Bat: A Tale of Addiction » reviewsEveryone has a weakness, for Sam, its here debilitating addiction to gummy bats. Worried for her safety, Danny and Tucker have an intervention for her. This can't end well. Comedy for all, with a heaping side order of Danny/Sam.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 7-7-08 - Sam M. & Danny F.18. Under the Pines » reviewsSam takes/forces Danny and Tucker to camping with her over the three day weekend. But what happens when Danny and Sam get stranded in the wilderness and Tucker catches a female Bigfoot's eye? Why the most bizzare love story ever told! DXSDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-15-08 - Published: 8-2-08 - Tucker F.19. The Wedding of the Century! reviewsDanny's getting hitched. Who do you think it is? I'll give you a hint, her last name is Manson and her name ryhms with Ham.Dannyx? Rated for arm-shattering violence and a plot twist! Oneshot.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-11-08 - Danny F. - Complete20. The 12th Warrior: An Epic Saga » reviewsA twisted parody of Disney live-action shows. Zack, Cody and friends embark on an epic saga to stop the evil Cinnamon Scudworth from taking over the world! Full of drama, action, humor and... a Clone High School Musical? Rating may go up.X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 7-28-0821. Finding Danny » reviewsA challenge from I.M.R. Duelist. A six-months pregnant Danny runs away from his baby shower. Now Sam, a lot of ocs, Danni and ME! must find him. You must read A Phantom's Tears by I.M.R. Duelist to understand this.Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-5-08 - Published: 6-11-0822. A Fenton Family Mother's Day reviewsFurture Fic. Sam is now a famous horror novelist and married to Danny. So on mother's day, their kids, Danny Jr., Lilith and James decide to do something extra special this year. Contains tons o' DXS, food fights in bed, art shows and more!Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-11-08 - Sam M. - Complete23. Global Warming Breeds Killer ShihTzus reviewsEarth Day Story. While walking to school Danny, Sam and Tucker discover an inconvienent truth: global warming has created a breed of killer Shih-Tzus! Will they surive? Minor DXS. Rated for violence and minor "suggestive themes".Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-22-08 - Sam M. - Complete24. Danny and Sam's Alone Time reviewsThe manson mansion is empty, so of course Danny and Sam are going to have some fun... DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ARE 18, for there is extreme adult content. You have ben warned. DXS.Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 4-1-08 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete25. Calvin at Camp: Day of the Leprechaun reviewsSt. Patrick's Day Special. While on the way to camp, Calvin and Hobbes are abducted by evil Leprechauns who want to eat them! Will our heroes escape the Leprechuan's green and squeaky clutches? Of course they will!Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-17-08 - Complete26. Job Application reviewsSam's parents force her to get a job, so to retaliate she gives a sarcastic and hillarious job application to Nasty Burguer. Some DXS because I can't not have it in one of my stories. Besides Danny Goes to IKEA oneshot.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-6-08 - Sam M. - Complete27. Fury of the Sunwell reviewsA short monolouge by Kael'thas about the events of patch 2.4. Hurray this is my 50th story! Kae'thas's point of view, oneshot.Warcraft - Rated: K - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-5-08 - Complete28. The Talk: Seven Years Later reviewsSEQUEL TO THE TALK!Seven Years after the talk Danny and Sam get an unexpected visit in the hospital. Danni hasn't forgotten about the day she learned where babies come from... MAJOR DXS. Please read and review. Rated for stuff.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-08 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete29. Chicken Soup for the DannySam Lover's Soul » reviewsA collection of random, silly, fluffy oneshots and drabbles all about our favorite couple. PLEASE Read and Review. Raitings vary from k to k plus. Second oneshot up!Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 1-29-08 - Danny F. & Sam M.30. Birthdays Blues reviewsDanny's managed to forget that tomorrow's his own birthday! That wouldn't be so bad if he and Sam didn't happen to have the same birthday... Plenty of DXS raiting may go up. Unless you want this story deleted review please!Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-28-08 - Danny F. & Sam M.31. What's Your Game? » reviewsThe Danny Phantom characters star in parodies of the "What's Your Game?" World of Warcraft commercials.Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-27-0832. The Talk reviewsWhile staying at Fenton Works, Danni wonders where babies come from. Unfortunatley it looks like Danny's the one who's going to have to tell her. Uh-oh. Heavy mention of DXS.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-23-08 - Dani & Danny F. - Complete33. It's a Cheesy Old Christmas Special, Danny Phantom » reviewsJack and Maddie travel to the North Pole to prove whether Santa exists or not, with suprising results! Meanwhile Danny and Jazz throw a Christmas Eve party that gets way out of control. DXS and TXJ. Completed.Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-23-07 - Jack F. & Maddie F. - Complete34. Billy and Mandy Finale reviewsWrath of the Spider Queen just didn't cut it as a finale. So I've decided to make my own, but I can't decide what its about. You the reader must choose which of my ideas will be the story. Warning depending on your choice it may contain GrimxSpider Queen.Grim and Evil - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-15-0735. Hanukkah is Interesting » reviewsEight days eight oneshots Each following Danny Sam and Tucker s adventures during one very interesting holiday Warning as much DannyxSam fluff I can stomach writing Please R R Chapter 8 finally up! Sorry its late fanfiction wouldn't let me submit it! DoneDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,880 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-12-07 - Published: 12-4-07 - Sam M. - Complete36. Chiron Beta Prime reviewsA Belated Birthday present to the great singersongwriter Jonathan Coulton. Sam recieves a letter from Danny about how the Fentons are coping with working for on an asteriod for their new robot overlords... I mean protectors. DXS please R&RDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-2-07 - Sam M. & Danny F. - Complete37. The Second Serving » reviewsSequel to Thanks for Giving. Its been one year since the Thanksgiving Incident and Sam is still bitter. But now she's got a new, even more dangerous plan to save the Turkeys. Will it work? DXS please R&RDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-22-07 - Sam M. & Danny F. - Complete38. Jeremy Manson's Worst Day Ever reviewsThe title's pretty self explanitory. Jeremy comes home from a business trip to find a lot has changed in his absence. Oneshot.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-14-07 - Complete39. The Exorcisim of Danny Fenton's Locker reviewsIn this random Halloween story Danny finds that his locker has been demonically possessed. What's our favorite Halfa to do? DannyxSam of course. Complete?Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-30-07 - Danny F. & Tucker F. - Complete40. Flintlocke's Guide to Outland » reviewsEver wonder what zany adventures Flintlocke went on when The Burning Crusade came out? Here's your chance to find out. Based on the webcomic by Dave Fargo Kosak.Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 7-15-0741. Sam Speaks French out of her Butt! reviewsWhat seemed like a normal lunch period becomes the strangest Danny Phantom story to ever be posted! Rated for what the butt says in French.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-28-07 - Sam M. - Complete42. The Big Boom reviewsEveryone says Phantom Planet is the series finnale. Well this is the true one. Featuring a song by Jonathan Coulton and lots of death. Rated for the later.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-27-07 - Danny F. - Complete43. Bun's in the Oven reviewsSam cook's dinner for her parents and they belive its to cover up something she did wrong. Leading to a misunderstand of hysteric proportions. DannyXSam of course. OneshotDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-18-07 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete44. Danny Goes to Ikea: The Musical reviewsJack's lastest invention blows up the inside of Fenton Works so the Fentons plus Sam go on the shopping trip of a lifetime to Ikea! Eww shopping. Oddly no DannyXSam GASP!Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-16-07 - Danny F.45. The Random Zone » reviewsFormerly The Random Zone: Danny Goes Crazy and Stuff. A collection of short oneshot parodies of The Twilight Zone. Ratings range from K to K plus. This collection is finished. For more oneshots see Kissing for Tangerines: Chicken Soup for the DXS Soul.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-15-07 - Published: 8-20-06 - Danny F. - Complete46. The Future Soon reviewsSpud daydreams about his future. Music video thing story for the Jonathan Coulton song The Future Soon. OneshotAmerican Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-13-07 - Spud - Complete47. Springfield Ink » reviewsEver seen Miami Ink? Well now Homer's opened up his own tattoo shop, and he's going to ink up whoever YOU choose! Please review. No Pairings. Rated for Homer getting hurt... alot.Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-8-07 - Published: 8-7-0748. Robin Sam » reviewsPresenting a twisted version of Robin Hood in which Robin Sam and The Band of Merry Eds must recuse Ed's sister Sarah and Robin Sam's lover Danny from the evil Lord Kevin. DXS with some 3/4 thrown in for good measure. PLEASE REVIEW!Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-24-07 - Published: 7-23-0749. Calvin at Camp: The Freaking Huge Adventure! reviewsCalvin and Hobbes get into a fight and stop being friends, meanwhile Bowser and the others villains have teamed up to get revenge. Will the villains trimuph? Will Calvin and Hobbes save their friendship? Why am I asking you these questions?Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-22-0750. Bearbert, We Hardly Knew Ye reviewsWhen Jazz's teddy bear Bearbert Einstine is destroyed she becomes a suicidal emo kid. Danny goes back in time to stop it from happening but creats a time paradox and generaly screws up the time stream in the process.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-21-07 - Jazz F. & Danny F.51. Make a Wish! reviewsThere's a meteor shower tonight but Billy can't decide what to wish for! First Billy and Mandy story. Oneshot.Grim and Evil - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-20-07 - Complete52. Behind the Scenes » reviewsDanny and Sam give you a behind the scenes tour of the set of Danny Phantom. Full of juicy secrets, hillarious outtaks, and Mr. Lancer's hidden passion for ballet dancing. Rated for DannySam fluff.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-16-07 - Danny F. & Sam M.53. Calvin at Camp: The Collect Call of Cthulu reviewsUpon learing of Moe's fear of squids, Calvin dresses up as a monster from Ed's new comic book for some welldeserved payback. And of course things go horribly wrong.Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-27-07 - Complete54. Calvin at Camp: Board of Doom » reviewsAs if camp couldn't get any weirder Invader ZIM shows up and is convinced that Plank is an alien trying to steal his mission.Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 12-16-06 - Complete55. Jazz Fenton's Heck 2: The Epic Odyessy » reviewsThe following sequel is very random. It contains a search for lost parents, canibalistic vegitarians, smelly hobos, and super intelligent Irish Badgers. OC's, crossovers and major DXS await you in Jazz Fenton's Heck 2! On Hiatus.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 9-24-06 - Jazz F.56. So Long, and Thanks for all the Flesh reviewsA Warcraft spoof of So long, and thanks for all the fish. First WoW story! Oneshot. Might make more chaptets if there is enough requests.Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-07 - Complete57. New Years! » reviewsCartoons celebrate New Years Eve. Enough said.Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-0658. Insane Guy of DOOM's Super Holiday Spectacular! » reviewsA collection of Christmas story's from Danny Phantom, Invader ZIM, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, and Illegal Danish. Parings are DannyXSam, MulchsminionXRasi, MulchsminionXSam one sided secret crush on him. Discontinued.Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-24-06 - Complete59. The Romantic DannyXSam Story reviewsJust as the title says. A prequel, sequel to My Middle Name. Don't read unless you are a rabid DXS fan or have nothing better to do. OneshotDanny Phantom - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-3-06 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete60. Bored Billionaire » reviewsEveryone's busy. What's a bored Vlad to do? Find out here pitiful earth monkies. DXS and some one sided VXMDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-30-06 - Published: 11-28-06 - Vlad M.61. Thanks for Giving » reviewsIts Thanksgiving and Sam is out to make sure no Turkeys go harmed this year. By bringing them back from the dead! Funny and it even has a moral! DannySam. CompletedDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-23-06 - Published: 11-22-06 - Sam M. & Danny F. - Complete62. Calvin at Camp: The Best Day Ever reviewsCalvin wants today to be the best day ever. But Bowser Koopa has other ideas. Tribute to the SpongeBob SquarePants special.Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-9-06 - Complete63. Calvin at Camp: Edmerican Idiots reviewsIn honour of Election day. Fed up with the USA, Eddy makes his own country of Edmerica and Calvin gets jealous and they have a big war sort of. Rated for cartoon death and weapons of Mass Destruction.Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-06 - Complete64. Danny and Sam's Alcoholic Adventure reviewsDanny and Sam get drunk and chaos follows! I like bacon! Oneshot. A teensy bit of DXS.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-7-06 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete65. Dead Sam Walking » reviewsDanny, Tucker and Mr. Lancer desing Casper High's haunted house for Halloween. But what happens when Sam ends up dead? Parody of Ned's Declassified Halloween Special. CompletedDanny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-31-06 - Sam M. & Danny F. - Complete66. Would you like fries with that?: The story of doom » reviewsThe most random thing to ever be in the Danny Phantom category! Mabey even the whole site! If there was an insanity genre then this would be in it! You must read it eat it and consume human flesh. Side effects include chronich laughter and loss of sanity.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-8-06 - Published: 10-7-06 - Danny F. - Complete67. The Furnace reviewsMcMeaties has a new mascot, Dib wonders where he came from. This is that story. Warning: Very Macabe and disturbing by K standerds don't read if you don't like that kind of stuff. OneshotInvader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-7-06 - Dib - Complete68. Calvin at Camp: Off the Deep Ed reviewsWith Permission from Blue Paratroop himself I can write my own Calvin at Camp fics. The Eds set off in search off the Peach Creek Creek Monster, but Calvin has other plans.Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-06 - Complete69. Jazz Fenton's Heck » reviewsTucker: What the heck happend? Jazz: Ember showed up and got fat on fish tacos, Danny and Sam got married and you showed Moderate DXS don't read if you don't like the pairing. Finally complete.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 9-15-06 - Published: 8-1-06 - Jazz F. - Complete70. 911 reviewsRen and Stimpy aswell as various other cartoons pay their respects to all whose lives were lost with a humorous song. CompleteCartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-06 - Complete71. Sam's Got a Date with Fred Fredburger » reviewsWhen Danny is forced to go to underworld court on the night of his first date with Sam, our favorite elephant monster guy is sent instead. Parings: DXS CompleteDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-31-06 - Published: 8-13-06 - Sam M. & Danny F. - Complete72. My Middle Name reviewsDanny Fenton the second has a question about his unusuall middle name. DXS married fic. Contains OC's.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-30-06 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete73. Truth » reviewsTucker has some hilarious fun with the Fenton Truth Ray. Minor DXS Rated for saftey. CompleteDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-19-06 - Published: 8-15-06 - Tucker F. - Complete74. The Unofficial Guide to being an OC Halfa » reviewsDanny informs the writers on the best ways to OC's with ghost powers. not to be taken seriouslyDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 8-8-06 - Danny F.75. GIR's Big Day reviewsMy take on the canned episode GIR's Big Day. OneshotInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-6-06 - Gir - Complete