10/26/09-

Not exactly Christmas but nevermind that, important news:

Pretty much everything is going to be deleted except for the one-shots, the Reborn stories, and uh...whatever's left.

Why? Mostly because they're never gonna be anything and I'm not interested in Inu-yasha (actually, my love for this disappeared a long time ago... I just used Kagome as a name, not a character...) or Naruto as much (because...Reborn is obviously better? And so are a few others...)

And those stories gone... there goes half my fanbase... (waves goodbye)

Meaning:

Everything gone. Nothing gone. Redemption gone (going too OOC). And...well, those are the ones that people care about and others I haven't named.

If anyone wants them, go ahead. I'm not gonna sue you if you take them.

I might go back on them someday... If I ever get the urge...

Sorry to everyone who now most likely hates me.

Stay warm~

4/21/09-

Pet peeve (some major ones)-

Really annoying random people, who has greasy hair and wears the same damn clothes EVERY FUCKING DAY, who come up to you for NO REASON AT ALL and just randomly sit beside you.

People who take anime, fantasy, books and cartoon WAAAAAAAAAAAY too seriously.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING EXAMPLES HAVE IMPLIED BASHING BUT THEY'RE FOR EXAMPLES ONLY; IT DOESN'T MEAN I HATE THEM.

Ex.1- My girlfriend dumped me because she wanted to find a guy more like her Edward. I asked her, who the hell is Edward? And she took out her Twilight book...

...WHAT THE HELL... Enough said.

Ex.2- Pairing haters: They can't possibly end up together! They never even talked! It's gonna be this and that instead! You're all stupid! It's so obvious! Whoever made these shot be shot and replaced immediately...etc., etc...

STOP FUCKING TAKING THIS KINDA STUFF SO SERIOUSLY. DO YOU NOT HAVE A LIFE? WHAT DOES IT MATTER? IS IT GONNA MESS UP YOUR LIFE IF SOMEONE DECIDES TO LIKE SOMETHING YOU DON'T? This is NO reason for putdowns. You probably like some creepy thing that everyone would think you would be weird for too... I mean there's this one that hates these characters from the same anime being together, saying the above example, but for some reason that person is okay with crossover pairings? ...well, who am I to judge?

Ex.3- Character worshippers: Kagome is the best and she would not do that because she's nice and not mean and not cruel and perfectly kind in everyway and form and there's no possible way for her to do anything evil! She's probably much nicer than you and would want to help everyone! And, and, and...

...
Here's something that will shock them: THEY'RE NOT REAL. GET OVER IT.

4/10/09-

R.I.P. Ulquiorra...nevermind the fact that you are already dead...

In other news...

Current Obsession-

For music: Sunset Glow by Big Bang (after three months, I still can't get it out of my head...)

Anime: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Manga: Katekyo Hitman Reborn! I have a really big obsession with a Liar Game now... Also...Pokemon Adventures(they can actually die in here), Heart no Kuni no Alice, Barajou no Kiss, Ruby Doll...

Game: Kingdom Hearts, Heart/Clover/Joker no Kuni no Alice, Final Fantasy, Harvest Moon, the Pokemon games, etc., etc

Fav. characters of all time: Hidan, Squalo, Xanxus, Hibari, Yamamoto, Shikamaru, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Stark, Alice (from Heart no Kuni no Alice), Boris, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum...just add everyone from any anime... XD

Least Fav. Character- I don't really have any...

Pairings: I have a major obsession with crack pairings...

Some disturbing examples would be- XanxusIpin, HibariNana, SqualoBianchi (Reborn!), ByakuyaKanna, KikyouSango (Inuyasha), ZetsuKakashi, MadaraHinata, SuigetsuSakura (Naruto), etc., etc., etc... Straight, slash, bent, curved, who cares as long as it's different?

...I know. I am a sick and twisted freak...

Fic Updates-

Zero is the story I'm concentrating on... Why? Because I have a major obsession with Reborn... So for those who like this story, no worries; I pretty much planned out everything for this one. I'm hoping for arounnd 30-35 chapters. It's gonna be really long...

The other stories are for whenever I want to do something different or just want some random crack to mess around with.

Funnies-

A guy behind me: Your name is Sue?! That's a girl's name!

Sue: I KNOW!! MY PARENTS ARE MORONS!

(from Percy & the Olympians series...I love this series. XD)

He glared at me and momentarily forgot his game. Pac-Man got eaten by the red ghost dude.

"Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!"

"Um, he's a video game character," I said.

"That's no excuse! And you're ruining my game, Jorgenson!"

"Jackson."

"Whichever! Now listen, the situation is graver than you imagine. If Olympus falls, not only will the gods fade, but everything that is connected to our legacy will also begin to unravel. The very fabric of your puny little civilization--"

The game played a song and Mr. D progressed to level 254.

"Ha!" he shouted. "Take that, you pixelated fiends!"

The two river gods stared at me.

"Son of Poseidon?" East asked.

I nodded.

"Took a dip in the Styx?" Hudson asked.

"Yep."

They both made disgusted sounds.

"Well, that's perfect," East said. "Now how do we kill him?"

"We could electrocute him," Hudson mused. "If I could just find some jumper cables--"

Enemy giants moved toward the breach, and Tyson picked up the fallen warrior's club. He yelled something to his fellow blacksmiths--probably "For Poseidon!"--but with his mouth full of peanut butter it sounded like "PUH PTEH BUN!" His brethren all grabbed hammers and chisels, yelled, "PEANUT BUTTER!" and charged behind Tyson into battle.

"Tyson, son of Poseidon!" Zeus called. Tyson looked nervous, but he went to stand in the middle of the Council, and Zeus grunted.

"Doesn't miss many meals, does he?" Zeus muttered. "Tyson, for your bravery in the war, and for leading the Cyclopes, you are appointed a general in the armies of Olympus. You shall henceforth lead your brethren into war whenever required by the gods. And you shall have a new...um...what kind of weapon would you like? A sword? An axe?"

"Stick!" Tyson said, showing his broken club.

"Very well," Zeus said. "We will grant you a new, er, stick. The best stick that may be found."

"Grover Underwood of the satyrs!" Dionysus called.

Grover came forward nervously.

"Oh, stop chewing your shirt," Dionysus chided. "Honestly, I'm not going to blast you. For your bravery and sacrifice, blah, blah, blah, and since we have an unfortunate vacancy, the gods have seen fit to name you a member of the Council of Cloven Elders."

Grover collapsed on the spot.

"Oh, wonderful," Dionysus sighed, as several naiads came forward to help Grover. "Well, when he wakes up someone tell him that he will no longer be an outcast, and that all satyrs, naiads, and other spirits of nature will henceforth treat him as a lord of the Wild, with all rights, privileges, and honors, blah, blah, blah. Now please, drag him off before he wakes up and starts groveling."

"FOOOOOD," Grover moaned, as the nature spirits carried him away.