Hi everybody!

I am the reader of many, author of none.

Welcome to my page. You wouldn't have come here if you didn't want to know about me so I'm going to tell you, now sit down and shut up. First and formost I am a lesbain. That's right I am a proud and loud lesbian and if you are in anyway offended, get a life and leave this page. Something else you might notice is that I am very defensive. I think anyone who thinks that gayness is "unnatural" can kiss my ass because they are... (takes a deep breath and walks away from the computer). Okay I'm back. Sorry, I sometimes go on a crazy rant about how messed up the world is, and how stupid some people are, and than I would never be able to finish this. I also do rants on politics, my messed up school system, how my cat could make a better principal than the one we have and just about anything you want. Despite the very depressing mini-rant above I love to laugh although I have a very cynical sense on humor. I love to play practical jokes on anyone I can find. I get many questions about my name. It is Emerald because when I was born I had very dark green eyes and a LOT of red hair. My mom named me her Irish Emerald and that was that. My dad didn't like the name, he says its too weird, so he calls me Em or Emmy. Its funny to see the look on peoples faces when they ask if Em is short so Emma or Emily. Boy are they surprised. Anywho here are a few other things you should know about me.

Name: Emerald (or Em, or Emmy)
Also known as: Hey person! Bitch! Darling! and Monkeytoes (don't ask)
Age: 16
Gender: Girl
Sexuality: Very very gay
Hobbies: hanging out with friends, reading books and anime
Favorite Books: Historical Fiction books, almost any thing by Tamora Pierce, Harry Potter, Wicked, Son of a Witch, I could go on forever but I'll stop before I bore you to death
Favorite Anime: Bleach, Loveless, Hellsing, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Chobits, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle
Favorite Movies: LOTR Trilogy, Pride and Prejudice, John Tucker Must Die, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (original), Pirates of the Carribean
Favorite TV Show: Buffy, Charmed, That 70's Show, Mad TV

Thanks for reading! Loves!

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