RK15: Hello! well, boredom and the need for a profile has prompted me to start this...hehe...

Cai: And the fact that she just posted her first story

RK15: Oh shut up. And this is Cailin, my muse...and constant annoyance...(smirks as Cailin attempts to remove TV from stand to throw at RK) Sorry, but i superglued it down after you tried that the last time...in fact, the only thing that isn't either superglued or nailed down is you and me and Aer, wherever she went...

Cai: Damn...

RK15: Ok, on to the profile!

Name: Wouldn't you like to know!

Age: ...

Weight: Nunya

AHA! I CAN NOW PUT MY EMAIL HERE: ruruken15@yahoo.com! and now it works! mwuahahahaha! So there! in ur face fanfic for not letting me email my email!(wow...i siad email twice in three words..)

Appearence: Eyes: Somewhere between brown, green, and blueish... Hair: Long, wavy, and sandy blonde, if i haven't dyed it recently... Skin: Taned as well as sunburnt

Live: My mind...(gazes vacently off into the distance)

Like: Anime, books, Tv, internet, my friends, the beach (to an extent)writing, science, space, Tae Kwon Doe..the list goes on and on...

Dislikes: snobs, stuck ups, math class, bullies, idiots, and my mothers driving skills...hehe

Anime/Manga I like: Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Cowboy Bebop, Neon Genisis, DNAngel, Fullmetal Alchemist, King of Hell, Blade of Heaven, Jing: King of Bandits, Alita Battle Angel, Loveless, Bleach, YU YU Hakusho, Trigun, Naruto...god, i can't remeber them all

Books I like: Ok, since there are so many of them (360+ on my shelf alone) heres a few: Harry Potter, Dan Brown's books, David Eddings books, Tamora Pierce's books,

Pairings that i like: Kao/Ken, Yahiko/Tsubame, Sano/Megumi, Kag/Inu, Kag/Sess(to an extent) Kag/Youko, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Herm (to an extent) Ron/Herm,Ed/Winry, Al/Winry, Naru/Sasu (only if well written) Hiei/Kurama (YAY!!!) um...

Pairings I dislike: Kag/Naraku, Kikyo/Inu, Kao/Sano, Ken/Meg, Kag/Mir Inu/Sango, any yaoi in YYH that is NOT Hiei/Kurama and slash fics that aren't well written!

Shut up and go away! Now! Before i manually strangle you and throw your body in the river!(usually that once a month time...)

Coincidence? I think not...

Thank you for visiting reality! Now entering your life...(from random sites i visit..)

Eagle may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into Jet engines...heeheeheehee

The world does not revolve around you. It revolves around me. Deal

The universe does not revolve around you. you are just an insignificant pawn in the farthest reaches of space with no special reason for being alive, so fuck off and leave me alone.

Tact is for those without wit enough for Sarcasm

There are more, i'm just too lazy to type them

Random Things

Rant on Hiei (don't tell him about this. I really want to keep my head)

You know, i seem to think of Hiei as not so much as dangerous as he tries for but much more like an adorable kitten who has really sharp claws and fangs and dislikes attention or affection. Like that stray you see on the side of the road and you want to go up and pet it, but he growls and hisses at you in return. Ma, well, Kurama seems to like him just fine, teeth, claws and all. _

Typing if you own a Cat(written from experience while cat was sitting on lap...grrrrrr...pushes cat away)

1. Open Computer
2. Move cat off keyboard
3. Open windows Microsoft Word
4. Kick cat away from legs
5. Begin typing
6. Push cat off computer again
7. Delete random letters that cat typed
8. Look at typing and sigh when you see cat messed up words
9. Backspace and Begin again, then pick cat up and move off lap twice as she kneeds your legs
10. look at cat as she begins to meow pitifully.
11. Get up resignedly five minutes later as cat still meows and gives her treats
12. Repeats for the next twenty minutes until you get up, throw cat out forcibly, shut and lock door. Then get up to let cat in as she scratches on door.

Thus we find that cats do, in reality, rule the house.

Only in America

Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.
Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.

EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Okl, this is a link to a hilarious site! Phantom of the Operah in 15 minutes! you have got to read it!

http://www.livejournal.com/community/m15m/6231.html

Well, Onto my story List...

Modern Day Kenshin: Got a lot of the story done already, just need some insparation...and to get that damn plot bunny out of my head!

Kenshin at Military camp: title hesitant, Kenshin has left the government's assassination job, he joined up with the military to help instead of destroy. He runs into some problems when he almost kills the sergeants, and scares the commander and captain half to death. SO, how's he going to deal with this? In progress on my computer..

Kenshin Harry Potter Yu Yu Hakusho crossover: No title at the moment, Hesitant 'Portal to Where?', Kenshin has been sealed away in an act by the Shinsengumi soon after Kenshin leaves the Ishin Shishi. He is also trapped in his fifteen year old body. He is found by the headmaster and brought to Hogwarts to be trained. But what is Dumbledore to do with a former assassin at his school? And one with immense power to boot? And what will happen when he and Voldemort meet? What do the Reikai Tantei got to do with this? How are the three demons going to keep identities secret when a half-dead man with thirst for world dominance, demons hoards, an old friend with a hobby for torturing idiots, and a demon who doesn't know his own power arrive at Hogwarts with them? Hehe, got big plans for this one...

Kenshin Tamora Pierce crossover: Yes, i know, i have an obbsession with them...but hey, it might turn out all right...Kenshin and his kitten, Star, arrive at the Coru gates and immediately he finds himself neck deep in something he wasn't sure he wanted to be involved in in the first place. And as he is trying to keep his original identity secret from old friends who know too much? In progress, waiting for inspiration.