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Author has written 37 stories for Firefly, Discworld, Doctor Who, Mentalist, Big Bang Theory, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Sanctuary, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, NCIS, and Inception. Struggling writer. I should be writing a crime novel, but I keep being sidetracked... So, basically, I like my (anti) heroes a bit dark and damaged. (And, er, occasionally undead. Or alien.) And yeah, they should shoot first. Preferably accompanied by a cool one-liner. The AnJLverse is a place where the good guys wear browncoats. And as far as I am concerned, vampires don't glitter. The motto of the AnJLverse - 'I Deny Your Reality, And Write My Own'. "There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people. Psychopaths and mystery writers." - Richard Castle "Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers" - Joss Whedon "Many suffer from the incurable disease of writing, and it becomes chronic in their sick minds" - Juvenal "Write for the world to read and see yr exact pictures of it" - Kerouac "Writing is a solitary occupation. Family, friends and society are the natural enemies of the writer. (S)he must be alone, uninterrupted, and slightly savage if (s)he is to sustain and complete an undertaking." - Jessamyn West Other major influences - Neil Gaiman, William Gibson, Terry Pratchett... But really, my 'Memory Palace' is more like Arkham Asylum. Every book or graphic novel I've read, every film or tv show I've seen - it's all fair game once it goes through the portals. Of course, if anyone is following my thought processes and getting all the jokes, well, then you really need to get out more. Or drop me an e-mail. Me and the little voices are always happy to chat... | |||||||
1. Upsetting the Applecart » reviewsI think everyone has to write YAHF for this fandom, don't they? It's like a rite of passage, or something.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,828 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 5-22-13 - Published: 9-19-122. The Curious Incident of the Dragon in the Night-time reviewsAU. A tale from the World of Weirdcraft. Because I have no self-control.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-16-13 - Sherlock H. & John W.3. Invisible Signs and Secret Wonders » reviewsPost 4.09 'Chimera'. Spoilers for everything. In which there is a visitor to the Sanctuary, and Nikola Tesla uses his powers for wrong. Again.Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-23-12 - Published: 5-28-12 - Nikola T.4. Strange and Charmed » reviews*New Ficlet* Non-chronological TPP-verse ficlets. Fluffy little future ficlet.Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,075 - Reviews: 307 - Updated: 4-2-12 - Published: 12-8-09 - Sheldon C. & Penny5. Partnership reviewsIn memory of Anne McCaffrey. AU.Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 11-23-11 - Sheldon C. & Penny - Complete6. The Castle of Doctor Fassbinder reviewsHappy Hallowe'en. In which a small ficlet escapes it's creator, and breaks free to terrorise the villagers...Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-31-11 - Sheldon C. & Penny7. Through The Looking Glass, Darkly » reviewsSheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finaleBig Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 309 - Updated: 6-30-11 - Published: 5-14-11 - Sheldon C. & Penny - Complete8. World of Weirdcraft » reviewsThis is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,309 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 5-6-11 - Published: 3-17-10 - Sheldon C. & Penny9. The Dream of the Blue Feegles reviewsIn which the lid comes off the jar of crazy again, and I do something awful to the work of Christopher Nolan. Rated for Eames' potty mouth.Crossover - Discworld & Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-24-11 - Rob Anybody & Eames - Complete10. The Slouching Politician » reviewsWritten as a birthday present for immortalbeloved, this is a rewrite of an original Conan Doyle story – tweaked a little, for the modern age, but not very much.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-2-11 - Published: 1-13-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete11. Semper Feegle reviewsAnyone who read 'Feegles on a Firefly' - yeah, this is more of the same type of crazy. Sorry about that.Crossover - Discworld & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-29-11 - Rob Anybody & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete12. Touch Not The Cat reviewsAnother small ficlet written as a birthday gift. Darn, but I wanted to see the Orient Express. IN SPACE.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-25-11 - 11th Doctor - Complete13. White Mischief reviewsIt takes one small thing to change history as we know it. This particular thing is having a very bad day. It's about to get worse... Canon divergent from start of HPB. Eventually D/G.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-17-10 - Draco M. & Ginny W.14. Melt With You reviewsI am an unregenerate D/G 'shipper, and thus deny the epilogue of Bk 7.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-2-10 - Draco M. & Ginny W.15. Quis Custodiet? reviewsA drabble that wouldn't leave me alone. Look, this is me - there was a guy in armour, okay? Just a half-overheard line in the background of the final episode... "I was plastic..."Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-31-10 - Rory W. & 11th Doctor - Complete16. The Paladin Protocol » reviews*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1305 - Updated: 7-24-10 - Published: 12-30-09 - Sheldon C. & Penny - Complete17. Running Up That Hill reviewsEr, well, yeah, so...This is a dark-bunny that has been hopping around in my head for a while. Very, very AU. Slightly less dark than it could have been. Almost certainly a one-shot. Apologies to; Peter Hamilton and Martin Caidin.Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-11-10 - Sheldon C. & Penny - Complete18. The Callipygian Exposition reviewsTPP-verse. Gratuitous fan-service ahoy! This is Jim Parsons' fault for suggesting that Sheldon get ripped. Happy Christmas, Paradox People. :Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 12-19-09 - Sheldon C. & Penny - Complete19. Present Danger » reviewsWhy you should never take food from the SCU fridge...Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 12-10-09 - Published: 7-31-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L.20. Two Red Roses Across The Moon » reviewsThe final part of Thanksgiving. Double-size chapter, for all you patient readers. And the impatient one - yes, I'm looking at you, FiveRoses...Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,184 - Reviews: 277 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 8-24-0921. It Was A Dark And Stormy Night reviewsHallowe'en in the AnJLverse. Because this is how my mind works. You can't say that you weren't warned...Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 10-18-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete22. Dancing in the Dark reviews2.03. 'Red Badge' Another missing scene. I will be getting on with 'Two Red Roses', but the plot-bunnies tempted me with chocolate...Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-9-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete23. Enjoy The Silence reviewsA missing scene from S2ep2 - 'The Scarlett Letter' Thanks to FiveRoses for this one. This is the series continuum, not an AnJLverse fic. Waiting in that office for the trap to be sprung...Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-8-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete24. Slightly Scarlet reviews- This fic sort of ties in with 'Two Red Roses', but, er, well...look, it has Jane in a tuxedo, okay?-Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 9-30-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L.25. Scarlet Threads » reviews*New ficlet* Today, my brain is all made up of random. And this is what happens when that is the case...Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,698 - Reviews: 504 - Updated: 8-26-09 - Published: 6-19-0926. Dixie Drugstore reviewsThis is a stand-alone one-shot, for reasons which will become obvious. Inspired by 'Dixie Drugstore', by Grant Lee Buffalo. This isn't quite the AnJLverse, but close enough...Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-20-09 - Patrick J. - Complete27. Love Will Tear Us Apart reviewsThis comes just before 'Behind the Wheel', and thus before 'Blood & Whisky' , the circumstances of which caused the events of 'Green Eyes'Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 6-15-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete28. Green Eyes reviewsBecause denial isn't just a river... A dark little piece of introspection, pre S1 finale.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 6-11-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete29. Ruby Tuesday reviewsJust a little scene that came to mind.Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-3-09 - Patrick J. - Complete30. Red, White & Who » reviews*Complete* Sexy. Damaged. Brilliant. Erratic. And there's two of them.Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 5-23-09 - 10th Doctor & Patrick J. - Complete31. The Road To Haven » reviewsA new WytchAnJL chapter - the crew are seeing things. Not all of it is good, not all of it is real, and some of it is very strange indeed.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,097 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 6-4-0832. Zen II: Tic Tac Tao reviewsThe usual trip around the AnJLverse. Sex and violence. Space pirates. Assassins. Government conspiracies. And seafood.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-8-0733. Feegles on a Firefly reviewsBecause this is how my mind works. Sorry about that.Crossover - Discworld & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 3-21-07 - Complete34. Viva New Vegas » reviewsA little roadhouse in the middle of nowhere. A gang of angry bikers. And Jayne.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 3-20-07 - Published: 2-12-07 - Jayne - Complete35. Cold Comfort Mountain » reviewsFINISHED! And with a doublesize chapter to make up for the wait.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,428 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 1-31-07 - Published: 7-5-06 - Jayne - Complete36. Zen and the Art of Mercenary Maintenance » reviewsHonesty has a price. People have a limit. And everybody has their own path to walk.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,484 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 7-2-06 - Published: 6-7-06 - Jayne - Complete37. Another Girl Another Planet » reviewsCOMPLETE. Please enjoy this fic responsibly. It contains violence, swearing and basic Jayne like behaviour.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,960 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-28-06 - Published: 4-7-06 - Jayne - Complete
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