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Author has written 20 stories for Firefly, Discworld, Doctor Who, Mentalist, and Big Bang Theory. Struggling writer. I should be writing a crime novel, but I keep being sidetracked by gun-toting space cowboys and this cute bloke in a three piece suit... So, basically, I like my (anti) heroes a bit dark and damaged. (And, er, occasionally undead. Or alien.) And yeah, they should shoot first. Preferably accompanied by a cool one-liner. The AnJLverse is a place where the good guys wear browncoats. And as far as I am concerned, vampires don't glitter. They smoke, and swear, and sing along to the 'Sex Pistols'. "There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people. Psychopaths and mystery writers." - Richard Castle "Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers" - Joss Whedon "Many suffer from the incurable disease of writing, and it becomes chronic in their sick minds" - Juvenal "Write for the world to read and see yr exact pictures of it" - Kerouac "Writing is a solitary occupation. Family, friends and society are the natural enemies of the writer. (S)he must be alone, uninterrupted, and slightly savage if (s)he is to sustain and complete an undertaking." - Jessamyn West Other major influences - Neil Gaiman, William Gibson, Terry Pratchett... But really, my 'Memory Palace' is more like Arkham Asylum. Every book or graphic novel I've read, every film or tv show I've seen and every song I've heard or read the lyrics to - it's all fair game once it goes through the portals. Of course, if anyone is following my thought processes and getting all the jokes, well, then you really need to get out more. Or drop me an e-mail. Me and the little voices are always happy to chat... | |||||||
1. Strange and Charmed reviewsBecause it was only a matter of time before my Inner Geek surfaced, and found this fandom. *waves to Paradox people* I'm still writing the Big Fic, I just need a little fun.Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-8-09 - Sheldon C. & Penny2. Present Danger » reviewsMore fluffiness from the AnJLverseMentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 7-31-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L.3. Two Red Roses Across The Moon » reviewsThe final part of Thanksgiving. Double-size chapter, for all you patient readers. And the impatient one - yes, I'm looking at you, FiveRoses...Mentalist - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,310 - Reviews: 255 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 8-24-094. It Was A Dark And Stormy Night reviewsHallowe'en in the AnJLverse. Because this is how my mind works. You can't say that you weren't warned...Mentalist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-18-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete5. Dancing in the Dark reviews2.03. 'Red Badge' Another missing scene. I will be getting on with 'Two Red Roses', but the plot-bunnies tempted me with chocolate...Mentalist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-9-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete6. Enjoy The Silence reviewsA missing scene from S2ep2 - 'The Scarlett Letter' Thanks to FiveRoses for this one. This is the series continuum, not an AnJLverse fic. Waiting in that office for the trap to be sprung...Mentalist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-8-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete7. Slightly Scarlet reviews- This fic sort of ties in with 'Two Red Roses', but, er, well...look, it has Jane in a tuxedo, okay?-Mentalist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-30-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L.8. Scarlet Threads » reviews*New ficlet* Today, my brain is all made up of random. And this is what happens when that is the case...Mentalist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 41 - Words: 34,151 - Reviews: 474 - Updated: 8-26-09 - Published: 6-19-099. Dixie Drugstore reviewsThis is a stand-alone one-shot, for reasons which will become obvious, and a total song-fic. Said song is 'Dixie Drugstore' by Grant Lee Buffalo. This isn't quite the AnJLverse, but close enough...Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-20-09 - Patrick J. - Complete10. Love Will Tear Us Apart reviewsThis comes just before 'Behind the Wheel', and thus before 'Blood & Whisky' , the circumstances of which caused the events of 'Green Eyes'Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-15-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete11. Green Eyes reviewsBecause denial isn't just a river... A dark little piece of introspection, pre S1 finale.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 6-11-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete12. Ruby Tuesday reviewsJust a little scene that came to mind.Mentalist - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-3-09 - Patrick J. - Complete13. Red, White & Who » reviews*Complete* Sexy. Damaged. Brilliant. Erratic. And there's two of them.Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 5-23-09 - 10th Doctor & Patrick J. - Complete14. The Road To Haven » reviewsA new WytchAnJL chapter - the crew are seeing things. Not all of it is good, not all of it is real, and some of it is very strange indeed.Firefly - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,079 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 6-4-0815. Zen II: Tic Tac Tao reviewsThe usual trip around the AnJLverse. Sex and violence. Space pirates. Assassins. Government conspiracies. And seafood.Firefly - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-8-0716. Feegles on a Firefly reviewsBecause this is how my mind works. Sorry about that.Crossover - Discworld & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-21-07 - Complete17. Viva New Vegas » reviewsA little roadhouse in the middle of nowhere. A gang of angry bikers. And Jayne.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-20-07 - Published: 2-12-07 - Jayne - Complete18. Cold Comfort Mountain » reviewsFINISHED! And with a doublesize chapter to make up for the wait.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,105 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 1-31-07 - Published: 7-5-06 - Jayne - Complete19. Zen and the Art of Mercenary Maintenance » reviewsHonesty has a price. People have a limit. And everybody has their own path to walk.Firefly - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,168 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-2-06 - Published: 6-7-06 - Jayne - Complete20. Another Girl Another Planet » reviewsCOMPLETE. Please enjoy this fic responsibly. It contains violence, swearing and basic Jayne like behaviour.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,781 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 5-28-06 - Published: 4-7-06 - Jayne - Complete
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