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since: 02-28-06, id: 999283, Profile Updated: 11-05-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 20 stories for Firefly, Discworld, Doctor Who, Mentalist, and Big Bang Theory.

Struggling writer. I should be writing a crime novel, but I keep being sidetracked by gun-toting space cowboys and this cute bloke in a three piece suit...

So, basically, I like my (anti) heroes a bit dark and damaged. (And, er, occasionally undead. Or alien.) And yeah, they should shoot first. Preferably accompanied by a cool one-liner. The AnJLverse is a place where the good guys wear browncoats. And as far as I am concerned, vampires don't glitter. They smoke, and swear, and sing along to the 'Sex Pistols'.

"There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people. Psychopaths and mystery writers." - Richard Castle

"Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers" - Joss Whedon

"Many suffer from the incurable disease of writing, and it becomes chronic in their sick minds" - Juvenal

"Write for the world to read and see yr exact pictures of it" - Kerouac

"Writing is a solitary occupation. Family, friends and society are the natural enemies of the writer. (S)he must be alone, uninterrupted, and slightly savage if (s)he is to sustain and complete an undertaking." - Jessamyn West

Other major influences - Neil Gaiman, William Gibson, Terry Pratchett... But really, my 'Memory Palace' is more like Arkham Asylum. Every book or graphic novel I've read, every film or tv show I've seen and every song I've heard or read the lyrics to - it's all fair game once it goes through the portals. Of course, if anyone is following my thought processes and getting all the jokes, well, then you really need to get out more. Or drop me an e-mail. Me and the little voices are always happy to chat...

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1. Strange and Charmed reviews
Because it was only a matter of time before my Inner Geek surfaced, and found this fandom. *waves to Paradox people* I'm still writing the Big Fic, I just need a little fun.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-8-09 - Sheldon C. & Penny
2. Present Danger » reviews
More fluffiness from the AnJLverse
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 7-31-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L.
3. Two Red Roses Across The Moon » reviews
The final part of Thanksgiving. Double-size chapter, for all you patient readers. And the impatient one - yes, I'm looking at you, FiveRoses...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,310 - Reviews: 255 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 8-24-09
4. It Was A Dark And Stormy Night reviews
Hallowe'en in the AnJLverse. Because this is how my mind works. You can't say that you weren't warned...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-18-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete
5. Dancing in the Dark reviews
2.03. 'Red Badge' Another missing scene. I will be getting on with 'Two Red Roses', but the plot-bunnies tempted me with chocolate...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-9-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete
6. Enjoy The Silence reviews
A missing scene from S2ep2 - 'The Scarlett Letter' Thanks to FiveRoses for this one. This is the series continuum, not an AnJLverse fic. Waiting in that office for the trap to be sprung...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-8-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete
7. Slightly Scarlet reviews
- This fic sort of ties in with 'Two Red Roses', but, er, well...look, it has Jane in a tuxedo, okay?-
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-30-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L.
8. Scarlet Threads » reviews
*New ficlet* Today, my brain is all made up of random. And this is what happens when that is the case...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 41 - Words: 34,151 - Reviews: 474 - Updated: 8-26-09 - Published: 6-19-09
9. Dixie Drugstore reviews
This is a stand-alone one-shot, for reasons which will become obvious, and a total song-fic. Said song is 'Dixie Drugstore' by Grant Lee Buffalo. This isn't quite the AnJLverse, but close enough...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-20-09 - Patrick J. - Complete
10. Love Will Tear Us Apart reviews
This comes just before 'Behind the Wheel', and thus before 'Blood & Whisky' , the circumstances of which caused the events of 'Green Eyes'
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-15-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete
11. Green Eyes reviews
Because denial isn't just a river... A dark little piece of introspection, pre S1 finale.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 6-11-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete
12. Ruby Tuesday reviews
Just a little scene that came to mind.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-3-09 - Patrick J. - Complete
13. Red, White & Who » reviews
*Complete* Sexy. Damaged. Brilliant. Erratic. And there's two of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 5-23-09 - 10th Doctor & Patrick J. - Complete
14. The Road To Haven » reviews
A new WytchAnJL chapter - the crew are seeing things. Not all of it is good, not all of it is real, and some of it is very strange indeed.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,079 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 6-4-08
15. Zen II: Tic Tac Tao reviews
The usual trip around the AnJLverse. Sex and violence. Space pirates. Assassins. Government conspiracies. And seafood.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-8-07
16. Feegles on a Firefly reviews
Because this is how my mind works. Sorry about that.
Crossover - Discworld & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-21-07 - Complete
17. Viva New Vegas » reviews
A little roadhouse in the middle of nowhere. A gang of angry bikers. And Jayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-20-07 - Published: 2-12-07 - Jayne - Complete
18. Cold Comfort Mountain » reviews
FINISHED! And with a doublesize chapter to make up for the wait.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,105 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 1-31-07 - Published: 7-5-06 - Jayne - Complete
19. Zen and the Art of Mercenary Maintenance » reviews
Honesty has a price. People have a limit. And everybody has their own path to walk.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,168 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-2-06 - Published: 6-7-06 - Jayne - Complete
20. Another Girl Another Planet » reviews
COMPLETE. Please enjoy this fic responsibly. It contains violence, swearing and basic Jayne like behaviour.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,781 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 5-28-06 - Published: 4-7-06 - Jayne - Complete
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