Welcome to the profile of...lackofname!

Real name: Well, you can call me lackofname and leave it at that. Unless you're one of my friends. Then you can call me LON, or Takane.

Nicknames: Nicknames from my friends...? I don't actually have many nicknames...the most common would be Takane, although 'airhead' is a close second.

Sex: Since I am FAR too mature to make a joke here, I will only say that I'm a girl. Stop snickering, I'm mature...!

Age: I'm not gonna tell this. Just because. I'm a high school student, so that's enough said, right?

Birthday: October 6. Not giving away the year, of course!

Occupation: High school student.

Hobbies: Writing, acting, singing. I'm roleplay obsessed, and a passionate Kingdom Hearts nerd.

Hair colour: It's dyed blood red, but naturally it's blonde-brown.

Eye colour: Blue-grey-green. Or blue-green-grey. Or grey-blue-green. Or any other combination of grey, green, or blue that exists.

Height/weight: 5 feet, 7-8 inches...and 102 pounds. I'm a stick...

My muses: The All-Seeing Sharingan (my not-blood-related sister) and ChemicalAttraction! Oh, and a couple of my friends who shall remain nameless, since they don't want their names posted. They're odd, perverted, and amusing, though.

Favourite pairings: My OTPs are AkuRoku and Marxene. I love all the Kingdom Hearts characters, though...well, almost all of them...(glares at Vexen)

Favorite school subjects: English, of course, and drama. Two of my passions...everything else about my school, I despise.

My personality: My friends know me as a hopelessly optimistic, oversensitive airhead...and that's usually the nicest way that they say it. My enemies know me as, surprisingly, a frigid bitch or 'that quiet girl that sits in the back of class scribbling in her note book and glaring at everyone'...or 'the freak'. My actual personality is closer to the first one, but my school tends to have that effect on people.

Also I have something important to note about myself...I am cursed. CURSED. My curse is that virtually every time I take a drink - and I'm not exaggerating - someone will make me nearly spew it out. They'll say something really funny or shocking or something. NEARLY EVERY TIME. I swear, they time it...

Completed Works

Ocarina of Konoha: The result of watching too many episodes of Naruto whilst playing Zelda at the same time. Quirky ninjas and an epic fantasy game timeline clash to form the parody of all parodies...or at least, the Naruto/Zelda parody of all Naruto/Zelda parodies! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder why the hell there are so many jokes about spoons and forks!

Work-In-Progress

The Forest's Creatures: Inspired by the tales of the Brothers Grimm and my love for fantasy. Venturing from his reclusive home for the first time into a world he never wanted to believe in, Roxas searches desperately for the only family he has left. Main pairing is AkuRoku, Marxene on the side. Other pairings will be decided later on.

Sincerely Yours: Inspired by self-realisation and diary entry-esque stories, as well as the need for experimentation in my own writing. Slaves generally aren't something you see every day...and even rarer is to see ex-university student Riku doing anything to convince average high-schooler Sora that he sincerely wants to be his slave. Main pairing is SoRiku, with side AkuRoku. Other pairings may be decided later on.

Production on ANBU's Mask is currently on hiatus. The stage room and audience will be closed until further notice. We thank you for your cooperation. ...Uh, you're cooperating, right? Please?

Now please exit on the right and enjoy the show.