| Kaira-chan15 |
Author has written 35 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, and D N Angel. General Info: Age: 17 years old Gender: female School Year: 12th grade. Senior, babeh! :P Latest Obsession: The Phantom of the Opera, the 2004 movie version :D One Writing Tip: I'm not going to get on people about how they write because everyone has their own style and the way they want to do things. I just have this one suggestion. Don't write for your reviewers. What I mean is, when you write something, write it because YOU want to, and write it so that YOU'RE satisfied. Don't try to write the story so that your reviewers are satisfied. You're creating the story so it should be the way YOU like it. It's fine to to do requests and things, just don't become slaves to your reviewers. "Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself." ~Harlan Ellison Favorites Hobbies: Creative writing, doodling, hanging out with friends, daydreaming, reading, texting, watching movies, photography, painting, videogames, taking walks Anime and Manga: InuYasha, D N Angel, Naruto, Chobits, Ranma 1/2, Tokyo Mew Mew, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Yotsuba, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club Books: Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Eragon, The Outsiders, The Lord of the Rings, Cirque Du Freak, Twilight, Sherlock Holmes, The Poe Shadow, The Last Dickens, Wicked, The Kite Runner, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Poison Study trilogy TV Shows: Sponegebob, Fairly Odd Parents, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Fresh Prince of Belair, George Lopez, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, How Clean is Your House?, Wife Swap, What Not To Wear, Whose Line is it Anyways?, Big Bang Theory, Dexter, Bones, Law and Order, Danny Phantom Movies: (I am THE biggest moviebuff ever :P) The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, V for Vendetta, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, What Women Want, Bruce Almighty, From Hell, Les Miserables, Conair, Sweeney Todd, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, The Cat Returns, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Prestige, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc... Quotes: "If you're taught to love everyone...To love your enemies, then what value does that place on love?" ~Marilyn Manson "Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth." ~Uchiha Obito "The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window." ~Robert Paul "Is there a blonde stupid-faced guy about my age and a large white-haired old man staying here?!"~Sasuke “All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.” ~? "Hate the sin. Love the sinner." ~? "Sometimes, when you finally get what you've been looking for, you realize that it had been the process which had kept you going, not the prize." ~? "Freedom is not free." ~? "There is no man who is not, at each moment, what he has been and what he will be." ~Oscar Wilde "It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." ~Krishnamurti "Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing." ~Optimus Prime Upcoming Stories: Title: Ninjas of the Caribbean Summary: Team 7 goes on a cruise to the Carribeans. Will they have the time of their life, or drive each other crazy? Probably both. No pairings! Genre: Comedy, Friendship Rating: T Random Things: A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Heaven & Hell--the real difference: A man spoke with the Lord about heaven & hell. The Lord said the the man, "Come, I will show you hell." They entered a room where a group of people sat around a huge pot of stew. Everyone was famished, desperate, starving. Each held a spoon that reached the pot, but each spoon had a handle so much longer than their own arm that it could not be used to get the stew into their own mouths. The suffering was terrible. "Come, now I will show you heaven," the Lord said. They entered another room, identical to the first--same pot of stew, same group of people, same long-handled spoons. But there everyone was happy & well-nourished. "I don't understand," said the man. "Why are they happy here when they were miserable in the other room yet everything is the same?" The Lord smiled. "Ah, it is simple," He said. "Here they have learned to feed each other." ONLY IN AMERICA... ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance ...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks ...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front ...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8 ...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter ...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke ...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages ...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile. If you would like to as well, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), lightheart77 (i wish there was something we could do to make all of that pain go away), Hard-Boiled Egg Devils (May the good lord guide you to the gates of heaven), Kaira-chan15 (May they find peace at the Lord's side) I would like to dedicate this section of my profile to all those who have ever lost a loved one to cancer. To all those who have lost family to this ultimate evil, copy these lines, and post them to your profile. Include your screen name and the name of the one you lost, and the type of cancer they died by. Hard-Boiled Egg Devils: R.I.P. Grandma Janes Wolfson, died of breast cancer (I hope that you are baking for all the angles in heaven, and sewing with silk of gold), Kaira-chan15: my grandpa on my dad's side, died of lung cancer (I miss you so much, but I hope that you are at peace and are truly happy by God's side) 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing | |||||||
1. Ashes Ashes, We All Fall Down » reviewsProstitutes are dying one by one in London, all at the hands of a serial killer - Jack the Ripper. Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke's childhood friend, is a prostitute...can they unmask the psychopath before it's too late? Major character death warning. AU ficNaruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,057 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 12-27-11 - Published: 2-8-09 - Sasuke U.2. Team Names reviewsAfter Sasuke changes them from Team Hebi to Team Taka, Suigetsu decides that it's only fair for him to have a say in the team name, too.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-5-11 - Suigetsu H. & Sasuke U. - Complete3. Morgue Shelf Blues reviewsThe first mistake was Kabuto mentioning Itachi. The second mistake was Sasuke throwing the punch. And the result? Kabuto and Sasuke, locked in a morgue shelf...together. Let the awkwardness ensue! KabuSasuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-16-10 - Sasuke U. & Kabuto Y. - Complete4. Old Habits Die Hard reviewsJiraiya had never been much of an actor, but pretending was a lot easier than he thought it would be. JirSasu, JirOro, and OroSasuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-4-09 - Jiraiya & Sasuke U. - Complete5. The Wedding reviewsSequel to 'Kisame's New Boyfriend'. In which all of Konoha and the Akatsuki are invited to witness the joining of one happy and excited Kisame, and a very unyielding ticked off Sasuke. KisaSasu crackNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-2-09 - Kisame H. & Sasuke U.6. Marrow reviewsCrack crack crack, snap snap snap, twist twist twist, break break break. Soon, the sounds would be embedded so deep in his marrow that sanity would no longer be an option.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-29-09 - Sasuke U. - Complete7. Water Follows Beauty reviewsSasuke is curious as to why Suigetsu followed him and stuck with him. Suigetsu's answer was surprising, to say the least...SuiSasuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-26-09 - Suigetsu H. & Sasuke U. - Complete8. To Take a Life reviewsKill this infant, Sasuke-kun." Orochimaru tests his pupil's hardness and obedience in the cruelest way possible.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-12-09 - Sasuke U. & Orochimaru9. Kisame's New Boyfriend reviewsItachi and Kisame decide that Kisame needs a boyfriend, because girls just aren't working for him, and Sasuke just happens to be the perfect candidate. CRACK! KisaSasu, because there's just not enough of this pairing. :PNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-28-08 - Kisame H. & Sasuke U. - Complete10. Stake Out reviewsSakura, Hinata, and Tenten are normal teenagers nearing the end of their sleepover party. However, they're freaked out when they think someone is trying to break into the house, which leads them to have a comical stake out in the guest bedroom. Some OOC.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-7-08 - Complete11. Mission: Make Sasuke Smile! » reviewsNaruto wonders why Sasuke never smiles, so they make a bet on it. Naruto has to make Sasuke smile by the end of the day. What tactics will Naruto use to get the stoic Uchiha to grin? No pairings!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 318 - Updated: 5-31-08 - Published: 5-4-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete12. Jolly Ranchers reviewsSasuke and Sakura had been going out for months and the Uchiha hadn't kissed her yet. It ate away at Sakura until she thought of a way to change that. SakuSasuNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-11-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete13. Recurring Nightmare reviewsNaruto keeps on running, chasing Sasuke, but his fingers are always an inch away. No pairings!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete14. Mother Rin reviewsSequel to 'Sister Sakura'. After questioning Kakashi about his old team, his pupils set out to find Rin to bring her back to be Kakashi's girlfriend! But does she feel the same way he does? KakaRinNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-8-08 - Kakashi H. & Rin - Complete15. Understanding reviewsFor once, Sakura thinks of Naruto instead of Sasuke. Naruto and Sakura friendship, no pairings!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-4-08 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete16. The Midnight Priestess Matetobe of Sesshomaru? » reviewsThe Midnight Priestess, a weapon of destruction and an artist of healing. What happens when she is captured by Lord Sesshomaru?Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,910 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 6-30-06 - Sesshomaru - Complete17. Not So Bad, But I Still Dislike You reviewsTsunade assigns the two most unlikely people a mission: spend the day together and learn to understand each other. But they hate each other. What will the result be? No pairings!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,646 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-7-08 - Sasuke U. & Jiraiya - Complete18. A Life for a Life reviewsSatoshi saved Daisuke from drowning, so Dark decides to return the favor. No pairings!D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-8-07 - Satoshi H. & Dark M. - Complete19. Numb reviewsNaruto landed punch after punch on Sasuke's face, yet the Uchiha couldn't feel the pain from a single one...it was almost as if he was numb...Songfic, Numb by Linkin Park. No pairings!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-8-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete20. Father Kakashi reviewsSequel to 'Brother Naruto'. It's Family Day again, but it's different this time. Instead of bringing in any family member, it's restricted to parents only. Once again, Naruto has Iruka, yet Sasuke has no one. No pairings!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-29-07 - Published: 11-4-07 - Kakashi H. & Sasuke U. - Complete21. Sister Sakura reviewsSequel to 'Father Kakashi'. Sasuke was fed up. The rules of Family Day kept changing, and he was running out of people to think of as family. Tons of Team 7 fluff.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-29-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete22. Brother Naruto reviewsEvery year the ninja academy has a Family Day, where the students bring in important family members or people that are important to them. Every year, Uchiha Sasuke is the only one who never has someone. NOT SasukeNaruto or SasukeItachi!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-6-07 - Published: 10-23-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete23. Quite the Contrary reviewsWhen Team 7 gets caught in a snowstorm, Sasuke gets separated from them and finds shelter in a cave. Itachi and Kisame happen upon the same snowstorm, and Kisame ends up in the same cave as Sasuke. What occurs? No pairings.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-6-07 - Published: 6-24-07 - Kisame H. & Sasuke U. - Complete24. Hair Tie reviewsHair ties are so troublesome. A short ShikaIno fic.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-21-07 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete25. Long Forgotten Memories reviewsNaruto is dying from a strange disease, and the only one who can save him is Sasuke. Naruto says he has the antidote, but Sasuke doesn't remember ever being given an antidote. Can he take the trip through his long forgotten memories to save his friend?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-4-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete26. As Much As You Think reviewsSequal to 'Quite the Contrary'. You saw what happened between Kisame and Sasuke in the cave, but what happened with Itachi, Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura? No pairings!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-1-07 - Itachi U. - Complete27. Liar reviewsUchiha Sasuke always keeps his promises. There is only one promise that he's ever broken, and it's to his best friend, Uzumaki Naruto.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-18-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete28. The Thing She Always Wanted reviewsWhen Sakura tries to stop Sasuke from leaving for Orochimaru, it ends up differently this time. SasuSakuNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-8-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete29. The Day Uchiha Sasuke Met Dora the Explorer reviewsSasuke is sick, so he decides to watch TV. Dora the Explorer comes on, and Sasuke feels the urge to answer her obvious questions with rude remarks. Warning, people who like Dora might be offened by this. :PNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 132 - Published: 6-27-07 - Sasuke U. - Complete30. What Once Was, Is Again reviewsAlthough they manage to kill Naraku, everyone in Inuyasha's group is killed except for himself. Very near death and in his human form, he is found by Kikyo. Will their life return to what it once was? InuyashaKikyo, also some InuyashaKagome.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-2-07 - Inuyasha & Kikyou - Complete31. Stronger than Steel reviewsNeji and Tenten have been going out for 3 months. When Tenten thinks Neji is cheating on her, how far will she go to take the pain away? NejiTentenNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-21-07 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete32. Who Has It Worse? reviewsAs team 7 goes to turn in a mission, Kakashi thinks about Sasuke and Naruto. He wonders, betweem the two of them, who has it worse?Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-15-07 - Kakashi H. - Complete33. If I Said I Loved You reviewsTenten always helps Neji out with his training. But lately, Tenten has been acting nervous around him, and Neji's determined to figure out what's bothering her so! NejiTentenNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-22-06 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete34. Never Again reviewsThis takes place when Sasuke is with Orochimaru, and Naruto has come to rescue him again. Sasuke is starting to ponder his exfriend's actions. When Sasuke is faced with a decison of fulfilling his revenge, or saving his friend, what will he choose?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-2-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete35. Why Did You Not Pull Away? reviewsItachi knows that Sasuke doesn't have enough hate, but he doesn't think Sasuke knows it himself. What will he do to make Sasuke realize it? NOT ItachiSasuke.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-25-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete