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Update: 6/18/09

Information: I've been on fanfiction for over 3 to 4 years, since I read fanfiction on this site for almost a year before creating an account. I consider myself to be a fairy decent writer who can be rather nasty when critasizing people whose fanfics I think have a good basic idea, but needs a lot of work.

Status of my life:

I'm currently stuck on the next chapter of my Yu-Gi-Oh! GX fanfic, The Tale of a Rising Dueling King, and have several ideas on many fanfics in the Naruto Category since I'm hyped up with the latest manga chapters and fanfics (absolutely, positively, ADORED chapter 440). One of those ideas are kind of borrowed idea from Harry Potter and it'll also feature some spoilers from the Naruto manga and some hypothesis' on it. I'm also considering to draw an artbook and have decided on trying to draw some Star Wars & Star Trek themed drawings, but it depends on how many pages it is that I do and it'll likely feature some Jurassic Park, Harry Potter, Pellinor, & more themed drawings.

Current Status of Fanfics:

Yugi Anita Moto: Last of my list to be revised

Sunset: Last of my list to be revised

Bitter Ice: Next on my list to be updated

Emblazed Rage: Next on my list to be updated

The Sweet, But Horrid, Life Of College: Last of my list to be revised

The Tale of A Rising Dueling King: Currently, this is the fanfic that I'm really putting my attention on.

I also have some other fanfics and oneshots that I have yet to write, but will put up on here to be shredded to pieces read for you guys to hate enjoy~

Backup account: http://www.fanfiction.com/~isitoptional

· Fanfiction Hates:

Those stealers of fanfiction ideas

Harems

Yuri (ie Hermione/Ginny)

Certain Yaoi's (ie Kanda/Lavi)

Incest

Porn of any sort a.k.a. PWP

Certain fanfiction couples (Fluer/Harry)

Discontinued Fanfics

Slow updates/no updates in over a year (note, I know I'm overdue about my fanfic updates, BUT my due date for sure is for it to be in by the end of this year at least)

· Huge, huge fans of:

Jurassic Park & The Lost World by Micheal Crichton

The Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling

The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer

Anything related to .Hack//

The Original game seiries of .Hack//

Hikaru no Go

Naruto

Anime & Manga in general

~Most Frequented Links~

Ø Gaiaonline account: http/www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=9456547

Ø DevianArt account/drawings: http/minamikosan.deviantart.com/

This is just for fun, copy, paste and TRY IT OUT!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Sasuke
2. Naruto
3. Sakura
4. Tenten
5. Hinata
6. Ino
7. Shino
8. Neji
9. Tsunade
10. Jiraiya
11. Gaara
12. Temari

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Nope, hasn't even crossed my mind before. That's just a bit too much of a no no for me, since I'd prefer Gaara to be with no one (sorry Gaara-Chi!!) and Ino to be with Shikamaru.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I actually don't think the Four is hot at all, since I didn't really pay attention to his looks and all LOLz

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Woah!! Wrong gender there, Temari's NOT a guy at all, if it was the other way around, then Neji would be embarrased and less likely to take care of her, but I think Neji would still take care of Temari either way.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Not that many, but yeah, a lot, mainly about Tsunade taking care of Naruto instead of Naruto living in the village.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Egad!! No way, Ino and Naruto's personalites clash and I don't really think Ino would go for Naruto without thinking he's stupid and all.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
No!! I'm not a Yuri person, sorry you've got the wrong person. Tsunade is just too old and it's just freaking gross; Jiraiya?! Omigod, biggest pervert ever!! I feel sorry for you Hinata, really I do, if you ever do seriously LOVE Jiraiya, 'cause that sure is going to be hectic.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Shino would probably just probably just fix his sunglasses higher up and tell Naruto something about "Gaara and Kankuro" and "sand coffins and puppets" before leaving the room in silence and shock.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
They say that cherry blossums and fish cakes don't mix good at all, especially if said cherry blossum had a bigger temper then said fish cake and tends to bash people and things more then often with cracking them open. Sakura/Naruto

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Uhhh... Possibly, but I wouldn't ever go for a Neji/Sasuke fic and I also don't read yoai. I downright detest it.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
"The Lovebug and the Purple Fan."

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Hmm... I'd use a plot where Tenten secretly loved Sasuke and Sasuke knew that and left the village while getting her pregnant and Tenten comes across him one day on a mission and whoa-la, de-flowered Sasuke, history in the making.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Probably, but I've never asked them if they read a Sakura het but I do read a few Sakura het, but it's completly straight.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Of course, but in chibi forms and Gaara taking off his shirt. I don't think they write about Gaara, but they probably secretly do.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Dunno, but they'd definetly write about Hinata/Naruto and Tenten/Naruto, not Tenten/Naruto/Hinata.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"OH-HO!! THIS IS GOOD RESEARCH!!" (-shakes head- such a shameless Ero-Sannin)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
"Just Like You" It'd be sung by Neji, of course.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning!! May pass out due to hyperventalating and nosebleeds!! A player and two lovesick girls!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Your face looks just like a fox, especially with those hot whiskers of yours." Eww... Stopping now, totally wrong!! Naruto/Jiraiya will just totally be father-brother kind of relationship in my eyes.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Are you hoping that'd you'd have babys and that Kyuubi's chakra would pass onto the baby with Hyuuga eyes? Hm, worth a try I guess. Neji/Naruto

20) How emo is Seven? Shino never fit as an emo to me, so heck no and never ever.

Must Read, Importanty Note(s):

Currently looking for a possible beta for my fanfics, contact me via my Gaiaoline account, it'd take awhile to get a responce to a PM.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

(Grr, I miss those times... I still actually want to play Lemonade and Bubble Gum...)

IF YOU WERE SHOCKED BY CHAPTERS 437-440 OF NARUTO, POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, ZutaraKid50, ForeverCharmed109, jadeandsugar, Pink Illusion, Mari Falcon, XDKingdomHeartsXD, 00asianwriter00

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP