Authoress News

4/13/11: -sighs- Yo. Am I fail incarnate? Yes. Junior Year had been officially kicking my ass all over the place and mixing in ill relatives, unbearable migraines, and a pregnant best friends, you get my life. Bah. And I just haven't found the time, between all of that, to write my stories. ): I have started new ones and am rather fond of them, but will not post 'till I have at least five chapters finished and ready to go. Still re-working RPaAP and ABAB, so hopefull those will be coming out soon. Alrighty? And if you must get violent, please be careful (oxymoron). I bruise like a peach. =)

Me. Myself. I.

Female. Straight. Average.

Icon? Gray from Fairy Tail. Dunno what that is? Huh. -Found it on Photobucket. Do not own it.-

Lovely
Purple. Anime. Books. Writing. Nature. Traveling. Grinning (not smiling). The phrase 'nyhaha'. Emoticons. Rain. Spring. Volleyball. Badminton (its so geeky, its cool). Sweets. Sarcasm. Polite-ness. Learning. English. Puns. Grahic Tees. Music. Quotes. Family. Friends. Birthdays. Christmas. God. Jesus. Pro-choice. Opinions. Playgrounds. Fruit (om nom nom). Carbs (read: bread).

Ugly
Humidity. Yellow. Too much puncutation. Text-speak. Cruelty. Abuse. Ignorance. Drawing (love looking at it, though). Running. Wrestling. Body-building. Bench-pressing. Economics. Slasher movies. Homophobes. Narrow minds. Too-tight clothes. Hairspray. Allergies. Green Vegetables. Monday. And Tuesday. And Wednesday. Illness. War.

Still reading? Okay.

All my stories will have an Original Character (OC). Always. Never shall change. Maybe a few canon one-shots. Maybe. Probably not.

My OC's will always be short, have dark curly hair, and be quiet. Shall never be altered. No matter the circumstance. Even if the world ends. Seriously.

I hate learning grammar, so my stories will most likely have errors. However, you will never find this: "...& she was like, 'NO WAY!?' and he loled and was all 'yeah!!..." Ever. I physcially can not read stories with so many puncutation marks and text speak, so I won't expect my readers to. Promise =) By the way: I had about twenty more marks in that example but my computers being stupid and not showing them...whatever.

Like every other writer, I love reviews. Will not beg, however...okay, groveling doesn't count. Neither does bribery.

I feel humbled every time my stories get a hit. Makes me grin.

Overly critical of my own work, but can't seem to criticize anyone else's...a curse and a blessing. Sigh.

Cliches are my favorite =3 Especially when used cleverly.

I'm a teenage girl. I have mood swings and get lazy. Updates will never be regular, although I try my hardest =(

I swear. Commonly.

Yes, I have a facebook. But I'm a paranoid bi-atch, and refuse to post it up here. If I get to know you very well, I shall give it to you personally =D But it would be my luck that I'd post it up here and get requests from some fifty-eight pervert who wears TMNT PJs (TMNT is the shit, but on the elderly? No. Just no.)

Personal Philosophy: "Make love, Not war." Also, love knows no gender. Just saying.

Where else can you find me?
FictionPress: http://fictionpress.com/~3DarkLove3
Live Journal: http://3darklove3.livejournal.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/3DarkLove3

Stories.Characters. Section!
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'Kay, so I found this tag OC thing on Aiedail's Scepter (look her up if you like Hitsugaya fanfiction. She's pretty fawsome) profile. I liked it. So I'mma do it.

Ten Random Facts About Your OC
(which OC is 3DL3 doing? Why, Alexa Embers!)

1.) She loathes pineapple. Saw it once when she was a kid, thought it looked like a weapon, and so has a certain aversion to it.

2.) Her favorite past-time is hop-scotch. Especially against the neighbor kids.

3.) She changes favorite colors every year, on the year. The day, to be exact, is the June Seventeenth.

4.) All strange quirks generally are within her mind. Outside her mind? She's actually normal. -gapes-

5.) She adores puppies. Loathes cats. Her older sister is the opposite.

6.) She tried to cut her hair in fourth grade. It looked similar to a wilted-cactus when she was finished.

7.) Once, her brother had a puppy. She took it for a walk. She released it's leash and it ran away. To this day, her brother thinks the dog was buried in their backyard (from being hit by a car).

8.) Although not loving the sport Quidditch, she has a fondness for flying. So long as it's only two feet off the ground.

9.) She has night terrors frequently (usually insane, but terrifying nonetheless)

10.) She loves socks. Like camels love water. Cheech loves Chong. Peanut butter loves Jelly. Yep.

On-Going

Title: Roses, Parchment, and Apple Pie
Category: Harry Potter
Pairing: Sirius Black/Original Character, James Potter/Lily Evans, Remus Lupin/Original Character
Rating: T
Summary: "I used to think there was nothing better than the smell of roses, the feel of parchment, and the taste of apple pie. But I found something better than all three: Sirius Black. Too bad I'm Forever Invisible to everyone...especially him. SB/OC JP/LE RL/OC."
Progress: Chp. 4/Chp. ??
Next Chapter: 10 percent...=/

Hiatus

Title: When We Were Young
Category: Naruto
Pairing: Sasuke/Original Character
Rating: T
Summary: "Sasuke Uchiha: the lone avenger. But with a blonde idiot, a pink-haired kunoichi, a perveted sensei, another team, and a girl with a secret past, can he stay that way? Starting from the beginning at the academy with a few added characters. Sasuke/OC."
Progess: Stopped.
Next Chapter: Non-existent.

Future Projects

Nothing worth reporting

NOTE: Amazing Babes IS ONCE AGAIN, MINE! I missed it so. However, with MME and ACT coming up, I don't know when I'll have the rewrite up. I have like, the first three or four chapters written (rough draft), but I want to get out a few more before I begin posting. See ya'll in a bit!

Favorite!Pairings!Extras! Section
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Yo. Okay, so I decided (after much munching of cookies and watching of movies) that I will put a favorite pairings list up here. Really, this is just for my own amusement. I don't expect anyone to read it, mainly because my profile is already reaching long-ness of epic porportions and I just can't bring myself to delete any of my quotes because they're lovely. =) So, without further ado:

Bleach
-Orihime/Ichigo (alot of people complain 'bout Orihime, but I think she's hilarious. The little blue men? Yeah, that makes the series xD)
-Rukia/Ichigo (kinda the always-arguing-'cause-of-sexual-tension type of thing here. Ha.)
-Rukia/Renji
-Gin/Rangiku
-Hitsugaya/OC (my obsession. Truly.)
-Ichigo/Hitsugaya (I can't explain why. I saw it once, read a one-shot, and was like 'Holy Hell.' It's like a drug.)
-Renji/Byakuya
-Urahara/Yourichi
-Grimmjow/Ichigo (wah! xDD)
-Grimmjow/Ulquiorra

Harry Potter
-Sirius Black/OC (my numero uno obsession. Siriusly.)
-James/Lily
-Harry/Ginny
-Remus/Tonks
-Hermione/Ron (I cannot see one without the other. The best couple, truly. =DD)
-Albus P./Scorpius M. (Next Generation slash. The only thing better is chocolate cake.)
-Molly/Arthur (wah! The Weasleys! I love them! ...But who doesn't? ;])
-Neville/Luna (I always wanted them to get together)

FullMetal Alchemist
-Ed/Winry (ha. She's violent and he's afraid. Match made in heaven.)
-Al/Mai (awww =3 Chibi love! Ok, so, not totally, but whatever. She has a panda/cat thing. And Al's a sweetie.)
-Roy/Riza (ahahahaha. Seriously? This couple is amazing. He's already whipped and all she has to do is whip out her gun.)
-Hohenheim/Trisha (so sad, but awesome at the same time)
-Ed/OC (despite liking Ed/Win, I do like this. But OC's are my heroine -HA! get it?-, so...it pwns.)
-Ling/Lan-Fan (she's so protective and he's just a little bit dense. So cute.)

Naruto
-Sasuke/Naruto (how can you NOT like this? =3 And -shock- this is actually my favorite from Naruto.)
-Kiba/Hinata
-Sakura/Lee
-Tenten/Neji
-Sasuke/OC (and the OC's make yet another appearance. =P)
-Gaara/Neji
-Shikamaru/Temari (NOT INO! I apologize to the ShikaIno lovers, but no. It's ShikaTema all the way.)
-Itachi/Kisame
-Kakashi/Iruka (this one doesn't make much sense. Kinda the same thing happened here as with IchiHitsu. But damned if I don't love it.)
I have yet to see any of the Shippudden and I'm still trying to get through the manga, so I feel fake if I just put them down.

Inuyasha
-Inuyasha/Kagome (uhm...duh?)
-Miroku/Sango
-Ayame/Kouga
-Onigumo/Kikyo (I actually like this pairing. Not sure why...But note: it says ONIGUMO. Not Naraku.)
-Sesshomaru/Rin (naaww =3)

Okay, so this was insanely amusing to do. I recommend it to any poor, bored person with time to waste.

List twelve characters from any anime/manga (Bleach)

1. Hitsugaya Toushiro
2. Kurosaki Ichigo
3. Madarame Ikkaku
4. Matsumoto Rangiku
5. Kuchiki Rukia
6. Urahara Kisuke
7. Inoue Orihime
8. Kon
9. Kuchiki Byakuya
10. Ukitake Juushiro
11. Yamada Hanataro
12. Abarai Renji

Now, answer some questions!
1.Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nope. Never thought about it to be honest. Hm...

2.Do you think Four is hot?
Baha. Sure, why not. If I was lesbian, I'd have a totally cartoon-crush.

3.What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
BAHAHAHA! Probably the most amazing plot twist in the universe! The first male AND stuffed animal pregnancy. That chapter would be a best-seller, just sayin'.

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Oh yeah. There's a good chunk of the fandom that's ALL Byakuya-lovers. But truly, how can you not be lovin' on him?

5.Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Ten. 'Cause incest doesn't appeal to my higher nature. Though, technically, Byakuya and Rukia aren't blood related...eh. Still Five/Ten.

6.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Ohhh man! Best scene ever! I can totally picture Orihime turning ten shades of red, ramble something about “little blue men” or some other excuse and pass out. Of course, Renji wouldn't notice, though Ichigo might just blush brighter than poor Hime. Bahaha!

7.Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
After a particularly grueling fight, Ikkaku is rendered helpless in the hospital...for three months! Ah well. At least the thirteenth captain is there to keep him company. In more ways than one.

8.Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ah, Kon, you sexy beast. First Renji, now Toushiro? I knew those passes at all the ladies were just a cover-up! Nah, I don't think so. Kon's too...eccentric and perverted for fluff.

9.Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Bah, I suck at the angst. Here ish my attempt: “Unrequited Hate.”

10.What plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Aheheh. She'd probably shirk off her paperwork, leave a trail for her captain to come searching for her, only to find Rangiku naked in some romantic atmosphere. Baha, loving this!

11.Does anyone on your friends' list read Three het?
Yesh. Gotta love Ikkaku!

12.Does anyone on your friends' list write or draw Eleven?
Yes! And he makes Hanataro look adorable!

13.Would anyone on your friends' list write Two/Four/Five?
Not that I'm aware of. But, you know, everyone has their secret fetishes. I can see one of my friends totally salivating to write one of 'em.

14.What would Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
“Aack-cough-choke!” Personally, I don't think Ukitake-taichou is in any fit state to engage in such activites. I mean, he'd probably choke on his blood or something (let's all face it, kind Ukitake is definitely an Uke)

15.If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Double Vision—30h!3

16.If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Hmm...well, considering the three of them can't truly be considered 'friends', it'd have to be M. What other reason would they be together, other than for sexy times?

17.What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
“Hey, do you like strawberry flavored lollipops? 'Cause I have one on me at all times.”

18.What is Six's super secret kink?
Hm...either bondage or food-sex. We all know him and Yourichi don't just talk all day.

19.Would Eleven shag Nine?
No. Poor Hanataro, if anyone ever even propositioned him to do that, he'd probably run in the opposite direction, never to be heard from again. (Plus, if anything, it'd be the other way around. Byakuya isn't much of a 'have-your-way-with-me-lover' kinda guy)

20.If Three and Seven got together, who tops?
Ikkaku. No if, and's, or but's. Well, okay, maybe some butts.

21.When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Like...a month ago, I think. I'm more a Hitsugaya or Ichigo/Grimmjow (or Orihime) girl, myself.

Quotes

- You'll have a million chances, hundred of friends, and a dozen loves: but you only have one life, so live it up, drink it down, and ignore the bullshit because it isn't worth your time. -Random

- True friends are like diamonds: precious but rare.
Fake friends are like autumn leaves: found everywhere. -Random

- Life isn't measured by how many breaths you take,
but rather by the number of moments that take your breath away -Random

You laugh at me because I'm DiFfErEnT...
But i laugh at you because you're all the same. -Random

- If tylonel, band-aids, and duct tape can't fix it, you have a serious problem my friend. -Random

- I'm not quiet: I'm just secretly plotting your imminent doooom! -Icon

- You can't spell 'crap' without 'rap.' -Auston (a pal of mine)

- We have to inherit this world and we have to live in it. We're the future generation and we can help save the planet just by recycling every week and using less water. I don't want to get a world where it's too damaged to save, but right now, at this very moment in time, we can help stop Global Warming. And just by the simplest of changes in our daily life from switching our lightbulbs to recycling! We talk about how our generation is going to change things. Isn't it time to start? -Me

- So, Shippo, your village called: they're missing thier idiot. -Inuyasha, ep. 10

- No, not that idiot; the other idiot! -Mom

- When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, than sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. -Random

- I'm glad Edward didn't kill you. It's so much more fun with you around. -Emmett, Eclipse.

- They made me sit on a freaking bench for ONE HOUR until they saw a hot guy they could both agree on. It. Was. Horrible. -BFF, Jessy

- We live, we love, we forgive and never give up, cause the days we are given are gifts from above and today we remember to live and to lo-o-ove. -We live, Superchick

- Heroes are made when you make a choice: You could be a hero, heroes do what's right. You could be a hero, you might save a life. You could be a hero, you could join the fight for what's right, for what's right, for what's right. -Hero, Superchick

- ...And he put the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" -Heath Ledge (R.I.P.) as The Joker, The Dark Knight

- And...why so serious? -Heath Ledger as the Joker (R.I.P.), The Dark Knight

- I mean it! There should be some kind of test for people 13 years and older to see if they know what they're voting for. To see if they understand the things we need to keep in mind while voting! We have to live in this country too, not just the adults. We should get our say in who should be running our country and who shouldn't. -Me

- If chocolate comes from beans...than it must be a vegetable. -Random

- Remember how I said I was going to Yuma Con as Pikachu? Well, there was some kid dressed up as Ash and he threw a pokeball at my head while I was running up the stairs! I was like (makes indescribable face)! -Friend, Lauren

- Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. -Random

- Can't face me? Turn around. Can't stand me? Sit Down. Think I'm tripping? Tie my shoes. Call me crazy but you have no idea. C: -RANDOM

- When you call us bitches, we just laugh because we knew that way before you did. -Icon

- Did you just call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a female dog, dog's bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful. So, thanks for the compliment! ;) -Icon

- When you tell a joke and no one laughs, i don't think of it as a 'you had to be there' thing...i think of it as a 'you have to be mentally retarded like us' thing. -Icon

- For the brave may not live long but the cautious do not live at all. -The Princess Diaries

- "You shouldn't," he said automatically. Nevertheless, he found himself no longer wanting to punish her for her faith in him. Instead, he found himself wanting to be worthy of it. He wanted to be the knight he had once been. Just for a moment. –Roiben, Tithe: A Modern Faerie Tale

- For still there are so many things,
that I have never seen;
in every wood, in every spring,
there is a different green. –Bilbo, singing, The Lord of the Rings—Book Two

- Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens -Gimli the Dwarf, The Lord of the Rings—Book Two

- Because sometimes, the truth isn't good enough…sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded. --Christian Bale, The Dark Knight

- Charming. (looks up at bats) At least you'll have company. --Michael Caine, Batman Begins

- Why bats?
Because bats frighten me. Because I think it's time my enemies share my dread. --Michael Caine and Christian Bale, Batman Begins

- Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days." --Anonymous

- One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. --Anonymous

- Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. --Anonymous

- I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. --Anonymous

- I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". --Anonymous

- I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. --Anonymous

- They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. --Anonymous

- A friend will come visit you in jail. A good friend with come bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be sitting n e x t to you, saying, "Well, we screwed up...But hell, we had fun!" --Anonymous

- Wake up, love! The sun came to see you! --Pon and Zi

- If I can't hear your heartbeat, you're too far away. --Pon and Zi

- When I do this -(puckers lips)- with my lips, it means I want you to kiss me. -Pon and Zi

- There we go again. Old men and their stupid arguments. What a pain. -Hitsugaya Toushiro, Bleach, ep. 24