Name: Misstress, Miss, 5tails, 5-chan, Scones, Bella.

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Favorite Anime(s): Axis Powers Hetalia, Betrayal Know My Name, Eyeshield 21, Ghost Hunt, Inuyasha, Kyo Kara Maoh, Kuroshitsuji, Ouran High School Host Club, Pandora Hearts, Pokemon, Prince of Tennis, Wolf's Rain, Yu-Gi-Oh! (The original, not this GX, XL, whatever the hell it is bullshit.)

deviantArt: ~5tailedwolfmisstress

Stories:

Finished: 2

In The Night- This creature of the night, with fur, black as night, red as blood, and white as snow. With eyes that glow a ghastly blue. The Prince of Darkness. Darkrai. Poetry, Pokemon.

The Nightmare- When Cresselia has bloody, horrifying nightmares Darkrai goes to comfort her. Lunareclipseshipping, Pokemon.

In Progress: 4

Starting Line- “Where the bloody hell is that idiot? The race is going to start without him!” A pair of yellow eyes that had been watching the slivery-blue fire horse pace back and forth irritably slid close and a chuckle erupted from the owner of said eyes. “Why Raraku, I didn’t know you care about him.” “Shut up you over-sized fur ball, go play with a ball of yarn or something.” “Ah, touché, aren’t we?”Metagross/Rapadash, Pokemon.

Down The Wishing Well- He gulped when the taller of the two sisters raised an eyebrow; the shorter of the two rolled her eyes. "We speak Japanese...git." Co-writen Fic with Pasta-Survivor Conrad/OC, Yozak/OC/Sara? Wut. Kyo Kara Maoh.

-No Current Name- - “So what if I hang out with him? Doesn’t mean I like him.” She said. Aleksandra rolled her eyes and face-palmed. “You are such an idiot sometimes. Maybe it’s a family trait to be completely oblivious to your own, and other people’s feelings.” Co-writen Fic with Pasta-Survivor Hiruma/OC, Shin/OC. Eyeshield 21.

My Life as a Pokemon Trainer- Fanfiction challange from perfect oblivion's profile. Pokemon.

Ideas: 0

~Quotes of Friends~

"But saying 7 apples plus 5 apples equal 12 apples is like saying 2 apples equals banana"
-Yuki

"My karma ran over my dogma. -punched for obvious pun-"
-DL

"-glances at Yuki and Gen with demonic glint in eye- As I said... You two will have absolutely GORGEOUS babies... I wonder if Gen would make a good father... #w#"
-Ray

"0///o my brain is currently not responding... pressing ctrl+alt+del dosen't work either. Well, th-thanks I guess".
-Gen

"Seriously, a Republican Congressman eating Wonder Bread in a BLIZZARD isn't as white as Vanilla Ice."
-DB

"Something I've learned from CSI; If I ever murder anyone, I will WAIT UNTIL I GET HOME to jerk off, because they always find DNA evidence that way."
-DB

" I platonically love you, Dusk."
-DB (Now, if ONLY he hadn't have said platonically...)

"I am NOT into tentacle sex!...much."
-DB

"... Why am I imagining DB, GR, and 5-tails wearing top hats, monocles and having moustaches? /shot/"
-Gen

"Ugh...what happened? Why am I covered in blood? And GR...why are you not wearing pants? 0_o"
-DB

"I think a Cat can convince you without porn. :3" "I know, but still."
-Cat, then DB

"I have a fire-breathing flashlight"
-Oika

"And if he likes it, you’re doing it wrong."
-Demmy

"Aw, but you'll always be mine."
-Oika (to Luna, lol |D)

"I WANT IT. YAOI."
-Gen

"I'm sorry Dusk, but you're too pretty."
-DB

"Dusk, you have David Bowie-level prettiness, sorry."
-DB

"WHY IS THE MAIL GLUE?"
-Sara quoting something Dusk said.

~Quotes of A Dommy~
(Because most of my quotes are quotes from him, Damnit Dommy, stop so many catchy things! .

"DB, don't question Dusklogic. Just bend over. And Bella can have pictures."
-Dusk

"... Oh what the hell. YAOI~! 8D"
-Dusk

"Mr. O'Leary, if you don't get these shots, then you'll most likely die." "... I choose death". Lolme... -shot-"
-Dusk

"SAVE THE SEAHORSES!" "NO!" "-shot-"
-Dusk

"When Dusk is called, Dusk... jumps out of a plane and DYNAMIC ENTRY!-guillotine'd-"
-Dusk

"It's not just any rum. It's FUCKING RUM, BITCHES. -shot-"
-Dusk

"DB YAMI MARIK WANTS TO SHOW YOU HIS MILLENNIUM ROD."
-Dusk

"Sorry Bella, your quote I stoled it."
-Dusk

"Dusky likes his apple juice. ."
-Dusk

"Or you could go down the ASDGFCREATIVE route and just pound out a few random keys on your keyboard, then claim it's totally a word that exists in your world and that it's LEGIT, YO."
-Dusk

~Quotes of Myself(and others)~

"It's just my RL friends eat up gossip like contest Pokemon eat Golden Pokeblock."
-Myself :U

"I'm an idiot cause I just realized that I broke my own rule -palmface-"
-Myself

"Are these HUMAN eyes?!" "Put those back!!" "They were in the microwave...""It was an experiment!!!"
-My friend Christina, Myself, and many others...

"Woman, when the 5tailed one says DERP, she means DERP!" "Well, woman, when the almighty dragon lord says MEEP, she means MEEP!"
-DL-Senpai and I, talking on the phone =P

"These brownies smell like sex!"
-One of my friends, I forget which one XD

"THE FEDS ARE EVERYWHERE!"
-Myself

"I'll herp and I'll derp and I'll hit you with my giant penis."
-Myself

"This country has so many great things." "Like deep fried Pepsi.""And porn."
-Myself, my friend Christina, then myself again.

"Prince of Persia should be re-name to Arab Ninja's."
-Myself

"Fuck, with Bill Gates' money, I could buy off the entire country of Estonia."
-Myself

~Family Quotes~

"PIKACHUU, I'M YOUR FATHER. MAY THE PIKAFORCE BE WITH YOU MY CHILD. PIKACHUU- NO BLESS YOU."
-My incredibly silly Dad

If it's bold, the first bit applies. The second parts don't always. You can learn a lot about people from these:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch (or bastard)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I don't have a POLITICAL PARTY, so I MUST be an IDIOT
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one"
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a Comunist
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I read manga, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I wear GLASSES so I MUST be going blind.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life
I COSPLAY, so I MUST be a CROSSDRESSING FREAK or a LOSER with no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

~5tailedwolfmisstress