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YO!

Name: M-chan

Description: I am a insane, sarcastic, strange, shipping loving, anime addicted, female, wolf fannatic, bookworm, anime artist, newbie writer, with blue eyes and glasses. :D

Age: 515 billion years old :D

Location: Everywhere of importance :DDD

I MADEZ A WEBSITE!!111111 A Warriorcats website! :D http://worldwidewarriorcats.webs.com/ enjoy! :3

Heres my deviantArt account ~5tailedwolfmisstress (its mah new account~!) :3


This is a list of the Ledgendary pokemon and the genders that they are in my mind :DDD

Arceus-Female (to...uber...awsome...cant handle it -explodes-)
Giratina-Male (UBER AWSOMENESS!!111!!1111!!)
Dialga-Female(KICKSASS! >:DDD)
Palkia-Male (not the brightest mauve colored cryon)
Darkrai-Male (KICKSASS TO TEH EXTREAM!)
Cresselia-Female (DUH!)
Uxie-Male (ZOMG BOOKWORM~!)
Mesprit-Female (one of the match-makers among the ledgendary pkmn :DD)
Azelf-Female (the video game luvin tom boy :DDD)
Shaymin-Female (I like the sky form better then the land form)
Manaphy-Male (soo cute)
Regigigas-Male (kinda slow)
Heatran-Female (kicksass :DD)
Rotom-Male (I dont see him as a true ledgendary)
Phione-Female (same as Rotom)
Rayquaza-Male (dont piss him off, oh and he has fallen for the pretty red eon sister hehehe...)
Groudon-Male (such a calm one but dont piss him off)
Kyogre-Female (dont get this orca mad O.o)
Jirachi-Male (such a shy one)
Deoxys-Female (PAAARTY!)
Latias-Female (DUH!)
Latios-Male (DOUBLE DUH!)
Regirock-Male (so laid back)
Regice-Male (not the brightest bulb in the box)
Registeel-Female (an insane one at that :DDD)
Celebi-Female (hippe XD)
Ho-oh-Female (gaint rainbow turkey hehehe... XD)
Lugia-Male (PAAARTY! XDDDD)
Suicune-Female (always having to put up with her idiot couterpart Raikou :DDD)
Raikou-Male (not the best cryon in the cryon box)
Entei-Male (a father/older brother like figure to his counterparts)
Mew-Male (teh-hyper-fuzzy-pink-ninja-kitten-who likes candy :DDD)
Mewtwo-Male (the not-fun-at-ALL! kinda guy)
Articuno-Female (the very soft spoken kinda girl who has a crush on her thunder type counterpart :DDD)
Zapdos-Male (a very serious kinda guy who is best friends with Latios and has a crush on his icy female counterpart :DDD)
Moltres-Female (a girl with a firey personalty who likes playing match-maker among the ledgens :DDD)
MissingNo-Male (a rather erattic ledgendary with a glitchy personalty :DDD)


Fav Ledgendary shippings!

Lunareclipseshipping: DarkraixCresselia (you know what they say oppisites atractt

and these two attract like polar oppisites!)

Boltbeamshipping: ZapdousxArticouno (sooooooo cute I loves it!)

Godmodeshipping: GirantinaxArceus (they, like darkrai and cresselia, are oppisites!)

JirachixMesprit (they seem soooo cute together! :3 (I dont think this shipping has a offical name yet...))

Dracoshipping: RayquazaxLatias (THIS SHIPPING IS DIEING DUE TO THE LACK OF FANS!SUPPORT THE DRACOSHIPPING BEFORE IT DIES OF COMPLEATLY! DDDDD:)

RegigigasxHeatran (even the pokemon who are shuned by everyone else other then me and a few other peoples need love :3 (I forget the shipping name! DX)

Cosmosshipping: PalkiaxDialga (again oppisites! pluse they act like a married couple!)

Raicuneshipping: RaikouxSuicune (very cute they disserve eachother!)

Rustshipping: RegicexRegisteel (I have no idea why I like this but its cute :3)

#51shipping: MewxCelebi (very very VERY cute!)

ManaphyxShaymin ( this shipping dosnt have a name ethier! D:)

Lilopshipping: UxiexAzelf (CUUUUTE!)

Orbshipping: GroudonxKyoger (argue like a married couple!)

Ledgensshipping: LugiaxHo-oh (what can I say? they were MENT for eachother!)

Geneticshipping: MewtwoxDeoxys (they are so much alike but so different in so many ways!)


Other Shippings that I like

EntiexArcanine (its cute I got it from this one story but I cant remeber the name DX)

FlameFlightShipping: CharizardxMoltres (I like it!) :D

RioluxPikachu (I made this shipping!)

CroconawxGrowlithe (I dont think this shipping has a name...)

Firegrassshipping: TreekoxTorchick/GrovylexCombusken/SceptilexBlaziken (its cute and Im obbssed with it 8D)

CharmeleonxAbsol (this is Glory For Sleep's idea)

RegirockxArmaldo (I made this one!)

Rendshipping: GrovylexShinyCelebi (This shipping is so cute I could explode from its cuteness!) -explodes- XD

Gallantshipping: GalladexRoserade (squee! Im obsessed with this shipping! :3)

ArbokxWeavile (from Team AWD in PMD2) -sniped-

LucarioxInfernape (lolz it so kawii) -sniped-

FloatzelxShinyLopunny/BuizelxShinyBuneary (ITS CUTE!!1111) -mauled-

RaichuxLeafeon (KAWII!!11!) -sniped & mauled-

Mirrorshipping: UmbreonxGlaceon

Nightlightshipping: UmbreonxEspeon

AromaShipper: TropiusxMeganium

BeautifulDisasterShipper: AbsolxGlaceon

Lagomorphshipping: PikachuxBuneary

Icebeamshipping: WeavilexBuneary

CheerfulSignsShipper: PluslexMinun

Antiquityshipping: GalladexWeavile

CacturnexGrachomp

MasquerainxBeautifly

LatiosxDragonair

GengarxShinyUmbreon

RioluxShinyUmbreon

ShinyUmbreonxRioluxPikachu (yay love triangle! :D lol XD)

ShinyPikachuxShinyRiolu

UmbreonxGlaceonxEspeon

PuffBallShipping: ClefablexWigglytuff.

GrachompxWeavile

Contestshipping: DrewxMay

Pokeshipping: AshxMisty


Warriorcat parings:

Gingershipping: FirestarxSandstorm (one of the very first!)

Rescueshipping: GraystripexSilverstream (poor Silverstream TT.TT)

TigerstarxSasha (dont ask)

BluestarxOakheart (what? its cute)

RaggedstarxYellowfang (yeeeah)

Bunnyshipping: DustpeltxFerncloud (they've had to many kids XD)

Quarrelshipping: BrambleclawxSquirleflight (ment for eachother)

Steamshipping: CrowfeatherxFeathertail (poor Feathertail TT.TT)

Twilightshipping: CrowfeatherxLeafpool (I LUVS THIS ONE!!111)

Floodshipping: StormfurxBrook (yup)

BrankenfurxSorreltail (yup yup)

LionblazexCinderheart (WHOO!)

Darkshipping: LionblazexHeathertail (urk...)

BreezepeltxHeathertail (uhhh...)

MousewhiskerxHollyleaf (YEAH!)

JayfeatherxWillowshine (there will be three...) lol

Stickyshipping: BerrynosexHoneyfern (WHY HONEYFERN WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!!1/1/11/1/1//1??) DAMN YOU ERIN HUNTER!
-stabs tounge- TT.TT

BirchfallxWhitewing (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! :3)

TwanypeltxRowanclaw (awwww)

...I think thats it...


Naruto parings:

NarutoxHinata (DUH!)

NejixTenten (hehehe...)

SasukexSakura (WHY?!1/1)

PeinxKonan (cute :3) -mauled-

KibaxIno (yup)

ShikamaruxTemari

AsumaxKurenai

KakuzuxHidan (the ONLY yaoi paring that I like :D )

...I think thats it...


Inuyasha parings:

InuashaxKagome (awwwww)

MirokuxSango (muhahahaha)

ShippoxKilala (DONT ASK OR COMENT OR ANYTHING! )

KogaxAyame

Thats it... sweatdrops


Rants and other crap:

ok rant one: Incest ( RAYQUAZAS MOTHER F-ING PAJAMAS!! IT BUUUUURRRNNNNSSS UUUUUSSSSSSS!!)

rant two:yuri (GET IT AWAY!! IT BUUUURRRRNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!)

rant three: Mew (this is for those who think mew is a girl JUST because he's pink!) (MEW IS A GUY DAMMIT GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEADED SKULLS AND INTO YOUR PEA SIZED BRAINS JUST BECAUSE MEW IS PINK DOSN'T MEAN HE'S A GIRL!!)

rant four: idiots (I hate idiots end of story)

rant five: scientoligists (un-reliouges a-holes, I hate them! They took over the down town area of the city that I live in I MEAN FOR ARCEUS'ES SAKE THEY OWN THE DAMN DOWN TOWN AREA OF MY CITY!)

end of rants for now...


Me: TAMATO PASTE!


Me: LAWN NOMES!

my grandpa: what about lawn nomes?

Me: lawn nomes are the root of all evil not even mayo can compare to its evilnessesss! XDDDD


Me: tossess darkrai plushie at wall

Darkrai plushie: ow!

Me: OMFG!!111 WTMFH?!11/// ish a talking darkrai pushie!!1/?q1/1/fghj


WARRIORCATS!!111111


All natural, whole grain, hydrogonated waffle mix, Just add water! also comes in cans and bottles. dosn't include marshmellows, chocolatechips, walnuts, almonds, blueberrys, maple syrup, or butter. This message is sponsered Yeah toast. Remember, YEAH TOAST! XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Me: XD

Darkrai: O.o WTF??///??///??//?


MY MADE UP PEOPLEZ!

Name: Mizuki U. Takahashi

Age: 14

Hair Color: Brown with a reddish gold tint

Eye Color: Saphirre Blue

Hight: 5"5

Gender: Female

Personality: Stuborrn, Bold, Brave, Sarcastic, Passionet, Hard headed, Easy to irretate and quick to anger, Mischevieous, A bit of a risk taker, and protects the ones she cares most about even if it means risking her life!

Pokemon: Chewy (Pikachu,Female), Roy (Roilu,Male), Crocks (Croconaw,Male), Snowfur (Growlithe,Female), Blue (Umbreon,Female,Shiny), D.T. -Diamond tail- (Dragonite,Feamle), Salsal (Salamance,Feamle), Megan (Meganium,Female), RaiRai (Raichu,Female), Grovyle (Male), Celebi (Female,Shiny), Dusk (Treecko,Male), Blaze (Torchick, Female), Lady Venasaur (Venasaur,Female), Flower (Bulbasaur,Female), Petal (Bulbasaur,Female), Ivy (Bulbasaur,Female), Leaf (Bulbasaur,Female), Grass (Bulbasaur,Male), Green (Bulbasaur,Male,Shiny), Lux (Luxray,Male), Michael (Lucario,Male), Rio (Lucario,Male), Cro (Croagunk,Male), Haunts (Haunter,Male), Gengas (Gengar,Male), Genga (Gengar,Female), MiMi (Milotic,Female)

Other Pokemon(family pkmn): The Blue Shadow (Pikachu,Female,ShadowPkmn), Charlie (Shinx,Male), Notchy(Pichu,Female), Pi (Pichu,Male), Chu (Pichu,Male), S.P. -Shiny Pichu- (Pichu,Female,Shiny(duh!)), Swipes(Pachirisu,Male), C.B. -Chater Box- (Chatot,Male), U (Umbreon,Male), E (Espeon,Female), Neo (Buizel,Male,Shiny)

Bio: A young protidgy coordinater and dare devil Mizuki has the power to understand what pokemon say and has telicanetic powers, this young trainer has a very dark past. She hates the media/press and dislikes her most obbsesive fans. Her first Pokemon was her Pikachu, Chewy, her best pokemon and friend. One of her most obbsesive fans is one of her best "friends" Kitoku.

Name: Kitoku

Age: 14

Hair Color: Black with red tips

Eye Color: Dark Red

Hight: 5"7

Gender: Male

Personality: Cocky,Stubborn,Flirty,A real ladies man

Pokemon: Red (Pikachu,Male,Shiny), Lulu (Riolu,Female,Shiny)

Bio: A flirty, womanizing,ladies man , Kitoku loves flirting with Mizuki and when he cant get her attention he starts flirting with other women in order to get her attention! He's not much of a pokemon trainer, but his Pikachu does take after him! He dosn't flirt with Mizuki because he's an over-obbssed fan oh no he truly does love her he just has a weired way of showing it! Not much is known about his past.

I'll add more later...


Favorite Quotes From Fanfics :D


“Well, he did kind of deserve it. Taking PITY on Rayquaza after Latias beat the royal hell out of him.” - Darkrai in Fireballs by KotORPlayerVII


“Besides, you know what they say,” Darkrai then muttered, a smirk forming across his lips as he gained the attention of Cresselia. “‘Dreams are nothing but envied realities.’”

Cresselia smiled, remembering the quote that he had taught her when they had met for the first time, and therefore being able to mutter the next part: “‘And nightmares are nothing but unwanted events.’”

Darkrai placed a soft smile across his lips, happy that Cresselia didn’t forget his words of wisdom. He even swore he saw Cresselia blush when he eyed her with glowing eyes, but he decided to take the said moment to mutter the last verse of his quote alongside her heavenly voice.

“‘But, when put together, they can be the strongest motivation to live life to the fullest, despite the hardships that might be in the way.’” - Darkrai and Cresselia in Dreams and Nightmares by Glory For Sleep


I hit my head against the wall once, and then decide that the loss of brain cells isn’t worth it and stop. A loud groan escapes me despite myself and, disregarding my seconds-ago decision, my head finds its way to the wall again and stays there so I’m leaning against the cave wall. Hm… I never knew this cave was made of limestone before.

Uxie’s words come back to me. “You’re worse than Giratina before she figured out she had a crush on Arceus.”

Yeah, Giratina likes Arceus. The poor bitch from hell (no pun intended) didn’t figure it out until long after the rest of us had, and by then, there was no returning Shaymin’s “precious” flowers to their un-crushed state, no taking back all the “good dreams” I’d had to give her to get those sappy thoughts of the God Pokemon out of her head.

Amazingly, Arceus likes her back. Which is weird, because I never see her talking to anyone else. It was bound to happen, I suppose.

…but that is just one example of the “opposites attract” thing! It proves nothing that Giratina just happened to fall for Arceus, okay? Just because Groudon and Kyogre also stopped griping at each other long enough to admit they liked each other doesn’t mean anything, either!

…alright, so maybe my mind went from Shock, to Anger, and then to Denial. Does it matter?

Either way, it’s driving me insane!

“Er… Cresselia?”

HolyfreakingArceusisthatwhoIthinkitis

Cresselia, are you okay in there?”

HolyfreakingArceusitis. - Cresselia, Darkrai (and Uxie) in Opposites Attract by Saf Dawnheart


Yup, I could get used to this. - Shadow in I Could Get Used to This by Glory For Sleep


Not to mention you were like a pearl to me - mysterious, like the very smoky residue that filled a pearl, but yet beautiful all the same, like a pearl always managed to be.

Space…time…pearls…diamonds. We seem complete opposites, am I right?- Dialga in You Are My Pearl by Glory For Sleep


“Congratulations,” Rayquaza eventually mumbled, causing Latias to jump a little. “You beat me fair and square – I guess you are a better flier.” Although Rayquaza’s face was straight, which led up to the fact that expressing feelings like sadness was abnormal for him, Latias could tell that he was actually finding the outcome of the match quite depressing.

“I guess I am a pretty bad flier,” the green dragon then muttered, earning a look of compassion from Latias (although he didn’t notice it).

All of a sudden, he tensed up, his muscles cringing before freezing when Latias moved up to place her arms around the part of his neck right below his head, therefore allowing her to bury her face affectionately into the green dragon’s cheek. Rayquaza blushed heavily from the action, his mouth slightly agape as Latias pulled away (her arms still around his neck). A look of pure compassion, love and support radiated off her abnormally calm face as she then softly replied with a single sentence – a sentence that made even the loner heart of Rayquaza flutter with warmth.

“You’re good enough for me.” - Rayquza and Latias in Race Ya! by Glory For Sleep


“Just trying to make you smile.” - Raikou in Make You Smile by Glory For Sleep


Out of nowhere, the nightmarish Pokemon appeared before Cresselia, so close that she could reach out and touch him with her tiny paws. Her breath was caught in her throat; she was definitely not expecting this. Darkrai appeared to be pleased with her reaction. He reached out one of his arms to grasp the back of her neck to hold her still, and his free arm held onto her chin. He raised her head until they were eye to eye.

Cresselia was still slightly paralyzed and felt helpless to Darkrai’s grasp. All she could do was wait for something to happen. She tried to look away from his eyes, but was forced to stare into his icy gaze. His intense stare was making her feel weak. Darkrai very gently blew a puff of cold air at Cresselia, making her feel a bit light-headed and dizzy.

“Are you scared..?”

Cresselia didn’t dare to answer, and luckily she didn’t have to because Darkrai immediately disappeared after asking her that question. Cresselia’s breathing was a bit out of control for a moment, but she soon calmed down. From behind, she could hear some laughter, which she immediately recognized as Darkrai’s. Cresselia whipped her head around, and saw him looking at her smugly.

“I’ve finally found a way to scare you,” he murmured, obviously pleased. Cresselia scowled at him, angry that he had gotten to her. She was especially angry at herself for getting so excited and for still having an accelerated heartbeat even now.

Then, a terrible thought crossed her mind. “Are you going to do that again?” she asked with a hint of worry in her voice. What if he came back every night and did something like this again, just to scare her? The thought made her worrisome. Or what if... it wasn’t to scare her? She then shook her head furiously. No, that’s ridiculous!

Darkrai laughed again before fading away. Cresselia could feel herself waking up, but before she did, she heard a voice whisper in her ear; clear as glass.

“Only in your nightmares.” - Darkrai and Cresselia in Only in Your Nightmares by RainbowBookfly


"It's all my fault!" Cresselia wailed, then broke down crying and sobbing. "Darkrai, it's all my fault that the whole argument initiated! I didn't know what was wrong!" She cried, then turned away and looked back towards her island. Her eyes trembled as she kept looking out, preparing to leave Newmoon Island, then turned to Darkrai and looked at him with a tear-stained face.

"W-what I'm trying to tell you is...I love you, Darkrai."

She turned back and started leaving the island, part of her quick-escape-after-confessing-plan, but not before a hand grabbed her shoulder gently, but not enough so that she could pull away easily.

"W-what did you say...Cresselia?" Darkrai asked, staring at her blankly, blinking a little bit.

"I said I'd tell you, so I can leave now," Cresselia muttered, then tried to pull away. Darkrai kept holding onto her with his hand.

"No, I'll only let you leave if you tell me what you said. You said you'd tell me and then leave, and I don't think you've told me anything," Darkrai said, his dark face showing a hint of a blush.

"OK, fine! I said I love you, now can I go?" Cresselia asked, looking at him hopelessly.

There was a moment of silence as the two looked at each other.

Cresselia's face was bright red, and she finally broke her gaze, pulling herself free from Darkrai and starting to leave.

"Cresselia...wait."

Cresselia stopped and turned back to him, only to feel his suddenly warm embrace. "Thank you. I think these nightmares should stop now, Cress," Darkrai said, and Cresselia blushed at the use of the nickname. "I was waiting for you to say that to me. Because, Cresselia...I love you too." - Darkrai and Cresselia in Before The Dawn by Ikitsumi


“Cresselia?” Darkrai whispered. When she didn’t respond, he knew she was asleep. Darkrai smiled down at her before looking back out to the vast oceans. The two Lapras where slowly leaving together, the shiny female resting her head on the male. Darkrai smiled again before his attention turned towards Cresselia. She let out a pained whined and rolled over.

“P-please… no…” She whispered in her sleep. Her head slowly rocked from side to side.

“D-darkrai… no… don’t…don’t leave me…”

“The nightmare…” He said staring down at her. The lunar swan let out another groan before rolling over again.

“N-no, Darkrai… don’t….please… I love you…” She said quietly. Darkria’s eyes widened in surprise.

“She loves me?” He asked in surprise. An unexplained feeling washed over his body.

“Wow… she loves me…” He repeated before shifting his gaze to the suffering swan. It hurt to see her in so much pain, but what could he do? Hastily, Darkrai did the only thing he could think of. He leaned down towards Cresselia, stopping only inches away from her face.

“Don’t worry Cresselia. I’m not leaving you, I love you too.” He said before placing a tender kiss on her cheek. Cresselia’s face relaxed slightly. That pained expression faded away and a smile slowly crept over her face. Darkrai smiled down at her softly, but it faded away and was replaced by a shocked expression as he realized what he had just done.

“I… I made the nightmare go away? Me? The bringer of nightmares?” He said in complete shock. Never in a million years did he see himself kissing Cresselia, and never in all of time did he see himself as chasing away her nightmares. It felt pretty good to bring joy to her like this, almost warm and tingly. Darkrai sighed with contentment and laid down next to his counterpart. His gaze fell on Cresselia, and he gently touched her head with his hand.

“No way am I leaving you… Cresselia… this is where I belong…. Where we belong… together.” - Darkrai and Cresselia

in From a Nightmare To a Dream by GoldenRaptor


"Wait... you were worried about me?"

Erk. Darkrai tensed again, and he soon felt warmth rushing to his face. "Er! Well, I..." Huh. This was a familiar situation. There he was, having talked himself into a corner again, faced with an insinuation that was totally true no matter how much he might've denied it. But this time, he wasn't going to rage in response to it. It was time to swallow his pride and stop kidding himself.

"...yes." He reached up again, this time placing his hand beneath her chin. "I was worried about you, Cresselia."

Her eyes bore deep into his, finding no traces of insincerity within them. She smiled, her own face flushing as well. "I, um... as strange as it is to say, that's... it's good to know that you care that much." - Darkrai and Cresselia in Concealed Heart by The Great Baka Usagi


In that case, he only had one guideline to follow:

She must be Rade

And that's all he could ever ask for. - Haku in She Must Be by SilverUmbra


Celebi gave an irritated sigh, “Yes, Mew, it is. In fact, the doors are enchanted with holy Rapidash horns ground up with powder from my wings and Groudon's spleen.”

“Really?!”

“No.”- Mew and Celebi in The Meeting by SilverUmbra


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ISRAELI, so I MUST be an Army Freak.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (even though I am poor)
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I have different EYE COLOR then my parents, so I MUST be adopted
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SHORT, so I MUST be a midget
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be going blind.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I have a SHORT TEMPER, so I MUST beat the shit out of people who piss me off
I'm ISRAELI, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I BITE MY NAILS, so I MUST be nervous
I'm BI, so I MUST think EVERY PERSON I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST be albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be gay and emo.


If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.

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If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, then copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an obsession over a pokemon shipping that you created then copy and paste this to your profile!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time,

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you LOVE Lunareclipseshipping then COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!111!!1111!!

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination!

Put this in your profile if you actually read other people's profiles.

Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your surrouned by idiots most of the time then copy and paste this to your profile!

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If you have ever wondered what would happen if you peeled an M&M, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you think that you are 100 Insane or Mentaly Unstable then copy and paste to your profile!

If you imagine what it's like to be a pokemon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random


You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


Sad

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.


You know that every night before you go to bed there is a person of the opposite sex thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the month and ask you out. If you don't no one will talk to you or ask you out for the next 5 years...

SAD STORY! D':

Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.


Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...


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These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.


Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.


My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".


A poem on abortion..from another author's site

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


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CUTE BUT DEADLY IS THE CHIBI AKATSUKI MOTO

copy and paste if you are a akatsuki fan! Seriously! And add your name below!

-gothicangel0827, Katsuki Shizenno, 5tailedwolfmisstress

Naruto Rules:

Good Guys Fan: You are a prissy prissy fan! You enjoy colorful things like rainbows! You hate the Akatsuki, and you like Sakura, Narut, and Sasuke for killing them!

Bad Guys Fan: You are either a weird, emo, or gothic fan! You enjoy dark colors like dark blue and purple! You love the Akatsuki (Ororape is optinal), and hate Sakura, Naruto, and Sas-GAY for killing them!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU ARE A FAN! ADD YOU NAME AND IN PARRENTASES ADD WHICH FAN YOU ARE!! - gothicangel0827 (bad), Katsuki Shizenno (bad), 5tailedwolfmisstress(BAD!)


THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Hmm...All the Akatsuki Members, Naruto, Shikamaru ect.
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, PeinKon, KakuHidan, KibaIno, ObiRin,
AsuKuri, ShikaTem, ect
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Not really the ONLY yaoi paring I like is KakuHidan and I ABSOLUTLY DO NOT like hentai!
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No. TT_TT But I will soon! (as Hidan)
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Naruto leafnin pouch, Hidans ring, Kakuzus ring, Konans ring, Peins ring, Jashin pendent.
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? idk
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina.
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku
9) Which team is your favorite? The Akatsuki
10) Do you support the Obito theory? Yesh! Tobi=Obito! :3
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Yes, Naruto looks just like Yodaime.
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Hidan, Kakuzu, Pein and Konan
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti. Never liked him, never will.
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No.
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? No.
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Pftt, he has ADHD man seriously, I mean I have ADD and I dont act like him! (ADD=Attention Deficite(sp?) Disorder) (ADHD=Attention Defictie(sp?) Hyperactive Disorder)
17) Sub or dub? Doesn't really matter unless we're talking about Shippuden. Then it has to be sub.
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? She's pretty cool in Shippuden. :)
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? FUNNY!! :D
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Of course! He's the good(awsome) boy with the awsome orange lolipop mask! lol Tobi's a good boy! :D
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? OMFG, ugly nerd!
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Deidara, mabey Hidan(it depends but its really doutful) and my friend thinks Itachi would make a good cross dresser. why? I dont know.
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Weird
24) Which character would be the best OOC? idk
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? snicker Um, what's the name of this site? Of course I do.
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? I havent writen anything! (I cant write worth crap!) TT_TT
27) Do you like lemons? No.
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Nope.
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No.
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? A couple.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes. :D
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yep
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'What in the world is this?' Nope.
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? My life, yeah. My grades, no. My mom would kill me. Plus I really want to get into a good college.
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Almost! TT_TT
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No. It was aforementioned that I hate hentai which equals all ero stuff.
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No. Makes no sense. Pein has Ginger hair and piercings.
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yes.
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Never is sexy.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes.
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Maybe...
42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? None


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