A is for Ailsa who fell down the stairs
B is for Bryce assalted by bears
C is for Chantal who wasted away
D is for Derek thrown out of a sleigh
E is for Erica who choked on a peach
F is for Freddy sucked dry by a leech
G is for George smothered under a rug
H is for Hannah done in by a thug
I is for Inessa who drowned in a lake
J is for Jensen who took lye by mistake
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks
M is for Marcus who was swept out to sea
N is for Nickolaus who died of ennui
O is for Owen run through with an awl
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl
Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire
R is for Rissa consumed by a fire
S is for Stephanie who perished of fits
T is for Tia who flew into bits
U is for Una who slipped down a drain
V is for Victor squashed under a train
W is for Wendy embedded in ice
X is for Xerxes devoured by mice
Y is for Yuki whose head was knocked in
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin