"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

Update - 18.8.08

Working on a parody of The Dark Knight, so am rather busy with that. I also plan to revamp Harry Pothead and the Apocalypse, but after the TDK parody.

Update - 29.7.07

Please, would someone read Harry Pothead and the Apocalypse? I feel like the work I put into went by unnoticed. :(
Anyway, I've decided to revive Celibate Good Times, but a ton of revision is going to take place in the story (mostly just the beginning). I'm also going to change the title too, it just won't carry the same message that the story is going to turn in. But this is going to have to take place later in the year, because I've got short stories to be written up and submitted into contests as well as published. That and I've got to prepare for college, so it leaves me with little time to do much. I'll probably find time in December, with holidays. So stay tuned, well actually - just wait until then to tune in.

Current Fanfiction:

Harry Pothead and the Apocalypse - going to revise it... eventually.

Celibate Good Times - a da vinci code fanfiction primarily regarding the character Silas, inspired by the song of the same title by Vaux.

Do not read any of my works from '03, they are positively horrible and out of date - if you must, then I suppose I can't stop you from reading it. But keep in mind, that you are reading those at your own risk. I shudder at the thought of the horrors of unintelligent misspellings and grammar errors!

Perhaps you were looking for something more substantial? My original work can be found at http://fictionpress.com/~AndyHoyt.