Name- James Axel Carlson Jr. (Also go by Jac, "Dimebag" James or jc013)

Age- 18 (...Okay, won't be till' Nov.27th, but fuck it.)

Where i live- South Cairo, NY

Looks- Red/Black hair, hazel eyes. Think of my clothing style as 80's punk combined with metal head with a bit of goth mixed in for good measure.

How i am- I think as myself as crazy, funny, demented, bit of a asshole and sometimes serious.

Favorite colors- Red and black, cause' i look good in those colors.

Favorite TV shows- Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Invader Zim, Rocko's Modern Life, Avatar, That 70's Show,NCIS, Bones, Law And Order, Law And Order: Special Victims Unit, anything on Adult Swim, Total Drama Island/Action, El Tigre, Teen Titans.

Favorite movies- Anything Mel Brooks, Kevin Smith, John Carpenter, Clint Eastwood or Quentin Tarantino. MAJOR horror movie fan, love zombie and slasher horror. Intruder, Anything Friday The 13th, Brain-Dead, any of the George A. Romero Zombie movies, Ichi The Killer, The Hangover, Unforgiven, The Shootist, Akira, Batman (1989 version), Battle Royale, The Hangover, Highlander, Oldboy, The Dark Knight.

Favorite bands- Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, Black Label Society, Dethklok, Slipknot, Tool, any metal music really. Also some alternative rock and country.

You can also find me on Youtube http://www.youtube.com/user/hobohaymaker13#p/c/45ADB6892A46AAD6/14/9YogCId14CA or Deviantart http://jc013.deviantart.com/

Favorite 10 songs by my 7 favorite bands

Slayer-1. Eyes Of The Insane
2. Angel Of Death
3. Season In The Abyss
4. Unit 731
5. Tormentor
6. World Painted Blood
7. Black Magic
8. Beauty Though Order
9. Seven Faces
10. Love To Hate

Metallica- 1. The Thing That Should Not Be
2. Master Of Puppets
3. Ride The Lightning
4. One
5. The Memory Remains
6. All Nightmare Long
7. Creeping Death
8. Until it Sleeps
9. The Unforgiven
10. Dyer's Eve

Pantera- 1. Cemetery Gates
2. Revolution Is My Name
3. Avoid The Light
4. Floods
5. Domination
6. Cowboys From Hell
7. 10's
8. Fucking Hostile
9. The Great Southern Treadkill
10. Godamn Electric

Black Label Society- 1. Funeral Bell
2. Stillborn
3. In This River
4. Demise Of Sanity
5. Concrete Jungle
6. Rust
7. Bleed For Me
8. Blackened Waters
9. Sold My Soul
10. Forever Down

Slipknot- 1. Psychosocial
2. Pulse of The Maggots
3. My Plague
4. Wait And Bleed
5. Duality
6. Dead Memories
7. People=Shit
8. Vermillion Part 2 (Bloodstone Mix)
9.The Heretic Anthem
10. Before I Forget

Dethklok- 1. Awaken
2. Cyborg Slayers
3. The Gears
4. Birthday Dethday
5. Laser Cannon Deth Sentence
6. Bloodlines
7. Volcano
8. Murdertrain A' Comin'
9. Hatredcopter
10. Murmaider 2: The Water God

Tool- 1. Vicarious
2. Prison Sex
3. Schism
4. Sober
5. The Pot
6. Aenema
7. Stinkfist
8. Stranglehold (Live Ted Nugent cover)
9. Lateralus
10. Eulogy

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, jc013.

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say "DIMEBAG" DARRELL
You say ZAC EFRON
I say SLAYER
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say FUCK YEAH!
92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes

3) How many houses have you lived in?Three

4) Favorite candy bar? Hershey

5) Favorite shoes? None

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes, and it was funny

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No, cause' the vulture shrieks would make my ears bleed

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? No

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. horror movies

12) Favorite genre of music? Metal

13) What is your zodiac sign? Whatever one Nov. 27 lands in

14) What time were you born? Before the thankgiving day parade, i know that.

15) Do you like beer? Never had it

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Forgot

18) Are you sarcastic? Hell yeah!

19) What are your favorite colors? Red and Black

20) How many watches do you own? None

21) Summer or winter? None, both have their sucky things

23) Favorite color to wear? Black and Red

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi all the way

25) What color is your cell phone? Don't have one

26) Where is your second home? None

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yes and it sucked getting the fillings

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One

30) How many video games do you own? Not that much

31) What was your first pet? A fish that i remember right...Kinda killed it by mistake due to me thinking it wanted milk...Which does not work.

32) Ever had braces? No,

33) Do looks matter? Sometimes, but not all the time.

34) Do you use chapstick? Never really needed it.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Ms. Bryan: Had her for my second year of 10th grade (Held back a year) and she did English

Mrs. Portz: 11th grade English teacher, also cool. You could pass her class easy

Can't name a 3rd one since all my other teachers sucked

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Fuck that prep shit

37) Are you too forgiving? Depends if i'm mad or just to lazy

38) How many children do you want? Let me get a girlfriend first, get that puppy out of the way

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yeah, 2 shirts and a Gir plush.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Depends on my day, during school, a bagel and milk. At home, bacon, egg, and cheese on bread

41) Do you own a gun? 2 rifles, 2 shotguns that work, 1 shotgun that doesn't work and a BB gun.

42) Ever thought you were in love? There was this one Goth chick, but never asked her out. Still kicking myself in the nuts for that.

43) When was the last time you cried? Don't remember

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Veg out, on the internet, watch some Rocko's Modern Life, eat...basic stuff really.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Say what?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No

48) Nicknames? Jac, JacJac (Though i hate that nickname), I Eat Babies, Android Of Notre Dome, Rusty Shackleford or Kenny McCormick

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Hell no!

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? That Goth chick i never asked out.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Hit and miss. I feel i can do more with my writing skills, but i'm also cool with how i am right now.

57) Do you dye your hair? Yes

58) Does anyone like you? Yeah, but there's those who i don't like (Every doucebag and bitch in the world.)

59) What year were you born? 1991

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? How the hell should i know, playing Nintendo

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Yeah and i still kick myself for it

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Both, hard clogging goodness

63) Do you like yourself? Yes cause' i go my own way instead off being a mindless stereotype

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Depends

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? ...Don't know

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No, it's scared of me

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Nope

68) Do you own a webcam? Laptop i'm using does

69) Have you ever stripped? No and thank god

Best quotes ever from Bill Hicks.

"The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?"
-Bill Hicks

"People say "Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just forget it." I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long we're talking shelf life here."
-Bill Hicks

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather!"
-Bill Hicks talking about positive drug stories

"My daddy died for that flag! Really? I bought mine, sell em' at Wal-Mart and shit, three bucks."
-Bill Hicks