| DinerGuy |
Author has written 50 stories for Psych, NCIS: Los Angeles, NCIS, Chase, 2010, Castle, White Collar, Stargate: Atlantis, Quantum Leap, Numb3rs, Doctor Who, and Leverage. I started fanfiction in the Psych fandom (well, published fanfic; I wrote much before that) and have continued to keep my penname from that fandom wherever I go (I've become rather attached to it). So, if you find a DinerGuy on another fanfic site, it quite possibly might be me! :) It's really just a way to have a name like "SpencerFan" without joining the many other users who have similar names. It really has nothing to do with me, personally. I'm really a girl. I go by Deej or DG on most forums of which I'm a part. I'm a homeschooled graduate, working towards a degree in English through accelerated distance learning. My plan is to become an editor and writer once I graduate - though that could change. Life is a wild ride, and I'm just starting to figure this thing out. It was only recently that I decided to publish my stuff here on FF. So, I am publishing fics starting from the oldest and working my way up to where I am currently. I've also cowritten several Psych fics with a wonderful friend. She has them posted on her account; go check them out! Her penname is Kkarrie. | |||||
1. Bomb Signings reviewsWhen Richard Castle agreed to the book signing in Los Angeles, he didn't count on NCIS chasing down a bomber right through it. At least the mystery author was never one to shy away from action.Crossover - Castle & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-20-12 - Rick C. & G. Callen - Complete2. Under the Radar » reviewsAt first, all they had to worry about was the John Doe found in the hotel pool. But now one of their own has been taken, and Esposito has only himself and Castle to trust if he wants to rescue the person who means the most to him.Castle - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,552 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-20-12 - Published: 4-3-12 - Javier E. & Lanie P. - Complete3. The Ninth Doctor Job reviewsParker tries to lift a passing stranger's wallet, only to find that this man doesn't actually have a wallet. Oh well. Psychic paper is much more interesting anyway.Crossover - Doctor Who & Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-12 - 9th Doctor & Parker - Complete4. All's Well That Ends in an Arrest reviewsCastle calls in a favor for his mother. Can the team catch a saboteur before he ruins opening night? And can Ryan manage to get over his assigned wardrobe?Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-27-12 - Kevin R. & Rick C. - Complete5. A Double Espresso with a Shot of Interrogation reviewsEsposito and Ryan give Castle the third degree, but why?Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-21-12 - Rick C. & Javier E. - Complete6. Joust Do It reviewsCastle and the boys participate in the sport of kings and Easter Bunnies.Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-6-12 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete7. Look Both Ways reviewsThe last thing he saw before everything went black was the tires of oncoming traffic.NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-31-12 - G. Callen & S. Hanna - Complete8. Take a Bow reviewsIn which over-used speech openers are pondered and sashes are tied. Pre-seriesCastle - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-12-12 - Rick C. & Alexis C. - Complete9. Robbers and Murders and Unicorns Oh My!When the robbery of a local pet shelter goes awry, the team is on the case, but the solution may be much less simple than it first appears.Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,309 - Published: 12-24-11 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete10. The Psyence of Numb3rs » reviewsGus goes to Los Angeles for a medical conference, and Shawn decides to tag along. When a bomber targets the hotel, Don Eppes' team heads up the investigation, and Shawn finds himself working with a certain mathematician who doesn't believe in psychics.Crossover - Numb3rs & Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,756 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-9-11 - Published: 10-4-11 - Charlie E. & Shawn S. - Complete11. Listening In and Falling Down reviewsTrying to eavesdrop into the chief's office only works if you don't fall off the chair you're using.Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-12-11 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete12. At a Loss for Hair reviews"Gus!" Shawn's voice was panicked as he banged on his best friend's front door. "Gus! Gus, I need you!"Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-1-11 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete13. Midnight Intruders and Silenced Bullets reviewsWhen two burglars break into his apartment in the middle of the night, neither they nor Esposito were bargaining for what happened next. Although the detective may have gotten the harder end of the deal. Esposito whumpCastle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-29-11 - Javier E. - Complete14. Love, War, and Everything Between » reviews100 prompts, 100 stories of varying genres.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-28-11 - Published: 8-27-1015. A Camping We Will Go » reviewsIn which Lassiter takes a forced vacation, Shawn tries his hand at jackal mode, and both find themselves in a potentially dangerous situation.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-25-11 - Published: 7-7-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete16. One Fish, Two Fish, Shawn Fish, Blue Fish reviewsShawn's plans for the day did not include joining the decor of the garden's koi pond. Unfortunately, it seems the bad guy had different plans.Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-4-11 - Shawn S. - Complete17. Elevators Are Curious Places reviewsA publisher and a doctor walk into an elevator ... Major crack!fic ahead!Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-14-11 - Gina - Complete18. Taken » reviewsSeven coordinated attacks in the dead of night. Three missing team members. One day before it ends one way or another.NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 6-29-11 - Published: 11-7-10 - G. Callen & S. Hanna - Complete19. To the Starbucks and Beyond reviewsA piece of Ancient technology brings a surprise visitor to the Pegasus Galaxy. And yes, it was a surprise to him, too. Psych/SGACrossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-11 - Rodney M. & Shawn S. - Complete20. Time Is An Illusion, Time Travel Doubly So » reviewsIt should have been a normal, run-of-the-mill case - or as normal as a case could be with Shawn Spencer involved. But things take a strange turn when Sam Beckett finds himself in the place of one Carlton Lassiter.Crossover - Quantum Leap & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-29-11 - Published: 4-13-11 - Shawn S. - Complete21. Of Psychics and Scavenger Hunts reviewsYou can only keep Shawn Spencer occupied for so long.Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-26-11 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete22. Lassie Don't Fetch » reviewsLassie is lonely. See Lassie find a puppy. Lassie doesn't want the puppy. See Lassie grumble. Grumble Lassie, grumble.Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-7-11 - Published: 2-7-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete23. One of Those Days reviewsJuliet arrives home from a long day at the office to find an unexpected visitor on her couch. Shules.Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-22-11 - Juliet oH. & Shawn S. - Complete24. Best Served Cold » reviewsRevenge may be a dish best served cold, but Richard Castle wishes it had never even been cooked. Castle whumpCastle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-8-11 - Published: 1-28-11 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete25. Beware of What Lurks in the Dark reviewsA simple off-world training exercise turns out to be not so simple for Carson Beckett.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-11 - Carson B. - Complete26. Richard Castle's Guide to Escaping Dinner Parties reviewsIt wasn't as glamorous as he'd imagined ... Not that Castle had ever imagined being knocked overboard to begin with.Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-30-11 - Rick C. - Complete27. Foully Hooked reviewsShawn glared at his father, though he couldn't put quite the same feeling into the expression as he felt. "This is the worst vacation ever."Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-20-11 - Shawn S. & Henry S. - Complete28. Under the Weather reviews"He managed to make it to his knees and stretched out a shaking hand to balance against the wall. Then his head begin to swim, and he vaguely felt himself falling again."White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-20-11 - Neal C. & Elizabeth B. - Complete29. Empty Lots and Pickup Lines reviewsEsposito rolled his eyes. "You got lucky is all. Besides, Madden's one thing, but I bet I could kick your tail on the real field."Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-17-11 - Javier E. & Kevin R. - Complete30. How Lassiter Lost His Grinch reviewsShawn decides a certain head detective needs some cheering up during the holidays, whether said detective likes it or not.Psych - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-29-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Complete31. Southward, Ho! » reviewsA recently released prisoner is out for blood. Can Annie and the team stop him before more people die?Chase, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-6-10 - Published: 11-30-10 - Annie Frost/Boots & Jimmy Godfrey - Complete32. Brotherly Hate? » reviewsShawn wasn't one to refuse a case, especially if solving it would prove Lassiter wrong. Can our favorite fake psychic clear a suspected murderer's name? And can Gus keep his friend out of trouble in the meantime?Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-16-10 - Published: 10-18-10 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete33. I Now Pronounce You Robbed reviewsSomething old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue. Shawn finds out that weddings can be dangerous when someone takes the "borrowed" bit of the old saying to a new extreme.Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Complete34. CleanUp to Aisle Three » reviewsShawn's stuck at the store, and it isn't because of long lines. He probably should have listened to Juliet ... Nah, being held hostage is much more fun.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-23-10 - Published: 9-22-10 - Shawn S. & Juliet oH. - Complete35. Waiting is Always the Hard Part reviewsAs the scene unfolds, oblivious to the willingness of its players, all they can do is hope and wait.Psych - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-10 - Juliet oH. & Carlton L. - Complete36. The Luckiest Guy in Santa Barbara reviewsThere was no doubt about it. He was definitely the luckiest guy in Santa Barbara.Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-10 - Shawn S. & Juliet oH. - Complete37. This Wasn't Exactly Included In My Trip Itinerary! » reviewsIt's up to the friends Shawn left behind to find him before he disappears for good.Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,270 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-27-10 - Shawn S. - Complete38. Beyond the Borderland reviewsAnd so the silence hung between them, thick enough to touch, as their eyes locked. Whatever happened now would seal their future forever. Episode tag.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-27-10 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Abby S. - Complete39. Countdown reviewsThe team ushers in a new year.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-10 - Complete40. Bait » reviewsWhen a grudge-bearing figure from Sam's past comes calling, the team finds themselves in a desperate race to find one of their own. G whump.NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-27-10 - G. Callen & S. Hanna - Complete41. Where There's Smoke reviewsShawn finds that looking like a criminal may not be a good thing. Especially when an enemy of that criminal comes looking for payback. Shawn whump with some Lassie whump.Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-27-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Complete42. Remember reviewsThe one memory they all wanted to forget was the one they never would. Warning: Character death. Bring your tissues.Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-10 - Complete43. Death Not Included » reviewsA collection of ficlets about one of our favorite subjects: Shawn whump! Because, really, how can there be enough?Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-27-10 - Shawn S. - Complete44. A Shot At Love With Shawn Spencer, Matchmaker reviewsShawn is convinced he's found the perfect date for his best friend. Convincing Gus? Not quite so easy.Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-10 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete45. Marshmallowy Days » reviewsJust a bunch of fluffy stories that occur in the future of the Psych series.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-24-10 - Complete46. Undercover Work Ain't All It's Cracked Up To Be » reviewsWhen the Psych account starts running low yet again, Gus gives Shawn an assignment. Who knew it would add up with a job from the chief to create an unusual situation for Lassiter and Shawn?Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Complete47. Go Ahead reviewsSo go ahead and ask her / For happy ever after ... Just a little musically-inspired Shules one-shot that I'm sure I had no business writing.Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-24-10 - Shawn S. & Juliet oH. - Complete48. Everybody's on the Run, Lassie's Lost His Gun reviewsLassiter's got a little problem ... Well, okay, maybe not quite so little.Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-10 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete49. Out of Order: Use the Stairs reviewsWhen Shawn decided to investigate the old warehouse, he didn't expect to become trapped in its elevator. Contains whump!Psych - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-10 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete50. The One He Couldn't Lose » reviewsIn charge of the SBPD while Karen's on vacation, Lassiter is determined to prove that he doesn't need the help of a certain psychic detective. Unfortunately for Lassie, that same psychic is determined to prove he is needed.Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,293 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-20-10 - Published: 8-19-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Complete