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since: 08-17-10, id: 2499656, Profile Updated: 05-25-12
Author has written 50 stories for Psych, NCIS: Los Angeles, NCIS, Chase, 2010, Castle, White Collar, Stargate: Atlantis, Quantum Leap, Numb3rs, Doctor Who, and Leverage.

I started fanfiction in the Psych fandom (well, published fanfic; I wrote much before that) and have continued to keep my penname from that fandom wherever I go (I've become rather attached to it). So, if you find a DinerGuy on another fanfic site, it quite possibly might be me! :) It's really just a way to have a name like "SpencerFan" without joining the many other users who have similar names. It really has nothing to do with me, personally. I'm really a girl. I go by Deej or DG on most forums of which I'm a part.

I'm a homeschooled graduate, working towards a degree in English through accelerated distance learning. My plan is to become an editor and writer once I graduate - though that could change. Life is a wild ride, and I'm just starting to figure this thing out.

It was only recently that I decided to publish my stuff here on FF. So, I am publishing fics starting from the oldest and working my way up to where I am currently.

I've also cowritten several Psych fics with a wonderful friend. She has them posted on her account; go check them out! Her penname is Kkarrie.

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1. Bomb Signings reviews
When Richard Castle agreed to the book signing in Los Angeles, he didn't count on NCIS chasing down a bomber right through it. At least the mystery author was never one to shy away from action.
Crossover - Castle & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-20-12 - Rick C. & G. Callen - Complete
2. Under the Radar » reviews
At first, all they had to worry about was the John Doe found in the hotel pool. But now one of their own has been taken, and Esposito has only himself and Castle to trust if he wants to rescue the person who means the most to him.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,552 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-20-12 - Published: 4-3-12 - Javier E. & Lanie P. - Complete
3. The Ninth Doctor Job reviews
Parker tries to lift a passing stranger's wallet, only to find that this man doesn't actually have a wallet. Oh well. Psychic paper is much more interesting anyway.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-12 - 9th Doctor & Parker - Complete
4. All's Well That Ends in an Arrest reviews
Castle calls in a favor for his mother. Can the team catch a saboteur before he ruins opening night? And can Ryan manage to get over his assigned wardrobe?
Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-27-12 - Kevin R. & Rick C. - Complete
5. A Double Espresso with a Shot of Interrogation reviews
Esposito and Ryan give Castle the third degree, but why?
Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-21-12 - Rick C. & Javier E. - Complete
6. Joust Do It reviews
Castle and the boys participate in the sport of kings and Easter Bunnies.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-6-12 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete
7. Look Both Ways reviews
The last thing he saw before everything went black was the tires of oncoming traffic.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-31-12 - G. Callen & S. Hanna - Complete
8. Take a Bow reviews
In which over-used speech openers are pondered and sashes are tied. Pre-series
Castle - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-12-12 - Rick C. & Alexis C. - Complete
9. Robbers and Murders and Unicorns Oh My!
When the robbery of a local pet shelter goes awry, the team is on the case, but the solution may be much less simple than it first appears.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,309 - Published: 12-24-11 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete
10. The Psyence of Numb3rs » reviews
Gus goes to Los Angeles for a medical conference, and Shawn decides to tag along. When a bomber targets the hotel, Don Eppes' team heads up the investigation, and Shawn finds himself working with a certain mathematician who doesn't believe in psychics.
Crossover - Numb3rs & Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,756 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-9-11 - Published: 10-4-11 - Charlie E. & Shawn S. - Complete
11. Listening In and Falling Down reviews
Trying to eavesdrop into the chief's office only works if you don't fall off the chair you're using.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-12-11 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete
12. At a Loss for Hair reviews
"Gus!" Shawn's voice was panicked as he banged on his best friend's front door. "Gus! Gus, I need you!"
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-1-11 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete
13. Midnight Intruders and Silenced Bullets reviews
When two burglars break into his apartment in the middle of the night, neither they nor Esposito were bargaining for what happened next. Although the detective may have gotten the harder end of the deal. Esposito whump
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-29-11 - Javier E. - Complete
14. Love, War, and Everything Between » reviews
100 prompts, 100 stories of varying genres.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-28-11 - Published: 8-27-10
15. A Camping We Will Go » reviews
In which Lassiter takes a forced vacation, Shawn tries his hand at jackal mode, and both find themselves in a potentially dangerous situation.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-25-11 - Published: 7-7-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete
16. One Fish, Two Fish, Shawn Fish, Blue Fish reviews
Shawn's plans for the day did not include joining the decor of the garden's koi pond. Unfortunately, it seems the bad guy had different plans.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-4-11 - Shawn S. - Complete
17. Elevators Are Curious Places reviews
A publisher and a doctor walk into an elevator ... Major crack!fic ahead!
Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-14-11 - Gina - Complete
18. Taken » reviews
Seven coordinated attacks in the dead of night. Three missing team members. One day before it ends one way or another.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 6-29-11 - Published: 11-7-10 - G. Callen & S. Hanna - Complete
19. To the Starbucks and Beyond reviews
A piece of Ancient technology brings a surprise visitor to the Pegasus Galaxy. And yes, it was a surprise to him, too. Psych/SGA
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-11 - Rodney M. & Shawn S. - Complete
20. Time Is An Illusion, Time Travel Doubly So » reviews
It should have been a normal, run-of-the-mill case - or as normal as a case could be with Shawn Spencer involved. But things take a strange turn when Sam Beckett finds himself in the place of one Carlton Lassiter.
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-29-11 - Published: 4-13-11 - Shawn S. - Complete
21. Of Psychics and Scavenger Hunts reviews
You can only keep Shawn Spencer occupied for so long.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-26-11 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete
22. Lassie Don't Fetch » reviews
Lassie is lonely. See Lassie find a puppy. Lassie doesn't want the puppy. See Lassie grumble. Grumble Lassie, grumble.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-7-11 - Published: 2-7-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete
23. One of Those Days reviews
Juliet arrives home from a long day at the office to find an unexpected visitor on her couch. Shules.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-22-11 - Juliet oH. & Shawn S. - Complete
24. Best Served Cold » reviews
Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but Richard Castle wishes it had never even been cooked. Castle whump
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-8-11 - Published: 1-28-11 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete
25. Beware of What Lurks in the Dark reviews
A simple off-world training exercise turns out to be not so simple for Carson Beckett.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-11 - Carson B. - Complete
26. Richard Castle's Guide to Escaping Dinner Parties reviews
It wasn't as glamorous as he'd imagined ... Not that Castle had ever imagined being knocked overboard to begin with.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-30-11 - Rick C. - Complete
27. Foully Hooked reviews
Shawn glared at his father, though he couldn't put quite the same feeling into the expression as he felt. "This is the worst vacation ever."
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-20-11 - Shawn S. & Henry S. - Complete
28. Under the Weather reviews
"He managed to make it to his knees and stretched out a shaking hand to balance against the wall. Then his head begin to swim, and he vaguely felt himself falling again."
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-20-11 - Neal C. & Elizabeth B. - Complete
29. Empty Lots and Pickup Lines reviews
Esposito rolled his eyes. "You got lucky is all. Besides, Madden's one thing, but I bet I could kick your tail on the real field."
Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-17-11 - Javier E. & Kevin R. - Complete
30. How Lassiter Lost His Grinch reviews
Shawn decides a certain head detective needs some cheering up during the holidays, whether said detective likes it or not.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-29-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Complete
31. Southward, Ho! » reviews
A recently released prisoner is out for blood. Can Annie and the team stop him before more people die?
Chase, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-6-10 - Published: 11-30-10 - Annie Frost/Boots & Jimmy Godfrey - Complete
32. Brotherly Hate? » reviews
Shawn wasn't one to refuse a case, especially if solving it would prove Lassiter wrong. Can our favorite fake psychic clear a suspected murderer's name? And can Gus keep his friend out of trouble in the meantime?
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-16-10 - Published: 10-18-10 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete
33. I Now Pronounce You Robbed reviews
Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue. Shawn finds out that weddings can be dangerous when someone takes the "borrowed" bit of the old saying to a new extreme.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Complete
34. CleanUp to Aisle Three » reviews
Shawn's stuck at the store, and it isn't because of long lines. He probably should have listened to Juliet ... Nah, being held hostage is much more fun.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-23-10 - Published: 9-22-10 - Shawn S. & Juliet oH. - Complete
35. Waiting is Always the Hard Part reviews
As the scene unfolds, oblivious to the willingness of its players, all they can do is hope and wait.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-10 - Juliet oH. & Carlton L. - Complete
36. The Luckiest Guy in Santa Barbara reviews
There was no doubt about it. He was definitely the luckiest guy in Santa Barbara.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-10 - Shawn S. & Juliet oH. - Complete
37. This Wasn't Exactly Included In My Trip Itinerary! » reviews
It's up to the friends Shawn left behind to find him before he disappears for good.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,270 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-27-10 - Shawn S. - Complete
38. Beyond the Borderland reviews
And so the silence hung between them, thick enough to touch, as their eyes locked. Whatever happened now would seal their future forever. Episode tag.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-27-10 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Abby S. - Complete
39. Countdown reviews
The team ushers in a new year.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-10 - Complete
40. Bait » reviews
When a grudge-bearing figure from Sam's past comes calling, the team finds themselves in a desperate race to find one of their own. G whump.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-27-10 - G. Callen & S. Hanna - Complete
41. Where There's Smoke reviews
Shawn finds that looking like a criminal may not be a good thing. Especially when an enemy of that criminal comes looking for payback. Shawn whump with some Lassie whump.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-27-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Complete
42. Remember reviews
The one memory they all wanted to forget was the one they never would. Warning: Character death. Bring your tissues.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-10 - Complete
43. Death Not Included » reviews
A collection of ficlets about one of our favorite subjects: Shawn whump! Because, really, how can there be enough?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-27-10 - Shawn S. - Complete
44. A Shot At Love With Shawn Spencer, Matchmaker reviews
Shawn is convinced he's found the perfect date for his best friend. Convincing Gus? Not quite so easy.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-10 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete
45. Marshmallowy Days » reviews
Just a bunch of fluffy stories that occur in the future of the Psych series.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-24-10 - Complete
46. Undercover Work Ain't All It's Cracked Up To Be » reviews
When the Psych account starts running low yet again, Gus gives Shawn an assignment. Who knew it would add up with a job from the chief to create an unusual situation for Lassiter and Shawn?
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Complete
47. Go Ahead reviews
So go ahead and ask her / For happy ever after ... Just a little musically-inspired Shules one-shot that I'm sure I had no business writing.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-24-10 - Shawn S. & Juliet oH. - Complete
48. Everybody's on the Run, Lassie's Lost His Gun reviews
Lassiter's got a little problem ... Well, okay, maybe not quite so little.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-10 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete
49. Out of Order: Use the Stairs reviews
When Shawn decided to investigate the old warehouse, he didn't expect to become trapped in its elevator. Contains whump!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-10 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete
50. The One He Couldn't Lose » reviews
In charge of the SBPD while Karen's on vacation, Lassiter is determined to prove that he doesn't need the help of a certain psychic detective. Unfortunately for Lassie, that same psychic is determined to prove he is needed.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,293 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-20-10 - Published: 8-19-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Complete
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