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since: 11-11-06, id: 1164155, Profile Updated: 01-06-11
country: USA
Author has written 7 stories for Gilmore Girls, Sweeney Todd, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you support Sweenett and think that Sweeney Todd should've ended differently, and are willing to space out in many classes just to come up with an alternate ending, copy this into your profile

tv shows: Gilmore Girls, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, Married with Children, the Nanny, I Love Lucy, Sabrina the Teenage Witch (I like the one's where she's in High School), 7th Heaven, I forgot what else I watch... Hold on and maybe I'll remember. I accidentally deleted the list.

tvshows update: Dexter, Supernatural, Murder She Wrote, Absolutely Fabulous, Doctor Who (David Tennant episodes. Ocasionally the newer episodes.), Paranormal State

Movies: Sweeney Todd, Conversations with other women, Merlin, Hamlet (the 1800's version), Scarlett, Pirates of the Caribbean, Gone with the Wind, Sybil, Phantom of the Opera, Bride of Chucky, Amnityville Horror (I don't know how to spell it and I don't remeber what year, but its the one with the clock), Pete's Dragon, Hocus Pocus, Dead Silence, Fight Club, Women talking Dirty, the Heart of Me, Twelfth Night: or What you will (1996), Rat, Lover's Prayer (just because the Princess is hillarious), Titanic Town, Billy Elliot, Quills, Precious, a Room with a View, Dead Again, Mommy, Curtain Call, If I think of any more I'll add them to the list.

celebs Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, Julie Walters, Judi Dench, Imelda Staunton, Maggie Smith, Angela Lansbury, Johnny Depp.

Books: Flowers for Algernon, Scarlett, Dangerous Girls 1 and 2, the Day my Butt went Psycho, Just Disgusting, to Kill a Mocking Bird, Tuck Everlasting, Gone with the Wind. There might be more, but I don't read much. Twelfth Night. There are some books that I want to read, though. If any of you book readers have any suggestions, I'm open to them.

favorite quotes

"Oh well, there you go. End of the fart mobile, but I won't die. No, I refuse to die to Bananarama." ~ Kora, Women talking dirty

"Oh yeah. Mortality's a bummer." ~ Stanly, Women talking diry

"Bananarama was playing! Bananarama was playing!" ~ Kora, Women talking Dirty

"Nice big cock." ~ Tyler, Fight Club

"Why don't you make like a tree and get the f-- out o' here." ~ F--ass, dock, whatever they call the old guy from Boondock saitnts

"F--r's settin' up franchises." ~ Tyler, Fight Club

"Self improvement is masturbation" ~ Tyler, Fight Club

--"You are so going to hell when you die!"

--"Yes, well, until then... I need about 10 million dollars." ~ South Park

"Kickin' ass is good for the soul." ~ Maggie(?), Magnificent 7

Rose's new dress. Don't look until you have read the 2nd chappy. It looks different in the story. http://www.halloweenfantasy.com/files/details/d_41.jpg

AND I'M FULL OF JO--Y!!

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you write Sweeney Todd or Johnny Depp is hot on your homework insted of doing it.

Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Sweeney Todd related thing you can think of about Sweeney Todd or the Sweeney Todd characters.

Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style.

Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh.

Crazy is when you say going to bum around Ireland writing stories on the back of paper bags and going to random support groups with your best friend is your second greatest ambition.

Crazy is when you get sugar high to scare the crap out of your friends then bring Sweeney Todd lyrics to school and memorize them.

Crazy is when you get together with your Johnny Depp-obsessed friend and have a Sweeney Todd singalong in the middle of orchestra class completely from memory. Hey, it's music, isn't it?

Crazy is when you go through the halls singing "Sweeney Todd" lyrics and than writing them down on your paper instead of doing your actual work.

Crazy is when every little thing reminds you of the movie "Sweeney Todd" even when someone says the word "properly."

Crazy is when you start to laugh out like an evil witch in the middle of 'the ring' when samara is coming to get you

Crazy is when you flip your hair in front of your face and scare the crap outta your friends by sneaking up on them in their sleep after watching 'the ring'

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1. Mothering Sunday reviews
I can't think of a sum, but it's about Mels growing up and how she delt with mothering sunday/mother's day. It's pretty short. Just wrote it for the fun. Haven't written in a while.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-11-11 - Amelia P./Amy & Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
2. Revelations title may change reviews
pt1 in a series. Two characters you didn't hear about. Twin girls 3 yrs older than Harry. What are their secrets? Are they good or evil? Explains the mysteries of the stories and the things JK Rowling left out. The summary sucks but the story doesn't
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-8-09 - OC & Harry P.
3. the Rose » reviews
I suck at sums. Mrs. L finds a girl who seems strangely familiar. Will she be able to help her and herself by starting a new life with Mr. T and Toby? too many genres to pick just 2. Mark/OC, A bit Sweenett. Other genres: angst, hurt/comfort, family,drama
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,161 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 6-8-09 - Published: 6-5-08 - Eleanor L.
4. By the Sea, Mr Todd? reviews
I didn't want you to know what had become of me. I didn't... I wouldn't have been able to live with myself if you knew. I didn't want you to be angry with me. I thought you'd be happier..." oneshot alternate ending. is it happy? you decide.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-26-08 - Complete
5. Anything to Help reviews
Emily is the only one left who can help Lorelai. just a short oneshot that I was just inspired to write. It's shorter than I'm used to writing so feedback would be helpful for future writings.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-08 - Emily G. & Lorelai G. - Complete
6. begin again » reviews
all 3 gilmore girls get into an accident on the way home from Mia's wedding. Lorelai gets fugue & everyone thinks she's dead. when the story is done i might make a video to go with it, so look out for auther's notes. dramahurtcomfortfamily also some LL
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 6-24-07 - Lorelai G.
7. sniff sniff » reviews
Someone Lorelai loves dies and she borrows a buttload of money from her parents !WOA! to pay for it. It's a little bed time story my little sister told me one night. the sad part is she was 12 at the time and I was 17.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-14-07 - Published: 3-13-07 - Lorelai G. - Complete
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