just saying that i have a shared acount with rudolphtherednosedpuffin our pen-name is rudolphtherednoseddolly

name: Marisa (sounds like Mareesa)

gender: the superior race of women

age:13

location:infrontofmycomputertillsomebodymentionsfood-land

nationality:50 percentCuban (Stupid fidel and his strange ability to not die)BUT I LIVE IN AMERICA PEOPLE(you have no idea how many people have made that mistake) anyway 25 percent british and 25 percent german

hair: light brownish goldish but im planning on dying it a purple(yes, i am weird thank you for embracing it)

eyes:personally, i love my eyes but their hidden by my stupid glasses. my eyes are a blue, that turns even bluer in the summer and greyer in the winter.(NOOOOO I"M A SUE)

nose:very largish, everyone on my dad's side of the family has big noses

Stuff bout me

i'm extremely ADD( if you have know idea what that is just google it.) and very random. i'm afraid to death of spiders and i love to read. i don't like to type for a long time so most of my stories will be short. I'm extremely pale, and i mean people think im albino. I'm going to dress up as one for the next halloween

I have a love of interesting words that are fun to say, i suck at running and hate doing it, i like making people laugh, i love british humor

I just realized that I have nothing in here about my love of music. Music is a big part of mylife. i live for music. I mainly listen to alternative rock/punk/other types of rock. I have a really wide taste in music though. I can listen to show tunes, then switch to screamo, then switch to hip-hop. I HATE country, not all but I can't stand most of it. My current obssesions are:

Sum 41 and Ludo

Here are some links to videos for them

Ludo:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCU1JYmGxcA

Sum41:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zPTWYQmXK8

fav books: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Bras and Broomsticks, The Children of the Red king series,and about a million more which i don't feel like putting right now.

Fav Comedians: Monty Python: Eddie Izzard(executive transvestite): Jeff Dunham: Gabriel Iglesia(he's fluffy): Tina Fey

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Favs:

Artemis Fowl

Holly and Trouble (this is such a cute pairing, and i cant see her with any other person/fairy)

Artemis and Minerva (one of ma faves) Minerva is not a mary-sue, we havn't even seen all that much of her character anyway so we don't even have all that much to judge

Foaly and Opal ( Opal probably won't get out of jail long enough to get to know Foaly but i think it would make a great story)

Chix and Lily ( how can the 2 most conceited fairies in the police not hookup)

Least Favs:

Arty and Holly(My least favorite pair)

i dont like arty w/ anyone other than minerva, a well written OC, or no one

Harry Potter

faves:

harryxginny i like some of the cannon what can i say

fred or georgexhermione i read one story and was hooked

hermionexdraco see above

hermionexyoung tom riddle see above

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I'M PUTTING MY STORY BOREDOM LEADS TO MANY THINGS FOR ADOPTION. I didn't really like how I did it so...

IF ANYONE WANTS IT PM ME, GIVE ME YOUR IDEAS AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU

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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Niety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular and fitting in, the other five percent are liars. Asking me to define this statement, I answered: NO one is NOT concerned about fitting in. Everyone, in the back of their minds, needs companionship, and would like as much as possible. Even emos and goths are like that because they didn't get enough attention in the first place, so they decided to withdraw themselves from average society. Everyone wants to fit in, so give your best friend a hug today, give a stranger a pat on the back, and tell your parents you appreciate them. Everyone deserves to be loved, so give a little bit. Believe me, you'll get alot in return.Copy and paste this if you believe this.

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

i saw this, and it made me cry, but it really opens your eyes

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cant see,must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong

Or else I'm locked All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just get one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse My name he calls

I press myself Against the wall

I try and hide From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,I finally get free And I run for the door

He's already locked it And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its was much too late

His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain Again and againOh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's not just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY: HOMOS ARE PEOPLE TOO SO SPREAD THE LOVE!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you're stupid;
Open it and you'll remove all doubt.

.Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Dain bramaged.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find
there is nothing in it.

Lewis's Law of Travel:
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Life's a beach, then you dive.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

Programming, n: A pastime similar to banging one's head
against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, an insomniac and a dyslexic?
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

If it works, rip it apart and find out why.

Life is wonderful. Without it, you wouldn't know me.

Paranoia: A healthy understanding of the nature of the universe.

AMAZING BUT TRUE
There is so much sand in Northern Africa, that if we spread it out, it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.

America has no drug problems, there's plenty for everyone.

Marriage is grand - and divorce is about 10 grand.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Earth is full. Go home.

"Hey, dad, remember our car?"
-- Calvin

This is a tagline mirror -- -- rorrim enilgat a si sihT

Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Love, n.: a situation which happens when you think almost as
much of another as you do of yourself.

Love is like an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties.

The light at the end of the tunnel is a person with a lamp
coming towards you... looking for the end of the tunnel.

Seen on the back of a biker's vest:
If you can read this, my wife fell off.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

If you can read this, please flip me back over...
(seen upside down, on a Jeep)

Really get stoned, drink wet cement.

NOTE: Only trained personnel should change
the light at the end of the tunnel

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved
through a suitable application of high explosives.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Recieved, #7:
In the last scene of Pagliacci, Canio stabs Nedda who is the
one he really loves. Pretty soon Silvio also gets stabbed,
and they all live happily ever after.

Aibohphobia: Fear of palindromes.

TOWER: "Say position."
PILOT: "Position."

A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.

It is very difficult to compare an apple.
-- Michael Feldman

"Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry."
-- John Lennon, 1963 (Royal Variety Performance)

"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And
East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them
like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."
-- Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"

Randomly heard at an english class:

Q: Do you like Kippling?
A: Err... well, to be honest, I have never Kippled.

When primitive humans first came along, they did not engage in business
as we now think of it. They engaged in squatting around in caves naked.
This went on for, I would say, roughly two or three million years, when all
of a sudden a primitive person, named Oog, came up with an idea. "Why not,"
he said, "pile thousands of humongous stones on top of each other in the
desert to form great big geometric shapes?" Well, everybody thought this
was an absolutely terrific idea. It wasn't until several thousand years
later that they realized they had been suckered into a classic "pyramid"
scheme, and of course, by that time, Oog was in the Bahamas.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
of the tree.

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"The man might be the head, but the woman's the neck, and she can make the head turn any-way she wants..."

"I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse..."

Do NOT scroll down any further. For this trick to work, you must say this out loud and look at the following symbols VERY closely...

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Now look at your wall and and say STUPID outloud, you will see the shadow of a heart appear...

If you fell for this, copy this to your profile and show the world!! Lol.

You know you did...

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

i found these on a persons profile, aren't they awesome?

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You stare because im different...( 0.0) ('.'= ) ('.'= ) ('.'= )I stare because you're all the same.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that ROCKS (and rocks hard with pride), put this in you're profile

My friends are insane, but i lurve them

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.

i love that

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According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. (i love that)
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

If you get SO uber pissed that you have to use the word uber when people say that Harry Potter is a total rip off of The Lord of the Rings and JKR should get sued copy and paste this.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you miss Fred Weasley, from Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.(WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE FRED, DEAR GOD WHYsniffles)

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. (its almost scary how many i have)

okay, i actually started to tear up when i read this

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now ,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Pass this around,

I'd be happy if you could,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (i am insane, but in a sane way)

if people always mispronounce you name caopy and paste this.(been called marissa for as long as i can remember)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

and that was only some of them

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile

The Aztecs valued chocolate so highly it was worth more than a bar of gold to them. If you are a complete chocoholic, copy and paste this into your profile!

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Nancy Reagan, political activist
A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.

Aristotle, philosopher
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

James Thurber, American humorist
I hate women because they always know where things are.

Malcolm de Chazal, Mauritian writer
A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

Jules Michelet, French historian
Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.

Freya Stark, author
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.

Gloria Steinem, American feminist
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money.

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~ Arnold Haultain

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked. ~Ovid
Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~"Doctor Leon," drleons.com

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. ~Author Unknown

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. ~Elsa Schiaparelli

Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. ~James Thurber, Time, 15 August 1960

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. ~Mel Gibson, about what women want

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. ~Thomas Carlyle

Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak. ~William Shakespeare, As You Like It

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. ~Samuel Johnson

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal. ~William Shakespeare

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. ~James Thurber

Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. ~Hermione Gingold

The people I'm furious with are the women's liberationists. They keep getting up on soapboxes and proclaiming women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept quiet or it ruins the whole racket. ~Anita Loos, New York Times, 10 February 1974

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown

"I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn't even know there was a war on. We lived in the back, right across from Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling... yoodle le he hoo" Franz Liebkind (Producers)

"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE TAKEN IN BY THE BBC! Filthy British lies!" Franz Liebkind (Producers)

"Must you play that infernal racket?"
“Sorry, but yes we must. Or else, our devil worship won’t work properly.” - From shadow-down 's little message tag thingy on deviantART

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile(my friends are seriously conviced that im a vampire)

Copy and paste if you rock the kazbuh.

I LOVE Hayao Miyazaki. If you LOVe Hayao Miyazaki and his films to copy and paste this into your profile.