Ithilwen K-Bane
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since: 05-01-03, id: 378582, Profile Updated: 10-17-11
Author has written 26 stories for Inuyasha, X-Files, Underworld, Pride and Prejudice, Pirates of the Caribbean, Twilight, Moonlight, and Once Upon a Time.

With props to the Cleolinda, my thoughts on Twilight: Let me show you them.

At the risk of utterly dating myself, I'll post a link to my LiveJournal. Sorry, but if I set myself up for Facebook, all of you guys will know what I look like, and I don't want to shatter any mirrors that you might have behind you.

Like my avatar? My buddy Terraphim86 made it for me.

ANNOUNCEMENT: If anyone else has a glitch that results in "Type 2 Error" after hitting the "Edit" link under "My Stories," just go up to the URL and change "property" to "content."

There seems to be a misconception floating around: I do not teach at Columbia University. I have a Columbia email address because I was a student there (and in a glee club before it was cool, thank-you-very-much).


1. I Know My Duty » reviews
Edward walked a knife's edge in Volterra. What if things hadn't gone quite so well? Love can survive when it is surrounded by monsters, but it does not survive unchanged, especially not for one of the Volturi. Deviation 'fic-New Moon. Canon Edward and other characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 274,738 - Reviews: 666 - Updated: 4-19-13 - Published: 3-28-09 - Edward & Bella
2. Darkest Souls reviews
A hag. A giant. A demon. A gnome. A warrior. A monster. Regina needed help from all of them, but did she keep her promise?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-5-12
3. Fractured reviews
Finding out what happened to Michael after his escape from Antigen requires finding out what happened before. Memories can leave a difficult trail to follow when there is no sense of time. Rated for language.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-9-12 - Michael C. & Det. Sebastian - Complete
4. Without Eyes » reviews
Compilation of IY Blind challenge responses. Includes "Two Tribes": Which world is Kagome's, really? Sometimes the question is more important than the answer. Includes "New Sky": Nothing lasts forever. That doesn't mean it's time to give up.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-22-12 - Published: 11-3-08 - Kagome H. & Shippo
5. The Better Part of Valor reviews
Edward once told Bella that he'd turned Tanya down in "as gentlemanly a manner as possible." That's not exactly how it went. Twenty hours before the biggest party of the century, and Emmett is dealing with Edward. Support Stacie challenge response.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-4-10 - Edward & Emmett
6. Reinvention reviews
It's 1973, when disco was king and leisure suits roamed the earth! Josef has a story to tell, but how much of it is true? Support Stacie challenge reponse.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-20-10 - Josef K. & Mick S. J. - Complete
7. The Polish reviews
What's left of life when the shiny exterior is scraped away? Kagome reflects on ten years in the Sengoku Jidai. Support Stacie challenge response.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-15-09 - Kagome H. & Inuyasha - Complete
8. Connecting reviews
What does it take to relate to someone who was born hundreds of years before anything he knew? Challenge response.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-26-09 - Michael C. & Selene
9. The Sweet Kiss of Charity » reviews
Edward signs up to work at a charity event ...that turns out to involve a kissing booth. Prissy aneurysms ensue. Support Stacie challenge response. Comes in two delicious flavors. Crossover with Jane Austen and Ian Fleming. Rated for language only
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,291 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-12-09 - Edward & Jacob - Complete
10. Mountainside » reviews
Town-on-the-Mountain has gotten too quiet for a certain monk, who decides to pass the time by finding a girl for his best friend. Inspired by William Wyncherly's "The Country Wife." Rated for language, adult themes and debauchery. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-2-09 - Published: 12-28-08
11. Through Other Eyes reviews
What would Selene and Michael look like to someone with a less ...down-to-earth idea of love? Crossover with True Blood and Twilight. One-shot.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-18-09
12. Captive Audience reviews
As the centuries pass, friends come and friends go, but annoying kitsune roommates are forever. Shippo has some questions that Inuyasha finally can't avoid. Rated for language.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-3-08 - Inuyasha & Shippo - Complete
13. Total Knockout » reviews
When Hojo invites Kagome to come and watch his boxing tournament, she's just hoping for a fun, normal day out in the modern world. Inuyasha has no way of knowing where she is or following her to the match ...or so she thinks. This story is not brief
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,286 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 12-10-06 - Inuyasha & Hojo - Complete
14. Keeping Tabs reviews
One of Lucian's contacts tries to reestablish lines of communication after a long absence. Anyone who figures this one out gets an evil cookie.
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-31-07 - Complete
15. When We Meet Again reviews
Elizabeth wants lifetime with Will. What will she do when what's very nearly a marriage is very nearly worth it? LizWill, suggestive LizJack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-27-07
16. Admirable reviews
To be admired, one must first be seen. A moment of distraction for Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 5-12-07 - Complete
17. For What It's Worth reviews
A man who knows when to keep silent can see a great deal. What did Kahn see in Selene when Viktor sent her after Michael? Not a SeleneKahn pairing.
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-19-07
18. Other Ways » reviews
Naraku makes an unusual attempt to neutralize his enemies. Inuyasha and Kagome are trapped in a world they never meant, among allies they cannot recognize. Rated D for Dark.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,983 - Reviews: 176 - Updated: 12-19-06 - Published: 7-16-03
19. Again reviews
How does Singe see Lucian? A man can grow old in his own country and still feel young. Challenge response.
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-31-06 - Complete
20. In Sheep's Clothing » reviews
When you've been sent on a dangerous undercover mission into enemy territory, it really helps if your partner is at least a little smarter than a kumquat. Rated for language.
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,819 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 8-1-06 - Published: 8-29-05 - Complete
21. Impressed reviews
Selene's an impressive person, but why was Michael so willing to stay with her that night? Lucian set the process in motion, but it didn't go where he expected. All sketch no plot. Rated for language.
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-8-06 - Complete
22. Zonked reviews
It had to happen sooner or later. Inuyasha and posse are captured by a village full of amazons with attitude. Rated PG13 for mild adult themes.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-11-06 - Complete
23. This Can't Be Good » reviews
COMPLETE. Hojo becomes trapped in the Sengoku Jidai: Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it... Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 132,979 - Reviews: 2460 - Updated: 7-17-05 - Published: 5-1-03 - Complete
24. AllyOop! » reviews
...and I jump on the hundred-word bandwagon! Assorted Inuyasha ficlets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 12-11-04 - Published: 9-19-03
25. Avast! reviews
There are many Inuyasha Pirates of the Caribbean crossovers, but this makes one too many!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 5-16-04 - Complete
26. Drink This! reviews
Season Six Mulder begins to wonder why Scully REALLY makes him drink tea with her...
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-4-03 - Complete