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Greetings, me hearties! This is Cara (JillValentine44)! Yay for Kim and me starting an account together! This is basically to display our fun joint fic! I write a chapter, she writes a chapter! Fun stuff! Anyway, as far as I go... I am sickly obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean. I love The Lord of the Rings Trilogy far too much. Harry Potter is an unhealthy obsession for me. I like movies a lot. A LOT!!! Let's see... I'm madly in love with Johnny Depp. I also like Orlando Bloom and... Stuart Townsend! Hotness... Anyway! Hm... Kim and I are like long lost year apart twins cuz we're almost EXACTLY alike and have the same birthday, she's just a year younger! Awesomeness! If you want to read my fanfiction, it is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/~jillvalentine44 ! Yay! Yeah, ok... Hm... I have rambled long enough! What's the view like from Port Royal, Kim?

It's. . .well I don't know because there are no windows in my room. I live as a Hobbit Anway, for all the confused people I am Kim (DAFTLIKESPARROW). And whatever Cara said goes for me too. Same exact thing. But she forgot something. We both love Country music. If you don't like it that's okay I hold no grudge, neither does she. I am one eccentric person. I ramble. A LOT. Anyway, I have to say that being a long lost year apart twin is a little freaky but cool. Should probably put this up too, if you want to read my fanfiction it is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/~DAFTLIKESPARROW. Yeah..umm. I think that's all you need to know about me. Now I must sulk, because while I am in Port Royal watching Will and Liz make out, Cara is with Jack making out.

(Cara again) How did you know that?!?! Who told you!?!?! Well, er, anyway, the view from where I am is pretty nice... Er... Think I'll return to what I was doing! Back to you, Kim!

(Kim again) I know because Jack and me did the exact same thing to you last week, oops, I didn't say that. I'm sure the view is nive where your at. At what do you mean get back to what you were doing. Wait a minute, I demand the truth. I'll get Norrington, don't think I won't. I just want to know one thing. Can I come to. Seriously Will and Liz are making me sick. EWww. .Will she doesn't want that. Cara, help me.

(Cara once more) Hahaha! I mean, my condolances to your sickness. Well... I suppose you can come here! I GUESS! But you must stand back and wait your turn fairly! Hm... this man really gets booty, huh? Wow. Catch the next ship over here. And bring the Tim McGraw greatest hits! "It's Your Love!" It's my and Jack's song. And "Fall Into Me" by Emerson Drive. Listening to that at the moment... Oh, yeah. Do YOU and he have a song? Hm? Hm?

(Kim once more with feeling) "SOB" Jack told me I was the only one, he said he loved me more than rum. All well, as long as I get to have at least some of him. Forget the boat I'm swimming. I'll bring the songs. Jack and I do have a song "Raining on Sunday" oh and "You'll Think of Me" by Keith Urban. He likes the song "Girls Lie Too" by Terri Clark. Sing it to him. I shall be there shortly.

(Cara -- back AGAIN!!) Sing it to him? You're not setting me up are you? I mean, he could be mad at the guy who pretended to be him in the video and it could be some kind of sensitive subject! Hm! ("Of course not, Jack, you're MUCH better looking than that guy!") Er, anyway,("No, you don't swagger around like that.") have fun swimming here, man! Hey, wait a sec... He used the rum line on YOU too?!?! ("JACK!!") He apologizes... Shall I forgive him? Hm... Hm... Sticklebacks, he's so charming. Yes, forgiveness has been given! Now I must enjoy my forgiven time before you get here! BWAHAHAHAHA!!

(Kim somewhere in the ocean) Darn you Cara! When I get there I am having my turn with Jack. And oh no. That is a shark. AHHHHHH! Why are we with him. He is using us both. But he is so darn charming and hot. I see the ship. You better be dressed when I get on board.

(Cara not paying much attention, being caught up in another activity) Mumble, mumble, whatever, Kim...

(Kim on ship. Walking into room and destroying the music she brought.) Men Don't Change. Should have known. I'll forgive that remark Cara if you apologize. We can share no big deal.

(Cara, a bit caught off guard) What?! Oh, yes, I apologize. I'm sorry. I suppose I am hogging Jack here... Okay, you can have him -- I need a break anyway! You weren't here last night! BWA HA! (Runs out of the room before Kim can unleash any wrath)

(Kim, not that angry) Fine but now that you have left I will just lock the door and never leave. Have fun outside listening. (Pushes Jack away from door and locks it.)

(Cara)... Bugger...

(Kim)... HaHaHa... I am a genious (Jack stop complaining your still going to get something.)

(Cara, fuming) Fine. I don't care. He'll realize that I'm better at it and come running back to me! BWA HA!

(Kim) Cara please, you are interrupting something important. (I'm sorry Jack continue.) AHHHHH! YES! JACK! I'LL MARRY YOU! TAKE THAT CARA!

(Cara, screaming and banging on the door) IT WON'T LAST!! JACK, YOU WILL MARRY ME!! NO IF'S AND'S OR BUT'S!!! YOU'LL THANK ME PROFUSELY SOMEDAY!! KIM, HOW DARE YOU!! JACK, OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT THIS MOMENT!!! STOP DOING... WHAT YOU'RE DOING (or who, in this case) AND GET OUT HERE! YOU WANT ME!! NOT HER! YOU SAID THAT NO ONE HAD BETTER HAIR THAN ME! THAT'S IMPORTANT IN A RELATIONSHIP! NOW GET OUT HERE!!!

(Kim and Jack come our door, not being able tp keep their hands off each other) Sorry Cara, but what can I say. You can't be mad at me, I mean would you say no to him, look at him. Besides I drink as much as him,and that is also important. And please don't curse our marriage. It will last.

(Cara, jerking Jack away from Kim) Try as you might, you cannot keep us apart, Kim! We are inseparable! (Come, Jack! We shall run to... somewhere with a lock on the door!) (*We run and lock ourselves in a random room*)

(Kim standing outside door) Jack honey, if you do anything I will not marry you anymore, and I will steal the Pearl and tell everyone what you just told me a few minutes ago. I'm sure dear Cara would love to hear it. And Cara come out, I have an idea. Let's make an agreement and I swear it wil be fair.

(Cara) You can't steal the Pearl!! That's mean!! What did he tell you!?!? Gurr!! An idea...? It will be fair, eh? Hm... sounds okay to me... Alright, then! (*Comes out of the room, arms around Jack*) But I'm not letting go of Jack. Anyway, we are going to make an accord?

(Kim) Yes, how about both of us marry him. One night he is yours and the next he is mine. Whoever he belongs to during the night, the other one gets him during the day. Accord? Oh yeah, and he said he was planning to dump us both on that blasted island once we set sail,said there was no reason to keep us really. I figure if we are both married to he, he'll have no choice but to keep us.

(Cara, delighted) Yes! Awesome! We'll both marry him!! Hey, wait! He was going to dump us on an island!?!?! Shame on you, Jack! (*Shoves him away*) But, okay, we have an accord! What about until then? Who gets him when? ("Shut up, Jack, yes, you are just a toy. Especially after what you said you were going to do to us!")

(Kim) I say we go right now and get married. As to who gets him first, hmmm, he proposed to me so I think I should.

(Cara) He did NOT propose to you first! He proposed to me while you were swimming here, isn't that right, Jack? You see? He nods! I win. If you don't believe me, we might have to settle this with a little... MORTAL KOMBAT!!! Or a swordfight! Or something that requires violence! Or maybe some Battleship... YOU DECIDE!

(Kim) How about we let Jack decide?

(Cara) Sure! Let's let him decide. ("Don't forget that you call ME Princess, Jack!")

(Kim) He calls me Princess too. But don't forget Jack, I can hurt a lot worse than her. (Jack runs and jumps off side of ship) Where is he going! He's trying to escape! Fine, but we get the Pearl!

(Cara) Heck no! I'm going after him! I'm the real Princess anyway! (*Jumps off side of ship, swims after Jack*) ("Darn it, Jack, you'd best get back here! ...Fine!!") (*Pulls out wand and aims it at him*) ("Stupefy!!") (*Jack stops moving, as he is stunned.*) ("Wingardium Leviosa!") (*Makes Jack float back up on deck. POP! Apparates aboard.*) There. Caught him. He's ours now. BWAHAHA!

(Kim) Whatever shall we do with him? How about we lock him in the brig and make him our play thing?

(Cara) Sounds good to me.

(KIM) Gibbs! Take Jack to the brig, Cara and I are your new captains. No Jack said did say that we could have the Pearl. Didn't he Cara.

(Cara) Of course he did. He'll tell you. Oh, excuse me for a minute. (*Hides behind the mast, pulls out wand and aims it at Jack*) Imperio! (*Jack sits up and stares blankly at Gibbs*) (He says: "Of course I told them they could have the Pearl. There's no one I love more than them. I should be taken to the brig if it is the wish of Cara and Kim. They are your new captains.") (*Comes out from behind mast*) See? Heard it right from his mouth. Well, do as he says.

(Kim) Actually it's do as we say. Now, and make sure that he doesn't try to talk you out of it. He's had some rum deprevation lately.

(Cara) Yeah, he doesn't know what he's saying sometimes. But what he said just then was genuine truth. I'm going to get my bunny suit while you're taking him down there. Be back in a moment.

(Kim calling to Jack as he struggles against Gibbs) By sweetie! Please get better soon, I want you to join Cara and I later for a nap time. And wait, bunny suit. Oh lord, here we go.

(Cara, a few minutes later) (*Sneaks down to the brig decked out in the sexy bunny suit.*) Hey, Jack, let's have a little fun. (*Walks farther into the brig*) Oh, Sweetbuns-- (*Gasps*) KIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!

(Kim in shock) Nothing, just making sure that he is woeking properly, I mean ummmm...that he is healthy?

(Cara, enraged) Whatta lame excuse!! How dare you!! What am I doing here? I was, er, just, er... Checking that you weren't doing anything to him! And my assumptions were correct! Why am I dressed like this? I, er, just decided to, er... dress for dinner that's all... Who are you to judge me?! Er, anyway, I'd like a word with Jack, so if you don't mind...

(Kim getting upset) It's not a lie, it's the truth. I swear on pain of death. Plus I wanted to see what this bunny suit looked like, interesting. I do mind though, see I don't leave you down here with him, dressed like that. I'll go stand in the corner. (Gets up and walks to corner)

(Cara) ... ... ... Bugger. (*Kneals next to Jack and whispers to him*) ("What can I say to get rid of her? ...What? Okay, I'll try.") KIM, YOUR DRESS IS ON FIRE!!

(Kim) Nice try but I don't feel no heat, and besides I'm no wearing a dress. And Jack stop helping her. I know you want to finish what we were doi...talking about. All you want is a good lay I swear. Be more creative Cara, don't say what Jack tells you to, he's in an idiot.

(Cara) ...Bugger. Hey, I think I hear something! Wasn't the Bush campaign ship coming by here? You can meet him! Just go up on deck and flag them over! I hear you can get an autograph! Give him my regards, for I shall join you momentarily! I cannot meet the President dressed like this! So, go on up and greet him for me!

(KIM) Cara you would be in a huge hurry if he were here. You wouldn't care what you look like. Besides this is not America, why would he be here? He isn't even born yet. You have to be a bit more creative.

(Cara) ...Bugger once more. You are smart. Too smart. Be glad I won't use a spell on you -- that's just rude. I am out of ideas, so i shall attempt at bribery! Well, then... let's see... I shall give you my giant sized Legolas poster if you give me a few hours here. What else do I have to give...? Hm... I shall also surrender half of this big Hershey's bar which I was saving for Jack and me-- I mean, I was saving it for later. It's really good. Do we have an accord?

(KIM) Candy and a fake Legolas while you get to have fun with the genuine Captain Jack Sparrow. No way, now if you let me have him for a month, a whole month with him to myself then we'll talk.

(Cara) A month?! I don't think so! Fine, I'll just have to take drastic measures! (*Runs into Jack's cell and closes the door behind me, grasping the keys in my hand*) What are you going to do now, eh?! BWAHA!

(KIM) Gibbs get down here, Cara has gone crazy and is trying to kill Jack! (Gibbs comes flying) Give me your spare keys. (Goes into cell and drags Cara out. Takes her to cell farthest away from Jack and takes keys from her. Locks her in cell and smiles. Then checks to see that she has both sets of keys, which she does). Do not let her out Gibbs.

(Cara,angered) Gibbs, I was NOT trying to kill Jack! You know I'd never do that! Kim is conspiring against me! You should leave now and let me settle this with Kim! Gibbs, frightened of two scary women, leaves and goes back up on deck. (*Pulls out wand, points it at lock*) Alohamora! (*Door unlocks*) (*Runs out*) You can't keep me from Jack! Our undying love is... undying! And... you can't come between us!

(Kim) Cara I am not trying to come between you. That is not Jack, that is Jack. (Says pointing to another Jack in the corner) The guy you were about to make out with is Barbossa's spirit using magic to pretend to be Jack.

(Cara)... ... ... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (*Runs to the real Jack's arms*) Thank you for saving me, Kim! But now that I have the real Jack... what are we going to do with the impostor?!

(KIM) I don't know, but we both cannot marry Jack if he is here. How about we listen to some country music really loud, I hear that ghosts hate loud music.

(Cara) Sounds good to me. Let us play... "Somebody Like You" by Keith Urban! Wait! I've got a better idea! We shall play a certain song that is the favorite of my friend Angela (I must dedicate SOMETHING to her!) To scare off the ghost, we must play "Forever Love" by the Japanese band X Japan. That will scare him off for sure. Once he's gone, we shall play Keith Urban and hang out with Jack.

(KIM) Great idea. (Cara waves wand and music begins to play. Barbossa screams and disappears.) YAY! LET'S PARTY.

(Cara) LET'S!

(KIM) DRINKS ALL AROUND!