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since: 08-13-02, id: 252132, Profile Updated: 09-27-09
country: United States
Author has written 45 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, Phantom of the Opera, Fruits Basket, Grey's Anatomy, Hellsing, Wicked, RENT, Final Fantasy X, Pushing Daisies, Batman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Batman, Devil Wears Prada, Mean Girls, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, 13 Ghosts, Resident Evil, Angel, Dragon Ball Z, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, and Repo! The Genetic Opera.

I am Kat Valentine. I love words, books, metal, showtunes, classic rock and Batman. Bruce Wayne is my fictional boyfriend. Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are my favorite Batman couple. I adore the Joker. I hope to, sometime soon, manage to get back into Wrestling and, perhaps, write some Chris Jericho filled fanfictions. I don't write with my pen, I write with my soul. Momentai, it means take it easy.

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1. In My Own Little Cell » reviews
Inmate number 0801. Name: The Joker. Afton Kennedy Flynn has a lot on her plate as Arkham's newest psychiatrist. Can she manage to, at the very least, integrate the notorious Clown Prince into normal behavior? Never say never..
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-24-09 - Published: 9-7-09 - Joker
2. Hunt reviews
-Post Hannibal- Dr. Lecter's life is incomplete without Clarice in it. After a lengthy repose, perhaps a new little game will stoke the embers in Agent Starling back to life..
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-23-09
3. The Princess and the Bat » reviews
When Harley Quinn decides to be free of the Joker for good, only one man can protect her from his inevitable onslaught. It's so unlikely, the way worst enemies turn to so much more. All you need is a little blackmail. -Eventual Harley/Bruce-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 10-5-09 - Published: 9-1-09 - Harley Quinn & Bruce W.
4. Trivial Pursuit reviews
Trivial: Of little value or importance. Pursuit: The action of following someone or something. What did Bulma Briefs matter to the Prince of all Saiyans? He was too good for a woman, anyway.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-30-09 - Bulma & Vegeta
5. Memento
-Post Chosen- Faith Lehane is both everywhere and nowhere. She'll never fit, besides, in a perfect world.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Published: 8-20-09 - Buffy S. & Faith L.
6. Impromptu reviews
-Circa 'Sanctuary'. Very Angel/Faith, hints of Buffy/Faith mentioned- Redemption is as elusive as peace and the attainment of it is just as painful. Angel can only watch Faith deal with her devils; his own will always be there.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-28-09 - Faith & Angel - Complete
7. Baptized reviews
-Resident Evil 5- She couldn't find her humanity as easily as she once could; oh, how the mighty have fallen. Jill Valentine can hardly look herself in the face.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-26-09 - Jill V. - Complete
8. A Desirable Madness » reviews
Andrea Sachs and her big, stupid, naïve, moronic, sweet brown eyes. Andy's resignation leaves a restlessly irate Miranda determined to sort out her thoughts, whether it be by pursuit or otherwise. Andy swears it's becoming a twisted form of courtship.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 9-14-08
9. An Insignificant Speck » reviews
-Buffy/Repo! Crossover- Rupert Giles can't possibly explain how he got where he is now.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-14-09 - Published: 2-12-09 - R. Giles
10. How To Raise a Ten Year Old During the Apocalypse » reviews
-During Season VII, possibly eventual Faith/Buffy pairing- After Willow and Buffy activate each Potential, the gang finds themselves in over their heads with a very unique one. Enter Cassie, a hyperactive ten year old. One problem. She's a Slayer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 1-6-09 - Buffy S. & Faith L.
11. Rarest Peace reviews
-Vaguely a couplet to my other story, Waltz and Tango- Buffy's hug feels infinite, and Faith is at rest.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-5-09 - Complete
12. Waltz and Tango » reviews
Buffy is structured, elegant though well put together; Faith is passion set ablaze, fire kindled aflame. When Faith sustains a formidable blow to the head, she has no choice but to shack up with the blonde Slayer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,403 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 11-22-08 - Faith L. & Buffy S. - Complete
13. End of Days reviews
190 word drabble on the episode 'Prophecy Girl' in season I. It's so easy when you're not the one about to die.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-25-08 - Buffy S. - Complete
14. The Jackal is Not a Woman reviews
-Not to be taken seriously, just for fun- Myself and a friend 'inherit' Cyrus' grand creation from her 'dead uncle' and thorough panic ensues. Twelve ghosts aren't fond of two teenage girls.
13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-3-08
15. A Paler Shade of Grey » reviews
-Third in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Harvey Tinkle, the unexpected Harley Quinn, finds herself pregnant with the Joker's child. When tensions between she and Cleave grow too overbearing, a certain villainess picks up the pieces. Enter: Poison Ivy.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,141 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 11-10-08 - Published: 9-1-08 - Joker - Complete
16. One Thing reviews
Regina George has gained and lost and gained again, but when it all comes down to it there's only one thing she wants. Femslash-ReginaCady
Mean Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-08
17. Irrevocable » reviews
As far as Ivy was concerned, once was too much. Getting rid of Harley Quinn and the feelings she came with felt impossible. A series of encounters and a number of lessons not learned.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-4-08 - Published: 8-23-08 - Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn - Complete
18. Dance With the Devil » reviews
-Second in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Trip, stumble, fall and bumble your way through, romance with the devil is romance, regardless. Harvey's learning that the hard way.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,961 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 8-11-08 - Joker - Complete
19. Roommates From Hell reviews
Set pre-Dark Side of the Moon and beginning Saviors and Hellion Smiles: Collab. between KatxValentine and Harlequin Sequins Chelsea Grant needs a roommate. Unfortunately, Harvey Tinkle fits that bill.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-12-08
20. Dark Side of the Moon » reviews
-First in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Gotham City is the new home to lackluster journalist Harvey Tinkle, a failure in most respects. But when she meets Cleveland, her neighbor, she's in for more than she bargained for. Enter: the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,368 - Reviews: 367 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 7-21-08 - Joker - Complete
21. Serpentine reviews
One-shot, Inspired by Heath Ledger's Joker The newly-appointed Commissioner Gordon and a certain Clown Prince of Crime have a chat.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-19-08 - Complete
22. Canine Mishaps » reviews
Puppies are always wonderful. Except when that puppy was once the Phantom of the Opera and is now your vicious little monster.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 11-10-05
23. Mishaps That Shouldn't Exist » reviews
Watch as I gradually mess up the plot to Phantom of my own fangirlish will. Revision of MegMichele, ChristineKat and the Gaping Plot-Hole .
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 6-24-08
24. Blond » reviews
Charlotte Charles has always, admittedly, admired a particular shade of gold, or any difference she, herself, could not possess. Olive Snook harbors that fiery uniqueness, but how will the brunette come about speaking how deeply she loves that? OliveChuck
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-5-08 - Published: 12-1-07
25. Suffering reviews
“We’re all dead,” she remarks, her stare distant, doomed, “we’re all done for because of me.”
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-5-08 - Christine
26. The Space reviews
Bruce Wayne bores holes into her when he stares; he eats away at her being with his cold, blue eyes.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-23-08 - Complete
27. MegMichele, ChristineKat and the Gaping Plothole » reviews
See what happens when I wake up as Christine and my friend wakes up as Meg in the Phantom universe. One issue, I'm deadset on making the Phantom happy and ruining the plot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,624 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 9-3-05
28. Anima:The Illness Inducing Aeon reviews
They had to do it. No one wanted to, but it had to be done. Anima. [oneshot]
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-19-06 - Complete
29. OWN reviews
Roger's emo. Mark is poor. Angel half and half. Collins is SMRT. Mimi got hit by a truck many times. Joanne's there. Maureen a whorebag. Together they form, THE CAST OF RENT!
RENT - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-18-06
30. La reviews
[oneshot]Erik's blood pressure is a thing to behold.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-15-06 - Christine & Erik - Complete
31. Download! » reviews
Integra loves her Corpsey. Corpsey wants a sandwich. Walter loves his Integra and is old. Seras loves her gun...ohh, and her master...mostly her gun.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 2-21-06 - Published: 11-20-05
32. Sometimes reviews
[Oneshot] Relationships are funny things...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-9-06 - Complete
33. Jade reviews
Third in my one shot series. Glinda takes one last look on that day, back at the Emerald City..to be read after 'Eyeliner' and 'Tiara'. Slightly slashy, not much though.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-3-06 - Complete
34. Tiara reviews
Time ticks and tocks, but you never forget what you lost. Slightly slashy, more drabble than oneshot.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-21-06 - Complete
35. In Dreams reviews
Only in dreams can she love him....[Oneshot]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-29-05 - Christine & Erik - Complete
36. Eyeliner reviews
And the eyeliner dripped down her cheeks, marring her infallibity, erasing her perfection...[Oneshot]
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-29-05 - Complete
37. Almost reviews
Almost, almost, but never quite enough....
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-20-05
38. Everyone Has Their Issues reviews
[Oneshot] Everyone has problems, Meredith Grey is no exception.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-16-05 - Complete
39. Bleed reviews
[Oneshot] And even when it's over, the pain never goes away.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-16-05 - Complete
40. All the World's a Stage reviews
All the world's a stage, and all its people players. Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-29-05 - Complete
41. Silence reviews
[Oneshot] When Erik calls into the darkness, there's never an answer to his pain.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-25-05 - Complete
42. Letting Go reviews
Christine Daae knows letting go will kill Erik, but what must be done must be done. For the good of everyone. Oneshot
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-05 - Complete
43. Things Too Big to Fit Through a Mirror » reviews
Ever wonder how Erik got all that crap down there....
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 9-9-05 - Published: 8-21-05
44. My Mirror reviews
The day before Akito dies, he orders a visit from the rat. But he gets more than he expected when Yuki Sohma stands up to him and says one last goodbye. Slight YukiAkito Yaoi, but barely even really there. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-31-05 - Akito S. - Complete
45. The Consequences of One's Actions' reviews
After Elphie left, the old Glinda was gone. There was but a saddened shell of her former self. Perhaps, a nice note can fix the broken good witch. One shot, playverse ficcy. R&R please!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-27-05 - Complete
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