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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Twilight, and Death Note. Hello, I am Kitty and welcome to my profile! It's small and lame but I wouldn't have it any other way _ 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 1. What would you say about your boyfriend? Love Story (by Taylor Swift) Hahaha, I wish. 2. What is the first thing you say in the morning? What's Up People (by Maximum the Hormone) XD 3. Your teacher is... The Great Escape (by Boys Like Girls) UHM!? Prelude 12/21 (by AFI) WTF? Man, I Feel Like A Woman (by Shania Twain) Well don't let HIM hear that! 6. What would your Best Friend say about you? Hanging by a Moment (by Lifehouse) I'm sure. The Invisible Wall (by The GazettE) Oh that's awesome... -_- Shut Up and Sleep With Me (by Sin With Sebastian) Itachi, what are you doing on my bedside table? 9. What did you do when you woke up this morning? Two Ton Paperweight (by Psycostick) Did I now? 10. When you open your wardrobe, you see... Always (by Saliva) Well at least I'm not blind! Push (by Matchbox 20) Did someone go into labor?? 12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called? Riot (by Three Days Grace) That's cool. Give's You Hell (by The All-American Rejects) That's lovely. Smile (by Lily Allen) Woo! :D 15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? Our Song (by Taylor Swift) That's EXACTLY what I'm doing right now! Collide (by Howie Day) XD 17. Your motto is... This Love (by Maroon 5) That's cool. Here Without You Baby (by 3 Doors Down) I wonder where they sell those... Dirty Little Secret (by All American Rejects) I'm gonna overlook the fact that I didn't dream TOnight, but instead deny this dream ever occured. 20. Any last words? Better Than Drugs (by Skillet) VINCENT NIGHTRAY CAN DIE. Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question. 1.How does the world see you? Sorry (by Buckcherry) Oh gee thanks, world! 2. Will I have a happy life? My Best Friend's Hot (by The Dollyrots) Ummm not in my oppinion... WTF?? 3. What do my friends really think of me? Battlefield (by Jordin Sparks) Um if you wanna look deep into that, then I guess it's true. 4.Do people secretly lust after me? Crazy Bitch (by Buckcherry) Okay...I don't know whether to take that in a good way or a bad way... 5. How can I make myself happy? Just the Girl (by The Click Five) What...The...Fuck??? 6. What should I do with my life? Move Along (by The All-American Rejects) Okay then! 7. What is some good advice for me? La La Lie (by Jack's Mannequin) Um...? 8. How will I be remembered? Those Nights (by Skillet) O_o What will go on during these nights I wonder? 9. What is my signature dancing song? Smile (by Lily Allen) Alrighty then! 10. What do I think my current theme song is? Seventeen Forever (by Metro Station) But I'm 14... 11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? So What (by Pink) Right... 12. What song will play at my funeral? Cold (by Crossfade) How nice... 13. What type of men/women do you like? I'm Alive! (by Becca) Well at least I'm not a necrophile. 14. What is my day going to be like? You'll Only Make It Worse (by New Years Day) Isn't that lovely? 15. What will tomorrow bring? Ready Aim Misfire (by New Years Day) That- makes no sense at all... Stereotypes are horrible, awful, and downright evil, so I have made a list of common ones. The ones in bold font apply to me. I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything wrong on the planet. I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m GAY, so I MUST have aids. I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control. I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I’m ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST be irresponsible. I’m JAMACAN, so I MUST smoke marijuana. I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be uneducated, play the banjo, go barefoot, and have a stupid accent. I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a control-freak. I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore. I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I wear SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut. I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money girlfriend. I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear socks with my sandals. I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST be smelly, sweaty, and love lasagna. I have STRAIGHT-A’s, so I MUST have no social life. I WEAR UNUSUAL CLOTHES, so I MUST be looking for attention. I’m a VEGITARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a poser. I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant. I’m BRAZILLIAN, so I MUST have a big butt. I’m PEURTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be self-centered. I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken. I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t. I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST be a prostitute. My HAIR GETS GREASY A LOT, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I DON’T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I’m TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I’m GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I DRAW ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I’m a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I’m an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I’m INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST be irresponsible, sloppy, and lazy. I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippie. I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be tall, blonde, and blue-eyed. I LIKE CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible. I LIKE READING, so I MUST be a loner. I’m a WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist. I LIKE GAMES, ANIME, AND COMICS, so I MUST be immature. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be paranoid. I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be cruel. I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid. I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled. Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey 1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why? 2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite? 3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite? This or That Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)? Annabeth or Rachel? Thalia or Luke? Riptide or Backbiter? Wisdom or the Sea? True or False (opinion based) Percabeth? Perachel? I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours. I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back. I have written fanfiction for this series. nooo... .; 1. First thing you wash in the shower? hair... 3. Do you plan outfits? Not really 5. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? the top part of the pepsi logo on my empty can of pepsi max. 11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? fear. THE CABBAGE PATCH KIDS SCARE MEEE DX 53. Ever walked into a wall? Yeah. too many times to count. The Stupid Test: (I've done whatever is in bold) 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on(For, like, a minute straight!) 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth I am adding this one myself :) 101. Have done a face-plant while sitting down. i got a 76/101... well looks like i phail! 8D MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS: 1. Do you think Iggy is hot? DEAR GOD YES!! AND HES MINE, ZOE! MINEEEE!! 2. Did you cry when Ari died? nope! 3. Do you think Fang is hot? YES! but, CURSE ZOE FOR CALLING HIM FIRST!! 4. How do you pronounce Ari's name? Are-ee 5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu? Hehe yeahh. 6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage? yes i did! 7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX? yes! it was so cute!! 8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up? no. i almost did though! 9. Who is your favorite character? IGGY!! 10. Do you like Jeb? Not really. He's a douche. 11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills? yeah. 12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW? Yeah. There was a lot of magical Faxness and what was up with the random global warming? 13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX? Yeah. I don't like little kids as it is. If Angel tryed that shiznit on me she would've been, like, slapped soo many times. 14. Which book is your all time favorite? I like all of them. Angel pissed me off in MAX though. =( 15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be? uhh, welcome to my life or me against the world, both by simple plan. 16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod? well, now i am! 17. Who do you think the voice should be? The Voice should be Itachi Uchiha. 18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument? i guess. 19. What bugged you the most about TFW? angel. grr. and global warming. and stupid freaking brigid. 20. MIGGY or FAX? neither. FIGGY! (take THAT zoe!!) List your twelve favorite PJO (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) Characters in no particular order: 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? 4) Do you recall any fics about nine? 5) Would two and six make a good couple? 6) Five/Nine or five/ten? 7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex? 8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. 9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff? 10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one? 12) Does anyone on your friends list read three? 13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven? 14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? 15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? 16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use? 17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? 18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "Is something burning?" - bella in New Moon. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? the rack of video games. 3.What is the last thing you watched on TV? Naruto Shippuden 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: uh 6:47? 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 7:03 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? the electrical heater. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? a few hours ago. to feed Saya (one of my cats) and to let Jack (my dog) out. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My computer. 9. What are you wearing? Jeans and a shirt. 10. Did you dream last night? no. wait yes i did! but i cant remember it though. something about a bathtub, bratz dolls, and Sasuke... o_O 11. When did you last laugh? the above quizes 12.What is on the walls of the room you are in? wood. 13. Seen anything weird lately? um. no. WAIT OMG THERE'S A COW IN MY HOUSE!! no, wait, its just my cat Noel. lol shes a fatty. 14. What do you think of this quiz? Its weird. 15. What is the last film you saw? The Orphan 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? my house. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: i want to strangle vincent nightray(from Pandora Hearts) with his own entrails. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? World peace. 19. Do you like to dance? Yup. But im self-consious and suck at it :( 20. George Bush: Is no longer president? 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Sakura 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Seth I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. List your twelve favorite Twilight Characters in no particular order: 2. Jasper 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? 5) Would two and six make a good couple? GOOD GOD YES!! unfortunately this will never happen... Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, SOPROL, 4-eyedDragon, Kate of Carlay, Rowena of Naxen, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, Kitty Uchiha 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are wierd and like it, copy this to your profile. If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books... copy and paste this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. If youve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile If you think Vlad really is a fruitloop, copy and paste this to your profile Many people fell for the trick that the person that played Yugi was a girl and the person that played Timmy was a young boy. if you're one of those people who LOOK at the credits and know the voice actors, paste this in your profile If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess, AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie (err... people laughed, and not to mention I was wearing a skirt XD ) Sangorulz(in school while wearing heels...clutz), AmethystDreamer (I run into things alot.) Seekerchick (sigh yes, yes i have), Bookworm81818(unfortunatly, i do this very often), Stormypoodle (I also have done this), Rowena of Naxen (and peole laughed...) If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods. On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??) On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?) On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after hot after heating." (And you thought??...) On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this... because?) On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody help me out on this. I'm a bit curious.) On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?) (I don't blame the company on this one; I blame the parents) On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a motorized scooter box: Warning: This vehicle moves.. Narutard Survey 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(S)? Sasuke. I also enjoy Itachi, Deidara, Suigetsu, and Naruto 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru!! or NaruSasu, whatever you want to call it. Also, I like SasoDei and ItaSasu. 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI!! 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Haha not yet. 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Oh God, where do I start? a Sasuke plushie, a Sasuke T-shirt, 2 Sasuke action figures, a Sasuke Poster, a Sasuke coin, a shit load of trading cards, a bunch of mini action figures, a shit load of posters I got from Posterzine, OH! and a Gaara shirt. 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yes. Sasuke. end of story. 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina. I don't like NaruHina. Like...at all. 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU!! Sakura can die somewhere cold. 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Hmmmmmm, tough. Probably team 7. 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Uh, no. Duh. 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? OF COURSE! where have you BEEN?? 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Can I say all of them? Haha if not, Dei or Itachi 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke! He's my lover!! Duh! He's had his moments, but I still love him. X3 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I haven't seen all of the fillers, nor have I seen all of the Shippuden episodes. I've been so busy . 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yus _ 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Haha no. He got over it. 17. Sub or dub? Eeehhh, I'll watch both, but I prefer the Dub. 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI!! I hate her!! . 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? He's annoyong, un! 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Duh. Madara Uchiha! 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Haha, how bout Ugly beast? haha, I like Gai but he's UG-LY! 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara. 23. Rock Lee Weird or Awesome? Weirdly awesome!! He's amazing! Yosh! 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? FRIGGEN ITACHI!! In my world he's a cookie obsessed stripper who spends his time molesting his brother! XD 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Durr. 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yesh. I just don't post them XP 27. Do you like lemons? YES GOOD GOD!! 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Duh. I go around screaming about them. 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No, Like I said, I'm busy :( 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Hahahaha yes. 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yep! 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I think so. Hmmmm. 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' I can't remember. Probably. 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Nope _ 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Haha he WISHES!! 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Depends... I'm severely curious about the content... 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No. WTF?? 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. YES!! WAY TOO MANY TO COUNT _ 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Hahahahahahahaha sort of. Do I still love him? yes. Is he still sexy? no. 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? I have many. 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Anime in general has taken over my life...But mostly Naruto, yes. 8D 95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout 'Jump Motherfuckers!' For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Gaara or Pain is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write a fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you draw your favorite Naruto pairing so many times they start to look like totally different people, and then laugh at it randomly. Crazy is when someone calls you normal and you laugh in their face. Crazy is when you constantly refer to yourself as 'we', but aren't exactly sure why. Crazy is when you make strange noises to make it sound like you're talking in a different language, when really you have no idea what you're saying. Crazy is when you started laughing over a random subject and did not stop laughing for hours. Crazy is when Naruto's daily routine starts to blend into your daily routine. Akatsukicons! Itachi -/ \- Deidara o.\/ Zetsu \o.o/ Tobi @ Sasori -.- Kisame =0_o= Hidan o.o 10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. A little boy walks past his parents room one night and looks in the keyhole. He then says to himself: "And this bitch gets mad at me because I suck my thumb!" After great sex, she laid there stroking his penis. He said: do you want some more? She said: No, I'm just admiring it... I use to have one... Cinderella was fired from Disney today. She was found bouncing on Pinnochio's face, screaming, "Lie, you little fucker, lie!" Mickey and Minnie went to court where Donald was the judge. Donald asked Mickey, "Why are you her today?" Mickey replies, "She's cheating on me." Donald says, "Well, why do you think so?" Mickey looks at Minnie who's giggling (hehehe) and says, "Look at her! She's fucking Goofy ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ If you believe that life starts at the moment of conception and that abortion is therefore immoral, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Obiwanlivesforever, Xaja Silversheen, Araloth the Random, no tears left to cry, Kitty Uchiha Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings... Some people see (or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!" Other people cry when they see (or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died... What I don't understand is this... Most people would slap you if they could when they see (or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink... Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading (or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing... Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics... My question is... Isn't love the same, regardless of gender? Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings? And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings? Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like! copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me. 95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshiPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Sakura Sama 101, Tatitails410, halfdemon-kai, Kazegami-inkpot, AdLibitium, MeKillAllenAndLavi, Emotive Gothika, Hentanimanga, no tears left to cry, Kitty Uchiha 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you squeal/nyah/make any high pitched noise after seeing something really, really cute, copy and paste this into your profile If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile If you have run into something you could have easily avoided, put this in your profile If you run into parked cars, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever lost your train of thought in the middle of a sentence, copy this into your profile If you have ever been about to say something but forgot it right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you have ever been about to say something but then someone interrupted you, and then when they let you talk you forgot what you were planning on saying, copy this into your profile 99.5 of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!! 93 of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, One Crystal Rose, Huskylover94, Darkfang323, Emotive Gothika, Hentanimanga, no tears left to cry, Kitty Uchiha Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you dont care if your not popular, you're just who you are. copy and paste this onto your profile and dd your name: Gaara's weakness, Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, darkpeatle202,Miss.KrAbBy McPatty, XxmiyukimaexX, Emotive Gothika, Kitty Uchiha If you have ever been so wrapped up in thinking about anime, anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this to your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile. If you know Revenge is a Bitch copy to profile If you ever fight in a chat room over a fictional character copy to profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If books,manga,anime,drawing,writing stories, Japanese things, Japan, and staying on the computer for several hours has tooken over your life, add your name to this list and then copy and paste this into your profile:japaneseanimelover03. Amuto-fan-Neko-san, Strawhat-Alchemist, x.Yue.x, Emotive Gothika, Hentanimanga, no tears left to cry If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile. If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you can't walk up or down stairs without looking at them, copy and paste this into your profile If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =D If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Akwon, SilentSnowDreamer, x.Yue.x, Emotive Gothika, Hentanimanga, no tears left to cry, Kitty Uchiha If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Akwon, SilentSnowDreamer, x.Yue.x, Emotive Gothika, Hentanimanga, no tears left to cry, Kitty Uchiha People say to me "What's it like in your mind?" and I say "If I find out, I'll let you know" "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former"-Albert Einstein Fucked up Insecure Neurotic Emotional Honestly I'm Fine! "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"- unknown Slinky + Escalator = Everlasting Fun! To "Emo" Kids: Notice I put qotes around the whole Emo part. If your reading this your probably one of those Emo Posers under the impression that dressing and doing your hair in a certain style classifies you as Emo. Well I must say you are totally wrong in thingking so. Dressing a certain way doesnt make you anything but clothed. Being Emo isnt about Fashion trust me I have Emo friends who are jocks Preps and Girly girls and so forth. Emo is a state of mind not a fashion trend and you posers wrecked it. Ive never seen so many "Emos" until Emo became "popular" Please realize your only following a trend and dont forget to jump on the next bandwagon when you get off of this one, you Shallow, attention seeking twerps. And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite insted The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry.I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die." I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives Tell sister not to be afraid, MomTell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die.I wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye. A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, i'm scared. Guy: No. This is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please, i am scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Can you slow down now? Guy: First give me a big hug. She hugs him tightly. Guy: Can you take my helmet off me and put it on you? It's bothering me. In the newspaper the next morning, a motorcycle accident occurred because of break failure. Two people, and only one survived. The truth was, halfway down the road, the guy knew the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him, and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then she had him put on his helmet so she could live, even if he didn't. He gave her 12 roses, eleven were real, and one was fake. The he told her, "I'll love you until the last rose dies." IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school 80 percent of young teenage girls think Zac Effron is HOT, if your one of the 20 percent who shake their heads sadly and dismissivley, paste this into your profile. If you find the idea of getting out of bed early about as appealing as scratching out your own eyeballs, please copy and paste this into your profile. People tell me i'm on crack, i tell them to shut up or i'm going back to Hogwarts. If you come up with some strange lines that make your friends laugh (or stare at you, causing an awkward silence) paste this into your profile. If you ever feel the need to kick your feet up on the desk and rest your hands behind your head in class, paste this into your profile. (doin it right now!) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva,Uchihablossom0626, no tears left to cry, Kitty Uchiha If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva,Uchihablossom0626, no tears left to cry, Kitty Uchiha If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile Naruto:Do I ever cross your mind? Sasuke: No. Naruto: Do you like me? Sasuke: Not really. Naruto: Do you want me? Sasuke: No. Naruto: Would you cry if I left? Sasuke: No. Naruto: Would you live for me? Sasuke: No. Naruto: Would you do anything for me? Sasuke: No. Naruto: Choose--me or your life Sasuke: My life... Naruto runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after him and says... "The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life." The man who says that he doesn't deserve you...is the man who deserves you the most Sometimes people put walls up not because to keep people out...but to see who cares enough to tear them down Don't fall for anyone unless they're willing to catch you... Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everythings okay, hold back the tears and walk away Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone I love my Crazy-Goofy-Stupid-Gorgeous-Weird-Lame-Socially Challenged FRIENDS Love your enemies it pisses them off! If you get ticked off because they show some love between your most favorited and hated character, post this in your profile. If you think animal cruelty is wrong-discusting-inhumane-JUST NOT RIGHT!! THEN POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!! Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. My name is Sarah Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the listSunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, BellaPerea, kairika, no tears left to cry, Kitty Uchiha REMEMBER WHEN .. If you HATE Gaara's father, Copy and Paste this on your profile A good girl is a bad girl who’s never gotten caught. "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda" Therapist = the / rapist... scary thought They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. "The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." "Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that." “I am sick of people having a near death experiences and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~TonyV. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. .:I walk in the rain because I don't care if I get wet:. .:I wear hand-me-downs because there are more important things in life than mobbing malls for new clothes:. .:I'm quiet in school because everyone's to much of a stereotype to listen to what I have to say:. .:I like to read so I can get engrossed in imaginary worlds:. .:I like to write because I feel safer in my Imagination:. Ten things to see before you die 1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal. 2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies. 3. Homer say something intelligent. 4. Taxes disappear. 5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes. (Check) 6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children. 7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect. 8. Wrestling people forget their moves. 9. The coyote catch the road runner. 10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing. ~Facts~Of~Life~ Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . Life was so simple when boys had cooties! If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. If you strongly believe that you are going to Hogwarts, just your letter is a bit delayed, paste this in your profile If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile If people question your sanity daily, copy and paste this into your profile Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. If you could read that put it in your profile If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If you think Miley Cirus is a loser who is going to end up like Brittney Spears, copy this into your profile If you hate rap, copy this into your profile If you hate hip hop, copy this into your profile If you think that girls are BETTER than boys, copy and paste this on your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, and you're proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel If you have OCHPD (Obsessive Compulsive Harry Potter Disorder) copy this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's character, Jasper, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile One of my current favorite characters is a character no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely georgous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is sitting in about every desk in your english class becasue you and your friends wont stop talking about Twilight and Edward so then your teacher tries to seperate you but it never works becasue the bond between Edward fans always bring you back together. Crazy is when your friend says OMC! excessively, just because with no reason. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list. 99.5 of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!! 93 of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, One Crystal Rose, Huskylover94, Darkfang323, Emotive Gothika, Hentanimanga, no tears left to cry, Kitty Uchiha I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT! Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! -If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. vampires! If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up. It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends. It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. YES!! You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder. I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "It's not me! It's the drugs!" Life isn't about waiting for the storm to end, it's about learning to dance in the rain I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong! You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the same time! If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you. Mental Health is overrated. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity. The road to success is always under construction. I'm looking forward to regretting this. I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity! Who laughs last, thinks the slowest. I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks. Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised. Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. Your village called, their idiot is missing. I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. “There is more than one path to life, which makes it even harder to get lost when you don’t know where you’re going in the first place…” Loves like a butterfly, if you chase it, it'll fly away, but if you wait patiently it will land on you when you least expect it Never say you dont have a a best friend is someone who screams to "What part of NO don’t you understand? The N or the O?" "Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people." "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." "Got Ramen?" "Randomness is the base of conversation." "I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet." "Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one." "Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me." "Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself." "Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" "If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige." Don't pity the girl with one true friend. Envy her. Pity the girl with just a thousand acquaintances. Sometimes life is hard to bear when a friend is just not there. Nations will rise and fall. Wars will be lost and won. Lives will begin and end, but a true friend is eternal. I am a Sane person in an Insane World! People can be either crazy or sane but only if they're both do they have problems. Let the world stop turning, let the sun stop burning, let them tell me loves not worth going through...if it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, the only dream that mattered had come true...in this life i was loved by you. The loneliest place i have ever been was not when i was alone...it was in a room full of people that never even cared. The loneliest place i have ever been was not when i was alone...it was in a room where i was in love with someone who wasn't in love with me. You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. The saddest thing in the world is when you look into someone's eyes and realize theyll never love you again. I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles, even when her heart is broken...and the one who could always brighten up your day, even if she couldnt brighten her own. It only takes one smile to hide a million tears. Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated. In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. ~Violeta Parra There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with. ~Harry Crews Sadness flies on the wings of the morning and out of the heart of darkness comes the light. ~Jean Giraudoux To weep is to make less the depth of grief. ~William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Tell me who's your friend and I'll tell you who you are. : Russian proverb Roman Tombstone: Do not pass by my epitaph, traveler. But having stopped, listen and learn, then go your way. There is no boat in Hades, no ferryman Charon, No caretaker Aiakos, no dog Cerberus. All we who are dead below Have become bones and ashes, but nothing else. I have spoken to you honestly, go on, traveler, Lest even while dead I seem loquacious to you. Don't laugh at people's dreams; Live for the moment. Everyone has problems, it's how you deal with them that separates you from everyone else. One of the worst feelings in the world is having to doubt something you thought was unquestionable. That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast. "Our bodies come and go, but this blood is forever." What's the point in living if you're already dead? Whispered voices inside my head. "There is no peace among the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter... and the laughter of the thirsting gods..." "Existing but not living. Watching the world go by as you wait in a window of silence." "A fallen angel: Destined to fly, broken and crazy but too strong to cry." Pick a rose from my grave Fallen angel with her broken dreams, .:Lets pass around the vodka and get wasted, lets see how many lies you've told in the past:. | |||||||
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