Update: 15th April 2010
Hey, long time no see.

It doesn't take a genius to figure out I haven't updated in a while (two years counts as a while? Really?), but this is an 'indefinite' update.

I'm pretty sure I won't be writing anymore fanfiction: I have too many original ideas in my head and they're too fun developing not to take priority over fanfiction. I'm currently planning a series of three (maybe four) books, but I won't be starting to write them for a while yet.

There's probably only one fic I like of mine on this site (which I wrote post-realisation-that-I-had-shit-OCs) and I kept the rest on here just to laugh at them basically. FF.net isn't notorious for 'in-depth critique', but recently I've been receiving some on pieces that're around two-three years old. Yes, I do feel bad for 'wasting their time', but it's also irritating that they can't take the time to visit my profile and read the disclaimer at the bottom.

I've saved them all to my HD, so I don't think there's any reason to keep them here any longer.

In the words of pre-realisation Ruby, sayonara minna!

(Now I just feel plain dirty typing that.)

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PLEASE READ BEFORE READING ANY OF MY FANFICS.
Have any of you heard of the term modesty?
If not, I advise you to look it up, I guarantee you have been a victim of false modesty before.
If so, I promise you, hand on heart, that what I am about to say is totally clean of false modesty.

Some of my fics are bullshit.

Yes, you heard correctly. Bullshit.
In school, I used to write on scraps of paper and then type them up. I recently found a motherlode of those scraps, which completely horrified me.

'Irresistably kawaii'? 'Chotto matte!', please. I want to beat myself up so badly for those shamelessly weeaboo statements. I apologise to those who received mental scarring as a result of them; I assure you that Ruby no longer speaks fluent Japanese, nor has a PhD in Math - they are complete Mary Sue qualities.

I would pull the chapters/fics if I could, but I can't bring myself to do it. I've had stories pulled on me before and it left me heartbroken (one even left me angry), so for those who are prepared to waddle through the bullshit and stay loyal to this point, you have a place in my heart.

If you are wondering what I consider to be the end of my bullshittery (Lol), the final chapter of The Fallen Angel and beyond satisfy my obsession with being my harshest critic.

I'm only sixteen; I have a long way to go in terms of developing my writing style. I just hope some of you can throw some lovely reviews/critiques my way to aid me.