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Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Halo, X-overs, Bleach, and Mass Effect. Hey, I'm Leonineus, or just Alex to my friends. I'm an eighteen-year-old male at college (high school to Americans, I've faced confusion when I've told American friends before!). I'm a diehard Harry/Hermione fan when it comes to the Harry Potter novels though I'm actually fine with any kind of het or femslash pairing as long as it is not completely disgusting. Harry/Hermione will always be my favourite though. In the Naruto fandom, I apologize if you don't like it but any story I write is going to be NaruHina or NaruHinaMulti. (With exceptions, which will generally have the alternate pairing pointed out.) Favorite quotes: 'Rule One: Don't try to touch him or anything that belongs to him, or he'll kill you. Rule Two: Don't use lighters and/or matches in his presence. Rule Three: Don't cancel genjutsus when entering his room, that's what he wants you to do because he enjoys hearing people scream. Rule Four: Always smell the room before entering. If it smells like blood, call some ANBU to search the room. He usually hides bodies in the ceiling so they drop down on people. Rule Five: Watch out for any strings or wires. If you find any, do NOT touch them, just mind your footing and slowly back out of the room. Rule Six: There is never just one Naruto in the room. Don't try to find them all, because you'll always miss the one that's in the most obvious place: behind you. Rule Seven: Do NOT touch his sword! He won't kill you for it, but the sword itself will. Rule Eight: Do NOT mention the word "Rapist" in the same breath as his name, there are many other ways of commiting suicide that don't involve nearly as much pain. Rule Nine: Don't call him "Demon" or anything of the like. He'll just laugh at you, then slowly drive you insane by making your life a living hell. Rule Ten: If he seems even the slightest bit angry, leave the room immediately and contact Dr. Mirano or one of his personal staff. Rule Eleven: Don't try to hide anything, emotional or otherwise, from him. He will get suspicious and make it his personal mission to discover your secrets, whether it compromises your wellbeing or not. Rule Twelve: Don't come in with an optimistic disposition. Optimism annoys him. Rule Thirteen: Pay attention to EVERY shadow in the room. If it moves, even when the object casting it doesn't, leave the room. If he tolerates you, you'll never know about the shadows. If he doesn't like you, that's a warning, and you have ten seconds to get out of his personal space. Less depending on what mood he's in at the time. Rule Fourteen: If you feel a breeze in an area with absolutely NO wind flow, DO A BARREL ROLL! Rule Fifteen: Keep your guard up at all times. No one WANTS to know where those four fingers have been... He's not a proctologist, after all... Rule Sixteen: Be ready to hand over your life savings if he invites you to Ichiraku for dinner. He'll leave you with the country's debts inside of a single bill. And finally, Rule Seventeen: When walking in the woods, never look up when a gust of wind passes you by. The cause may just kill you.' These rules are from Black Flames Dance in the Wind: Rise of Naruto. I have not read it, so I'm assuming it's a good fic. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3665921/1/Black_Flames_Dance_In_The_Wind_Rise_of_Naruto I have Aspergers Syndrome. Im damn proud of who I am. Its not a disease. I won't die from it. You cant catch it. So don't act like you will. It just means that I'm different, and a little awkward in social situations. If you are the same Copy, Paste, then add your name to the list. Ohioan0897, AspergianStoryteller, Leonineus, | |||||||
1. Lightning among the Stars reviewsFollowing a betrayal and attack, Harry and Hermione fall through the Veil of Death and end up... somewhere else entirely. The galaxy will never be the same... Rated M for large amounts of sexual content, violence and language! Written with permission!Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-28-12 - Harry P. & Shepard (F)2. Reign of Ice » reviewsWhile on a Konsō run in the World of the Living, Renji Abarai and Rangiku Matsumoto come across a small, scar-headed baby in the ruins of a house. After experiencing his impressive reiatsu, they take him to Soul Society. This... is Tōshirō Hitsugaya.Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,286 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 1-12-12 - Published: 4-25-11 - Hermione G. & T. Hitsugaya3. Blade in the Shadows » reviewsNaruto goes to Uzushiogakure because Jiraiya made a promise to his mother on her deathbed that he would take him there when he was old enough. There he finds the remnants of the Assassin Brotherhood, and takes up the mantle as the Grand Master. NaruxHaremNaruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,153 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 12-28-11 - Published: 2-3-11 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.4. A Brand New Christmas reviewsIt is Naruto's first Christmas after losing Jiraiya. How will he cope, and how will a certain blue-haired lavender-eyed kunoichi help make it a great Christmas for him? Unashamedly NaruHina though I have no idea how it got like that, slight OOC.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-24-11 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete5. Previews » reviewsThis is basically a little showground for all the plot bunnies from different universes I have leashed in the rabbit hutch of my mind to see what people think. There will be Naruto, Harry Potter and more here, so check back regularly!X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,889 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-22-11 - Published: 11-15-116. Team ROOT » reviewsDanzō knows the Sandaime will never consent to the Kyūbi jinchūriki being placed in his ROOT program, so he takes matters into his own hands, as well as those matters pertaining to a certain newborn Hyūga heiress... NaruHina, powerful!Naruto and HinataNaruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,172 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 12-11-11 - Published: 4-22-11 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.7. All For Her reviewsNaruto Uzumaki has, for his entire life, fought for his precious people. Now he's at his final battle, and now he may end up dying for his most precious person as well... Rated M for extreme violence and multiple character death! Corrected and reposted!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,747 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-20-11 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete8. The Rinnegan Maelstrom » reviewsAfter the unfortunate mishap in which Naruto kissed Sasuke, Sasuke's fangirls object... violently. During the ensuing beating, Naruto awakens a bloodline not seen since the Second Great Shinobi War. Powerful!Naruto, Naru/Hina/fem!SasuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,225 - Reviews: 234 - Updated: 9-9-11 - Published: 3-14-11 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.9. Whoever Brings the Night reviewsNaruto has had a secret concerning Hinata that he's kept from everyone since he was a small child. What could it be? NOT A SONGFIC! Rated M for certain elements within, but no smut unfortunately .Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-21-11 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete10. Konoha's Music Night reviewsUnashamedly AU. Basically Naruto plays a lot of songs, and various members of the Naruto gang sing the words. Enjoy!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-12-1111. The Bijuu Sage » reviewsAkatsuki have all the bijuu except the Kyūbi no Kitsune, contained by an eight-year-old Naruto Uzumaki. When two of Akatsuki's best are sent to capture him, what will happen once the sealing begins? fem!Bijuu harem, powerful!Naruto.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,746 - Reviews: 244 - Updated: 8-8-11 - Published: 1-1-11 - Naruto U. & Kurama/Kyuubi12. When Jutsu Go Wrong » reviewsWhen two jutsu combine, odd things can happen, as Naruto Namikaze just discovered. AU/AT, NaruxHaremNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 86,729 - Reviews: 219 - Updated: 7-18-11 - Published: 1-19-11 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.13. Both Sides of the Kunai » reviewsSet just after the first training exercise with Kakashi. Sakura is being a bitch and Naruto loses his temper. What will happen? Rated T to be safe; rating may go up in the future!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 167,963 - Reviews: 333 - Updated: 4-27-11 - Published: 10-19-10 - Naruto U. & Yugito N. - Complete14. Torn Apart reviewsWhile contemplating various matters pertaining to my other stories, specifically Kunai, a thought crossed my mind; what were the jinchūriki thinking while they were having their bijuu extracted? This is my thoughts on it. Enjoy!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-1-11 - Yugito N. & Nibi - Complete15. The CoreMage Legion » reviewsSet after GoF. Harry gets back to Hogwarts with Cedric's body, and quickly passes out in Hermione's arms as he succumbs to the aftereffects of a lot of Cruciatus Curses. Let's see what happens... Action and adventure abound! ABANDONED!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,176 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 3-9-11 - Published: 6-17-10 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete16. Serpent Souls, Merged as One: Triumvirate Edition » reviewsHarry is ten years old, and has no knowledge of the Wizarding World. What will happen, then, when he starts dreaming of a black-haired girl with azure eyes? HP/DG/HG ABANDONED!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,913 - Reviews: 201 - Updated: 3-9-11 - Published: 7-20-10 - Harry P. & Daphne G. - Complete17. Heir of Sword and Stave » reviewsHarry is kicked out of the Dursley's during Christmas 1989. He finds his way to London, where he wanders into the Leaky Cauldron and is taken in by Tom the barman. Harry's life is soon turned upside down, as secrets arise... ABANDONED!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,548 - Reviews: 415 - Updated: 3-9-11 - Published: 5-5-10 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete18. The Fading Spark reviewsDuring the final battle with Madara and Sasuke, Sakura is rendered the last remaining member of Team Kakashi. What will she do? Rated M for character death and extreme violence!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-16-11 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete19. Feigning It reviewsWhat if Spriggs and Willy didn't really hate each other? Triple MxMeme, SpriggsxWilly, spoilers for episode 14 in particular, rated M for implied sexual situations.Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-11 - Complete20. The Cat's Meow reviewsVoldemort has been dead for nearly eighteen years, and Harry Potter has been living a more or less normal life. What then will happen when an incident from their second year comes back to haunt his friend Hermione? WARNING: Mature material.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-17-11 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete21. Breaking the Kitsune » reviewsNaruto is finally sick of the Kyūbi messing up his life, so he decides he's going to get revenge on it. Rated M for a REASON, if smut offends you DON'T READ IT! COMPLETED.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 1-7-11 - Published: 11-6-10 - Naruto U. & Kurama/Kyuubi - Complete22. Preview of My Pale Eyed Angel reviewsPreview of My Pale Eyed Angel story I put forwards as an idea. Try it out, see what you think, and put forwards a review for me telling me your thoughts on what you think of it. I relish your opinions. Enjoy!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-1-11 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete23. Preview of The Cerulean Wyvern reviewsPreview of The Cerulean Wyvern story I put forwards as an idea. Try it out, see what you think, and put forwards a review for me telling me your thoughts on what you think of it. I relish your opinions. Enjoy!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-1-11 - Naruto U. - Complete24. Rise of the Byakugan Jinchūriki! » reviewsWhat if Naruto was born into the Hyūga clan and therefore had both the Byakugan AND the Kyūbi?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-19-10 - Published: 9-25-10 - Naruto U. & Temari25. Everlasting Love reviewsBasically a simple songfic during Harry's third year. Not much else to say. Read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-30-10 - Harry P. & Daphne G. - Complete26. Realizations reviewsWhat if Harry's thoughts on seeing Hermione at the Yule Ball were different? Read, enjoy and perhaps review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-17-10 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete27. You're My Best Friend reviewsA little songfic I came up with on the fly, to the tune of Queen's You're My Best Friend. Enjoy.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-11-10 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
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