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since: 02-26-07, id: 1228440, Profile Updated: 01-16-11
country: USA
Author has written 6 stories for X-overs, Metal Gear, Watchmen, One Piece, Final Fantasy VII, and Deadpool.

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Hmm, interesting, I would probaly have to go with Vexen or Luxord

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Well Larxene is hot as hell but a sadistic no-hearted bitch, so I'll have to say Aqua

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Hayner, you know why...because he was this close from being compleatly replaced with Zell! So why didn't you Nomura?

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Olette, every other one can at least fight

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Probaly Deep Jungle, shame it can't return

6. Least Favorite World?

Ugh...Monstro...

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Pumpkinhead, awesome reach and awesome look!

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Can I choose the wooden sword?

9. Fav. Summon

Tinkerbell, yes, heal me!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Anti Form, I wil claw your face, your face!

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Terra/Aqua, just something about their relationship gets to me

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Hmm, welll. ANY NOBODY WITH ANYBODY. NOBODY'S CAN'T LOVE, IT COMES WITH THE TERRITORY!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

I don't do crack

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Xaldin/Flounder (Why yes I did just make that up)

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

NO TREASURE PLANET WORLD! plus need more non Nomura creations, come on Kefka! (also, Nomura, NEXT TIME DON'T FUCK IT UP LIKE YOU DID WITH SETZER, Vivi was fine though)

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Cloud

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

No, they cannot love, no hearts, not to mention considering Saix has been trying to stab Xemnas in the back, it is highly unlikely

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No. Zexion is an intelligent schemer and manipulator, personalizying some based on a haircut should mean that Axel is a mad scientist

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

No, one, his hair is actually a brownish-red and sakura petals usually represent a great warrior in japanese culture, plus he can control plants, you have any idea what you can do it with that?

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Okay Kairi isn't annoying, useless, a bitch or anything else. FUCKING FANGIRLS

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Naminè. Olette is annoying

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

It's a prequel game for the PSP

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Nope

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Erauqs

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Considering my personality, probaly Leon

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Um nothing

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No and no idea

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Luxord: Parley!

Luxord does his homework

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Too many to count

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The forms

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel of Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Neither preferably

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

see 37

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream, it's ice cream! (and anyway have you tried it?)

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi, that shit's canon, Square said so

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion, (Simple and Clean has disturbing lyrics when placed with it's cutscene)

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Larxene, Aqua

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Soul Calibur

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel and Reno, Terra and Zack, Cloud and Roxas, Xemnas, Xehanort, Xehanort's Heartless and Master Hexanort(cheating much?), Ansem and Luxord, Ventus and Roxas

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

Kingdom Heatrs 3D

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, Organization, Drive Forms, Port Royal, actual cool outfit

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

EVERYTHING

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET!

Lord Gambit508

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (Quebecer, actually)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a rocker (we're talking about not necessarily making your own music, but being a rocker at heart) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, then do I ever feel bad for you.

If you like chocolate, find me someone who doesn’t. My friend, Rachel

If you realize that this ain't a scene, it's an arms race, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

BYAKUGAN!!

If you have four fingers and an opposable thumb on one or more hands, copy and paste this into your profile.

Experts say that if Hollister and Abercrombie said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore, 92 percent of the teen population would die. Copy this onto your profile if you don't believe this statistic.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something and now everyone is afraid of you because of its effects, paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as i do, PLEASE put this on your profile!

If you have ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation, paste this on your profile!

If you have ever T.V. and as soon as it went to a commercial you ask yourself, "what was i just watching?" copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this onto your profile.

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If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile.

If your a procrastination addicted idiot, put this on your profile.

If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile.

Thousand Foot Krutch, DragonForce, Voltaire, Sum 41, System of a Down, Papa Roach, Paul Stanley. If you know any these bands/ singers and love their songs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I do NOT meticulously watch American Idol and I AM PROUD TO ADMIT IT! If you're like me, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you feel religion needs to be on a different planet as far away from here as possible, copy and paste this into your profile.

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