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Fictionpress Account: Risa Isis ~ clickie :)

I'm on my fictionpress account more often than on here, though I still read Harry Potter, Warrior and a few other fanfictions. All my stories are currently on hiatus, but I am thinking of rewriting both Inkpoison and Hateful Truths. Thanks for stopping by! :)

Also, this entire profile is a bit outdated because Twilight is no longer one of my insane favourites (That kind of died with the new popularity the movie earned...) but I'm not going to change it because I still like it! XD

Name: Mysticstar

Real Name: Mysticstar. Moving on.

Looks: A sleek, long-haired she-cat with beautiful brown fur, with a golden spot on her forehead and a golden tail-tip. She is quite small for her age, but is swift. Mysticstar has a long tail and beautiful blue eyes. Oh, you wanted my real looks? Well, too bad, I’ll put them up when I want to… okay, I want to.

Real Looks: I’m short for my age (5’2ish) but I don’t mind… most of the times. I'm pretty smart, though I do have my blonde moments, haha. I have dark brown hair, that’s naturally wavy, which at the moment is quite grown out. And I am hoping to get a tattoo on my shoulder before school starts again this year. :)

Gender: Female, hopefully you’ve figured that out… If you haven’t, well… o.o''

Location: on that cotton candy cloudd =)

Age: Err, is it really that important? (A)

Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Birthday: Last century! o:

Muse: My muse... Comes from Lion King2 music. Seriously! o.o Or some other music, sometimes...

Loves: WRITING and READING and DREAMING. And my fam/friends and my cats. & my music, that too. XD annndddd, zomc, chocolate and laughing fits! XP

My Wifeys/Lovelies: 1. Shayla 2. Lydia 3. Caroline (aka my daughter aka my husband - it doesnt have to make sense ;)) 4. Yvonne 5. Erin 6. Ivy 7. Jelena 8. Genny 9. Natty +more

Unhealthy Obsessions: Holding doors, Laughing, Stacking chairs and Cats! xDD

Likes: Hmm, well obviously I like reading and writing or else I wouldn’t be here… I like autumn and summer, and I like cats, wolves and horses. I like I like rp’ing, the OC(Seth Cohen!)…. Harry Potter and Warriors fanfiction ... pirates and faeries and swans and butterflies... And stuff. That's all.

Dislikes: Eww. I dislike you. Yeaa, that's right. YOU. -_- Lol, no I'm just kiddin'... Umm, I don't like n00bs, flamers, cheaters... Backstabbers, and the normal stuffish.. I don't like fireseating fish, and I absolutely hate being inturupted when reading a good book; especially if you're at the climax. That happened to me while I was reading Twilight for the first time. -twitch- I was at the part where James bit Bella, and she was "dying"... then my mom called me and asked me to pack. -growls- I was really mad... but hurried through my packing to finish the rest of the book that night! -grins idiotically- But I also hate - I mean, dislike - fake friends. Those people who pretend to be your friend, but then go and talk about you behind your back - yeaa, those people. -growls- But I don't dislike much else, or at least nothing that comes to mind! (:

Favourite Music: Hmm, well I love Bryan Adams, Evanescence, Lily Allen, Avril Lavigne, Justin Timberlake, PCD, BEP, Fergie, Beyonce, Rihanna, Ciara, Bond(the best!), Maroon 5, Linkin Park, The Veronicas, Taylor Swift, State of Shock, Stereos, 3oh3, Elton John, Hans Zimmerman, James Blunt's Wisemen… All types really XD

Favourite Authors: Kara Dalkey, Garth Nix and Cornelia Funke, Erin Hunter, J. K. Rowling, Cathy Hopkins, and Kenneth Opal, Melissa Marr, Stephenie Meyer, Angie Sage, Sarah Dessen, LJ Smith... People like that ;)

Favourite Movies: “Austin Powers”, xD “Spirit; Stallion of the Cimarron”, PotC (all 3) but the first is the absolute best! "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas", “The Italian Job”, "The Sweetest Thing" (unrated version), “Peter Pan”(live version) and most original Disney movies that star animals, like “Lion King”, “Lady and the Tramp” and "Aristrocats" although I do love “Aladdin” and “Hercules” ;D I also love "Anastasia", "The Prince of Egypt", all the "Land Before Time" movies, urhh... "Mulan", and "American Tail". "Matilda". "Dan in Real Life", "National Treasure: Book of Secrets", "Golden Compass" and... more XP
Also, really, anything with a good love plot, as I love romantic stuff-ish or comedy movies lol. If they made a 'Twilight' movie, though ... I d'unno if it'd be on my favourites, because nobody can play Edward. NO-ONE! Okaii? Well, someone could but it wouldn't be very good... Only Edward Cullen can play Edward Cullen. Only him. &even if they did make a movie, they'd ruin my love for Edward Cullen by casting some hottie who doesn't resemble the Edward Cullen my mind created. :(
BUT THEY'RE MAKING A TWILIGHT MOVIE! -legasp- and that-dude-from-Harry Potter is alright, but if he's trying to play Edward Cullen... Well, I'm gunna wait for the movie to bash it. And, I think if you hadn't read the books, it'll be a good movie just as a movie, but as a movie-based-on-a-book, it might not be that great just because Twilight is an amazing book just in the way it's written and all... XD

(I know the movie came out last year, but this rant makes me laugh everytime I read it (I've been a fan for quite some time, shh, now leave me alonee) so I'm going to leave it up! ;) though Twilight is no longer one of my favourite books... oh well xp)

Favourite Books: The Heavenly Horse from the Outermost West (The best horse book. EVER. Seriously!), The Host, Ghosts I have Been, The Ragwitch, The Blue Girl, Heaven Eyes, Dragon Rider, The Thief Lord, The Book of Dead Days, Rewind, The Truth About Forever & other Sarah Dessen's books, 13 Reasons Why, Love is Hell, Wicked Lovely +more

Favourite Series: Water, Warriors, Silverwing, The Old Kingdom trilogy, The Seventh Tower, Harry Potter, Septimus Heap, The Mediator, NightWorld, His Dark Materials, The Immortal Instruments +more (In no particular order as I love them all... it usually depends on what I last read, because it's fresher in my mind and so I "love" it more, teehee)

Favourite TV Shows: Smart Guy, Hannah Montana, 8 Simple Rules, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, the OC, Gossip Girl, almost anything on Much Music - like Video on Trial ;)

Favourite Couples:

-- Warriors
Crowfeather and Leafpool
Crowfeather and Feathertail
Ravenpaw and Feathertail (Don’t ask, I’ve read it in a fanfic somewhere…)
Dawncloud and Thistleoak (my own charries)
Spiderleg and Whitepaw
Sorreltail and Brackenfur
Graystripe and Silverstream
Graystripe and Millie
Bluestar and Whitestorm
Stormfur and Brook

--Harry Potter
Ron and Hermione
Harry and Ginny
Ginny and Draco
Tonks and Lupin
Bill and Fleur
Harry and Luna
Luna and Neville
Luna and Dean
The late Severus (Snape) and the late Lily (Potter)
The late Lily (Potter) and the late James (Potter)

--Twilight
Edward and Bella (duh!)
Alice and Jasper (heart)
Jacob and Bella (You can't deny it, he'd make a good bf. If only Edward didn't exist...) (Please don't yell at me, this was my opinion BEFORE Eclipse. In Eclipse, Jacob was a jerk as well as Charlie. St00pid men. Edward isn't in this category because he's a vampire, not a man. So there.)
Jacob and Nessie
Charlie and Seth's mom.
Seth & ANYONE (L):D
Charlie and Renee
Angelina and Ben
Tanya and Darian (effection's fan-fic Burn Beautiful)

Just some useless stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else. Enjoy! (:

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901

And then there's Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987

Somebody is a bit cranky today... Have you had your daily dose of Edward yet??

TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.

TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime.

TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever.

TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles.

TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect.

TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.

TEAM BELLA: because she's Edward's girl.

TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks.

You sit and listen while I talk about fictional characters like they actually exist.

This is for all those girls who wanted to murder Jacob when he kissed Bella.

My boyfriend is a vampire, OH WHAT NOW!?

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back.you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU

It's just a lil' too late cuz I'm bringing sexy back&as a matter of fact my chain DOES hang low so smack THAT!

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! (ebil style!)

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. (and that's being generous)

OMC : Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goooooooooooood

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. (so true)

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! (There's also "I'm not as think as you dumb I am". Like, totalleyy.)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! (my nickname is Cookies... The dark side has Me! Whhheeeee! )

or, even better: Come to the dark side. We have Edward Cullen.

If Bella and Edward don't stay together, I swear I'm gonna stab someone.

I can only please one person per day. Today's not your day. Tomorrow's not looking so good either.

I read New Moon and Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD(screw that...I'm gonna knock him SENSELESS til he's ded. Especially after Eclipse) (No matter HOW sorreh I feel for him, he is screwing with the wrong girlher vampire. -growls-)

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Let's call him "Joe". (yes, of course, he is now joe -coughedwardcough- )

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man. (Vampire? Possibly. Man? Never. Pfft...)

I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. (I'm in the third group! XP)

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

What's the difference between a girl with PMS and a rottweiler? Lip-gloss.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a--hole!

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

When you're at the movies and the person besides you asks "Did you SEE that?" - well, no I didn't, because I payed 10 flippin dollars to come and stare at the ceiling. Dimwit.

"Can I ask you a question?" Well, sunshine, didn't give me much choice now did you?

Live a little. Because you can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.

~10 Ways To Act Like A Retard~
1. Pull on a "push" door.
2. Talk backwards
3. Say you're going to mow the cat and feed the lawn.
4. Say random things at random times... Oh look! Freddy the Polar Bear followed me home from the pizza store:P
5. When you hear your name say, Dumm Dumm DUMMM...
6. Go to an Itallion restaurant and ask for sushi.
7. Try to speak Japanese to a Spanish lady.
8. Try to pay with a credit card at McDonald's for a 1 thing.
9. Ask yourself a question and then answer it.
10. Run around with your eyes wide open yelling, "I'M A TREE STUMP!"

~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask For Directions To A Place You're Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

Hpw To Install A Home Security System In The South:
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
outside.

--"Cooter"

"TOP 5 REASONS WHY INSANIY IS AWSOME:
1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the street.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all." - Reggithetubaman

Well, that's all ...
Check out my site at www.freewebs.com/risaisis

Fanfics:
Inkpoison: This is the story of Jade, a ten year old girl, who one day goes to the library to escape the jungle of her mad house. Once there, a young man comes in and begins reading her favourite story: Inkheart. As the young man - really only a teenager - reaches the part where Jade's favourite character, Dustfinger, dies, Jade mysteriously disappears - only to find herself in the story! Tag along with Jade as she watches Dustfinger's death firsthand, finds the Secret Camp and gets adopted by Roxane, who offers to teach her how to dance and sing! But life's no fairy tale; sooner than she had hoped, her life falls apart as a woman close in Jade's life falls ill and is on the brink of death. Now it's up to Jade and an annoying boy, older by only a few years, to fetch the antidote from Nettle's relative who lives out in the uncharted wilderness...
FORMALLY KNOWN AS INKLOVE

Hateful Truths: Generations after the legendary four Clans settled by the Lake, a prophecy is made. A prophecy about the descendants of 'Fire' and 'Tiger' - Firestar and Tigerstar. We soon learn that the descendants are from separate Clans. Rippedstar, a wicked leader of the Clan in which Thistlepaw (Tigerstar's descendant) comes from, decides to take matters into his own paws and orders Thistlepaw to do the unthinkable: Make friends with Duskpaw, Firestar's descendant, and when they're close... catnap her and demand larger territory for the safe return of Firestar's descendant! Thistlepaw unwillingly obliges, and the two apprentices get close... But what was supposed to be fake affection turns into the real thing - and Thistlepaw has to choose between loyalty to his Clan or loyalty to his heart; and no matter what he chooses, his future is all up to Duskpaw...

Songfics:
I Won't Say(I'm in Love): The song from Hercules, version by the Cheetah Girls. The idea is not mine, but is my friend's, Panda's. This songfic is about Squirrelflight's feelings for Brambleclaw, and how she thinks he is betraying ThunderClan... and yeaa. XD

Whenever, Wherever: Graystripe and Silverstream show their feelings in the famous song by Shakira!

Weight of the World: Get inside Brambleclaw's mind and his feelings on his father and Squirrelflight in this new song by Evanescence.

Sound the Bugle: You all know the movie Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, right? This song, by Bryan Adams, seems to fit this Crowpaw/Feathertail songfic better than Spirit's agonizing tale! ... Okaii, maybe not -sheepish grin- But almost!

Surrender: An Ashfur Songfic: In this songfic, I chose Surrender by Billy Talent. We see how Ashfur feels and how he fights in the battle for Squirrelflight.