I am a human ODST/SPARTAN who hates the Covenant (even those who followed the Eliets at the end) and if I see any, I shoot first and ask questions later.

As follows are some quotes I enjoy.

ALIEN series Quotes:

Lambert: I can't see a goddamn thing.
Kane: Quit griping.
Lambert: I like griping.

Frost: Man, I'm telling you, I got a bad feeling about this drop.
Crowe: You always say that, Frost. You always say, "I got a bad feeling about this drop."
Frost: Okay, okay. When we get back without you, I'll call your folks.

Hudson: We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!

Ripley: Get away from her, you bitch!

Dillon: You're all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your fuckin' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say Fuck that thing! Let's fight it!

Ripley: Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?
Johner: I can get you off. Maybe not the boat.

Ripley: Why do you care what happens to them?
Annalee Call: Because I'm programmed to.
Ripley: You're programmed to be an asshole? You're the new asshole model they're putting out?

Johner: Earth, man. What a shithole.

Johner: Hey, Ripley. I heard you, like, ran into these things before?
Ripley: That's right.
Johner: Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?
Ripley: I died.

Distephano: I thought you were dead
Ripley: Yeah, I get that a lot.

JohnerWhat's burning?
Vriess Us!
Johner Shit! You're right!

Johner: Well, I say if we wanna make any decent time, I say we ditch the cripple.
to Vriess
Johner: No offense, man.
Vriess: giving him the finger None taken!

SUPERNATURAL Quotes

(Dean turns on the radio)
Sam: (incredulous) Bon Jovi?
Dean: Bon Jovi rocks! On occasion.

(after Dean's given a touching speech)
Dean: What do you think?
Sam: I think you totally should have been jamming Eye of the Tiger right there.
Dean: Oh, bite me. I totally rehearsed that speech, too.

Bobby: Well, you got just over five hours to go. You're piercing the veil, Dean, glimpsing the "B" side.
Dean: Little less New Agey, please.
Bobby: You're almost hell's btch, so you can see hell's other btches.
Dean: Thank you.

Jake: Go to Hell.
Yellow Eyed Demon: Been there, done that.

Dean: I got a year to live, Sam. I’d like to make the most of it. So what do you say we kill some evil sons of Bitches and we raise a little hell, huh?
Sam: You’re unbelievable.
Dean: Very true.

RED VS BLE Quotes

Church:

I'm already dead bitch

There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day

I mean if I was killed by an alien, or a mobster, or you know, like some sort of sorority blowjob massacre, that I can handle.

You know what? I fuckin' hate you.

Oh son of a...

Hey is my body on straight?

Dibs.

Relax, I'm not going to give it a cold. I'm just gonna go in there. Step on its neck. And shoot it in the head. Because that's how I roll.

I can't believe I died for this war.

If that thing keeps talking bad about me, I'm gonna fuckin' smash it!

From now on if anyone's gonna make my girlfriend cranky and psychotic, it's gonna be me.

Nope, no matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching

Okay guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, AND our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised in our base right now. So I really, really, REALLY don't have time for this HORSESHIT RIGHT NOW!

He is not pregnant!

There is no eleven, YOU FUCKING WHORE!

Regarding his sniper rifle I swear, somebody is fucking with the sights on this thing when I'm not looking.

I got half a mind to kill you...and the other half agrees.

Holy crap, WHO IS RUNNING THIS ARMY?

I will fucking stab you computer phone lady!

You will fear my laser face!!

Dude, you guys are some cold motherfuckers.

Caboose:

While tapped into his rage My name is Michael J. Caboose and I... hate... BABIES!

(In regards to Sheila the tank's instructions) Why is there six pedals and only four directions?

Don't cock-block me!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff!

Time LINE...? Ehh, time isn't made out of LINES. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!

I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS!

I don't want to live in a world without big explosions!

Tucker did it!

Look sargeant, more sleeping people. It must be nap time!

I AM CABOOSE, THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!

have a first place ribbon in doing nothing, it's the same color as last place... it's purple

Does talking count as moving?

What if Tucker is contagious...I do not want to catch pregnancy!

Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way.

Hey chicka bump bump

OH crap, OH crap, OH crap, running, running, running!!

LOOK...a tel-i-ma-scope

Hey chika bub bub

Tucker

Bow chicka bow wow!

You shot Church you team killing fucktard!

Hey I like thinking inside the box. I feel safe in there.

I just wanted to say I've got a hard-line Tex could use. Bow chicka bow wow!

Fuck that, I'm pissed! Let's fight!

dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in the tank!

When told he's given birth It's not mine! I wasn't even in town that week!

Oh fuckberries!

For the record I want you to know rocks arn't people.

Tex:

You cockbiting fucktards!

Buenos días, cockbites. Guess who's back?

Asshole!

Hey punk, I don't need a weapon to kill you.

Hey, you're the girl who killed me!

After killing one of a large group of soldiers Alright, who's next?

Sarge:

The blues never sleep! They're too busy plotting to destroy our way of life. That's how you can always spot a blue, Donut. They're always conniving and scheming. Sometimes they do both! I call that...Schenniving!

Bluetard

I LOVE BLOOD AND VIOLENCE! I'VE GOT A BONER FOR MURDER!

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE...No it's gotta be today...For our ancestors! Rushes into battle

But I was so young and violent.

regarding Lopez' love song to Sheila) That sounds like the feral cry of a retarded Mexican sasquatch.

You just got Sarge'D!

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY FOR YOU TO DIE! "Referring to Grif"

Chupathingy / Chupababy

I ONLY DRINK THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES!!

Grif

As a hostage demand I would just like to let everyone know...That I suck...And that I'm a girl...And I like ribbons in my hair...And I want to kiss all the boys.

Semper fi, bitch!

I think it looks more like a puma

Simmons

Oh, you back-stabbing cockbite!

Oh, you backstabbing assmonkeys!

Shotgu...fuck!

I can't believe I donated organs for this fucking war.

I already told you, I'M DUTCH IRISH!

Donut

Regarding his armor color It's not pink, it's lightish red!

Simmons! I need your ovaries!

Conundrum? Dilemma? A threesome with cheerleaders?

(Regarding the plasma grenade on his head) What is it? Is it a spider? GET IT OFF!