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Author has written 31 stories for Angelic Layer, Card Captor Sakura, Foxtrot, Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Legend of Korra, Sherlock, and Twilight. December 30th, 2010. Whoever out there voted in the Deathly Hallows awards, Speechwriter offers you her most humble thanks! She won two categories (best rare pairing and story you couldn't stop reading) and whoever designed these gorgeous banners is awesome. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hCJfr7Mhkq4/TRwSESJgjpI/AAAAAAAAAEo/jQ5sC1iS3_E/s1600/bestuseofrarepairingwinnerWIN.jpg Oh and also she got a special mention for being nom'd (om nom nom) in 5 categories. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hCJfr7Mhkq4/TQrn6eVL4-I/AAAAAAAAADc/Z9zVVBv1GXQ/s1600/specialmention.jpg Speechwriter hopes everyone's Christmas was lovely and she hopes your New Year will bring you tidings of comfort and joy. Etc. Speechwriter's rules for the internet: For writing, Speechwriter's advice is to be respectful in two ways: A. Be respectful as an author by trying your hardest to create what you think is your best. B. Be respectful as a reader by assuming that the author has completed step A. Natural action to follow: Don't be rude about other people's hard work. Speechwriter humbly suggests that you stick to reading her Harry Potter, Sherlock, and Korra works. The rest exist for sentimental value, so that when Speechwriter is old and graying, she may glance back at this page and chortle quietly to herself. For literary consumption, the one-shots tend to be most nutritious. Be warned. Speechwriter is a proud member of the best crackship around: Hermione Granger and Tom Riddle. She recognizes the ludicrous nature of the ship, and she embraces it. She hopes that, after cautious ingestion, you may also find this sweet and unusual treat palatable. Fun fact: Speechwriter thinks that people who speak in third person are fancy. A bit about Speechwriter: Proud commercial fiction writer. Probably wouldn't know literary fiction if it walked up and bit her on the ass. 18. North Carolina. Online alias: Mari. (Her actual name is intensely Googlable.) tumblr url: batmansymbol. Warning: While on tumblr, Mari is inexplicably possessed to use excessive amounts of punctuation, abuse the caps lock button, and generally speak a language that may or may not be English. ("HHHHNNnnnnG FEELS CAN'T!!!? ffffffhhhgg") | |||||||
1. Like Rosin on Heartstrings reviewsIt is seven months and twelve days after the fall, and Sherlock Holmes has returned to 221B under cover of night to retrieve his violin. Things most definitely do not go as planned.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-1-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete2. Ad Infinitum » reviewsAs he forges inexorably toward the end of time, he may come to wonder if this is a world worth ruling.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,387 - Reviews: 228 - Updated: 8-1-12 - Published: 2-28-12 - Tom R. Jr. & Hermione G.3. Bent and Broken reviewsSherlock Holmes is many things: consulting detective; non-bender; semi-sociopathic descendant of the once-Fire Lord Azula. John Watson is many things: waterbender; ex-soldier; healer; live-in P.A. to Sherlock Holmes. And the man they find in the alley is many things, chief among them, dead. This mini-murder mystery is set 90 years after Korra, with the new technology that entails.Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-17-12 - Sherlock H.4. angels long fallen reviewsThe one thing Sherlock doesn't know about Jim Moriarty is the most important.Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-29-12 - Sherlock H. & J. Moriarty - Complete5. But, Not If reviewsFew missteps have cut a man so deeply as this one did him. No Reichenbach involved.Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-23-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete6. Rewind reviewsSherlock's need is a prison with an open door, and John chooses to stay.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-21-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete7. Silver Tongues and Sapphire Eyes » reviewsHe seeks victory in the ruins of the revolution, and Korra will fight him with all her strength. But some types of power cannot be fought with strength alone. Some types of power destroy you from the inside out. Some types of power swallow you whole.Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-3-12 - Published: 4-22-12 - Korra & Amon8. Have a Nice Day! » reviewsTom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,997 - Reviews: 776 - Updated: 4-21-12 - Published: 7-5-10 - Hermione G. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete9. Tomione as Written by Ernest Hemingway reviewsShe met him when she stopped her walk beside the small wooden house which was lit by a pair of torches in iron brackets.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-8-12 - Hermione G. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete10. Avada Kedavra Anonymous reviewsNo one missed Riddle's pale fist tightening around the useless wand in his lap. "I am Tom," he ground out. "I am here for the sole reason that the alternative was community service." / Hermione moderates a post-Avada Kedavra support group. Chaos ensues.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 102 - Published: 2-24-12 - Hermione G. & Tom R. Jr.11. Missing reviewsGeorge is trying to find something.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-1-12 - George W.12. Fix Me » reviewsSometimes hatred is the only way to find out who you really are.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 12-22-11 - Published: 12-10-11 - Hermione G. & Draco M.13. Tied for Last Original Ending reviewsWarning: This will make absolutely no sense if you haven't read up to Chapter 32 of Tied for Last. Just so you know.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 118 - Published: 7-30-11 - Hermione G. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete14. And Then There Were Two reviewsIf you were watching, you wouldn't be able to do it without squirming. Microflash.Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-8-11 - Cedric D. & Edward15. Gamp's Law reviewsMyrtle Westing-Smith was the first person to die at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for 67 years, 4 months, and 6 days. The student who died 67 years, 4 months, and 6 days before her did not have nearly so pleasant a death. One-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 7-3-11 - Complete16. De Craticula Politiana reviewsWhere are Patronuses when they aren't called? One-shot written for Qoheleth's Malachy O'More challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-1-11 - Complete17. A Love Story reviewsWho's really Hermione's true love? No OC; canon-compliant. Yet... mysteriously... no Ron/Hermione. A short and lighthearted take on the most passionate romance in the Harry Potter world!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 10-11-10 - Hermione G. - Complete18. Evolution reviewsI am everything the world has made me, a tragedy and a thirst for vengeance. No OC.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 9-25-10 - Complete19. Erised reviewsThe days are getting a little too similar, but what is there for her to do differently?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 9-15-10 - Hermione G. - Complete20. Tied for Last » reviewsHermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,583 - Reviews: 2012 - Updated: 9-10-10 - Published: 6-6-10 - Hermione G. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete21. Behind Dry Eyes reviewsHis hands are bloodied, but this boy does not cry, and he has his reasons.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-17-10 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete22. The Taste of Defeat » reviews-Sort of old work- Sokka has been captured by the Fire Nation, but he's made a promise, and he will not break. T for violence; bear with me the first couple of chapters! A Sokkla fic, because Sokkla is hot. Possibly also Kataang, with background Tokka.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,092 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 6-8-10 - Published: 10-7-07 - Sokka & Azula - Complete23. Banana Pancakes reviewsA quiet morning. Prose, based on Banana Pancakes by Jack Johnson. Short and sweet - enjoy.Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-11-09 - Syaoran L. & Sakura K. - Complete24. The Higher You Aim » reviews-OLD work- My mom used to tell me that the higher you aim, the farther you have to fall. I've aimed about as high as it gets: Li Syaoran, son of a lord. And then there's me, Sakura, the blacksmith's daughter, who's not planning to fall any time soon. SSCard Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,309 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 7-2-0725. Stone reviews-OLD work- Help me discover what really happened to them. Maybe she'll learn something along the way. Maybe he won't. SS. T for language, mainly.Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-21-08 - Sakura K. & Syaoran L.26. Notes on the Sun reviews-OLD work- A Zuko oneshot. No pairings. His reflection on life so far, etc. Advanced critiques much appreciated!Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-19-07 - Zuko - Complete27. The Artist » reviews-OLD work- He hates her because she's perfect. He spreads rumors about her, and they get way out of hand. Ironically, only then does he realize that he doesn't hate her... maybe he even loves her? T: language. Undergoing renovation.Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,024 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 7-5-07 - Published: 11-7-06 - Sakura K. & Syaoran L.28. Concrete Amber » reviews-OLD work- Perhaps another day, you'll touch my life, through this wall of amber. And the alien sensation I get as I hear your silence will be mine. Oneshot, SSCard Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-29-07 - Published: 6-26-07 - Sakura K. & Syaoran L. - Complete29. Hate has a Song » reviews-OLD work- This story is about a girl, sixteen years old, with the most destroyed life one could imagine. She has only one solace: revenge. Can she be pulled from this violent mindset by being loved? SxS!Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 12-27-06 - Sakura K. & Syaoran L.30. A Day in the Life reviews-OLD work- Semidrabble. Paige gets slightly more creative with her torture methods.Foxtrot - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-22-07 - Complete31. The Newbie » reviews-OLD work- A new Deus, Akiru Takahashi, starts to play and makes friends with Misaki, not knowing that she is the deus whose angel he admires. Complete.Angelic Layer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-20-06 - Published: 6-3-05 - Complete
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