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Author has written 33 stories for Naruto, Anime X-overs, Kingdom Hearts, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Kuroshitsuji, Invader Zim, Assassin's Creed, Metal Gear, Sherlock, Parodies and Spoofs, and Avengers. Welcome to my Fanfiction. I hope you enjoy the stories. ALSO: I write mainly gay, and I write about things that I know well. I attempt to make my fanfictions sound alike to the characters. Please review nicely. I actually got a few hate-reviews, which made me giggle, but I thought I should post this. I'll try to refine a warning system to my readers! I also have a tumblr (bendydick-cucumberpatch.tumblr.com), so follow me, and I'll follow back of course!! :D | |||||||||
1. How GLEEful our life is reviewsSebastian finds Jim Moriarty watching GLEE and doesn't know how close it'll bring them.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-18-12 - Sebastian W./Seb & J. Moriarty - Complete2. It's too hot! reviewsBenedict Cumberbatch can't get to sleep one night for it's too hot and humid. His thoughts begin to wander elsewhere. (Rated M for Masterbation... No, I don't regret anything)Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-28-123. Chase Me reviewsBenedict Cumberbatch's wife gets into a silly mood one night when he comes home from Frankenstein. (Third Person reader story, Rated M for sex)Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-28-12 - Complete4. I'm homeSherlock has been gone for 3 years and John has found some small bit of happiness in Mary Morstan. It isn't enough as John is still tearing himself apart of Reichenbach.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Published: 7-12-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete5. Midnight Surprise reviewsEzio swings into Rosa's room one night for a little bit of fun with her. PWP smut.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-1-12 - Ezio A. & Rosa - Complete6. Game Paused reviewsSherlock and Moriarty pause the game they're playing to get something out of their systems that they've wanted to do for awhile. PWP smut with blood play, dub con, and whippingSherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-12 - Sherlock H. & J. Moriarty - Complete7. Kneel for me, you Midgardian fool reviewsPWP Shameless smut between Sherlock and Loki who meet in a London Alley in the middle of the night.Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-12 - Sherlock H. & Loki - Complete8. Stay Still! reviewsLeonardo da Vinci is attempting to paint the man infront of him to no avail. PWP, m/m sexAssassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-12 - Ezio A. & Leonardo da Vinci - Complete9. Breaking the Diet reviewsMycroft's passion is really cake, but Lestrade stops by to say hello. Slight food fetish, m/m, slight swearing?Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-27-12 - DI Lestrade & Mycroft H. - Complete10. The Doctor is Coming The Master is Back » reviewsA young woman named Skylar receives a very strange letter via old man.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-7-12 - Published: 7-4-11 - 10th Doctor & The Master11. The Wife and The MistressThe TARDIS is the Doctor's wife, and Rose turns out to be the mistress. Short little drabble with some fluff.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Published: 4-3-12 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete12. Happy Valentine's Day, love reviewsSherlock plans a little date for the two of them on Valentine's Day. Rated M for fluffy, lovey sexy times.Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete13. Prisoner reviewsEzio is taken prisoner by the Borgia, only to be abused. Rated M for rough sex, rape, and PWPAssassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-14-12 - Ezio A. & Cesare Borgia - Complete14. How about some comfort? reviewsDesmond is having nightmares again. Rated M for smut and PWPAssassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-12 - Desmond M. & Shaun H. - Complete15. I'm worriedMachiavelli is worried about the future and Ezio calms him down. M for smut and PWP.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Published: 2-14-12 - Ezio A. & Niccolò Machiavelli - Complete16. The New Kid » reviewsRoxas is a new kid at the Destiny Island's high school. His personality quickly drew him to a group that includes a flaming red-head, an innocent brunette, and a ditsy blonde with love for David Bowie. Rated M for later chaptersKingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,595 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-18-11 - Published: 9-26-10 - Roxas & Sora17. Translate this for me? » reviewsEzio has around 5 codex pages to be translated by Leonardo Da Vinci and ends up spending the night. Rated M for heavy sexual themes.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-12-11 - Published: 2-13-11 - Ezio A. & Leonardo da Vinci - Complete18. He came in through the Bedroom Window reviewsA young girl by the name of Alessia Scozzi gets a visitor in the middle of the night. No homo. Lolwut? Really? Yeah.Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-11 - Ezio A. - Complete19. Control reviewsThe Master has the Doctor chained to his bed, whipped every evening. But it seems the past is catching up to him. Lime and a Drabble.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-29-11 - 10th Doctor & The Master - Complete20. Too Long reviewsShort drabble about interrupting various characters with the codec. Rated T for slight sexual themes and Yaoi.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-16-11 - S. Snake & Otacon - Complete21. Just like it Used to be reviewsThe Master is on the TARDIS in Gallifreyan Robes for Valentine's day carrying a pretty hefty offer. Rated M for mild language and heavy sexual themes.Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-11 - 10th Doctor & The Master - Complete22. Paris before the End reviewsTencest. The three Doctors have one last trip together where the two look alikes realize what it means to be human, Rose, and the similarities and differences between each of them.Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-22-10 - 10th Doctor - Complete23. Mornings are the Hardest reviewsThe Tenth Doctor wakes up in his bed with Rose and Jack. Rated T for mild adult themes. Mild AUDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-3-10 - Rose T. & Jack H. - Complete24. Only Hope » reviewsYaoi references. AkuDemy. Takes place after KHII. Demyx awakes naked... in his bedroom with Axel sitting in his chair.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,803 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-1-10 - Published: 5-10-09 - Axel & Demyx - Complete25. Automatically Zim's reviewsDib orders a ray gun over the internet that is supposed to stun Zim. Little does he know that it does something strange to Irkans.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-19-10 - Zim & Dib - Complete26. Irkans and Ceiling Fans reviewsComplete and utter crack. The Doctor takes along three teenagers on an adventure in the middle of the night.Crossover - Doctor Who & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-4-10 - 10th Doctor - Complete27. What can I do for my Master Tonight? reviewsCiel is a growing man, and Sebastian has noticed this. AUKuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-10 - Sebastian M. & Ciel P. - Complete28. Ianto Makes everyone's mind blank reviewsJack's point of View of that infamous Season 2 Episode 3 kiss between Jack and Ianto.Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-6-10 - Jack H. & Ianto J. - Complete29. Alistia reviewsJack and The Doctor are on a vacation planet, but when The Doctor has a bad dream, will Jack be more than a dear friend. WARNING: HEAVY YAOIDoctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-31-10 - 10th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete30. Dogs and Water Don't Mix » reviewsNaruto Fanfiction with my OC Chi. When eight dogs show up on her doorstep, life as she knows it will change.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,167 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-24-10 - Published: 12-8-08 - Akatsuki31. Meeting in the Night reviewsInuYashaXRurouni Kenshin. School Report. Thought it'd make a good fanfic. XD Sesshoumaru and Kenshin meet.Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-8-09 - Inuyasha - Complete32. I won't Always Return reviewsDeiSaku Oneshot. THIS IS FOR YOU TWINY!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-23-09 - Deidara & Sakura H. - Complete33. Welcome Home reviewsA three page ShikaTem Oneshot that I wrote in about two hours. Not Beta read, so there might be mistakes... When Temari is hospitalized, Shikamaru finds himself worrying.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-1-09 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete
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