Name: Julianna

Age: Now, wouldn't you like to know?

Astrological Sign: Libra

Favorite color: Red!

So...hmmm, what to say about me...I like Nutella...and Sunchips...damn, that stuff is good...oh I happened to completely obsessed with Harry Potter. I listen to Wizard Rock. :)

And, erm...let's see, my favorite characters in Harry Potter are Luna Lovergood, Sirius Black (fangirl squeal), Remus Lupin (fangirl squeal), and Gred and Forge Weasley! Oh, and I also have a soft spot for Neville!

I ship:

Neville/Luna (OTP)

Lily/James

Lily/Remus (More 'Remus loves Lily' stuff though. The angst!)

Ron/Hermione

Neville/Me! (fangirl squeal)

Harry/Ginny

-I am a Hufflepuff.

-Aside from my Harry Potter obsession, Phantom of the Opera is my love! A Great and Terrible Beauty coming in 3rd.

-I have a fictionpress! http://www.fictionpress.com/~TheTipsyDinosaur

-I love The Remus Lupins, The Moaning Myrtles, The Parselmouths, The B-52's, Blondie, Cake, The Clash, Cream, David Bowie, Eurythmics, J. Geils Band, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, The Kinks, Linda Rondstadt, The Mammas and The Pappas, Muse, Natasha Bedingfield, Nikka Costa, Pink, Pink Floyd, REM, Scissor Sisters, Traveling Wilburys, and Violet Femmes. And this doesn't even cover the showtunes!

-And...now the musicals...Phantom of the Opera, The Producers, Evita, Chicago, Beauty and the Beast, Into The Woods, Spamalot...and that's just on my ITunes.

Well, that's all I can think of for now. I'll put more on here later.

.The Tipsy Dinosaur.

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Sarah:...Hey, I haven't seen you in a whi-

Me: I NEED A DOLLAR!!"

- I was playing a video game with my friend Austin, and we were about to win, but we ran out of money...

Me: YOU WILL GIVE ME THAT SWEET CAFFINATED BEVERAGE UNTIL I SAID I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

two hours later

Me: Ugh...

Austin: YOU BITCH! YOU KNOW WE DON'T WASTE! FINISH YOUR DRINK!

- Well, I don't take sugar or caffiene very well, and I OD'ed on soda. The soda in question was Mountain Dew.

Brittany: Grandmama!

- Brittany's stripper name is Ethel. Ethel is her grandmama's name...

Me: Do you chew bubble gum?

Maggie: I'm a fervent bubble gum chewer!

-There was a really hot guy, and we were sitting near him, and so we were referring to him as 'Bubble Gum'.

Brittany: PEDOPHILE!

Me:...You're older than me...

-I touched Brittany's elbow, and this conversation started.

Mr. Jourdan: The few. The proud. The-'

Alexis: THE NATIONAL GAURD!

-Okay, Mr. Jourdan (my science teacher) was giving hints, and the answer was marine.

William: AHA! I AM HANNAH THE HUNTRESS!

-Choir Trip '07

"Sirius is also quite angsty, but in a more carefree and ADHD sort of way."

-citygirl1116's "Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices". All I can say is, God Bless Her.

"~~That’s a really good angst word- “anguish”, I shall make a mental note to use it more~~"

-See above

"Her lovely flawless skin, her chocolate/cinnamon/cocoa/nutmeg colored eyes.

~~Oddly enough, while Draco’s eyes are always temperatures, Hermione’s eyes are always food-related~~"

-See Above

Me: Okay, scenario: You're in a gondala, a la Phantom of the Opera. Who's in there singing to you: Campbell or Robbie?

Maggie: Robbie, because I feel bad for him. He never gets the girl.

Dream Mode

Robbie: Sing for me!

Me: Um, no.

Robbie: Please! All the girls at IMCS think I'm creepy...AND SHORT!

-Erm, yeah, it's a long story...

Alexis: I 'zup you to the 50th degree, home skillet!"

-I have no idea what was going on in Alexis's mind when she said this. 1:31 in the morning. On sugar.

Catherine: Wait a second...tree nuts are nuts from trees, right?

-Erm...to say the very least, Catherine was having a blond day...even though she's a redhead.

Me: BWAHAHA! I COLOR YOU!

Jordan: Ahh, I'm purple.

-Random silliness while Catherine was asleep.

Sean: What? Don't I get a hug?

Me: Don't make me go all domestic abuse on your ass.

-Seussical. I'm Mrs. Mayor, and Sean's Mayor. I was hugging Kasey, Jada, and Kelsey, and this scene occured.

Joey: Why do they call them cockroaches?

Jessika: half-asleep Because they live in the cock of the house.

Me, Robbie, and Joey: laughs hysterically

Jessika: Oh my god, that's not what I meant!

-Oklahoma! rehearsal. We were all "reading lines", and we got a bit off-topic.

Robbie: WENCH! WHAT TIME IS IT?

Me: Er-lack, let me find my phone.

15 minutes later

Me: I can't find my phone!

Robbie, Joey, and Nathan: (throw stuff at me, including Robbie's hat)

Me: (takes hat) I'm not giving this back...wait a tic! I found my phone! It was in my pocket!

-Oklahoma! rehearsal. See above.

Jay (the cheographer/blocker): Robbie, you need to lead her to the bench lovingly. Not like, "Dance, monkey, dance!"

Robbie: (to me) Move, wench!

-Oklahoma! rehearsal. Jay was blocking the 'People Will Say We're In Love: Reprise' scene, which makes us laugh anyway, and Robbie was having trouble getting into character.

Robbie: I cried! It was such a sad book!

Joey: (whispering to Robbie) Dude. Don't tell people that.

-Oklahoma! rehearsal. We were talking about Gone With The Wind.

Joey: Nathan...where do pilots work?

Nathan: In...planes?

Joey: But where in the plane?

Nathan: The front?

Joey: But what's it called?

Nathan: Um...the cock pit?

Joey: (laughs hysterically for the next ten minutes)

-Oklahoma! rehearsal. Joey thinks 'cock' is a funny word. And Nathan missed the cockroach conversation.

Thomas:...and it was a really pretty color!

Me: (whispering to Jessika behind my binder) I think he's fruity.

Thomas: What'd you say?

Jessika: Nothing. She just thinks you're fruity.

-Oklahoma! rehearsal. Thomas was talking about my boots (which are hot pink).

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