Hello, I'm VampiricAphrodite (which you already knew). I love Total Drama and wrestling, and I'll read pretty much any kind of pairing: slash, het, femslash, canon, crack couples... You name it. My icon is a picture from Hell in a Cell 2010 of Heath Slater hugging Wade Barrett. Cute, right? And it gives further evidence of Slarrett. :3 But I still love Heath with Justin Gabriel more. I mean, I love Slarrett, but Slariel is my OTP for wrestling!

And now, I'm starting with a section about me. :P

Name: Rachel

Age: 15

Sign: Pisces (Just like Justin Gabriel and Evan Bourne :D)

Sexuality: Bisexual

Favorite TV Shows: Total Drama, South Park, WWE, TNA (Knock-Outs own Divas. This is a fact.), Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Whitest Kids U' Know, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans, My Name is Earl, Grounded for Life, American Dad, The Cleaveland Show, Phineas and Ferb, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, That 70's Show, iCarly... There's probably more that I can't think of right now. Can you tell I love TV?

Favorite books: Vampire Academy series by Richelle Mead, House of Night series by P.C. and Kristen Cast (I read them because I was 12 and they were light, easy reads. Also, I can't stand to leave a series unfinished. I do think that Zoey Redbird is one of the biggest, most annoying Mary-Sues in history, though), Iron Fey series by Julie Kagawa, Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden, Keeping You A Secret by Julie Ann Peters, Amandine by Adele Griffin (Am I the only person on all of FFn who's read this book?), Vampire Kisses series by Ellen Schrieber, Dangerous Girls by R.L. Stine, Sixth Grade Secrets by Louis Sacher, Holes by Louis Sacher, As Simple As Snow by Gregory Galloway, Bloodlines series by Richelle Mead. I'll add more when I think of more/read more.

Favorite movies: Holes (the book was better, though), Kick-Ass, The Hangover, The Hangover 2, Scott Pillgram Versus the World, The Simpsons Movie, Clash of the Titans, Dinner for Schmucks, Forrest Gump, Ferris Buler's Day Off, Grease, The Breakfeast Club, Superbad, Matilda, The Addams Family, The Iron Giant, and more.

Current obsessions: Total Drama and wrestling. I've been obssesed with TD since the middle of season one. I just love it, and I'm really sad that all my favorite characters won't be on this season. As for WWE, I've been watching it all my life (I'm not even kidding, I have. Mostly because my younger brother's always been obsessed with it). But I didn't become truly obsessed until about the end of 2010.

Now, for the fun part! My favorite characters and favorite pairings are in bold. Characters and pairings I hate are also in bold, but on different lists. My OTPs are bold and underlined.

-Big Bang Theory-

Favorite Characters: Sheldon, Howard, Raj, Bernadette, Amy, Penny

Least Favorite Characters: None

Favorite Pairings: RajxPenny, PennyxHoward, PennyxSheldon, PennyxAmy, HowardxBernadette, HowardxRaj, SheldonxLeonard, SheldonxAmy, LeonardxAmy

Least Favorite Pairings: If there's a pairing I don't like, I haven't seen it yet. Although I'm not too fond of LeonardxPenny.

-Danny Phantom-

Favorite characters: Dani, Danny, Ember (My favorite character! I love Ember), Johnny 13, Kitty, Sam, Spectra, Vallerie, Vlad, Youngblood

Least favorite characters: Dash, Paulina, Tucker (And this is saying a lot, because I usually love the dorky characters! I don't know why, but he annoys me), Mr. Lancer

Favorite pairings: DannyxEmber, DannyxStar, DannyxVlad, EmberxJohnny 13, EmberxKitty, EmberxSam, PaulinaxSam

Least favorite pairings:

DannyxSam (Not really. Just because of how predictable it was.) TuckerxAnybody

-Disney Fairy Tales-

(Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Little Mermaid, Tangled/Rapunzel, ect. Because corrupting Disney is fun!)

Favorite characters: Ariel, Cinderella, Aurora, Ursula, Morgana, Anastasia, Maleficent, Mulan, Pocahontas, Rapunzel, Mother Gothel

Least favorite characters: Snow White, Prince Charming (from Cinderella), Prince Charming (from Snow White), Prince Phillip, Flora, Fauna, Merryweather (I know they have good intentions, but I hate some of the things they did to Aurora)

Favorite pairings: ArielxUrsula, RapunzelxWitch, AuroraxMaleficent, Prince CharmingxAnastasia

Least favorite pairings: Pretty much all of the PrincessxPrince canon except for John SmithxPocahontas. And RapunzelxFlynn Ryder in Tangled is ok, too.

-House of Night-

I have not read "Awakened"!

Favorite characters: Aphrodite (I always like bitchy characters x3), Damien, Elliot, Jack, Kalona, Neferet (she's a great villian!), Stevie Rae, Venus

Least favorite characters: Darius (Does he even have a personality? He's just a generic character, added in for no reason other than for Aphrodite to have a love interest. A whole character's purpose should not be "I'm here because this other character needs a boyfriend"!), Erik (He goes from being a Gary Stu to an ass. Yeah, nice character development. -rolls eyes-), Heath, Zoey

Favorite pairings: AphroditexStevie Rae, AphroditexZoey (Even though it pairs up my favorite character with my least favorite character... It just seems right.), DamienxJack, RephaimxStevie Rae, StarkxKalona (Don't ask), Stevie RaexZoey

Least favorite pairings:

ZoeyxErik, ZoeyxHeath, AphroditexDarius (Every time they talk it seems like she only wants him for being hot and worshipping her. :/)

-Iron Fey series-

I haven't read "The Iron Knight" yet!

Favorite characters: Meghan, Leanansidhe, Ethan, Puck, Mab, Titania, Tioathin, Grimalkin, Machina, Kimi

Least favorite characters: Ash

Pairings I like:

PuckxMeghan (Team Puck!)

LeanansidehxMeghan (What can I say? I'm a femslasher!)

MabxMeghan

TitaniaxMeghan

TiaothinxMeghan (I want Tiaothin to come back! D:)

MachinaxMeghan

KimixMeghan (Can you tell that I like to pair Meghan with a lot of people? XD)

MabxLeanansidhe

TitaniaxLeanansidhe

KimixLeanansidhe

PuckxAsh (Sorry, but I'm a slasher! I can't help it!)

PuckxKimi

AshxAriella

MabxTitania

Pairings I don't like:

AshxMeghan (Team Puck!)

-Phineas and Ferb-

Favorite characters: Phineas, Ferb, Baljeet, Buford, Doofenshmertz, Perry, Vanessa

Character I Go Back and Forth With: Isabella. (Honestly, I think she might be a Mary-Sue. I really can't think of any flaws she has. She's pretty, smart, nice, a good leader, friendly, great at aquiring new skills... The list goes on and on.)

Least favorite characters: Candace and Jeremy

Favorite pairings: PhineasxFerb, BaljeetxBuford, VanessaxCandace

Least favorite pairings: PhineasxIsabella, CandacexJeremy (Okay, I really don't care if they end up together. But it'd be nice if they didn't.)

-The Sims-

I play The Sims 3 on XBOX 360, but I might be getting the PC version soon. Until then, all the Sims listed here are found in the console version of The Sims in Moonlight Bay.

Favorite Sims: Rain Leary, Morgan Flynn, Willow Lynd, Cevin Faron, Adrien Landgraab, Elaine Austen, Byron Rannt, River Conner, Sofi Nelson, Penny Aragon, James Leary, Alia Zhang, Bree Warden (She's just an NPC babysitter, but I just love her), Casey Russel (NPC papergirl), Zoey Steiner (My favorite ghost! :D)

Least Favorite Sims: Rita Nelson, Alice Rannt, Cookie Leary (I have no clue why, but I hate her)

Favorite Pairings: Rain LearyxMorgan Flynn, Rain LearyxWillow Lynd, Rain LearyxAdrien Landgraab, Rain LearyxElaine Austen, Morgan FlynnxCevin Faron, Morgan FlynnxWillow Lynd, Morgan FlynnxSofi Nelson, Morgan FlynnxPenny Aragon, Willow LyndxCevin Faron, Malcolm LandgraabxTyler Vasquez (Yep, I'm insane, why do you ask?), Adrien LandgraabxSofi Nelson, Adrien LandgraabxMorgan Flynn, Elaine AustenxMorgan Flynn, Elaine AustenxAdrien Landgraab, Byron RanntxAtticus Zhang, Alia ZhangxAdrien Landgraab, Willow LyndxLiara Kozen

Least Favorite Pairings: Morgan FlynnxLiara Kozen, Cevin FaronxLiara Kozen, Hannelore LandgraabxMorgan Flynn

-South Park-

Favorite characters: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Craig, Tweek, Butters (for obvious reasons, he will always be the uke/girl when I write slash about him), Wendy, Ike, Scott Tenorman, Red Goth, Curly Goth, Henrietta, Kindergoth, Randy Marsh

Least favorite characters: Mint Berry Crunch

Favorite pairings:

StanxKyle

StanxRed Goth

StanxHenrietta

KylexCartman

KennyxButters

KennyxCartman

CartmanxButters

WendyxCartman

HenriettaxCartman

ClydexCartman

CartmanxIke (Yeah, I read a fanfic about it that made me like this...)

CraigxTweek

CraigxClyde

WendyxBebe

VampirxRed Goth

Red GothxHenrietta

RandyxGerald

Least favorite pairings:

KennyxKyle (With the exception of, like, one fanfic that I found.), StanxKenny

-Teen Titans-

Favorite characters: Blackfire, Cyborg, Jinx, Raven, Slade, Starfire, Tara

Least favorite characters: Gizmo (he's so fricking annoying)

Favorite pairings: RobinxSlade, StarfirexRaven, RavenxBlackfire, RavenxTara, RavenxJinx, BlackfirexJinx, BlackfirexTara, TaraxBeast Boy

Least favorite pairings:

StarfirexCyborg (They have a brother-sister relationship to me)

-That 70s Show-

Favorite characters: Donna, Jackie, Eric, Hyde, Kelso, Fez, Leo, Mitch, Charlie, Laurie

Least favorite characters: Randy and Sam (UGH.)

Favorite pairings: DonnaxEric, HydexDonna, DonnaxJackie, EricxHyde, FezxKelso, FezxJackie, HydexKelso, HydexJackie, KelsoxJackie, LauriexKelso, CharliexLaurie

Least faovrite pairings: DonnaxRandy, HydexSam

-Total Drama series-

Favorite characters (because I'm obsessed with this show, I'm giving longer answers):

Ezekiel: He apologized for the sexist comments. And besides, the dude grew up on a farm with "freaky prairie people" for parents. He didn't know that he said anything bad! Holding it over his head is unfair. Anyway, I loved his personality at first, but the gangster thing was just stupid. And I HATED what they did with him in TDWT. Ezekiel getting kicked off first again and going all evil-goblin-like was just a big "F*ck You!" to all of his fans. :(

Eva: I find her very interesting. She's trying to get over her anger issues, and she's independent and strong. She could have been given a lot more development as a character if the producers freaking gave a damn about her (which it doesn't seem like they do).

Noah: He's so sarcastic, hilarious, and awesome! Everything that comes out of his mouth is freaking gold. I happen to be a fangirl of his... I mean, he isreally hot (for a cartoon, LOL). Have you seen him when his hair is wet? Haha. I'm pretty sure he's gay, though.

Tyler: Who doesn't love a no-talent jock? He's really funny, and the way he was in TDWT was great. I love all of his lines, and the way he reacted when Alejandro picked him up. X3

Izzy: Hooray for little miss crazy! She added flavor to the show that only an insane girl can.

Cody: He's adorable and dorky! Adorkable! xD Not to mention he's funny, sweet, caring, and it's just plain entertaining to watch him strike out with girls over and over. By the way, when I write about Cody in a slash pairing he'll always be the girl/uke.

Courtney: She's beautiful (in my opinion), smart, and always confident. I love that about her. I hated how bossy she could be, though, and how bitchy she was in TDA. She was better in TDWT, but I swear I wanted to strangle Duncan for cheating on her. And don't you think something had to have happened to her to make her end up like this? I think so.

Bridgette: In TDI only! In season two her whole life revolved around making out with Geoff, and in season three her whole life revolved around Alejandro. Seriously, Bridge, what happened to the caring surfer girl? Now all she cares about is guys. :/

Lindsay: The funny little dumb blond! I love quoting her. "Are you Tyler?" xD Not to mention, it was just awesome when she cursed out Heather.

Heather: I deserve weird looks for this one... It's just that she's such an interesting character to me. Like Courtney, I think that something had to have happened to make her this evil and bossy. And she really shows some of her other side in TDDDDI, when she was crying about everyone hating her. I know that some people say that she was faking, but I believe it was real. Not to mention she added drama to the show! I miss her original hairstyle, though. D:

Gwen: She doesn't take sh*t from anyone! Lol. And I love how she's independent and dramatic. It's kind of hard to find someone who likes Courtney, Heather, AND Gwen, isn't it?

Owen: YAY! Owen! He was awesomely funny, especially those things he said about Justin. Yeah he was gross at times, but the funny fat guy is usually gross, right?

Blaineley: I can't explain why. I just really like her. Maybe it's because she's so sassy and bitchy, and (when it comes to dishing the dirt on other people) she speaks the truth. I don't know why, but I sometimes like bitchy characters. She lies about a lot of stuff about herself, but what do you expect from a Hollywood diva? I didn't like her becoming a contestant, though.

Character I Go Back and Forth With: Duncan (Sometimes I think he's hilarious and awesome. Other times he pisses me off, like when he cheated on Courtney and had no remorse. I guess I'll never really have a set opinion of him. He's kind of complicated, after all.)

Least Favorite Characters:

Beth (she goes from sweet nerdy girl to thinking that she's eye candy and can have anyn guy she wants. Bleh.), Trent (he's a Gary Stu), Bridgette in TDA and TDWT, LeShawna (In a nutshell: what she did in TDA made me hate her, and TDWT didn't redeem her because all she did was squeal over Alejandro), Sierra (That annoying, whiney, fanbrat stalker!)

Favorite pairings:

IzzyxAnyone (But I can only see IzzyxNoah one-sided on Izzy's side. All of my favorites will be mentioned later in the list, though.)

EvaxEzekiel

TylerxEzekiel (We need more Tylekiel!)

IzzyxEzekiel

CourtneyxEzekiel (Horray for crack couples!)

BridgettexEzekiel

GeoffxEzekiel (I ship this thanks to a fanfic)

HeatherxEzekiel (Queen BeexFreak... It's bound to cause drama!)

EvaxTyler

EvaxIzzy

EvaxCourtney

EvaxBridgette

EvaxHeather (I sure do pair Eva with a lot of people, don't I?)

EvaxGwen (This is because of a fanfic)

NoahxCody (No matter what anyone says, I will always believe that these two are meant to be together)

HaroldxNoah (one-sided on Harold's side only. I know, I'm odd. xD)

OwenxNoah (one-sided on Owen's side only! And, seriously. Have you seen TDWT? It had this one-sided couple written all over it.)

AlejandroxNoah (LOL)

JustinxCourtney (Because of "The Princess Pride")

JustinxOwen (This pairing would be popular if more people thought Owen and Justin were cute. I definitely don't, but come on. The couple was right freaking there!)

ChrisxJustin (Remember the TDA massage thing? XD)

KatiexSadie

IzzyxKatie (CRACK FEMSLASH!)

GwenxKatie (Opposites attract, right?)

SadiexHarold (I watched a few videos on YouTube. Now I'm convinced that Sadie could like Harold, but I don't think he likes her back)

CodyxHeather (Damn you, YouTube-videos-of-obscure-crack-pairings-that-I-watch-at-three-AM-because-I'm-bored-and-not-tired!)

LindsayxSadie (Phobia Factor made me think of this. Seriously, it looked like these two were at least going to become friends!)

TylerxBridgette

LindsayxTyler

DJxTyler (I actually forgot about this couple for awhile... But I re-watched TDDDDI and I fell for it all over again! XD)

GeoffxTyler (FratBoyShipping! LOL. Don't they just act like they'd at least be friends in real life? I think so.)

GwenxTyler (Popular jock boy and goth chick? Amazingness.)

AlejandroxTyler

IzzyxCourtney (Courtney needs some crazy in her life!)

IzzyxHeather (Heather was SO about to blush when Izzy grinded up on her in "Up the Creek!")

IzzyxGwen (InsanexGothic. It never goes wrong.)

IzzyxOwen (I used to hate this couple, until Owen sang "Oh, My Izzy" It was just so sweet! I escpecially love the part where Izzy's a mermaid and Owen's a fisherman, but he throws her back because it looks like she misses the water. X3)

IzzyxSierra (I thought about how they're both really random, and that little femslash fan inside of me went out of control...)

IzzyxChris

CodyxCourtney

TrentxCody (For some reason, I can totally picture Trent hitting on Cody behind Noah's back, lol.)

GwenxCody

CourtneyxHarold

BridgettexCourtney (I used to be totally against this pairing, but it grew on me.)

DuncanxCourtney

HeatherxCourtney

GwenxCourtney

BlaineleyxCourtney (I don't really know why...)

HaroldxBridgette

DuncanxHarold (It's official. This is my second OTP in this fandom.)

HeatherxHarold (TDDDDI and TDA made me ship this. I just love it!

TrentxLindsay (I think this is really cute. Especially all of the tiny moments they have :3)

DuncanxTrent

ChrisxTrent (This is also because of a fanfic)

BridgettexLindsay

DuncanxBridgette

HeatherxBridgette

LindsayxHeather

OwenxLindsay

ChrisxLindsay

GwenxGeoff

GeoffxLeShawna (Someone I know was watching 'Xtreme Torture' for the first time. She kept guessing who wrote the love letters to LeShawna, and when it turned out it was Harold I heard her say "I thought it was Geoff..." xD So, yeah. That's how this couple got into my head.)

DuncanxHeather (I don't know why.)

DuncanxGwen (I used to hate this couple with a fiery passion, LOL)

HeatherxGwen (I know they hate each other. But the ending of "The Very Last Episode, Really!" put this couple in my head. Also I love opposites attract pairings, and the possible angst behind this one... -sigh- I just love it so much.)

BlaineleyxHeather (I love Heather femslash too damn much -.-)

BlaineleyxOwen ("Niagra Brawls", anyone?)

SierraxChris (I liked her better as a Chris fangirl)

ChrisxChef

Pairings I don't like:

GwenxTrent (I don't know why, it just never really appealed to me. Probably because I was obsessed with DxC at first ^ ^')

GeoffxBridgette (Only the way it was in TDA. All Bridgette cared about was making out with Geoff! Their personalities were totally ruined!)

HaroldxLeShawna (I think that if Harold ends up with any girl, it should be Heather. I know, it's strange, but I don't care. :P)

CodyxBeth

CodyxSierra (Would you love someone who stalked you, paralyzed you, and wouldn't leave you alone no matter what? Didn't think so. This couple is just plain WRONG.)

NoahxAny Girl (I just can't see him liking any girl. :/)

-Vampire Academy series and Bloodlines series-

Favorite characters: Rose Hathaway, Lissa Dragomir, Dimitri Belikov, Christian Ozera, Adrian Ivashkov, Mason Ashford, Mia Rinaldi, Sydney, Laurel, Eddie Castile, Jill Mastrano

Least favorite characters: Keith (That horrible bastard.)

Favorite pairings:

RosexLissa (I'm going to write so much for this pairing...), RosexDimitri, RosexAdrian, RosexMason, RosexMia (By now you're definitely thinking "Do you ship EVERYONE with Rose?!" XD), LissaxAdrian, ChristianxAdrian, MasonxEddie, JillxMia, JillxEddie SydneyxAdrian

Least favorite pairings: LissaxChristian (Meh. It's okay.)

-Vampire Kisses series-

Favorite characters: Raven, Trevor, Jagger, Luna, Valentine

Least favorite characters: Alexander

Favorite pairings: RavenxTrevor, LunaxRaven, RavenxBecky, TrevorxAlexander, ValentinexBilly

Least favorite pairings: RavenxAlexander, LunaxAlexander, BeckyxMatt

-Wrestling-

I will not use any wrestler's real name in my fanficiton (unless, of course, they use it as their ring name). I'm used to hearing their ring name, and I'm writing about their character, after all. I don't know what any of them are like in real life, it's all just speculation. It would make me feel weird to use their real names. Daniel Bryan is the only exception (when I write about him, I tend to make people who knew him in Ring of Honor call him "Bryan"). Dolph Ziggler is becoming an exception, too, because his real name is awesome and gets caught in your head easily (Nic Nemeth) whereas "Dolph Ziggler" sounds like a porn star. XD Sorry, I tend to ramble. ^ ^'

I realized that I tend to like heels more often than faces. Go figure. It's just that heels cause all the drama, and they usually have really interesting characters.

Favorite male wrestlers: Alex Shelly, Brian Kendrick, Christian (I'm still a peep!), Chris Jericho, Cody Rhodes (He's amazing! I love how he's morphed all of his gimmicks together), CM Punk (I used to hate him because he ruined Nexus, but after his promo on Raw 6/27/11 was just UNFORGETTABLE), Curt Hawkins, Dolph Ziggler, Daniel Bryan/Bryan Danielson, Drew McIntyre, Edge (I miss him), Evan Bourne, Heath Slater (I love him! He's like a spazzy rockstar x3 Yes, I have a crush on him, why do you ask?), Jeff Hardy, John Morrison (It's sad that he got released), Justin Gabriel, Kane, Matt Hardy, The Miz (for some reason, I hate seeing him as the top in slash couples. He's a bottom to me X3), Mr. Anderson, Paul Burchill, Ricardo Rodriguez (Watch Ricardo's FCW matches and promos. He's freaking incredible.) Santino Marrella, The Undertaker, Wade Barrett (He is EPIC. Plain and simple.), Yoshi Tatsu, Zack Ryder (Woo Woo Woo! You know it!)

Favorite female wrestlers: AJ Lee(I love the whole nerdy, video-game-loving, girl-next-door thing. And she's actually a good wrestler!), Angelina Love, Beth Phoenix (Go Sisters of Salvation! Cleanse the Divas!), Gail Kim, Katie Lea/Winter (She's so epic. I hate that WWE released her, but at least TNA is giving her a chance.), Lita (I miss her! If she came back, I would have a f-cking heart attack), Madison Rayne (I used to hate her), Maryse (She is just amazing! I love her attitude and her personality, and I love writing about her. I'm so sad she got released.), Maxine (she's improved a lot in the ring since NXT Season 3, and I like her personality. She seems like a mix of Maryse and Gail Kim's heel persona but with more sexuality. She needs to work on her acting skills though...) Michelle McCool, Melina, Mickie James (HARDCORE COUNTRY!), Natalya, Tamina, Velvet Sky (I like her as a heel, but I don't like her as a face), Victoria.

Wrestlers I'm Not Sure About: Aksana (She was pretty good in FCW at wrestling, but her gimmick works better with her as a blond. Still, I'm not sure how I feel about her.), Kaitlyn (when she wrestles on SmackDown, she's bad. But on FCW and NXT Redemption, she's good. Maybe it's nerves? Hopefully, she'll overcome her nervousness... Regardless, she's bad with promos.)

Least favorite male wrestlers: Alberto Del Rio (Stupid f-cker stole Ricardo's gimmick T.T), David Otunga (He's only in WWE because he's married to a celebrity!), John Cena (He's not as good of a wrestler as WWE builds him up to be and I HATE the Superman gimmick.), The Great Khali (He botches all the time and he's as charismatic as a grape.), Jinder Mahall (The only Canadian wrestler I don't like. T.T) Mason Ryan (He's just Batista 2.0 who came out of nowhere and automatically gets a spot in New Nexus.), Michael Cole (Okay, he's not a wrestler. But I still hate him.)

Least favorite female "wrestlers" (if you can even call them that): Alicia Fox (She can't wrestle for sh!t, she boches every move she does, and she struts down the ramp like she has ten broken ribs!), The Bella Twins (The sluttiest whores in WWE. They can't wrestle and they cheat all the time, even when they're faces! I hate them both! On the plus side, they seem to be improving in the ring), Eve Torres (She's can't even do half the stuff in her moveset correctly, she has no personality. She's a vortex where charisma goes to die.)

My least favorite Diva ever is Kelly Kelly. She dresses like a slut, she acts like a slut in ring, she can't wrestle, and she has no personality or charisma whatsoever. She's nothing but a Barbie doll, nothing more than Torrie Wilson with a different name... Whenever Kelly comes on screen, I feel physically sick to my stomach. I'm not even kidding, it's not healthy that I hate her this much. XD Sorry for ranting, I get carried away when it comes to the Divas. ^ ^'

Favorite pairings:

Alex RileyxMiz (Mainly one-sided on Alex's side.)

Angelina LovexVelvet Sky

Angelina LovexWinter (I love this couple!)

NatalyaxBeth Phoenix

Rosa MendesxBeth Phoenix

SantinoxBeth Pheonix (Hooray for Glamarella! xD)

Big ShowxChris Jericho

Big ShowxKane (I know, I know, I'm crazy. But when Big Show got ran over by Alberto Del Rio and Kane was holding his hand... X3 Yeah, I'm insane)

ChristianxEdge (Ah, the bromance that is Chredge! I just love it, even though it's kind of creepy that when I was a kid I believed they were brothers ._.)

CM PunkxJeff Hardy (They are SO in love! It's just obvious! That's why I'm hoping that they go to the same wrestling company again.)

CM PunkxBeth Phoenix (There's a rumor that they're dating in real life. I'm not so sure if it's true, but they're still cute together.)

CM PunkxMaryse

Cody RhodesxTed DiBiase

Daniel BryanxGail Kim (They were cute together on screen)

Daniel BryanxEvan Bourne (Because I heard that they're friends in real life, and well, I think it's cute!)

Daniel BryanxThe Miz (I can see one-sided flirtation, but other than that... No.)

Drew McIntyrexWade Barrett (Because they're friends in real life, they had a tag team in FCW, and I think they look cute together X3)

EdgexJeff Hardy

EdgexLita

EdgexMaryse (Random PeoplexMaryse FTW)

Evan BournexJack Swagger (This is an adorable opposites-attract pairing! Evan is sweet, nice, and a fan favorite while Jack is arrogant, mean, and hated X3)

Evan BournexMaryse

Gail KimxMaryse

Gail KimxEvan Bourne (I heard that Daniel and Evan are friends in real life, so this is one of those angsty "my best friend's girlfriend" type of things with me)

Gail KimxNatalya (I can definitely see this)

Heath SlaterxJustin Gabriel (These two are soulmates! Funny story: I pointed out the bromance between Heath and Justin, and my mom's friend said "So THAT's what it is! I thought that they were giving off a vibe!" XD)

Heath SlaterxWade Barrett (-pokes icon- I'm pretty sure that, at the very least, Wade is in love with Heath. There's a little somethin' going on there!)

Heath SlaterxWade BarrettxJustin Gabriel (OT3! I think that the three of them could be all in love with each other... Or maybe Heath is trying to decide between Wade and Justin? ;)

Heath SlaterxMaryse (I pair Maryse with so many different people...)

Husky HarrisxMichael McGuillicutty

Husky HarrisxGail Kim (I know, I know, it's totally random and out of nowhere. But I just love the idea of weird, awkward, creepy Husky with sweet, nice, friendly Gail. It's another 'Opposites Attract' thing, I guess.)

Jack SwaggerxRey Mysterio (You can thank Rey's Road to Wrestlemania storyline on 'Smackdown vs. Raw 2011' for this one -.- But seriously, that thing was slashy as hell.)

Jeff HardyxMaryse (This is an "opposites attract" thing. Jeff is that weird, dark, artistic, and slightly mentally disturbed guy while Maryse is the 'popular girl' sort of type, haha.)

John CenaxWade Barrett (Because of the whole "Cena vs. Nexus" thing)

John MorrisonxThe Miz (OTP! This is my favorite pairing, tied with Slariel! I mean, there had to have been something going on during that tag team! They're both so in love, I even see the love when they have feuds.)

Katie LeaxMaryse (I put Winter and Maryse with almost everyone X3)

Michael McGillicuttyxHeath Slater (One-sided on Michael's side, mostly. I think of it as a love-hate/lust-hate thing.)

Katie LeaxLita

Katie LeaxPaul Burchill (Am I disgusting for liking Katie Lea/Winter with Paul? I mean, they totally had an incest gimmick! But they're not brother and sister in real life, so I guess that's why I don't feel too gross about liking this pairing)

Katie LeaxWade Barrett (I don't know where this came from. I honestly don't. It's just... It's just so damn cute!)

LaylaxMichelle McCool (This couple is simply flawless! xD)

LitaxMaryse

LitaxMatt Hardy

MarysexMickie James

MarysexThe Miz (In my fanfics, they'll usually be either dating or he'll be her gay best friend XD)

MarysexNatalya

Michelle McCoolxMickie James

Mickie JamesxTrish Stratus

SheamusxZack Ryder (I don't know why, but I saw a lot of slash between them on SmackDown 11/25/11. Maybe I'm just insane, haha.)

TaminaxAksana

Wrestling Pairings I Don't Like:

LaylaxKaval and MichellexKaval (Meh, I guess it's because I love LayCool as a shipping so much.)

MarysexAlberto Del Rio

Bella TwinsxDaniel Bryan (He's too good for either of those hookers!)

Vickie GuerreroxAnyone (For obvious reasons)

Michael ColexAnyone (Once again, for obvious reasons. I don't care if he's obsessed with Miz and Jack Swagger, Michael Cole is f-cking awful!)

Justin GabrielxKelly Kelly (*coughcough*COVER-UP*cough*BEARD*cough*)

There you have it: my very slashy, strange opinions. I tend to fall for new pairings just by reading one good fanfic about them, in case you haven't noticed. :) For now I only have fanfics for TD and wrestling, but that will change soon.

Quotes:

"Alberto Del Rio, your destiny is not to be champion. And it's not even to be the greatest of the great... It's to be-- and you should be proud of this-- the personal ring announcer for Ricardo Rodriguez!"-- Rey Mysterio, WWE

"I hate you, Heath Slater! I HATE YOU!"-- A fan in the crowd during Raw (Lmao! Even though I adore Heath!)

Cartman: I'm half bisexual!
Mr. Garrison: Oh, stop it, you kids don't know what you're talking about! Eric, you are not half bi.
Cartman: I'm like a quarter bi. My grandpa was bi so that makes me a quarter bi.
Mr. Garrison: What?
--South Park, "South Park Is Gay!"

Sierra: (picking Cody up out of a river) Oh, Cody! If one of us drowns, I want it to be me!
Cody: (waking up) Me too.
--"Anything Yukon Do I Can Do Better", TDWT (I laughed so fricking hard when he said that. XDDD)

Meatwad: I thought you said TV was bad.
Frylock: It is... But we f-cking need it!
-Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Look, Lois! The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change."-- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Kelso nailed your sister!"-- Eric Foreman, That 70's Show

Homer: I second that xylophobia!
Lisa: You mean xenophobia. Xylophobia would be a fear of xylophones.
Homer: I am afraid of xylophones-- it's the music you hear when skeletons are dancing!
-- The Simpsons

Justin: I guess now I'm just another pretty face.
Sadie: And pecs!
Katie: And abs!
Owen: And butt!
Duncan: (eyes widen)
Owen: What?
-- Total Drama Action Reunion, Celebrity Manhunt

"There are two syllables for hot; Jus and tin. Man, that guy is so hot I could kiss him! (pause) Because he's a good team mate! Oh, why'd I say that?"- Owen, TDI

"Okay, you are like, sooooo lucky my license to kill is currently expired."- Izzy, TDI

"Just stand there and look pretty."- Eddy, (to Double D), Ed Edd N Eddy

Double D: This would be so much more bearable if I had my provisions!
Eddy: What's that? (pause) I think it's the sound of no one caring!
-Ed Edd N Eddy

"Girls on the rebound are the best! They cry, then you get to buy them a pop and listen and then-- well, they still won't go out with ya, but you get to buy them a pop!"-- Cody, Total Drama World Tour

Noah: And you know this how?
Sierra: I called his aunt once. I pretended I was a telemarketer!
Noah: (sarcastically) Oooh, stalker-licious.
--"Walk Like An Egyptian Pt. 2", TDWT

Homer: Marge-- I'm going to a hardcore gay club and I won't be back until three in the morning!
Marge: Have fun!
--The Simpsons

"Stay awake for twelve hours? I could do that in my sleep!"-- Owen, TDI

Owen: (covers himself with pee)
Beth: What are doing?
Owen: Masking my scent so the deer don't smell me coming!
LeShawna: Tell me that isn't--
Owen: Pee? Yes. Yes it is!
Beth: We're hunting other campers. You don't have to hide your scent.
Owen: You mean I collected all this pee for nothing? (throws jar of pee)
Lindsay and Beth: (screaming and running away)
LeShawna: Dude, you are one sick ticket!
-- Paintball Deer Hunter, TDI

Meatwad: Now please, if you would... Get the f-ck out of my way. I mean, how many times do I have to f-cking write 'Ice Cream' on this f-cking list before someone gets in f-cking gear and brings home the f-cking Ice Cream? Maybe I should get a stake knife and etch it in your mother f-cking forehead! How hard can it f-cking be? Ice mother f-cking Cream! I guess that's the price I pay for living with two f-cking morons! (leaves the room and slams the door)
Shake: What happened to courtesy? Did it just... disappear?

--Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Meatwad: If you expect me to eat this, you're gonna have to supply me with some wing sauce.
Frylock: How about a twist of lemon?
Meatwad: How about a twist of I gouge your mother f-cking eyes out? Get me the goddamn wing sauce!
--ATHF

Alejandro: (helps up Bridgette and Izzy)

Izzy: Wow-wee!

Bridgette: I-I-I have a boyfriend!

Alejandro: And, amigos, please. Allow me. (helps up Ezekiel and Tyler)

Ezekiel: Wow, eh.

Tyler: (pushing Alejandro away) I like girls!

--TDWT (Epicness!)

Entrance Theme: (singing) You can look, but you can't touch!

Me: That is a fucking lie!

-- Me when The Bella Twins were coming out

Entrance Theme: (singing) Holla, Holla, Holla!

Me: (singing) Hell no, hell no, hell no!

--Me when Smelly Kelly is coming out

Entrance Theme: She looks good to me...

Frankie: She's ugly.

-- My cousin when Eve was coming to the ring, lol.

"So, y'all is just tryin' to be M&Ms, ain't cha?"- Ben (my brother) when he saw Hershey's Drops (He doesn't actually talk like that, BTW)

"Oh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch."- Sheldon, Big Bang Theory

"He didn't bribe me; he just caught my attention in a monetary fashion."- Buford, Phineas & Ferb

"Justin Gabriel has two beards: one on his face, and one that's blond and needs to stop wrestling."-- Me (I'm referring to Kelly Kelly, in case you can't tell ;)

And here's the end of my very, very, very long profile. I'll try not to be gone for months at a time anymore! ^ ^;

REVIEW MY FANFICS OR DIE. Haha, just kidding. :3