Hello, I'm VampiricAphrodite (which you already knew, of course). I love Total Drama and wrestling, and I'll read pretty much any kind of pairing: slash, het, femslash, canon, crack couples... You name it. My icon is a picture from Hell in a Cell 2010 of Heath Slater hugging Wade Barrett. Cute, right? And it gives further evidence of Slarrett. :3 But I still love Heath with Justin Gabriel more. I mean, I love Slarrett, but Slariel is my OTP for wrestling!

I'm going to be doing the 100 Theme Challenge with Total Drama and Wrestling. I also might be doing it with South Park, so watch out for those fics. ;)

And now, I'm starting with a section about me. :P

Name: Rachel

Age: 16

Sign: Pisces (Just like Justin Gabriel and Evan Bourne :D)

Sexuality: Bisexual (I'm in the closet in real life, though. That's one of the main reasons why I never let anyone know about this profile.)

Favorite TV Shows: Total Drama, South Park, WWE, TNA (Knock-Outs own Divas. This is a fact.), Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Whitest Kids U' Know, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans, My Name is Earl, Grounded for Life, American Dad, The Cleaveland Show, Phineas and Ferb, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, That 70's Show, iCarly... There's probably more that I can't think of right now. Can you tell I love TV?

Favorite books: Vampire Academy series by Richelle Mead, House of Night series by P.C. and Kristen Cast (I read them because I was 12 and they were light, easy reads. Also, I can't stand to leave a series unfinished. I do think that Zoey Redbird is one of the biggest, most annoying Mary-Sues in history, though), Iron Fey series by Julie Kagawa, Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden, Keeping You A Secret by Julie Ann Peters, Amandine by Adele Griffin (Am I the only person on all of FFn who's read this book?), Vampire Kisses series by Ellen Schrieber, Dangerous Girls by R.L. Stine, Sixth Grade Secrets by Louis Sacher, Holes by Louis Sacher, As Simple As Snow by Gregory Galloway, Bloodlines series by Richelle Mead. I'll add more when I think of more/read more.

Favorite movies: Holes (the book was better, though), Kick-Ass, The Hangover, The Hangover 2, Scott Pillgram Versus the World, The Simpsons Movie, Clash of the Titans, Dinner for Schmucks, Forrest Gump, Ferris Buler's Day Off, Grease, The Breakfeast Club, Superbad, Matilda, The Addams Family, The Iron Giant, and more.

Current obsessions: Total Drama and wrestling. I've been obssesed with TD since the middle of season one. I just love it, and I'm really sad that all my favorite characters won't be on this season. As for WWE, I've been watching it all my life (I'm not even kidding, I have. Mostly because my younger brother's always been obsessed with it). But I didn't become truly obsessed until about the end of 2010.

Right Now I'm a Fangirl of... Wade Barrett and Heath Slater. And not just because they're both hot as hell (in my opinion), ha ha. I love their personalities, and they're both really talented in the ring. :3 No one I know in real life loves Heath like I do, though... I have three friends who watch wrestling, and two of them hate Heath (one of them even looked at me in horror when I said I liked him). The other one really doesn't care about him. :/ I guess I'm alone in my fangirl-ness. -sigh-

Now, for the fun part! My favorite characters and favorite pairings are in bold. Characters and pairings I hate are also in bold, but on different lists. My OTPs are bold and underlined.

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-Big Bang Theory-

Favorite Characters: Sheldon, Howard, Raj, Bernadette, Amy, Penny

Least Favorite Characters: Kripky

Favorite Pairings: RajxPenny, PennyxHoward, PennyxSheldon, PennyxAmy, HowardxBernadette, HowardxRaj, SheldonxLeonard, SheldonxAmy, LeonardxAmy

Least Favorite Pairings: If there's a pairing I don't like, I haven't seen it yet. Although I'm not too fond of LeonardxPenny.

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-Danny Phantom-

Favorite characters: Dani, Danny, Ember (My favorite character! I love Ember), Johnny 13, Kitty, Sam, Spectra, Vallerie, Vlad, Youngblood

Least favorite characters: Dash, Paulina, Tucker (And this is saying a lot, because I usually love the dorky characters! I don't know why, but he annoys me), Mr. Lancer

Favorite pairings: DannyxEmber, DannyxStar, DannyxVlad, EmberxJohnny 13, EmberxKitty, EmberxSam, PaulinaxSam

Least favorite pairings:

DannyxSam (Not really. Just because of how predictable it was.) TuckerxAnybody

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-Disney Fairy Tales-

(Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Little Mermaid, Tangled/Rapunzel, ect. Because corrupting Disney is fun!)

Favorite characters: Ariel, Cinderella, Aurora, Ursula, Morgana, Anastasia, Maleficent, Mulan, Pocahontas, Rapunzel, Mother Gothel

Least favorite characters: Snow White, Prince Charming (from Cinderella), Prince Charming (from Snow White), Prince Phillip, Flora, Fauna, Merryweather (I know they have good intentions, but I hate some of the things they did to Aurora)

Favorite pairings: ArielxUrsula, RapunzelxWitch, AuroraxMaleficent, Prince CharmingxAnastasia, RapunzelxFlynn Ryder

Least favorite pairings: Pretty much all of the PrincessxPrince canon except for John SmithxPocahontas and RapunzelxFlynn Ryder.

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-Ed, Edd, N' Eddy-

Favorite Characters: Ed, Double D, Eddy, Sara, Jimmy, Rolf, Plank, Marie Kanker

Least Favorite Characters: No one who I can think of right now.

Favorite pairings: Double DxEddy (NOT the crappy overly-dramatic OOC stuff!), EddyxSara, EddyxKevin, Double DxSara, JimmyxKevin, Double DxMarie

Least favorite pairings: I'm not too fond of SaraxJimmy, but that's it really.

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-Family Guy-

Favorite characters: Peter Griffin, Meg Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Jillian

Least favorite characters: Derrick (Jillian's husband)

Favorite pairings: PeterxLois, PeterxJillian, LoisxBrian, MegxBrian, MegxConnie, BrianxJillian, BrianxStewie, StewiexOlivia, ChrisxConnie

Least favorite pairings: DerrickxJillian

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-House of Night series-

I have not read "Awakened"!

Favorite characters: Aphrodite (I always like bitchy characters x3), Damien, Elliot, Jack, Kalona, Neferet (she's a great villian!), Stevie Rae, Venus

Least favorite characters: Darius (Does he even have a personality? He's just a generic character, added in for no reason other than for Aphrodite to have a love interest. A whole character's purpose should not be "I'm here because this other character needs a boyfriend"!), Erik (He goes from being a Gary Stu to an ass. Yeah, nice character development. -rolls eyes-), Heath Luck, Zoey Redbird

Favorite pairings: AphroditexStevie Rae, AphroditexZoey (Even though it pairs up my favorite character with my least favorite character... It just seems right.), DamienxJack, RephaimxStevie Rae, StarkxKalona (Don't ask), Stevie RaexZoey

Least favorite pairings:

ZoeyxErik, ZoeyxHeath, AphroditexDarius (Every time they talk it seems like she only wants him for being hot and worshipping her. :/)

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-Iron Fey series-

I haven't read "The Iron Knight" yet!

Favorite characters: Meghan, Leanansidhe, Ethan, Puck, Mab, Titania, Tioathin, Grimalkin, Machina, Kimi

Least favorite characters: Ash

Pairings I like:

PuckxMeghan (Team Puck!)

LeanansidehxMeghan (What can I say? I'm a femslasher!)

MabxMeghan

TitaniaxMeghan

TiaothinxMeghan (I want Tiaothin to come back! D:)

MachinaxMeghan

KimixMeghan (Can you tell that I like to pair Meghan with a lot of people? XD)

MabxLeanansidhe

TitaniaxLeanansidhe

KimixLeanansidhe

PuckxAsh (Sorry, but I'm a slasher! I can't help it!)

PuckxKimi

AshxAriella

MabxTitania

Pairings I don't like:

AshxMeghan (Team Puck!)

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-Phineas and Ferb-

Favorite characters: Phineas, Ferb, Baljeet, Buford, Doofenshmertz, Perry, Vanessa

Least favorite characters: Candace and Jeremy

Favorite pairings: PhineasxFerb (There's actually a lot of really good fics for this pairing. That's why I fell for the couple.), BaljeetxBuford, VanessaxCandace

Least favorite pairings: PhineasxIsabella, CandacexJeremy (Okay, I really don't care if they end up together. But it'd be nice if they didn't.)

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-The Sims-

I play The Sims 3 on XBOX 360, but I might be getting the PC version soon. Until then, all the Sims listed here are found in the console version of The Sims in Moonlight Bay.

Favorite Sims: Rain Leary, Morgan Flynn, Willow Lynd, Cevin Faron, Adrien Landgraab, Elaine Austen, Byron Rannt, River Conner, Sofi Nelson, Penny Aragon, James Leary, Alia Zhang, Bree Warden (She's just an NPC babysitter, but I just love her), Casey Russel (NPC papergirl), Zoey Steiner (My favorite ghost! :D)

Least Favorite Sims: Rita Nelson, Alice Rannt, Cookie Leary (I have no clue why, but I hate her)

Favorite Pairings: Rain LearyxMorgan Flynn, Rain LearyxWillow Lynd, Rain LearyxAdrien Landgraab, Rain LearyxElaine Austen, Morgan FlynnxCevin Faron, Morgan FlynnxWillow Lynd, Morgan FlynnxSofi Nelson, Morgan FlynnxPenny Aragon, Willow LyndxCevin Faron, Malcolm LandgraabxTyler Vasquez (Yep, I'm insane, why do you ask?), Adrien LandgraabxSofi Nelson, Adrien LandgraabxMorgan Flynn, Elaine AustenxMorgan Flynn, Elaine AustenxAdrien Landgraab, Byron RanntxAtticus Zhang, Alia ZhangxAdrien Landgraab, Willow LyndxLiara Kozen

Least Favorite Pairings: Morgan FlynnxLiara Kozen, Cevin FaronxLiara Kozen, Hannelore LandgraabxMorgan Flynn

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-South Park-

I know a lot of people may assume that all the slash fics in this fandom are about the boys as gay teenagers who all act incredibly emo and angsty... That's not really true. There are fics like that, unfortunately, but I've found a lot of other really good fanfics in this fandom. You just have to know where to look. ;) In my experience, the crazier the pairing, the better the fanfic... Probably because couples that make sense and become popular get written by everyone from awesome writers to Suethors with bad grammar... -shrug-

Favorite characters: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Craig, Tweek, Butters (for obvious reasons, he will always be the uke/girl when I write slash about him), Wendy, Ike, Scott Tenorman, Red Goth, Curly Goth, Henrietta, Kindergoth, Randy Marsh

Least favorite characters: Mint Berry Crunch

Favorite pairings:

StanxKyle (Style is just a wonderful pairing to me. I loved it before I even knew about fanfiction!)

StanxRed Goth (I fell for this because of fanfic. It actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it, and about back when Stan was "Raven".)

StanxHenrietta (Same story as StanxRed Goth ;)

KylexCartman (I love how Kyman can be incredibly angsty or ridiculously funny. And it does make a littlebit of sense...)

KennyxButters (Who doesn't love Bunny? :3)

KennyxCartman (I don't really remember how I fell for this couple...)

CartmanxButters (Cutters is just so perfect together, when you read between the lines of certain episodes... Butters did say that he loves Cartman.)

WendyxCartman (This was one of the first SP pairings I ever fell for. It's also one of the more popular pairings I like.)

HenriettaxCartman (Yeah... This one is just random. XD)

ClydexCartman

CartmanxIke (I know, I know, I'm batshit crazy! But I read a fanfic about it that made me like this.)

CraigxTweek (These two boys belong together. Creek forever!)

CraigxClyde

WendyxBebe (Well, Bebe has to be with someone doesn't she?)

VampirxRed Goth (The fics about these two are really great)

Red GothxHenrietta (Come on, this totally makes perfect sense!)

RandyxGerald (I'm surprised that there aren't more fics about this couple.)

Least favorite pairings:

KennyxKyle (With the exception of, like, one fanfic that I found.), StanxKenny

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-Teen Titans-

I adored this show when I was little. :) I tend to like femslash more in this fandom-- don't ask me why.

Favorite characters: Blackfire, Cyborg, Jinx, Raven, Slade, Starfire, Tara

Least favorite characters: Gizmo (he's so fricking annoying)

Favorite pairings: RobinxSlade (Yeah, I thought it was weird, too... But when you think about it, this couple makes perfect sense. Or maybe I'm just insane, LOL.) , StarfirexRaven, RavenxBlackfire, RavenxTara, RavenxJinx, BlackfirexJinx, BlackfirexTara, TaraxBeast Boy

Least favorite pairings: None that I can think of right now.

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-That 70's Show-

Favorite characters: Donna, Jackie, Eric, Hyde, Kelso, Fez, Leo, Mitch, Charlie, Laurie

Least favorite characters: Randy and Sam (I hated season eight.)

Favorite pairings: DonnaxEric (These two, of course, belong together.), HydexDonna, DonnaxJackie, EricxHyde, FezxKelso (How in holy hell does this not have more fics?!), FezxJackie (I don't think they should have ended up together, but it would have been funny to see them togeher in the earlier episodes), HydexJackie (These two were perfect together), KelsoxJackie, LauriexKelso

Least favorite pairings: DonnaxRandy, HydexSam

I would have ended the series with DonnaxEric, HydexJackie, and FezxKelso. None of that Sam The StripperxHyde and RandyxDonna bullsh-t they tried to give us.

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-Total Drama series-

Favorite characters (because I'm obsessed with this show, I'm giving longer answers):

Ezekiel: He apologized for the sexist comments. And besides, the dude grew up on a farm with "freaky prairie people" for parents. He didn't know that he said anything bad! Holding it over his head is unfair. Anyway, I loved his personality at first, but the gangster thing was just stupid. And I HATED what they did with him in TDWT. Ezekiel getting kicked off first again and going all evil-goblin-like was just a big "F*ck You!" to all of his fans. :(

Eva: I find her very interesting. She's trying to get over her anger issues, and she's independent and strong. She could have been given a lot more development as a character if the producers freaking gave a damn about her (which it doesn't seem like they do).

Noah: He's so sarcastic, hilarious, and awesome! Everything that comes out of his mouth is freaking gold. I happen to be a fangirl of his... I mean, he isreally hot (for a cartoon, LOL). Have you seen him when his hair is wet? Haha. I'm pretty sure he's gay, though.

Tyler: Who doesn't love a no-talent jock? He's really funny, and the way he was in TDWT was great. I love all of his lines, and the way he reacted when Alejandro picked him up. X3

Izzy: Hooray for little miss crazy! She added flavor to the show that only an insane girl can.

Cody: He's adorable and dorky! Adorkable! xD Not to mention he's funny, sweet, caring, and it's just plain entertaining to watch him strike out with girls over and over. By the way, when I write about Cody in a slash pairing he'll always be the girl/uke.

Courtney: She's beautiful (in my opinion), smart, and always confident. I love that about her. I hated how bossy she could be, though, and how bitchy she was in TDA. She was better in TDWT, but I swear I wanted to strangle Duncan for cheating on her. And don't you think something had to have happened to her to make her end up like this? I think so.

Bridgette: In TDI only! In season two her whole life revolved around making out with Geoff, and in season three her whole life revolved around Alejandro. Seriously, Bridge, what happened to the caring surfer girl? Now all she cares about is guys. :/

Lindsay: The funny little dumb blond! I love quoting her. "Are you Tyler?" xD Not to mention, it was just awesome when she cursed out Heather.

Heather: I deserve weird looks for this one... It's just that she's such an interesting character to me. Like Courtney, I think that something had to have happened to make her this evil and bossy. And she really shows some of her other side in TDDDDI, when she was crying about everyone hating her. I know that some people say that she was faking, but I believe it was real. Not to mention she added drama to the show! I miss her original hairstyle, though. D:

Gwen: She doesn't take sh*t from anyone! Lol. And I love how she's independent and dramatic. It's kind of hard to find someone who likes Courtney, Heather, AND Gwen, isn't it?

Owen: YAY! Owen! He was awesomely funny, especially those things he said about Justin. Yeah he was gross at times, but the funny fat guy is usually gross, right?

Blaineley: I can't explain why. I just really like her. Maybe it's because she's so sassy and bitchy, and (when it comes to dishing the dirt on other people) she speaks the truth. I don't know why, but I sometimes like bitchy characters. She lies about a lot of stuff about herself, but what do you expect from a Hollywood diva? I didn't like her becoming a contestant, though.

Character I Go Back and Forth With: Duncan (Sometimes I think he's hilarious and awesome. Other times he pisses me off, like when he cheated on Courtney and had no remorse. I guess I'll never really have a set opinion of him. He's kind of complicated, after all.)

Least Favorite Characters:

Beth (she goes from sweet nerdy girl to thinking that she's eye candy and can have anyn guy she wants. Bleh.), Trent (he's a Gary Stu), Bridgette in TDA and TDWT (because she suddenly became boy-obsessed), LeShawna (In a nutshell: what she did in TDA made me hate her, and TDWT didn't redeem her because all she did was squeal over Alejandro. I think she's hilarious, I just have a hard time respecting her.), Sierra (That annoying, whiney, fanbrat stalker!)

Favorite pairings:

IzzyxAnyone (But I can only see IzzyxNoah one-sided on Izzy's side. All of my favorites with Izzy will be mentioned later in the list, though.)

EvaxEzekiel (This couple should be more popular :/)

TylerxEzekiel (We need more Tylekiel!)

IzzyxEzekiel

CourtneyxEzekiel (Hooray for crack couples!)

BridgettexEzekiel

GeoffxEzekiel (I ship this thanks to a fanfic)

HeatherxEzekiel (Queen BeexFreak... It's bound to cause drama!)

EvaxTyler (JockxJock. It makes perfect sense, really.)

EvaxIzzy

EvaxHeather (I sure do pair Eva with a lot of people, don't I?)

EvaxGwen (This is because of a fanfic)

NoahxCody (No matter what anyone says, I will always believe that these two are meant to be together)

HaroldxNoah (one-sided on Harold's side only. I know, I'm odd. xD)

OwenxNoah (one-sided on Owen's side only! And, seriously. Have you seen TDWT? It had this one-sided couple written all over it.)

AlejandroxNoah

JustinxOwen (This pairing would be popular if more people thought Owen and Justin were cute. I definitely don't, but come on. The couple was right freaking there!)

ChrisxJustin (Remember the TDA massage thing? XD)

KatiexSadie

IzzyxKatie (CRACK FEMSLASH!)

GwenxKatie (Opposites attract, right?)

SadiexHarold (I watched a few videos on YouTube. Now I'm convinced that Sadie could like Harold, but I don't think he likes her back.)

CodyxHeather (Damn you, YouTube-videos-of-obscure-crack-pairings-that-I-watch-at-three-AM-because-I'm-bored-and-not-tired!)

LindsayxSadie (Phobia Factor made me think of this. Seriously, it looked like these two were at least going to become friends!)

TylerxBridgette

LindsayxTyler

DJxTyler (I actually forgot about this couple for awhile... But I re-watched TDDDDI and I fell for it all over again! XD)

GeoffxTyler (FratBoyShipping! LOL. Don't they just act like they'd at least be friends in real life? I think so.)

GwenxTyler (Popular jock boy and goth chick? Amazingness.)

AlejandroxTyler (Tyler totally likes him!)

IzzyxCourtney

IzzyxHeather (Heather was SO about to blush when Izzy grinded up on her in "Up the Creek"!)

IzzyxGwen (InsanexGothic. It never goes wrong.)

IzzyxOwen (I used to hate this couple, until Owen sang "Oh, My Izzy". It was just so sweet! I especially love the part where Izzy's a mermaid and Owen's a fisherman, but he throws her back because it looks like she misses the water. X3)

CodyxCourtney

TrentxCody (For some reason, I can totally picture Trent hitting on Cody behind Noah's back, lol.)

GwenxCody

CourtneyxHarold

BridgettexCourtney (I used to be totally against this pairing, but it grew on me.)

DuncanxCourtney (I can never abandon this couple. It was my original OTP. :)

HeatherxCourtney

GwenxCourtney

BlaineleyxCourtney (I don't really know why...)

HaroldxBridgette

DuncanxHarold

HeatherxHarold (TDDDDI and TDA made me ship this. I just love it!)

TrentxLindsay (I think this is really cute. Especially all of the tiny moments they have :3)

DuncanxTrent

ChrisxTrent (This is also because of a fanfic)

BridgettexLindsay

DuncanxBridgette

HeatherxBridgette

LindsayxHeather

OwenxLindsay

ChrisxLindsay

GwenxGeoff

GeoffxLeShawna (Someone I know was watching 'Xtreme Torture' for the first time. She kept guessing who wrote the love letters to LeShawna, and when it turned out it was Harold I heard her say "I thought it was Geoff..." xD So, yeah. That's how this couple got into my head.)

DuncanxHeather (I don't know why.)

DuncanxGwen (I used to hate this couple with a fiery passion, LOL)

HeatherxGwen (I know they hate each other. But the ending of "The Very Last Episode, Really!" put this couple in my head. Also I love opposites attract pairings, and the possible angst behind this one... -sigh- I just love it so much.)

BlaineleyxHeather (I love Heather femslash too damn much -.-)

BlaineleyxOwen ("Niagra Brawls", anyone?)

SierraxChris (I liked her better as a Chris fangirl)

ChrisxChef

Pairings I don't like:

GeoffxBridgette (Only the way it was in TDA. All Bridgette cared about was making out with Geoff! Their personalities were totally ruined!)

HaroldxLeShawna (I think that if Harold ends up with any girl, it should be Heather. I know, it's strange, but I don't care. :P)

CodyxBeth

CodyxSierra (Would you love someone who stalked you, paralyzed you, and wouldn't leave you alone no matter what? Didn't think so. This couple is just plain WRONG.)

NoahxAny Girl (I just can't see him liking any girl. :/)

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-Vampire Academy series and Bloodlines series-

Favorite characters: Rose Hathaway, Lissa Dragomir, Dimitri Belikov, Christian Ozera, Adrian Ivashkov, Mason Ashford, Mia Rinaldi, Sydney, Laurel, Eddie Castile, Jill Mastrano

Least favorite characters: Keith (That horrible bastard.)

Favorite pairings:

RosexLissa (I'm going to write so much for this pairing...), RosexDimitri, RosexAdrian, RosexMason, RosexMia (By now you're definitely thinking "Do you ship EVERYONE with Rose?!" XD), LissaxAdrian, ChristianxAdrian, MasonxEddie, JillxMia, JillxEddie SydneyxAdrian

Least favorite pairings: LissaxChristian (Meh. It's okay.)

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-Vampire Kisses series-

Favorite characters: Raven, Trevor, Jagger, Luna, Valentine

Least favorite characters: Alexander

Favorite pairings: RavenxTrevor, LunaxRaven, RavenxBecky, TrevorxAlexander, ValentinexBilly

Least favorite pairings: RavenxAlexander, LunaxAlexander, BeckyxMatt

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-VicTORIous-

At first I thought I would hate this show, but it's actually not that bad. I didn't like it so much when I first saw it, but it grew on me.

Favorite Characters: Cat Valentine (at first I thought she was pretty annoying. But she grew on me, and now I think she's just adorable!), Rex Powers (I know a lot of people don't like him, but I think he's funny), Robbie Shapiro (I love nerds and loser characters), Andre Harris, Jade West (definitely my favorite character! She's funny, interesting, and pretty unique for a Nick character)

Least Favorite Characters: Trina Vega (Usually idiotic characters are funny... but Trina has never made me laugh. She's an extremely useless character and serves no purpose on the show except for being failed comic relief and showing that Tori is a better singer by comparison.), Tori Vega (She has absolutely no personality, she wins everything, and everyone loves her to death. Really, I think she may be a Mary-Sue. I know she's the protagonist, but they make it seem like she's the only character who matters at all.)

Favorite Pairings: AndrexJade (Kind of), JadexCat, CatxRobbie (It's kind of cute), JadexRobbie (I love seeing nerds with hot girls, and DorkxGoth is always awesome!)

Least Favorite Pairings: TrinaxAnybody (I hate seeing boy crazy girls in couples. The girl always acts like an idiotic hopeless romantic.)

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-Wrestling-

I will not use any wrestler's real name in my fanficiton (unless, of course, they use it as their ring name). I'm used to hearing their ring name, and I'm writing about their character, after all. I don't know what any of them are like in real life, it's all just speculation. It would make me feel weird to use their real names. Daniel Bryan is sort of an exception, since when I write about him, I tend to make people who knew him in Ring of Honor call him "Bryan". I do the same thing with Evan Bourne. Dolph Ziggler is becoming an exception, too, because his real name is awesome and gets caught in your head easily (Nic Nemeth) whereas "Dolph Ziggler" sounds like a porn star. XD Sorry, I tend to ramble. ^ ^'

I realized that I tend to like heels more often than faces. Go figure. It's just that heels cause all the drama, and they usually have really interesting characters.

Favorite male wrestlers:

Alex Shelly (he's incredibly awesome and hilarious!),Brian Kendrick, Brock Lesnar (I can't believe he came back!)Christian (I'm still a peep!), Chris Jericho, Chris Sabin (MCMG!) Cody Rhodes (He's amazing! I love how he's morphed all of his gimmicks together. My favorite gimmick of his was the "disfigured" thing), CM Punk (I loved him at first, although the Straight Edge Society bugged me. Then I was upset with him because he ruined Nexus, but his promo on Raw 6/27/11 was just UNFORGETTABLE. It cancelled out all the things he did that pissed me off, haha.), Curt Hawkins, Dolph Ziggler, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Edge (I miss him), Evan Bourne, Heath Slater (I love him! He's like a spazzy rockstar x3), Jeff Hardy, John Morrison (It's sad that he got released), Justin Gabriel (he needs to work on his promos, though.), Kane, Matt Hardy, The Miz (for some reason, I hate seeing him as the top in slash couples. He's a bottom to me X3), Mr. Anderson, Paul Burchill (I miss him so much!), Ricardo Rodriguez (Watch Ricardo's FCW matches and promos. He's freaking incredible.) Santino Marrella, The Undertaker, Wade Barrett (He is EPIC. Plain and simple.), Yoshi Tatsu, Zack Ryder (Woo Woo Woo! You know it!)

Favorite female wrestlers: AJ Lee (I love the whole nerdy, video-game-loving, girl-next-door thing. And she's actually a good wrestler!), Angelina Love (She's talented, funny, and she's just perfect with Winter. -heart-), Beth Phoenix (Go Sisters of Salvation! Cleanse the Divas!), Gail Kim, Katie Lea/Winter (She's so epic. TNA needs to put her back in the Knock-Outs Title contention RIGHT NOW.), Lita (I miss her! If she came back, I would have a f-cking heart attack), Madison Rayne (I used to hate her, but she's grown on me.), Maryse (I love her attitude and her personality, and I love writing about her. I'm so sad she got released, although she could have been more diverse in the ring.), Maxine (she's improved a lot in the ring since NXT Season 3, and I like her personality. She seems like a mix of Maryse and Gail Kim's heel persona but with more sexuality. She needs to work on her acting skills though...) Michelle McCool, Melina, Mickie James (HARDCORE COUNTRY!), Natalya, Tamina, Velvet Sky (I like her as a heel, but I don't like her as a face), Victoria.

Wrestlers I'm Not Sure About: Aksana (She was pretty good in FCW at wrestling, but her gimmick works better with her as a blond. Still, I'm not sure how I feel about her.), Kaitlyn (when she wrestles on SmackDown, she's bad. But on FCW and NXT Redemption, she's good. Maybe it's nerves? Hopefully, she'll overcome her nervousness... Regardless, she's bad with promos.). I liked John Cena back when he first came in, when he was "the doctor of thuganomics". But I can't stand the whole "Super Cena" thing.

Least favorite male wrestlers: Alberto Del Rio (He stole Ricardo Rodriguez's gimmick. T.T), David Otunga (He's only in WWE because he's married to a celebrity! He honestly can't wreslte all that well.), The Great Khali (He botches all the time and he's as charismatic as a grape!), Jinder Mahall (The only Canadian wrestler I don't like. T.T) Mason Ryan (He's just Batista 2.0 who came out of nowhere and automatically got a spot in New Nexus.), Michael Cole (Okay, he's not a wrestler. But I still hate him.)

Least favorite female "wrestlers" (if you can even call them that): Alicia Fox (She can't wrestle for sh!t, she boches every move she does, and she struts down the ramp like she has ten broken ribs!), The Bella Twins (The sluttiest whores in WWE. They can't wrestle and they cheat all the time, even when they're faces! I hate them both! On the plus side, they seem to be improving in the ring), Eve Torres (She's can't even do half the stuff in her moveset correctly, and she has no charisma whatsoever. She's a vortex where charisma goes to die.)

My least favorite Diva ever is Kelly Kelly. She dresses like a slut, she acts like a slut in ring, she can't wrestle, and she has no personality or charisma whatsoever. She's nothing but a Barbie doll, nothing more than Torrie Wilson with a different name... Whenever Kelly comes on screen, I feel physically sick to my stomach. I'm not even kidding, it's not healthy that I hate her this much. XD Sorry for ranting, I get carried away when it comes to the Divas. ^ ^'

Favorite pairings:

Alex RileyxMiz (Mainly one-sided on Alex's side. I'm starting to like it as a two-sided couple, though.)

Angelina LovexVelvet Sky

Angelina LovexWinter (This couple is amazing!)

NatalyaxBeth Phoenix

Rosa MendesxBeth Phoenix

ChristianxEdge (Ah, the bromance that is Chredge! I just love it, even though it's kind of creepy that when I was a kid I believed they were brothers... ._.)

CM PunkxJeff Hardy

CM PunkxBeth Phoenix (There was a rumor that they were dating in real life.)

CM PunkxMaryse (Because I love putting delinquents with princesses. :3)

Cody RhodesxTed DiBiase (These two are perfect together!)

Daniel BryanxGail Kim (They were cute together on screen)

Daniel BryanxEvan Bourne (Because I heard that they're friends in real life, and well, I think it's cute!)

Daniel BryanxThe Miz (If they end up becoming a tag team like they hinted at, I would fall for this couple. Until then, I'm not so sure.)

Drew McIntyrexWade Barrett (Because they're best friends in real life, they had a tag team in FCW, and I think they look cute together X3)

EdgexLita

Evan BournexJack Swagger (This is an adorable opposites-attract pairing! Evan is sweet, nice, and a fan favorite while Jack is arrogant, mean, and hated X3 I actually had a dream about it a while ago.)

Gail KimxMaryse

Gail KimxEvan Bourne (I heard that Daniel and Evan are friends in real life, so this is one of those angsty "my best friend's girlfriend" type of things with me)

Gail KimxNatalya (I don't know why. ^ ^')

Heath SlaterxJustin Gabriel (These two are soulmates! Funny story: I pointed out the bromance between Heath and Justin, and my mom's friend said "So THAT's what it is! I thought that they were giving off a vibe!" XD)

Heath SlaterxWade Barrett (-pokes icon- There's a little somethin' going on there!)

Heath SlaterxMaryse (I pair Maryse with so many different people...)

Heath SlaterxMickie James

Heath SlaterxNaomi (He was checking her out last SmackDown!)

Husky HarrisxMichael McGuillicutty

Jack SwaggerxRey Mysterio (You can thank Rey's Road to Wrestlemania storyline on 'Smackdown vs. Raw 2011' for this one -.- But seriously, that thing was slashy as hell.)

John CenaxWade Barrett (Because of the whole "Cena vs. Nexus" thing)

John CenaxZack Ryder (Zack's like his obsessive little fanboy :3)

John MorrisonxThe Miz (My second favorite pairing, behind Slariel. I mean, there had to have been something going on during that tag team! ;)

Katie LeaxMaryse (I put Winter and Maryse with almost everyone X3)

Michael McGillicuttyxHeath Slater (One-sided on Michael's side, mostly. I think of it as a love-hate/lust-hate thing... I don't think this couple will make sense to anyone, though, until I write a fic about it.)

Katie LeaxLita

Katie LeaxPaul Burchill (They totally had an incest gimmick! But they're not brother and sister in real life, so I guess that's why I don't feel too gross about liking this pairing. If I owned WWE, this couple never would have split up...)

Katie LeaxWade Barrett (I don't know where this came from. I just fell for it one day, and when I went on FFn, I saw other fics with this couple.)

LaylaxMichelle McCool (This couple is simply flawless! xD)

LitaxMatt Hardy

MarysexMickie James

MarysexThe Miz (In my fanfics, they'll usually be either dating or he'll be her gay best friend XD)

Michelle McCoolxMickie James

Mickie JamesxTrish Stratus

Wrestling Pairings I Don't Like:

LaylaxKaval and MichellexKaval (Meh, I guess it's because I love LayCool as a shipping so much.)

AJ LeexDaniel Bryan (I. HATE. THIS. COUPLE. I can honestly only see a brother-sister friendship between those two. Nobody likes them together, and I'm so freaking happy that they aren't together anymore!)

AksanaxTeddy Long

The Bella TwinsxDaniel Bryan (He's too good for either of those hookers!)

Vickie GuerreroxAnyone (For obvious reasons)

Michael ColexAnyone (Once again, for obvious reasons. I don't care if he's obsessed with Miz and Jack Swagger, Michael Cole is f-cking awful!)

Justin GabrielxKelly Kelly (*coughcough*COVER-UP*cough*BEARD*cough*)

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There you have it: my very slashy, strange opinions. I tend to fall for new pairings just by reading one good fanfic about them, in case you haven't noticed. :) For now I only have fanfics for TD and wrestling, but that will change soon.

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Quotes:

"Alberto Del Rio, your destiny is not to be champion. And it's not even to be the greatest of the great... It's to be-- and you should be proud of this-- the personal ring announcer for Ricardo Rodriguez!"-- Rey Mysterio, WWE

"I hate you, Heath Slater! I HATE YOU!"-- A fan in the crowd during Raw (Lmao! Even though I adore Heath!)

Cartman: I'm half bisexual!
Mr. Garrison: Oh, stop it, you kids don't know what you're talking about! Eric, you are not half bi.
Cartman: I'm like a quarter bi. My grandpa was bi so that makes me a quarter bi.
Mr. Garrison: What?
--South Park, "South Park Is Gay!"

Sierra: (picking Cody up out of a river) Oh, Cody! If one of us drowns, I want it to be me!
Cody: (waking up) Me too.
--"Anything Yukon Do I Can Do Better", TDWT (I laughed so fricking hard when he said that. XDDD)

Meatwad: I thought you said TV was bad.
Frylock: It is... But we f-cking need it!
-Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Look, Lois! The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change."-- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Kelso nailed your sister!"-- Eric Foreman, That 70's Show

Homer: I second that xylophobia!
Lisa: You mean xenophobia. Xylophobia would be a fear of xylophones.
Homer: I am afraid of xylophones-- it's the music you hear when skeletons are dancing!
-- The Simpsons

Justin: I guess now I'm just another pretty face.
Sadie: And pecs!
Katie: And abs!
Owen: And butt!
Duncan: (eyes widen)
Owen: What?
-- Total Drama Action Reunion, Celebrity Manhunt

"There are two syllables for hot; Jus and tin. Man, that guy is so hot I could kiss him! (pause) Because he's a good team mate! Oh, why'd I say that?"- Owen, TDI

"Okay, you are like, sooooo lucky my license to kill is currently expired."- Izzy, TDI

"Just stand there and look pretty."- Eddy (to Double D), Ed Edd N Eddy

Double D: This would be so much more bearable if I had my provisions!
Eddy: What's that? (pause) I think it's the sound of no one caring!
-Ed Edd N Eddy

"Girls on the rebound are the best! They cry, then you get to buy them a pop and listen and then-- well, they still won't go out with ya, but you get to buy them a pop!"-- Cody, Total Drama World Tour

Noah: And you know this how?
Sierra: I called his aunt once. I pretended I was a telemarketer!
Noah: (sarcastically) Oooh, stalker-licious.
--"Walk Like An Egyptian Pt. 2", TDWT

Homer: Marge-- I'm going to a hardcore gay club and I won't be back until three in the morning!
Marge: Have fun!
--The Simpsons

"Stay awake for twelve hours? I could do that in my sleep!"-- Owen, TDI

Owen: (covers himself with pee)
Beth: What are doing?
Owen: Masking my scent so the deer don't smell me coming!
LeShawna: Tell me that isn't--
Owen: Pee? Yes. Yes it is!
Beth: We're hunting other campers. You don't have to hide your scent.
Owen: You mean I collected all this pee for nothing? (throws jar of pee)
Lindsay and Beth: (screaming and running away)
LeShawna: Dude, you are one sick ticket!
-- Paintball Deer Hunter, TDI

Meatwad: Now please, if you would... Get the f-ck out of my way. I mean, how many times do I have to f-cking write 'Ice Cream' on this f-cking list before someone gets in f-cking gear and brings home the f-cking Ice Cream? Maybe I should get a stake knife and etch it in your mother f-cking forehead! How hard can it f-cking be? Ice mother f-cking Cream! I guess that's the price I pay for living with two f-cking morons! (leaves the room and slams the door)
Shake: What happened to courtesy? Did it just... disappear?

--Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Meatwad: If you expect me to eat this, you're gonna have to supply me with some wing sauce.
Frylock: How about a twist of lemon?
Meatwad: How about a twist of I gouge your mother f-cking eyes out? Get me the goddamn wing sauce!
--ATHF

Alejandro: (helps up Bridgette and Izzy)

Izzy: Wow-wee!

Bridgette: I-I-I have a boyfriend!

Alejandro: And, amigos, please. Allow me. (helps up Ezekiel and Tyler)

Ezekiel: Wow, eh.

Tyler: (pushing Alejandro away) I like girls!

--TDWT (Epicness!)

Entrance Theme: (singing) You can look, but you can't touch!

Me: That is a fucking lie!

-- Me when The Bella Twins were coming out

Entrance Theme: (singing) Holla, Holla, Holla!

Me: (singing) Hell no, hell no, hell no!

--Me when Smelly Kelly is coming out

Entrance Theme: She looks good to me...

Frankie: She's ugly.

-- My cousin when Eve was coming to the ring, lol.

"So, y'all is just tryin' to be M&Ms, ain't cha?"- Ben (my brother) when he saw Hershey's Drops (He doesn't actually talk like that, BTW)

"Oh, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch."- Sheldon, Big Bang Theory

"He didn't bribe me; he just caught my attention in a monetary fashion."- Buford, Phineas & Ferb

"Justin Gabriel has two beards: one on his face, and one that's blond and needs to stop wrestling."-- Me (I'm referring to Kelly Kelly, in case you can't tell ;)

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Up-Coming Stories

'We Are One' Huge Mess: The evolution of The Nexus, from begining to end, including all the drama and hilarity that wasn't on-screen. Slash./ I'm really excited about this one. As for pairings, I will have Slariel and Jade (of course), but other than that I don't want to spoil anything. ;)

The Slash Era: WWE finally gives us what we want-- slash storylines! This fic will go over the course of one year as WWE enters The Slash Era./ This is definitely going to be fun! I've written out a lot of the storylines for it, and I'm really looking forward to writing out every episode. :)

World Wrestling High School: AU. All your favorite wrestlers, now teens, are attending the same high school... but it's not your average high school fic! All hell will break loose!/ This will have everything your average dramatic TV High School has, but with more slash and a few surprises. It's sort of a parody of high school movies, in a way. People in the fic include John Cena, Heath Slater, Wade Barrett, Justin Gabriel, Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase, Maryse, Michelle McCool, Gail Kim, AJ Lee, Evan Borune, Daniel Bryan, and more... As for pairings, so far I've picked MiMo, Chredge (Jadam), Codiase, Swiggler, and Kyan (Gail KimxDaniel Bryan), along with a lot of others.

The Unnamed MiMo Project: When you're in a tag team, you've got to trust your partner. When you're team is thrown together randomly, you've got to make it work. When you fall in love with your partner, you're screwed. The MizxJohn Morrison./ This will go through the entire Miz & Morrison tag team from begining to end. How they worked backstage, got together, and so on. Trust me, it will be awesome!

What Happened During Legacy: Ted and Randy may pretend it never happened, but Cody Rhodes will never forget... This is the evolution of Legacy. Slash./ Basically the idea of " 'We Are One' Huge Mess", but with Legacy instead of Nexus. Also, this one is more dramatic and less funny than WAOHM.

The Perfect Man: Have you ever wondered why Drew McIntyre and Tiffany got divorced? Well, let's just say it had to do with a certain pompous Brit... Drew McIntyrexTiffany, Drew McIntyrexWade Barrett./ This one really doesn't need anymore explanation.

Sick and Wrong: Paul just had to be insane, because there was no way in hell that his little sister was his soul mate... The forbidden love story to end all forbidden love stories. Eventual Katie LeaxPaul Burchill incest. Don't like it, don't read it./ For the record, they aren't related in real life. And they were going to be an incest couple until WWE went PG and Vince McMahon had to nix the storyline.

I Don't Want A Damn Rookie!: Prequel to " 'We Are One' Huge Mess". What backstage drama unfolded before the NXT rookies ever put on their Nexus armbands? Only one way to find out: R&R./ I'm not sure if I'm posting this first or WAOHM first. I thought of this one after I thought of WAOHM, so I'm not sure...

Angels Aren't Supposed to Have Flaws: "I was afraid. Afraid of you, of myself, of being gay. But fate didn't give a damn about my fears." This is the story of how Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel came together./ This takes place during FCW, before NXT.

Don't be surprised if these take a long time for me to post. I'm a perfectionist when it comes to writing, and I like to write out multi-chapter fics before I post them. I want them to be as good as possible, so that you enjoy reading them! But on the bright side, at least the updates won't take forever. :)

And here's the end of my very, very, very long profile. You're probably shocked that there wasn't a 'copy and paste' section. XD

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