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Vaxl
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since: 05-20-07, id: 1282385
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Author has written 4 stories for Mega Man, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Fruits Basket.

Just to let everyone know... I'm have school, so don't expect many updates.

Jessie: Prepare for trouble!

James: And make it double!

Jessie: To protect the world from devastatsion!

James: To unite all peoples within our nation!

Jessie: To denounce the evils of trueth and love!

James: To Extent our reach to the starts above!

Jessie: JESSIE!

James: JAMES!

Jessie: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Meowth: Meowth! That's rgiht!

I don't own Poke'mon, well, I own the games Red, Blue, Gold, Silver and Ruby, but WHATEVA!- it does look like Team Rocket is blasting off agian, though. What a lovely sight.

Gee, it's sad that I still remember that. It's been... Almost a decade since I've seen Poke'mon.

Well, some more about me?

If you have any Eikichi (K. Kuwabara's cat from Yu Yu Hakusho) Fanfics, PM me about them, I really like them.

I'm Vaxl and I like throwing soup at peoples faces and hearing there reactions to the fact that something had just launched a bowl of soup in his face.

I like pie.

I am a cucumber. Please do not send me to the pickle farm!

I'm pretty much a nerd. I eat once a day, (three times or two times on school days) I don't bathe unless I'm going somewhere.

The pairings I support are...

Spike x Faye, (So cute together . Spike ~only~ hates tomboys...)

Spike x Julia (of course)

Momiji x Me (Us crazy fangirls) L-O-V-E WE LOVE! MOMIJI!! MOMIJI!! BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH!!!

Axl X Zero (Hahahahaha not.)

Franziska x Miles Edgeworth (Sorta boring, though. But it makes alot of sence. For those of you who throw up the "Incest Barrier", stop (hammer time) and think. They're not related. They just grew up together. And that's another reason to support the EdgeyxSisky pairing :D)

Oldbag x Dieing (SHE DESERVES TO BURN A HORRIBLE DEATH AAHHHH!!! PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE HER PUPILS! SHE'S SCARRING THE KIDS!! MOMMY!!! HEELLPP!!! THIS CRAZY ANCIENT CONTAINER IS SCARRING ME!!! WAAAHHHHHH!!!!!)

Oldbag x Shutting up (If she can't die she can atleast SHUT UP)

Oldbag x Chewing Glass Shards (If she can't do eiher of the last two than I am FORCING her to do this!)

Phoenix x Maya (They would adopt Pearly. I think Pearly sees Maya and Phoenix as her parents, and that's where she gets the idea of Maya and Phoenix being a couple. As for me, I just can't think of any where else to put the two, and I think they'd be cute together, despite age difference. I do suport Franziska x Edgeworth, too, after all, just not as hardcore)

Franzisak x Gumshoe (I'd like what the kids would turn out to be... Easy going but lotsa rules, The kids would be more of someone I'd be comfortable obeying. If you just say, "Hey, you hafta do this before bed-time, okay?" I'd do it, but if you strictly command "You have to do this before you go to bed." I would feel like such an underdog. Besides, fanfics upporting them are always so cute[Eee, that was a long reason)

Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV (Cowboy Bebop)x Momiji Sohma (Fruits Basket) (Yes, Ed's actually a girl, Momiji is a guy) Well, Ed's only thirteen, and Momiji is 16, but that's not a huge age difference. [Wait... Momiji would be 77 years old by the time Ed is 13... Umm... A Time paradox! And I think they'd go perfect together. Both of them don't have a mom, both of them have a sad life, but they're still the happiest, cutest little things ever. They act alot alike, too. I think they'd at least be best friends. [I think I'm getting too hardcore about these pairings...)

Kazul (Enchanted Forest Chronicles) x Thorn (Inheritance series-still waiting for third book) I don't know why, but I have this idea of what Thorn would be like, and would just go nice with Kazul. But since we've never gotten any inside info on Thorn, you can just make him what you think of. So, I say He'd like Kazul.

Ninjas x Pirates Everyone says one or the other is better, but after playing WoW, being in 40 man raids taking down endgame bosses (before The Burning Crusade came out) and then after that the whole raid getting an item that will cahnge you into either a pirate or ninja, then the people going into poses and taking pictures of the pirates and ninja's as one team, I think they're equal. And what would pwn more than a ninja pirate? Well... A Flying Robot Zombie Ninja Pirate Space Monkey would, I guess...)

Kurama x Yukina (It's just such a cute pairing!)

Poor Hiei, just doesn't pair with anyone.

Gumshoe so wants to adopt Pearly, just so he can show her that pistol. But he doesn't, becuase he knows Phoenix and Maya would be jealous.

Well, my mixed up brain, with is a blender, MS Paint, and a Photoshop Editer, and Vault of Memories (I like remembering things) And aslo tons of RAM (Ya' know, Random Access Memory, like computers?) My brian's operating system is Windows 2000, great fro running multiple tasks at once... back to the point. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYMORE PAIRINGS! OMFG!

Favorite Quotes: (I suggest you don't read the ones from shows you haven't seen. Yu Yu Hakusho takes up more than half of my profile, anyway.)

From Yu Yu Hakusho

"We all have darkness ans light in us. If we are all light on the outside, there is nothing but darkness underneath. There are times when the darkness... must come to light."- Shinobu Sensui

"Now, let me ask you something of a philosical question; if you take the lives of yourself to save yourself, is it murder?-Suzaku

"That's how you treat a guy who wins the whole Dark Tournament!? 'Oh thanks for saving my life and everything, but my sandwich is just' to damn good for ya!"-Yusuke

"Now I know I'm being watched. How creepy is that? I owe a major apology to the locker room girls after second period gym."-Yusuke

"That freak's screams are all I hear. Either he's beating the hell out of Kurama or someone found out where he's ticklish."-Yusuke

"Yomi, you son of a bitch! You hear me? I'm coming, so boil up a kettle of tea!"-Yusuke

Kuwabara: What's up, Mister Mazoku, I thought you were going to Demon World to be their king!?

Yusuke: I will someday, but who's gonna be here to kick your ass?

Kuwabara: Well, if you're goin' back, I better give you the beat-down now I was always too nice to give!- The Epic Ending of Yu Yu Hakusho

"Okay, maybe I'll shoot him in the eye, then he'll go blind. Wait he's got two eyes. Damn!"-Yusuke

"I guess I thought that if I never said it, it wouldn't have to be real. I'd like to think that I know better than that now. The only way to move on is to give her death the reverence it deserves, and give grief its due. I'm sorry you had to find out the way you did, Kuwabara, but I can't apologize for dealing with this the only way that I knew how."- Yusuke

"This day did start out weird. I went to school."-Yusuke, First Episode!

"Yusuke Urameshi. Age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through a big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance, until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villains! Fish food!"- Yusuke, during the Rando Fight.

Hiei: Listen to me as closely as you can, you two. I'm trusting you against my better instincts only because I have no other choice. Take care of the Toguro Brothers. If I wake up and we've lost, I swear I'll kill you all.

Yusuke(laughing at Hiei): You're so full of crap. (imitates Hiei) 'I don't care,' that's Hiei for you, he faints but still has time for threats.

Okubo: What is it Kuwabara? It the the old lady agian?

Kuwabara: No, it sounded more like a puny, low level ghost. Like a haunted racoon or something. (After sensing Yusuke behind him)

Yusuke (Still a ghost): A raccoon? ~tries to punch Kuwabara but just phases through~ You can forget it Botan, there's no way I'm taking over that lame-brain!

Botan: Here's my impersonation of Yusuke: "Look at me, I'm burning!"

"Look, we all know I can see Supernatural stuff a whole lot better than Yusuke, and I'm not just gonna sit around my house, while Uramashi doesn't see things, and lets monsters and bugs take over my town. Because I'm Kuwabara, and incase you forgot, I've got a sword!"- You even have to guess?

A collection of quotes from when Urameshi dies:

The First Time.

"I'm not gonna leave! Not until he gets out here and fight me! Why did you run away, Urameshi!? Why did you have to die!? You're suppose to be here... for me..."- Kuwabara

The time he pretty much died after the Saint Beast battle.

Kuwabara: Come on, Yusuke, wake up. Let's go home!

Kurama: I'm sorry. He's expending all of is body energy. His heart is stopping.

Kuwabara: Then I'll give him some of my own!

Kurama: That wouldn't be wise... You're body's still too damaged from Byakko, anymore strain on it could kill you.

Kuwabara: Me and Urameshi jumped into this deal together and we're both coming out alive or we're not coming out at all, OK?!

Kurama: Well, I suppose we'll have to go back to human world carrying both of them on our back.

Hiei (Gasp! He talks!): Here's what I don't understand; why would he bother saving her if he died in the process?

Kurama: Trust me, Hiei, there are reasons.

Hiei: Heh, maybe for a person who's lived there. But I'd never do it. (A/NNot even for Yukina?) Challange is enough without taking someone else's slack.

When Yusuke was about to die the second time.

"Urameshi! You can't go this way! Think! What I did against Toguro in the fight, I did it for you! I did it for you! But you can't ever die and have it be for me! You can't! You can't! Urameshi!"- Kuwabara

"You've...always gotta be there, Urameshi! Can't you get it? If you're not, then who am I?"- Kuwabara

"I won't forgive you. Not if you go out like this. There's nothing wrong with guys needing each other! For me, you're... well you're my..."-Kuwabara

When Yusuke did die after the Sensui fight.

"Come on, stop clowning around. Prankster. I get it, it's payback for me tricking you with Toguro. Good one. Too bad I'm not as gullibe as you... Big lame-o. I mean, hey, I'll just cover up your mouth and nose! You can't complain, right? I mean dead guys don't got to breathe! Look... your plan to motivate us worked! I broke us out! Now let's beat Sensui together and go home. Come on, I'm not dumb! See? You can't hide your heart bea- Urameshi..."- Kuwabara"I can still save them. I just have to act now. I have to get us out! I have to be stronger! What's wrong with me?"-Kuwabara

"Urameshi. You died a hero's death. Sacrificing your life to save billions of others. You've lit our torches, and I won't let your death be in vain. Even it means I'll be joining you soon."- Kuwabara

Now, Normal quotes.

"Beautiful lady... will you be my wife?"- Kuwabara talking to Botan.

(After Kuwabara fought Byakko's little Hair Tiger Thingies) Kuwabara: I call it Monster Beast Doughnut!

Hiei: Hn. What a stupid name.

Kurama: I think Monster Beast Doughnut is a perfect name.

Yusuke: I don't like it. You got one with chocolate frosting and sprinkles?

"These are lamp weeds, they're to show us the way out, like phosphorescent...bread crumbs..."- Kurama, in Sensui's Cave.

"You were wrong on two counts. Even the hardest substance can be broken, when crashed into itself. And the ability to feel pain is not a weakness. It's a strength. Pain tells a creature its vulnerabilities, and not to expose them to attack. Your robot is dead. And so, I'm afraid, are you."- Kurama, while fighting Guttasval.

"This stupidity is making me nauesous."-Hiei, insulting Kuwabara.

Hiei: No three letter word can rule my fate. Hot. ~soul gets extracted from his body. Haha!~

"If you had used that lump three feet above your ass, you still might've had your soul. (Turns to Hiei) Make that two feet for you."- Genkai

As usual, I was just watching the show, when Hiei said this-

"Touch me again with that stupid thing, and I'll break your wrist."- Now, me, having broken my wrist countless times, I say to my friends who are wathcing this right next to me, "Bah, breaking your wrist doesn't hurt THAT much! Even ask Stephen Colbert!"

"Hn."- The line that earned Hiei all his fans.

"You'll have to tear my limbs off to keep me down"- When Hiei said that, why did it trip my reference alarm to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"?

Hiei says-"Human's eyes are slow! Come on, where am I?" and I say "But having slow eyes can be entertaining!"

"There is no one who does not carry scars on their heart, and if there were someone in the world like that, they would be a shallow soul."-Hiei, in Bonds of Fire

Botan(While looking for Hiei to help with a case): Too bad Hiei's not here, we could use his Jagan Eye to find himself!

Kurama: Panic is logic's prey...

~Botan, after explaining some Spirit Detective Items, and talking about the watch~But! We got something new- It tracks demons, just instead of tracking demon ENERGY, it tracks the demon's genetic code!

Kurama: Too bad I don't carry around a lock of Hiei's hair.

Botan: Hmm... Good point. Hmmm... Well, there's always this...

Kuwabara: A whistle? Botan: This is like a dog whistle, just only demons can hear it ~Botan uses whistle~

Kuwabara: I don't here a darn'd thing.

~Hiei falls from a tree~

Hiei(After falling from the tree): What sort of repulsive creature can make my ears bleed?

Botan: Knew it would work!

Hiei: I only came to destroy the creature that was making that horrible noise.

Kurama: With how Kuwabara and Hiei argue, you would think they were a married couple past lives.

~pictures of Hiei and Kuwabara dressed up to be a couple appear, both Kuwabara and Hiei are both husband and wife~

Botan: But the question is- Who's the Husband and who's the Wife?

"No, it's not a chicken egg, and I can assure you what will come out of here won't be a chicken."-Koenma -And I say.. "But what comes out will be a bird!"

"Look at it this way, if demons did have toilets would you really want to use them?"- Our Favorite Shizuru Kuwabara.

"Time flies when you're taunting Yusuke mercilessly."-Shizuru, when they were making fun of Pu being Yusuke's Spirit Beast.

Dr. Ichigaki: They say teh spirit energy a human can create is far more powerful than any demon! A fierce monster of power locked within you all! It is only the human conscience that will keep this power at bay. Take away free will and the monster will say "Hello!".

Yusuke: How about "Ass kicking", do they say that, too?

Dr. Ichigaki: Every genious has his critics... I am but an inventer seeking to create the perfect fighting vehicle. No fear or compassion to hold it back, a human spirit power on cruise control!

Yusuke: Does it come with AC?

Koenma: Ogre, I decided I want control of wind, look into it.

Jorge: But why, sir?

Koenma: Well, I could do all sorts of noble things, but most of all I could get free air conditioning.

Jorge: That's very noble of you sir, very noble.

"I can't even see myself think."~ Our favorite Kuwabaka.

Terribly Long Scene.

Kuwabara (Walking up to Hiei and Kurama while watching the Semi-Finals): Well, well, look who it is. Guess you guys have the same idea we do about scoping out the competition for the semi-finals.

Kurama: Had, to say, the fight is all ready over.

Kuwabara: WHAT?!

Koto: So the last match of the Semi-finals will see Team Urameshi agianst the Unbeatable, Indefeatable, Beyond Believable Team Uraotogi!

Kuwabara: That is unbelievable, I mean, I can;t believe we missed the entire fight just becuase it took of coupla' extra minutes to brush my teeth!

Kurama: Though it was a spectacular sight to behold.

Hiei: Well, I'm sure your minty fresh breath was worth the delay. (Now pays attention to Yusuke)What is that ridicoulous thing growing out of your head?

Yusuke: It's just a puberty thing, okay? So, Kurama, how was your wound treatment?

Kurama: I'll be fine, I'll be fighting agian tomorrow.

Hiei: Hn, seems it's not as bad as you made us think.

Kurama: Compared to your energy loss, no, it seems it's not.

Kuwabara: I have an idea, you guys! Ask Yukina to use her healing powers!

Hiei gets a shocked look on his face.

Kuwabara: She's amazing. As soon as she touches you you'll feel better than you ever have before!

Hiei stops looking like he's in shock.

Kuwabara: She's pretty, too. She's also partially here to look for her Long-Long-Estranged-Brother. I'm gonna help her look for him just as soon as we win this tournament.

Kurama: Yukina's brother, sounds like a noble cuase! We should assist her, too, Hiei!

Yusuke: Yeah! You could even lend an eye!

Hiei(getting angry): Will you shut up!

Kuwabara: Wait... What's going on here? Am I missing something? Why aren't you guys telling me? Yusuke begins to chuckle. Kuwabara: What do you guys keep laughin' about, anyway? Yusuke: This is what Hiei said about the redicoulous thing on my head, right? Kuwabara: It wasn't that funny...

End of Redicoulously Long Scene

"You speak pretty clearly in your sleep, Yusuke. You better be careful or you might tell me something you don't want to... Of course I could always weasle't outta you, Pu."~ Keiko

"You lost to Kurama and Kurama lost to a dead guy, how's that for lame?" - Jin

"Pu!"- Pu, the line that seduced many female viewers.

"Hn"- Hiei, the line that earned him his fangirls.

"That's not very nice, Hiei!"- Kurama

"Another reason why I'm going to kill you- I have Divine Justice on my side- and justice KILLS!"- Shinobu Sensui

Yusuke(after sneaking up behind Kuwabara): ~jabs the spirt gun hand thingy into Kuwabara's ass~ SPIRIT GUN! (but he doesn't shoot, of course!)

I think I'm out of Yu Yu Hakusho quotes for now...

Now, for some things I made with my friends.

After me and my friends finished watching the episode where Yusuke gets killed by Sensui, we made a spoof of how it goes. But here's a vague description about my friends- Cassara-5'4'', long blond hair, wearing normals jeans and a pink and white T-shirt Amanda- About 5'3'', Has medium, normal brown hair. Me- About 5'1'', Long Darkish-medium brown hair, wearing an ultra-long bright green t-shirt covered in sweat stains and holes from chewing on, covering size 14 normal jeans (I wore size 12 slim's back then, and even those were a tad bit loose... Thank GOD I grew!!)

Cassara, being Sensui- "Trial of Humanity, the Defence rests."

Ironically, at this time, the song American Pie that was playing over my portable MP3 player (Never see those anymore...) was at the point where it said "The Courtroom was adjourned... No verdict was returned!"

Me, having beaten Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Justice for All- "OBJECTION! I deamand that this case stays open!"

Amanda, being Yusuke- "HOLD IT! I was only resting for a second, but I'm back, just alot more powerful than before and I'm still going to KICK YOUR ASS!"

Me, immitating Kuwabara (somehow)- "You jerk! Playing tricks on us like that! I thought you were dead for sure, this time. And now your a demon! Punk.

Amanda, "You should know me by now, Kuwabara, you know I never stay down for long!"

Me- "Oh, like the time you sleept for three days, sure."

Cassara, being Hiei, then Kurama, "I had no idea you were one of us, Yusuke!- No wonder you beat Hiei!

Me (being Raizen) then hooks up Amanda to a cord and pretends to control her, Amanda then literally kicks Cassara's ass, "Here you go, Sensui!"

Cassara, being Sensui, toppled over and acted dead.

Val (me) gets hit in head by Mika, a friend of hers around 5'1'', and is unsure of weather to call her hair brown or blue. "Ow! Hey, my head has feelings, too, ya'know!" -Me after getting hit in head by a friend.

"Laws are made to be obeyed, rules are made to be broken."- Me in an emo rant becuase I was board and thus had time to think.

So, one day I was watching the Colbert Report, and I learned he had broken his lift wrist, and me, having broken my left wrist at least three times, I could obviously relate, and I felt so empowered and awesome the next week knowing htat I had something in common with an awesome celebrity."

STUFF I GOT FROM FANFICS!

"I'm killing Hiei with Linen!"- Agent Dark Moose's "Haunted House". Not comedy, but horror. But beware, Rabid Flying Pillows are included!

The egg/bacon thingermajiger slithered away and said "Yes! FREEDOM!"- Some Fruits Basket Trueth or Dare thingy, I think made by Fox-Zodiac, but i'm not entirely sure...

STUFF I GOT FROM PROFILES!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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Silence is golden, but duct-tape is silver

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "Holy shit... what a ride!;" Anonymous.

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

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Imagine what I could do if I had all my brain cells.

"I think, therefore I get a headache."

"INSANITY: A perfectly normal change to the normal mind."

It takes 42 muscles to frown at them, and only four to flip them the bird and tell them to fuck off.

If you are against racism, copy this into your profile. The only race is humanity. (And Vaxl adds...) And don't go bullying nerds around just becuase they're pretty much a different species of human... I mean, they get preyed on by the non-nerds, they flock to different things, we don't blink as much, we go longer witout food, sleep, and water, and anyone can add to this list if they feel like it...

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"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse."

"Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free."

"I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes."

"I'm the kind of person who'll burst out laughing over something that happened yesterday."

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino(Vaxl needs to read his stories and praise him sometime...), Yavie Aelinel, IWuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlY JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina The Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Spirit Evolution, Kurama'srose124, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Ryoko Jaganshi , The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic, teh queen of randomness, Xannijn, Miakoda715, Tefnut Talvi, Beast Boy's Swivel Chair, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Vaxl

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever had a conversation with yourself while other people were around. Ass your name to the list. Fox-Zodiac, Vaxl

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever started yelling random things as loud as possible and add your name to the list. Fox-Zodiac, Vaxl

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART (One I like - The ones I love the most.)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and
down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best
John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several
bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"

Vinestar's Quiz!

1.Find a Globe. Spin it. What does it say? Vietnam

2.Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 3, word 6. Which book is it,and what does it say? Harry Potter: Year Seven. There's only two words here, and they're both "NO!"

3.What can you hear right now? The Air Conditioner and the extremely loud fan on my computer, with the loud clacking of my keyboard.

4.Have a conversation with the closest living thing other than yourself: Hey there, Bripums. Want on my lap? You can jump! Jump! See? I knew you could jump, ya old'ster (he's a 25 year old cat)

5.Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Wild West Tech

6.Type your name with your elbow. vaxl ...Holly Shit, I got it!

7.What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was typing my name with my elbo.. and I got it witout messing up!

8.Stand up. Close your eyes. spin around 3 times. Open your eyes. What do you see? The wall. It's very interesting, ya'know.. All baiege...

9.If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you be? Shadowpaw. The only character I know of.

10.Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they say? EREYLXAEAE...Earelexei... Sound like some sort of pokemon...