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since: 06-03-06, id: 1059686, Profile Updated: 05-19-10
country: USA
Author has written 11 stories for Death Note, D.Gray-Man, Get Backers, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

"Edgar Allan Poe's" tips to make the perfect dark story, with a scintilla of insanity. They come in handy, young grasshoppers.

1) Employ an unreliable narrator, preferably one who doesn’t know he is insane and has no recollection of such events as digging into a grave to rip out the teeth of his recently departed lover.

2) Include a beautiful woman with raven locks and porcelain skin, preferably quite young, and let her die tragically of some unknown ailment.

3) Use grandiloquent words, such as heretofore, forthwith, and nevermore. A little Latin will also enhance the text.

4) Do not shy away from such grotesqueries as inebriation, imprisonment, insanity, and men costumed as orangutans being burned to death.

5) When in doubt, bury someone alive.

It works every time! :D

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1. Decadent » reviews
Plagued by an insatiable desire to eat the fluffy cakes bound for a party, Allen is faced with an ultimatum. He must somehow survive his sugar withdrawal, or consume them and face his lover's "punishment," which will probably render him immobile...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 10-13-10 - Published: 1-14-09 - Allen Walker & Kanda Yuu
2. Chuu! Kissy Lovesprout! » reviews
The most cliché fanfiction you have ever read in your entire life. PARODY.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,091 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 10-13-10 - Published: 3-1-09 - Allen Walker & Kanda Yuu
3. Speak Easy reviews
The blindfold of nationalism and pride precludes America from seeing the flaws in his perfect nation. Lithuania notices. Roaring 20's.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-4-10 - America & Lithuania - Complete
4. Potty Mouth reviews
Performing a demeaning chant to unleash the horrors of a vengeful homosexual ghost trapped inside of his bathroom mirror wasn't the best of ideas, Shouichi discovered. 10051. Super-duper belated birthday gift for KISproductions. Happy 17th birthday!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,938 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-26-10 - Byakuran & Shōichi I.
5. School Spirit reviews
Tsuna is hopelessly confused as to why everyone fails to notice Hibari skipping class to make sweet love to the middle school. Hibari/Namimori. Crack, for KISproductions.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 10-15-09 - K. Hibari & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
6. Hearth reviews
Ban lost his gloves. Ban/Ginji.
Get Backers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-6-09 - Ban & Ginji - Complete
7. Communicable reviews
Pivotal information concerning the health of one's homosexual life partner is never good news when it is disclosed over a McDonald's table. Super-belated birthday fic for Novelist Pup.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-3-09 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker
8. Handcock reviews
Tyki can't resist the urge to grab Allen's ass in front of the nation's most historic document.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 2-15-09 - Tyki Mikk & Allen Walker - Complete
9. Yuuletide reviews
Kanda always hated Christmas time... Yullen!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-25-08 - Kanda Yuu & Allen Walker - Complete
10. Busted » reviews
Mello had never liked the mailman; something about him had always thrown him off. So naturally, it was time to take action, and bring down this sucker once and for all...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 11-5-07 - Mello & Matt
11. Kira's Theme Song reviews
The product of a sleepover with crazy friends, a song that has been stuck in my head for five hours, and Light's hideous laughter in the English dub.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-18-07 - Light Y. - Complete
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