WARNING: You are about to be exposed to an extremely long bio, frequently updated to make it even longer. Do not read unless hopelessly bored and in need of amusement. Side effects include starvation, pnemonia, small green things forming all over your toenails, and acne. You have been warned. Hey ladies and gents. The name's Aceles. That's Uh-sell-us, not Ace-less, or a-cheliose, or a-parrot. Get it right people. So you want to know about me? No saying I didn't warn you...

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Name: Wouldn't you like to know?

Gender: Female

Description: Wavy dark brown hair a little past my shouldersI am tall for my age...whatever that is.

Age: Guess. Go on now, you can do it!

Personality: Crazy with an insane and at times witty sense of humour, I'm pretty nice I suppose. Just don't get on my bad side...(evil eyes)

Favorite Movies

1.Spirited Away

2.Amelie

3.LOTR

4.Spiderman (1 and 2)

5.X2

6.LXG

7.Nicholas Nickelby(New version): GO JAMIE BELL! YOU ROCK!

8.Chicago :He had it comin'... (Hums while editing bio)

9.School of Rock: Go Jack Black!!!

10.Monty Python and the Holy Grail : "You've got no arms left!"

11. Hellboy: Friggin...awesome. Being an audio commentary freak, I think I have watched this with audio commentary around 6 times now. In the past few weeks, no less.

12. Benny and Joon: Johnny...Depp...genius.

Favorite Books

1.Tamora Pierce books: My favorites were the Immortalls, and The Lioness series.

2.Young Wizards: Especially Deep Wizardry, A Wizard Abroad, and So You Want To Be A Wizard. I read these books whenever I need a fantasy fix, and have therefor read each of them around fifteen times. I actually haven't read the two most recent ones, because I was so dissappointed that they split up...but maybe I still will...

3.The Silver Kiss: Very cool vampire book, and one of my favorites in the genre.

4.Redwall books: My fav is Mossflower. I have read my dog-eared copy countless times. Hares, otters, and shrews are my favorite species, in that order!

5.You Don't Know Me: Bit of an odd one that...but still good.

6.LOTR: I read them before I saw the movies. I liked Return of the King most, then the fellowship, then the two towers. It literally took me close to a year to get through TTT because it was so boring in the middle...but I eventually finished it.

7.Sabriel, Lirael(My fav of the three) and Abhorsen: It is a trilogy for those fools who have not read it. I highly reccomend it-it's awesome fantasy.

8.Jane Austen, Shakespeare (The classics!)

9.Nine Princes in Amber, and it's entire series!: No one I know has read this yet. I suppose it's just a well-kept secret. ^^

10.Death's Gate Cycle: The BEST! You have to read them! Look it up on Amazon.com. Complicated, but well worth it. If you like fantasy, you'll like them guaranteed. All bow to Zifnab.

11.My Life As A Teenage Drama Queen: Read this, and meet me(xD). Lola is basically a slightly more intense version of me. I refuse to watch the movie because it lookmed like (and I heard) that it slaughtered the book. Just like Ella Enchanted. *Sigh.

12.Things Not Seen: I have literally read this around 20 times. I honestly have no clue why I like it so much...but I do.(shrug)

13. Vampire Files: A great series of vampire mysteries set in the thirties. I know it seems a bizzare premise, but they really are very cool. They are often humorous too, which is always a plus.

Favorite (Random) Things

1. PURPLE!!!THE COOLEST COLOR IN THE WORLD!!!

2. Writing Fanfiction and original stuff (my name of fictionpress.com is the same, if you want to read my original writings)

3. Caffinated beverages

4. Reviews!!!

5. Gum and candy in general

6. Swimming is the only sport I am good at...

7. Reading! I will read until 2:00 in the morning if it's an awesome book. I tend to get so absorbed in my reding that my grades occaisonally are forfeit. Oy.

Favorite T.V Shows

1. Gilmore Girls: They are so witty and the drama ties in nicely. Very few things make me sigh and laugh.

2. Mystery Science Theater 3000: Absofrigginlutely hilarious.

3. Monk

4. The Simpsons

5. Who's Line Is It Anyway?:How could I have forgotten this!? I wrote a story on it for pete's sake!

6. INVADER ZIIIIIIM!: No, it's not spelled that way. Yes, I am obsessed with the DVD which I have stolen from my friend.

Favorite Video Games

1.Final Fantasy 7: Greatest RPG of all time, in my opinion

2.Final Fantasy 10: Excellent game...not as good as FF7, but better then 8.

3.Kingdom Hearts: I love this game! Who knew that Disney and square smushed together could actually be good? All it needs now is Vincent...and there are rumors he might be in KH2! Ah, now it truly is complete...

3.Dark Cloud 2

4.Saga Frontier

5.Final Fantasy 8

6.Legend of Dragoon

7.Jak and Daxter

8.Jak 2: Jak is cool, and Daxter saying inappropriate, yet hilarious things rocks. It was only a matter of time. I wrote a fanfic about thids that I doubt I'll ever posat. Eh.

9.Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4

10. Beyond Good and Evil: Very good, but no one bought it because of the stupid developers who launched it in the middle of the holiday season, so it got shunted aside. It's as cheap as $20 in some places people! BUY!

Favorite Bands/Singers

1.The White Stripes: A very cool, weird, and enigmatic band

2.Gemma Hayes: Nobody I know has heard of he but me, yet she is really cool. Give her a listen!

3.Coldplay: GO CHRIS MARTIN! The genius writing, passion, and honesty make this band truly amazing.

4.No Doubt: HOW COULD YOU LEAVE GWEN???WHY??? WHYHYHYHYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?

5.Meryn Cadell An awesome, obscure performance artist who wrote the teenage girls anthem, 'The Sweater'. Clever and hilarious writing, but not for the under 13 set by any means.

6. Phantom Planet: I love the intensity of the main singer and the fact that they are able to come up with both great lyrics and melodies, which is rare these days. xD

7. Franz Ferdinand: Scottish rockers with brilliant writing and tighter than tight instrumentals. What more could one ask for? A main singer with a gorgeous voice? WHY NOT!? ^^

Favorite Anime/ Graphic Novels/ Just plain comics

1. Azu Manga Daioh: So funny...I love Sakaki, Tomo (such an idiot) and the biting cat. Woooooooosh!

2. Courtney Crumrin: I cannot reccomend this enough! This clever little witch is a girl after my own heart...check it out! It got a good review by Johnen Vasquez...*dangles in front of JTHM and Invader Zim fans*

3. Ultimate Spiderman: This is awesome. What I love, for those of you who don't know, is that it's a slightly tweaked version of spiderman (Which I love) but it starts now. So Peter Parker is a teenager NOW. IT's awesome! You can relate to the character so much more! And, of course, clever dialogue rocks.

4. Hellboy: Do not be frightened by the movie. This is a very cool comic, with fascinating references to obscure mythology and faerie tales.

5. Gloomcookie: Excellent gothic fantasy, and the first six issues were animated by Ted Nafieh, the guy who writes and illustrates Courtney Crumrin. Be warned though-this earns an R rating.

6.The Crow: Holy smoke... it's so incredible! It makes you wonder if Vincent was inspired by him. I love the sadness in the tone, and the beautiful art...now if I could only find the movie...

Favorite Lyrics (When will it stop you ask???NEVER!!!MUAHAHAHAHA!!!)

1. I'm begging/and pleading/for another beating! -Phantom Planet, Happy ending (Doesn't sound impressive? Listen to him sing it. His voice is just so raw with emotion on that last part)

2.What should I do?/I'll tell you/Pretty soon/I'll shatter in two. -Phantom Planet, Knowitall. (Yup, more pahntom planet, and still more to come. ^^)

3.Staaaaaaand back/take that and that and that/Cause' you're ALWAYS, UP TO NO GOOD!/YEAH YOU'RE ALWAYS/UP TO NO GOOOOOOD!!! Phantom Planet, Big Brat

4.Look at earth from outer space/every one must find their place/Give me time and give me space/Give me real don't give me fake/Give strength reserve control/Give me heart and give me soul./Give me love give us a kiss/ Tell me you're a politik... Coldplay, Politik

5. Where do we go? Nobody knows/ I gotta say, I'm on my way, down/God gave me style and gave me grace/And put a smile upon my face/Where do we go to draw the line?/ I gotta say I wated all your time, honey honey/Where do we go to fall from grace?/God put a smile on your face/Now, when you work it out I'm worse than you/ when you work it out I want it to/ Now, when you work out where to draw the line/ Your guess is as good as mine. Coldplay,God Put A Smile On Your Face

6. Now the sweater has that slightly goat-like smell that all teenage boys posess/And this smell will lovingly transfer to all of your other clothes. Meryn Cadell, The Sweater(Meryn, your wit has inspired this young maid to seek out uncharted shores and write oddly sensible things. I salute you!)

7. When I counted up my demons/Saw there was one for every day/ And with the good ones on my shoulder/I sent the other ones away/So If you ever feel neglected/If you think that all is lost/Well I'll be counting up my demons, yeah/ Hoping that everything's not lost. Coldplay, Shiver

8. On a road paved with liver and onions/as the ginger ale tickles her nose/The power lines traced with a finger, are grey, turning gold/Chokingly blowing a bubble/as the teenagers slammed on their brakes/sucking her teeth she insisted on raising the stakes. Clem Snide, The Dairy Queen

9. Find me and follow me through corridor and factory/In files you must follow me this academic factory/you'll find me in the matinee/dark of the matinee/it's better in the matinee/the dark of the matinee/it's mine/yes it's mine. Franz Ferdinand, Dark of the Matinee(I love this entire song)

Current Obsessions

1. Vincent Valentine: Everything about the raven-haired man intruiges me. I'm currently more obsessed with him than anything else. I love to write fanfics about him and most especially rp as him. Yeah, I'm odd. Oh yeah, if anyone has some good Vincent fanart they think I should see(since I am addicted to it) or anything that involves Vincent and Chaos together(tough fanart to find, but SO worth it) please send me the link. Thanks!

2. Invader Zim: Who can't love a series with lines like, "OBEY THE FIST!" and "LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!!!Let's make biiiscuuuits..."? I thought so. I actually didn't see much of this when it was on T.V, so I eagerly anticipate the next volume of episodes. COME OUT FASTER DVD!!!

3. Roleplaying: Not the pencil and paper kind . I am a mod at my friend's board, and one of the boards I control is the roleplaying board. I love freeform roleplay, as do most of my friends. As I stated before, unless I use an original chari I usually use Vincent. ^^

4. Megatokyo: BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY L33T! I love this site. Largo is the epitome of cool. You all know it.

5. The Crow: He's too similar to Vincent for me to not like him.^^ Incredible art and writing. Check it out, you won't regret it. It's not called a classic for nothing.

6. Advent Children: How can I not be obsessed with my favorite game having a sequel? A BEAUTIFUL SEQUEL!? WITH VINCENT IN IT? THEY HAD BETTER GET HIS VOICE RIGHT , OR HEADS WILL ROLL!!!!!!!

7. Dirge of Cerberus: I have officially seen the screenshots, but have no info! They just like taunting me...

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So now that you have satisfied your craving to learn about me, go forth! Read my stuff! NOW! Oh, and check out my favorite stories and authors which I have found all within a day through searches and many hours online. :P Oh,I almost forgot... :)

Favorite Quotes

1.Confuscious Say: Confuscious no understand baseball. Man with three balls can not walk! (Beat that Tweak Mcfreak!)

2.Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.

3.Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.

4.A personal Quote: Dedicate Live is the reason why they shouldn't put computers in sanitariums.

5.A quote from one of those same insane people on Dedicate Live: THE PANCAKES ARE LAUGHING AT ME!!!I'M NOT CRAZY!!!THEY LAUGH IT TELL YOU!!! THEY LAAAAAAUGH!!!!

6. "Go, and the Devil take you, so you come not into my presence." "If you presume to curse me woman-" "Why should I waste my breath with a curse? I would as willingly bid you godspeed to your own heaven, and may your God find more pleasure in your company than I do."

-Igraine to Father Columba, The Mists Of Avalon(Which I am curently reading. Thats just such a cool qoute.)

7. Life is what happens when your making other plans.

-John Lennon

8.I talk to squirrels! Chickoo, chickoo!

9. I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy it very much.

10. When I get really famous, I'm going to buy an electric guitar.

-Neil Young

11.Your powers are useless. The clowns are on my side.

12.This is a Non-Smoking area. If we see smoke, we will assume that you are on fire and will take appropriate action.

-Spontaneousxhumanxcombustion

13.This is a first attempt at humor, and flames are welcome so that I will have something to power my flamethrower.

-Western Master 3

14. Look! The monkey is clinging to the bus!!!

-Lonewolf Fell (Note: Lonewolf Fell has a theory that the government has employed conspiric monkeys that take over peoples minds. She sees them every where.)

15. S is for walrus!

-Insanity Among Us (Not a registered author YET, just so you people don't go searching for her)

16. The mole people will rise again!

-Insanity Among Us

17. Happiness is like an apple; It hits you on the head, and you become famous.

-Insanity Among Us (One of her many Confucian-esque sayings)

18. Jak: Where would you be without me Dax?

Daxter: I dunno...maybe home, not endangered, and wearing pants. God I miss pants...

-Jak 2

19. Daxter: Ding ding! Third floor! Balls and chains, roach traps, torture devices!

-Jak 2

20. I will name him squishy, and he will be mine, and he will be my squishy!

-Dori, Finding Nemo(I love Dori)

21.Why did all the rum go?

-Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean (I heart Johnny Depp!!! How much cooler can you be? A genius actor, I love everything he's ever done.)

22. You need to get yourself a girl mate...you're not a unic...are you?

-Jack Sparrow, POTC

23.Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to worry about, becuase you never know when they might do something incredibly...stupid.

-Jack Sparrow, POTC

24. NO! I WILL NOT BE FOOD FOR BIRD WOMEN!!!

-Hellboy, Hellboy (A very cool comic. If the movie is bad, I will be very sad.)

25. "So, will you join me? Join me for the end of the world?" "And become junior partner to the apocolypse? No thanks."

-Hellboy, Hellboy

26. "Aheheh."

 -The Invisble Man, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

27. Dominic Monaghan: You know, Gollum's really got alot going on for him. Sometimes he looks old, sometimes he looks young, sometimes he looks like a dog, sometimes he looks like a frog, sometimes he looks like a monkey, sometimes he looks like a bus...

Billy Boyd: A bus Dom?

Dom: Well, he looks like a bus sometimes.

-Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd, The Two Towers Cast Commentary

28. "Does this black match?"

"Matches my mood."

-Daria, Daria

29. "I like having low self esteem. Makes me feel special."

-Jane, Daria

30: "Why do you want to go to art college? Your already an artist." "Yes, but I want to be a starving artist, so I have to ring up more debt."

-Jane, Daria

31. "I will send you off with the same advice Gandalf gave Frodo. 'When you go, go as Mr.Underhill.' Useless bit of advice that. Still, it must have some meaning, or they wouldn't have bothered to write it down! As a wizard, Gandalf was highly overrated."

-Zifnab, The Death Gate Chronicles

32. Quinn: Are you going to eat all that fat?

Daria: No, I'm going to stick it in my boots because I love the squishy, squishy feeling around my toes.

-Daria

33.If I was in Kingdom Hearts I'd rather not be tripping over rocks and tripping over words and tripping over shoes..fat, fat shoes...

-Lonewolf Fell

34.What? Me? I wasn’t sure if you were talking to me. Or the computer. Or the random monkey in the cor…ner…AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! SHELTER!!! MUST FIND SHELTEEEEER!!! SHELTER! Shelter. I'm...safe now...safe...

-Lonewolf Fell

35. She was a special l33t forces ninj4 for the undead army! You do not ph34r enough my friend. You must ph34r eveything and everyone! Even if people think you are crazy!

-Largo, Megatokyo (I'm paraphrasing here.)

36. Largo:(To Hayasaka, slyly) Hey, both of our roomies are passed out drunk. What do you say we go back to the apartment? I'll show you what l33t things I can do to your systemz. I kin make 'em scream!

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Ed: Mmmf mmmf mummfm mmf?(Through bandages)

Dom: Did I just hear a scream of ultimate suffering? No, it must be in your head Ed.

-Megatokyo

37. Thug: Who are you?

The Crow: I'm Santa Claus.(shoots thug) And you've all been very bad this year.

-The Crow

38.In the name of god, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen.

-Hellsing(There is an even beter quote, but I'd have to look it up, since it's too long for me to remember. I'll out it up later.)

39.I'm usually awake at nights. Twilight is a nice shelter."

-Jack Of Spades, Twilight (Excellent story. And runs a Vin/Ti fanlisting and C2! ^^ Check them out!)

40. "Pardon my french, but if you stuck a coal up his ass, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond."

-Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

41. "I'm illiterate, but I read quite alot."

-The Catcher in the Rye, J. D. Salinger

42. Perhaps the worst URL ever- Okay, so Fantastic Children wants to portray itself as a wonderful fantasy adventure in the style of Future Boy Conan. They want to project a wholesome image, and yet... their website is f-children.com. That's certainly not the right foot to start on, no...

-Megatokyo News, Dom

43.This is all part of the Bush campaign's new slogan, "If we're evil...it's news to us."

 -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

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Would you like to join the League Against Disclaimers? Then say so in a review and be added to the list of members,sworn to fight disclaimers until our last breath is taken! Members:

1. Aceles(Founder!)

2. Spicey-Muffin (First member besides me!)

3. Disclaimer Destroyer Woman (My alter ego. So cool! And, she is an obvious member)

4. Laitaine-Arnostale. (Cool! Yet another member!!!YAY!!!)

5. Insanity Among Us (Claims she will register soon.)

6. Lonewolf Fell (Sorry it took me so long to get this up! You have always been a stalwart disclaimer fighter!)

7.Xani(Oh, it's been so long since we got a new member. THANK YOU FOR JOINING THE FIGHT!)

Join us! You must fight the evil lawyers! Vive La Resistance! Now go read my stuff and the stuff of my favorite authors, ya foo'! P.S: Thank you thank you to my buddy Lonewolf Fell for sticking up for me. You rock girl!!!

P.S.S:If you're reading X-Men Who's Line, try any other of my selection of delectable stories. I'm sure you will find them to your satisfaction. Mmmmm. delectable...(argle gargle argle)

Updates:

UPDATE, SEPTEMBER 19: I need to rant about something, so excuse this meaningless post. DIRGE. OF. CERBERUS. DIRGE OF CERBERUS. DIRGE OF CERBERUS. DIRGEOFCERBERUSDIRGEOFCERBERUSDIRGEOFCERBERUSDIRGEOFCERBERUSDIRGEOFCERBERUSDIRGEOFCERBERUS- THERE ARE RUMORS THAT VINCENTISGETTINGHISOWNGAMECALLEDDIRGEOFCERBERUS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Ignore that... Anyway, in story news I just updated Dirge of...I mean Quirky. (Slaps head) Sorry, I know it's been a long time, but I have been insanely busy. For full excuse, read the newest chappie. xD

UPDATE, AUGUST 27: A combination of laziness and insane business with the start of school have prevented me from writing for the past ten days, but I am about halfway through a new chapter of Quirky, so ph34r not. (MWAHA!) Oh...um...and I was editing chapters one and eight of Quirky and accidentally posted the edit as a ninth chapter...heh. PAY NOT ATTENTION TO THE CHAPTER BEHIND THE CURTAIN! Oh yeah, and I am deleting all my old updates until the last two, to save space here. xD.

UPDATE, AUGUST 17: IT IS DONE! Half of my opus is done. I have always meant to write what hapopened to Vincent when Hojo expreimented on him, and now I have. It's a long one-shot, and if you are reading this, PLEASE GO READ IT! Thanks. I can't believe I wrote almost all of it in one sitting. Seven pages...FOUR HOURS! (falls over)

UPDATE, AUGUST 12: ALRIGHT! FF.net is finally letting me upload again. YAYNESS! V,L,R,J has been edited, finally. I should have a new chappie of Quirky up soon-halfway done. ^^ YAY! I'M SO HAPPY!

Awaaaaaay!!!

Aceles

Reccomendations-

 If you like Vincent or Tifa, or them together (especially that) or...even if you don't, go read Jess Angel's Vin/Tif one-shots, and her Vincent-centric stuff. She has written by far some of the best stuff I have read on the site so far. Go see, and be amazed. As she says, laugh cry, scream, and feel the eMOOOOtion. ^^ GO! I COMMAND YOU! Another great author would be, of course, my good friend Bloodbloom. Hers is also amazing! I guarantee her LOTR fics and original stuff on fisctionpress will not dissappoint. She wrote the best Vincent poem I have read yet, just recently. GO SEE NOW FOOL! See my fav authors list for links to both.

("We encourage all writers to control their bio length as such it does not require a casual reader to use the scroll bar to locate the list of stories. It is in the best interest of every writer to showcase their stories and not have them hidden beneath an overly long self-description." -Fanfiction.net Heh...heh... )

IMPORTANT! Yes I actually have something important to say. I finally decided that maybe I should put up the thing that is the only reason most people look at author's bios that I haven't "had time for" in the past. That's code for "I was too lazy to do it".xD. Plus, I've been meaning to get out thus information for a while now, soooo:

Story Statuses:

Quirky:In Progress Status: I am having a bit of writers block with this one folks. I know where I want it to go just not how to get there. I'm working on it, school's been murder, sorry.

Toy Soldier: On Hold Status: I do plan to finish this, but I have a few immediate things to do (Quirky, and my as yet unnamed piece de resistance) that I need to work on first. I do want closure on this one very badly. It was my first real fic, and I am still highly fond of it.

X-Men Who's Line Is It Anyway: On Hold/Cancelled Status: I hate this. This was one of my favorite fics, and now I find out that you aren't supposed to publish fics in script form. Now I have to go back and transform all the chapters into normal story format before I can continue. Sorry guys, I know this is my most popular, but I have to put this one off until a rainy day, and possibly not until I finish all my other fics.

Future Plans-

Vin/Ti One-Shot: Yeah, I'm finally going to write one of these. I just got the idea today and it won't leave me alone. I got it whilst listening to a song I decided I'm going to weave into it. When I'm finished, hopefully I might finally earn my way into the Vin/Ti C2 Jack of Spades id running.LOL.

Unnamed Fic/Masterpiece: This is a fic that I have been aching to write for a long time bow, but I am determined to finish Quirky before I post this, sorry! I give you one hint-Vinnie-centric. Yeah that's all you get. What do you want, for me to dance it out or something? Anyway, there's no guarantee it will be good...but I want to write it anyway.xD

Kingdom Hearts Fics: I am not sure when I'll be doing these. A friend currently has my copy, so before I write anything for it, I want it back. I may not even get to continue until KH2 is finally released. And from the looks of things, that could be a while...0_0