NOTE TO ALL READERS! I have a job working 4 PM to 1 AM Monday through Firday at a call center half an hour away plus all of my other duties of the house, I doubt I'll have much time to update, I will work to finish the ones I can finish the fastest and work my way from there. After posting Smile For Me, it will probably be my last multi-chapter fanfiction and I'll probably only be writing one-shots from then on.

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Lets get to business...

I am 19. FINALLY! :D

I have a Facebook account, but since it has my real name and all that good junk on it, I'll keep it to myself until I decide whether or not you're a psychopath. And if you are, we'll be great friends!

I have my bitch tendencies. I can be really mean, which doesn't mean much over the internet, but if you are sensitive in anyway, its just best to avoid striking up a conversation with me all together. You can still read and review my stories though! Thats totally safe. :D

I have my own views on the world and thousands of subjects. Sometimes they are in my stories and sometimes they're not. I really don't want to argue about them. You won't ever change my mind on religion, abortion, or how to raise a kid so lets not go there and we'll keep this place light and airy, yes?

I cannot live without my stories and FanFic.

I can't stand that long list of stereotype's that are on practically everyone's profile. Stop saying what your not, and talk about what you are. Here watch, I'll show you. "I use profane words, like I breathe. Fuck-ass." See?! So easy...

I have a Mini Dachshund named Nina who will be two in July of 2009. She thinks she's a ninety-pound Pit Bull and attacks anything that moves. She is eight pounds and a little over a foot long.

I am a MAJOR Sheyla shipper, I don't like Weir and Sheppard together, they seem more like brother and sister. I also ship Tiva, Gabby, WarrenOC, WarrenMagenta, LashMagenta, RononOC, RononAmelia, TristanOC, QuilClaire, EmbryOC, SethOC, PaulOC. There are many more, but that would take FOREVER.

I am a very sarcastic person.

I have no real religion, I just prefer science's explanation for everything. It's cold and harsh, but at least I know it's there. So, please, don't try to tell me that 'my soul needs to be saved by God' because that will only annoy me. I've tried a few religions and none of them have worked for me.

I love heels. They're an obsession of mine... My tallest pair make me six-feet tall. My mom hates it. :D

I love shopping. Honestly, I am such a girly-girl its scary.

I don't like it when people cram dialogue into a paragraph with more than one person talking.

I don't like it when people don't space out dialogue or have really big paragraphs.

I actually kind of like flamers, because they tell me what I'm going wrong and how to improve myself. They are just very rude about it. It's just like high school!

I have only two people I call my best friend, my mom and Alia. And I'm fine with that.

I got my mom into fanfiction(as well as Twilight), her pen name is chiahead. She just published her first story and made me one with an alternate ending special! Gotsta love my mommy! :D

I have a twitter account, its my homepage link, I will post updates about my stories there.

Photos: These are pictures of people I see for my OC's.

Ancient Baby Maker: Still working on an ending.
Ronon Dex (He's just too hot not to include. :P)(Jason Momoa)
Anna Bennett (Monica Keena)
John Sheppard (Joe Flanigan)
Teyla Emmagan (Rachel Luttrell)
Becka Lopez (Rachel Specter)
Dr. Radek Zelenka (David Nykl)
Dr. Rodney McKay (David Hewlett)
Lt. Laura Cadman (Jaime Ray Newman)
Major Evan Lorne (Kavan Smith)
Jen Bennett (Ahna O'Reilly)

Attachment:4 more chapters until complete.
Older Ilah Sheppard (Abbie Cornish)(Think wavier and auburn hair.)
John Sheppard (Joe Flanigan)
Teyla Emmagan (Rachel Luttrell)

The One: Completed
Liara (Sophia Myles) (Yes, its Isolde, but I see her as Liara, just with green eyes instead of blue.)
Tristan (Mads Mikkelsen) (Does there even need to be a reason? :P)
Cerise (Lisa Brenner) (Darker eyes)
Lancelot (Ioan Gruffudd)
Older Ellia (Lily Collins)

To Be Without: 8 more chapters until complete.
Claire Asher (Freida Pinto) (With green eyes and chocolate brown hair.)
Quil (Eddie Spears) (Yes, he is not an OC, but this is how I see Quil and I want you all to see him too! Not to mention he is gorgeous...)
Jeff Asher (Jensen Ackles) (Think older, but still as smoldering. :P)
Hannah (Irene Bedard).
Dana (Moon Bloodgood)(I know we haven't seen her yet, but this is my Dana. But with green eyes and black hair.)

The Favor: Still working on an ending.
Abby Sciuto (Pauly Perrette)
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon)
Evy (Kate Winslet) (After searching high and low, this was the closest I could come to for Evy. Oh well, I love Kate Winslet anyway. :D)
Tristan (Leo Howard) (How adorable is he?)

Blindsided: Still working on an ending.
Kayla Neal (Dianna Agron)(This is my Kayla, dead on.)
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo (Michael Weatherly) (We just need another excuse to look at him.)
Probationary Agent Ziva David (Cote de Pablo)
Lance Corporal Tomas Tomayo (Jesse Garcia)(I know he isn't an OC, but I'm putting his picture up just in case you forgot what he looked like.)
Caroline Neal (Jaime Murray)(Her eyes aren't so dark, but this is very much my Caroline.)
Lavina Kali (Noureen DeWulf)(Full Indian, parents from Mumbai.)
Georgina Hampton (Angel Coulby)(Mixed race, white mother, black father.)

Boys Are Frustrating: 8 more chapters until complete.
Willa Asher (Camilla Belle)(This is my Willa, completely and totally.)
Seth Clearwater (Jay Hernandez)(Jay doesn't have the body for Seth, but look at that face! Think of him as really tall with nice big muscles.)

Save Her: Still working on an ending.
Paul Woodburn (Alex Meraz)(They casted him too perfect for me to change. :P).
Anna Roland (Saoirse Ronon)(Think darker blue eyes with brown in them. Yes, this is a different actress but Saoirse just grew up so much and she's my perfect Anna!)
Anna & Paul (Thank you to the ever amazing itslikenature!! This is my favorite yet!)
Anna & Paul (Thank you Memmi for this beautiful banner!)
Kevin McCloud (Luke Evans)
Dana Woodburn (Neva Cole) (I am SO happy I found her, she is perfect!)

Smile For Me: Still working on an ending.
Celia Bree Stefano (Sloane Momsen)(Nothing to change because I made Celia after I saw her. :P)
Embry Call (Bruno Santos) (I love Kiowa, but he isn't my Embry. This sex-pot is.)
John Stefano (Joe Manganiello)(Hot Italian Daddy.)
Adam Mato (Sung Kang)
Eden Stefano (Sienna Guillory)
David Call (Nathaniel Arcand)(I fully believe that Embry and Sam are brothers, but this isn't Sam's father and he probably won't be apart of the story for a while. This is, in my little Twilight universe, the man Embry's mother married after the fact.)
Rena Call (Natalie Oliver)

Daughter of a Prince: Roughly 17 more chapters until complete.
Persephone Forsythe (Molly C. Quinn)(Found a better picture and edited the eyes myself, so proud. :P)
Erato Forsythe (Kate Mara)
Morax Vassago Older (Jake T. Austin)(Think green eyes and glasses.)
Severus Snape (Alan Rickman)

Alcohol and Bikes: Roughly 19 more chapters until complete. Possibly more.
Happy (David Labrava)(Not an OC, but still amazingly sexy.)
Clara Miller (Sarah Thompson)(Not exactly how I imagined Clara, but damn close.)