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Hey guys, just so you know, I'm not going to update my stories like on my one-week basis. stories will be updated according to priority. right now, Otaku named Wolf is taking first place thanks!

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92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie or Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 8 laughing your head off.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with it, Yoshikuni-Chiaki2012, Aiko Enomoto

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you have a really scary crush on a book, game, or anime character, copy and paste this into your profile. Kiba. and Sasuke. Oh my goodness, I love them too much!

If you like to be yourself and hate other superficial people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gone into a fit of laughter for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Aiko Enomoto

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If ur family wonders how u can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into ur profile

Ok, more about me. well, I am aspiring to be an author one day.

My life reeaallly is not that exciting. If anyone bothers to read my profile, I like:

-Anime
-Manga
-reading
-drawing
-writing
-goofing off

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Um, pre-shippuden Sasuke, Naruto, Kiba, and Hinata.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Naruhina, Sasusaku, ShikaTema...(I also like LeeSaku or Sasuhina, even though it can't be canon)

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Neither...but I would have to go with yaoi if I had to choose.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Uh, I think about...five times? two for halloween years, (Sakura and Hinata) Two anime conventions, (first one I did Hinata all weekend. Second I did both Hinata and Sakura. That counts as two.)

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Uh...six manga, two DVD box sets, two headbands, three games, a Minato plushie, two cosplays, a Naruto calender...I have more but I can't remeber all of my junk. Oh and three T-shirts.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? No...not really, because I know it isn't possible and It's kind of stupid...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Naruhina, definately.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku. I don't like yaoi, remember.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) uh, no. It's already been disproven in the manga.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? PROVEN! Minato even told him himself!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? probable Sasori.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? pre-shippuden, pro. Shippuden, anti.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? no...

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? uh...no...

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? THAT'S OFFENSIVE! I HAVE ADD YOU KNOW!

17. Sub or dub? Sub...it's a lot better...

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Sakura's cool in shippuden, but before that she's annoying.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? yeah.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly nerd. Is this question even neccesary?

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? That depends. probably shippuden Sasuke.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? uh-huh.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? yep

27. Do you like lemons? NO!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? They know I like 'na-ROO-Toe' as they call it, but they couldn't name anybody.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? every episode! you know it!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? yeah.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? hm...no.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yeah. a kid I hate.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
said 'What is this?' No. I'm just stealthy like that.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? not at all.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Not Naruto in particular...I got about 450 right now and I've never gotten an allowance!

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Eh...not really.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? NO!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. An uncountable number.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? He looks GAY. LITERALLY.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? I used to...

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Sure. Your point?

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Your real name - Allison

Your Nobody name - (your name mixed up, then place an x were needed) Lilonxsa

Your gansta' name - (first three letters of first name and 'izzle') Allizzle

Your detective name - (fav. color and fav. animal) Golden Wolf

Your soap opera name - (middle mane and street you live on) Sue copperwood

Your Star Wars name - (first three letters of last name and first two of your first) Allco

Your Super Hero name - (second fav. color and fav. drink) Purple milkshake

Your Witness protection name - (middle names of parents) Sue David

Your Goth name - (Black + name of a pet) Black Sunny (haha, oxymoron)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

I can feel you all around me

thickening the air I'm breathing.