Hello, Hola, Konnichiwa, Geuden Tag, Bonjour, and Greetings

In case you couldn't tell,(and I really hope you could), This is the Akatyuki's profile. This is Bruce n' Charlie and MacarenaNeji's joint account. We live in Neverland working as Pirates. (not lost boys, cause we're girls) We both have pet chickens, skunks, and one mutated man eating turtle. On weekends we like to pillage and plunder. (if you don't pillage, you don't plunder) and eat curry.

All of that was a lie except the first two sentences and the fact we are female. We DO like reading manga and watching anime, (prefferably Fruits Basket, Naruto, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, and various others) and reading fanfiction. We are major procrastinators. (Maybe I should finish this next week... I'll finish the proile part later but I have to write the Claymore story now or Bruce n' Charlie will yell at me. this is MacarenaNeji)

The amazing story of Claymore. (Rated T)

Our friend really likes this manga called claymore and won't stop talking about it, so one day I made up this little tale to shut him up. He doesn't talk about it as much anymore, at least without being careful about it.

Once upon a time, there lived two guys. Together. One day, one of them got pregnant. Neither of them could figure out how such a thing was possible, so they went to the doctor. It turned out the guy was actually a Claymore, or she-male. (Don't ask us how they missed that, it's not quite worked out yet.) He (it) gave birth to a baby girl, whose name was Claire. She eventually married another Claymore. The End.