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since	: 05-23-07, id: 1284821, Profile Updated: 10-28-09
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Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Mortal Instruments.

So, I'm Alice. For real. No, I didn't legally change my name after I read Twilight. My name has always been Alice. I might even scan my birth certificate up here or something. Plus, I hate my name, so please don't name your kids that. Pleeease. I'm a JUNIOR in high school, and fifteen fantastic years old (ps If your birthday is also 12/17, then I need to meet you, because practically nobody else has that birthday!).

I'm a bona fide Twilight Original (since March '07, baby!) and I actually liked the movie (unlike, like, everyone I've talked to about it). Uh, I sometimes make fanvids on Youtube, so check me out. I'm also on FanFiction.net, so check me out there, too. On LiveJournal, and of course Twitter. Lastly, I spend a bucketload of time on Facebook (so friend 'em if you got 'em!).

I'd have to say I love writing anything about Emmett Cullen (which is deliriously funny because only one of my fanfics is about him), but of course, Bella and Edward take the prize, so yeah. Uh... I've also been watching Doctor Who (that show on BBC America) and since fallen in love with the hotness that is Doctor 10. How is he even legal? Despite my love for Twilight (which is slowly waning), my favorite book is City of Glass (the last book in the Mortal Instruments series, which is the best series ever written.) Jace and Clary are the best ship there ever was. Any series with possible incest and a mind-fucking GOTCHA! at the end is pretty good in my book. I think Percy Jackson & the Olympians might be the most awesome series ever written. I kind of want a Camp Half-Blood t-shirt.

Uh, what else? I live in a little city in Northern Virginia (like, 7 miles from DC) aka What You Drive Through To Get To Fairfax. Here, we are all very classy.

I have a secret love for Disney Channel. I may be the most jaded person I know, but I love it anyway. Sonny with a Chance is made of win. The other shows, not so much.

I love so much music that I could never list all the bands, but here are some: Fall Out Boy, City Sleeps, Forever the Sickest Kids, Alkaline Trio, Let's Get It, Meese, Owl City, Mayday Parade, Cash Cash, You Me and Everyone We Know, The Monster Goes Rawrr!!, Cobra Starship, TV/TV, All Time Low, The White Tie Affair, The Cab, Placebo, Metro Station, Danger Radio, Coldplay, The Killers, The Downtown Fiction, My Favorite Highway, The Maine, Runner Runner, MGMT, Alizée, and Cartel.

Yep.

I also think that Alec Lightwood in a glittery headband would be fantastic.

-ACG

:randomTHOUGHTS&drabbles:

Compared to The Mortal Instruments, Twilight is just two Downworlders and a mundane. (heh, sooo true)

Write 11 Mortal Instrument characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below: (from most to least favorite)
1. Jace
2. Clary
3. Alec
4. Sebastian
5. Valentine
6. Isabelle
7. Simon
8. Magnus
9. Luke
10. Jocelyn
11. Maia
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Isabelle/Maia? Haha, no.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Sebastian? He’s kind of one of those so-bad-he’s-good type guys. Like you’re super hot, but you tried to kill Jace so GTFO.
3) What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant? Haha, Magnus and Maia would be the oddest couple ever. With a half-werewolf half-warlock baby. Wow.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? He’s not usually a lead or anything…
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Well, I guess Clary wouldn’t be jealous of her anymore, haha. Jace would be pissed though.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Well, obviously Valentine/Jocelyn, unless Valentine and Luke were friends with benefits back in the day.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation? Simon’d probably be all whiny like always and make Clary feel guilty about it. Then Clary would run to Simon and Jace would get all annoyed.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Uh, let’s see: When all of the other Shadowhunters are killed, Alec and Jocelyn only have each other left. But maybe each other is all they need…
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Haha, Jace and Magnus watch season one of Gilligan’s Island. That’s as fluffy as they could ever get.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic. Gone. In which Clary dies and Simon and Jocelyn are sad about it.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? One where Sebastian going after Clary in Glass was just to make Jace jealous.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? Everyone who’s anyone _
13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven? I’m not sure about my friends list, but I’ve seen some Maia fics out there.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? I wish. Clary/Sebastian/Valentine?? That'd be sooo strange.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? “Oh, Valentine! I mean, Luke.”
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Uh, maybe “Hot Mess” by Ashley Tisdale (just picking a random one). It could be about Magnus’s affect on Alec. That’d be kind of cute.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be? COUGAR ALERT! Haha, nah, Jocelyn’s no cougar. But that’d be epic.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Uhhh. “Hey Clary, you came out of me. How would you like to get back in?” Oh EWWWW! I typed that and then re-read it. Oh ewwww.

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1. The Afterlife of the Potters: IM in Purgatory » reviews
Canon. Perhaps OOC. Lily and James are dead. And now they are stuck in a hotel room, conversing over IM for what may be all of eternity. Hilarity ensues. Cameos by Cedric, Sirius, Dumbledore, Hedwig, Moody, Gellert, AND MORE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-16-09 - Published: 6-13-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P.

2. Jace Wayland Buys A New Shirt reviews
OneShot, City of Ashes. Also hilarious to write. So OOC. "Who needed Clary or Valentine or the Lightwoods or the rolling green fields of Idris when he had a shirt like this?" Jace Wayland ruins one shirt and buys another.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-6-09 - Jace W. - Complete

3. Alec Lightwood Strikes A Match reviews
OneShot. So OOC. Slight chance of laughter. "He’d slain demons, cradled his dead brother’s body against his own, fought in the final battle. He shouldn’t have felt the need to prove himself. But he did." Today, Alec Lightwood will face his greatest feat.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-6-09 - Alec L. - Complete

4. Love Like That » reviews
Alternate Universe: What would happen if Edward and Bella's roles had been reversed? If Edward was the awkward teenager and Bella was the beautiful vampire? Written from Bella's POV. Read and Review, please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,980 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 7-3-09 - Published: 5-30-07 - Edward & Bella

5. Girl Talk, Sort Of: A Cullen Chat reviews
OneShot, SEQUEL to Parental Controls. #5. OOC. REPOST: To what lengths will Edward go to get his Bella back! Written back when we were reading Of Mice and Men in English 9, hehe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-14-08 - Complete

6. 55 Words Or Less » reviews
Exactly what it looks like. Bella's view of every Twilight character in 55 words or less. I hope I get to everyone!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 3-28-08 - Complete

7. A Clean Break reviews
OneShot, New Moon. “No, Edward. No, no, you are not doing this to our family, to Bella. It is beyond cruel." After Bella's disastrous 18th birthday, Edward makes his decision. He is going to leave her for her own good. Leave her and never come back.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-08 - Complete

8. He Waits For Isabella reviews
OneShot, Post New Moon, Pre Eclipse. "He’d made a promise, he said. He would never break it. Even if it meant torturous thirst constantly gnawing at him, making him irritable and cross." Emmett tries his best to coax a Bella-bound Edward out of his room.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-8-08 - Complete

9. All I Want For Christmas reviews
OneShot, Fluff. It's Christmas and Bella is a wreck. As usual, she's tipping the balance even further between herself and Edward by tons: she knows he's going to get her something great, but she's got nothing to give back. What's a vampire's girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-23-07 - Complete

10. Parental Controls: A Cullen Chat reviews
OneShot, SEQUEL to When A Stranger Texts. #4. OOC. When Charlie finds a way into the room, will he be the wedge in Bella's relationship with Edward? Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-5-07 - Complete

11. When A Stranger Texts: A Cullen Chat reviews
OneShot, SEQUEL to Secrets and Lies. #3. OOC. While the other Cullens are out getting something rather nasty out of Emmett's pants, a mysterious stranger lurks in the house...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-7-07 - Complete

12. Secrets And Lies: A Cullen Chat reviews
OneShot, SEQUEL to Cullen Chat. #2. OOC. What's this mysterious secret everyone's keeping from Edward? And since when is Bella in the room? Also, Esme has calmed down. Promise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-6-07 - Complete

13. Cullen Chat reviews
OneShot. OOC. What would it be like if the Cullens all had laptops in their bedrooms? First Fanfic Ever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 5-26-07 - Complete

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