Every single hour, an animal is violently abused. 3,000 animals were rescued last year. For hundreds of others, help came too late. If you care about animals, and wish to stop animal cruelty, please, pass this on. If you don’t care, then you’re just one more of the millions of heartless jerks out there that don’t give a damn about anything but themselves.

To go with my pic:

The anime is called "Toward the Terra". I DEMAND THAT YOU WATCH IT!! AND WRITE ABOUT IT!! Or else I'll have to kill you. =/

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, honestly, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?

Um, hi! I'm Amethyst DragonRider. I just made it up, by the way. I like to write, but I dunno how frequent my updates will be. Not all that often, I know that n_n'

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Number your twelve favorite Naruto Characters in no particular order and
answer these questions.

1. Obito Uchiha

2. Kakashi Hatake

3. Naruto Uzumaki

4. Minato Namikaze

5. Shikamaru Nara

6. Deidara

7. Itachi Uchiha

8. Madara Uchiha

9. Tobi

10. Nagato

11. Hidan

12. Sasori

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven Fic before?

Deidara/Hidan? Well, I've seen pictures, but never read a fic.

2.Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Minato? ...HE'S PRACTICALLY A GOD, HE'S SO PRETTY!

3.What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

I don't think Sasori can get Madara pregnant.

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about nine?

Tobi? Yes, but I can't remember the names of any. I also wrote a couple.

5. Would two and Six make a good couple?

Kakashi and Deidara? Uhh...well, I suppose if you like crack pairings and are in the right mood...

6. Five/Nine, Five/Ten?

Shikamaru/Tobi? Shikamaru/Nagato? Not happening.

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Itachi's eye would twitch, and Kakashi and Sasori would probably ignore him...washes out mental images

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

"Naruto gets sent into the past, and meets a boy similar to him. Who is this Nagato person, anyway?" Lol, laaame.

9.Is there any such thing as a One/Eight Fluff?

Obito and Madara fluff? Non-existent.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Itachi and Sasori?...Uh...There wouldn't...BE any hurt/comfort fics for them...It just isn't right...

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Oh god, no!! Pedophilia! Noooo!!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read a Three/Eight

Naruto/Madara? That doesn't exist. I don't think...O.o

13. Would anyone you know of write a Two/Four/Five?

Kakashi/Minato/Shikamaru? ...Wtfh?

14. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Nagato? Uhh...I have no clue. o.o

15.If you wrote a song fic about Eight what song might you choose?

Madara? Uhh..."Getting Away with Murder"? I dunno...

16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic what might the warning be?

Obito/Deidara/Sasori? Well, if you replace Obito with Tobi, then that could work, but otherwise...I guess the warning would be severe crack.

17. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Nagato to Kakashi? ...There is no pick-up line worthy of Kakashi.

18. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight.

Hidan to Kakashi and Madara? Probably something like "...Holy fcking sht!!"

19.How emo is Seven?

Itachi is almost as emo as Sasuke.

House Quotes:

House: What the hell are those?
Cameron: Candy canes.
House: Candy canes? Are you mocking me?
Cameron: No. I just... it's Christmas... and I thought...
House: Relax. It's a joke.

Wilson: (over a microphone) House, this is God.
House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Wilson: Let me check. Oh, I got a plague! How about Friday?
House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Wilson: Oh, damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
Cuddy: House!
House: Quick, God! Smite the evil witch!

House: He did, however, get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning...
Cameron: He was shot?
House: No, somebody threw it at him.

Stacy: If Chase screwed up so badly, why didn’t you fire him?
House: He has great hair.
Stacy: What are you hiding?
House: I’m gay! Oh…that’s not what you meant. It does explain a lot though. No girlfriend, always with Wilson, obsession with sneakers…

House: Bros before hos man! (directed at Wilson)

House: So what's your plan? You take the big, dark one, I've got the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things turn rough.

Wat: Say something about her breasts.
Roland: Yeah, you miss her breasts.
William: Her breasts.
Chaucer: Ye... yes, you... you could, umm... umm... but I... I would tend to look above her breasts, William.
William: Well I... I miss her throat.
Chaucer: Uh, still higher really, toward the heavens.
Kate: The moon at least, her breasts were not that impressive.

Government

If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

Get To Work

You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

Hazards

There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.

Incompetence

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

Indifference

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Futility

You'll always miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99 percent of the shots you do.

"Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that dear children is called canabalism and is frowned upon in most places."-Jonhhy Dep,Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I dont't always agree with them."

"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film."

"42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot."

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

This is the picture for my oneshot called 'Goodbye Forever': http://ormsqueak.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-Too-Late-42790379 I DID NOT DRAW THIS! Have a nice day\afternoon\night n_n

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11 Things I Hate

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??

5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid 12 dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!

10 When people spell cheek as "check." ... You do NOT pay with your face, you idiots!!

11 When people say "else" like it has a 'T' in it (eltse.) ... Does "else" LOOK like it's pronounced with a 'T'? NO! BECAUSE IT'S NOT!!

If you support ANTI-VladxDanny from Danny Phantom, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you support VladxDanny, then you support pedophilia, and will go to hell.

Disclaimer: If I own anything that I write about, then George Bush’s IQ is above 80.

Name: Wouldn't you like to know?

Nicknames: Ariana, Ari, Kei, Tamaya

Age: Somewhere between the ages of 1 and 100

Hair: Dark brown, and to my shoulders

Eyes: They start out green, then go to brown.

Personality: Talk to me, and you'll get the real idea, but to put it basically, I'm hyper-go-lucky one minute, and the smart, mother-subsitution, sometimes-creepy voice of reason the next. Oh yeah, and I can be a total smart ass sometimes. And I'm a total grammatical neat-freak.

Likes: Hanging around outside, talking with the few friends I have, writing, reading, watching Mystery Hunters(A show on Discovery Kids), Watching House, listening to music, shoe-shopping, petting and holding my kitty, comforting my friends when they need it, boyxboy, Wii, anime, dragons, vampires, werewolves, and other stuff

Dislikes: Seeing my friends sad, distressed, hurt, or any other negative thing, dancing, dogs(that I don't know, and don't even get me started with Pit-Bulls. I'm deathly afraid of those), crying, my grandmother, (occasionally)my cousin meghan, unloading the dishwasher, cleaning, shopping for tops(that always makes my feet hurt...and it takes forever DX), schoolwork, girlxgirl, not being able to get the CSI Wii game, and other stuff

Music: Rock, pop (some), alternative, instrumental, easy listening, jpop, jrock

Music that I don't like: Country, Jonas Brothers (that's not rock music, that's kiddy music! Wtf?!), Hannah Montana (same as with JB)

Bands\Artists that I like: Breaking Benjamin, Depeche Mode, Pearl Jam, Paramore, Rammstein, Simple Plan, Three Days Grace, Goo Goo Dolls, 30 Seconds to Mars, Gackt, Hyde, Avril Lavigne (sometimes), Evanescence, Cobra Starship, Rock Kills Kid, Trapt, Linkin Park, t.A.t.U, L'Arc~en~Ciel, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Green Day, and others that I momentarily forgot and don't feel like putting on here at the moment...

Friends That I Have on FF.net: Deathpenguin37, Reddreagon13x, Yuka-san, Reidluver, SrslyNo, Zanteh, super manako sohma, azngirlLH (I mostly know her from deviantART)

Pet's That I Own: One dog and three cats

Movies: South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle,A Knight's Tale, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Jumper, I Am Legend, The Simpsons Movie, The Seeker: The Dark is Rising, Beowulf, The Golden Compass, Moon Child, Tremors, Lady in the Water, The Village, Signs, Godzilla(The one where Gojira actually looks real), Stomp the Yard, Howl's Moving Castle, Harry Potter 1-5(then 6 and 7 whenever they come out), Four Brothers, Pirates of the Caribbean (1-3), Resident Evil (1-3), The Mist, Doom, Jurassic Park (1-3 and then 4 whenever it comes out. :D), Eragon (just for Murtagh though), and others that I can't remember at the moment...

TV Shows: South Park, Toward the Terra, Haunted, House MD, The X-Files, NCIS, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Special Unit 2, CSI(the normal one), Ninja Warrior, Unbeatable Bonzuke, and others that either do not exist in the category of TV shows that I like or that I can't remember...

If you want to know anything else about me, just PM me and see if I give you a straight answer. Most likely, though, I'll be a total smart ass. But hey, if I like you enough, you might actually get a vague answer ;)

Languages: I'm only fluent in English, but I know some German, some French, tiny bit of Russian, some Spanish, and some Japanese. Others aren't even worth mentioning, seeing as how I barely know any words in other languages.

"Destiny- Taiyou no Hana(Flower of the Sun)"

Mind... itsudatte
Find... motometeta
Shine... ai koso ga
Believe... shinjitsuto

Kanashi koto ga furi zutsu itemo
Dare mo hitori inai washinai
Inoru youni sora wo aogeba
Itoshi egao dakishimerareru

Jiren mano mori wonoke tachi mukau
Sono omoi eien mo koeru deshou

Ikusen no wa ino kotoba yori
Anata ga sokoni iru dakede ii
Dare mo kawari wade kinai kara
Hokoe miga ashita eno hikari ni naru
Ano sora wo taiyou wo no homoe

Love... hanaretemo
Pride... shinjiteru

Kagiri no aru deai no naka de
Ikiyo seau tsunaidedai to
Urai yoru mo arashi no asa mo
Anata dake ga shinjitsu datta

Torau mano doawo ima hira iteku
Kono hitomi kibou sae utsusu deshou

Ikusen no wa ino uta yori mo
Tatta hitori no ukumori ga ii
Itami shiru tabi ni uketometa
Yasashi sawo mata ari ni kaete yukeru
Kagayaita kono mune no chikai

Taieyou no hana ga saku kokoro nara
Itsuno hika megai eto todoku deshou

Ikusen no wa ino kotoba yori
Anata ga sokoni iru dakede ii
Dare mo kawari wade kinai kara
Hokoe miga ashita eno hikari ni naru
Ano sora wo taiyou wo no homoe

Nara...

"Hush-a-bye Baby" (This is actually a sad song, once you think about it)

Hush-a-bye baby, on the tree tops

When the wind blows, the cradle will rock

When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall

And down will come baby, cradle and all

My Theories:

(Naruto)Is Tobi Madara or Obito?
Ok, I know this might sound really crazy. Actually, it is pretty crazy, but here I go anyway.
I think that Tobi might be both Obito and Madara. Now, you're probably thinking: WHAT THE HELL! Or something along those lines. Just let me explain:
I think that Tobi is Obito, and he has a bit of Madara's soul inside him, therefore making him possessed or something like that. Up 'til Dei-chan died (tries not to cry at the thought) Obito's personality has been dominant, because he only has a bit of Madara in him. Well, Dei-chan's death (tries again not to cry) took a huge toll on Tobi-kun and he just kinda... gave up, you know? I mean, Dei-chan was his 'senpai' after all. So Madara took that chance and possessed Tobi-kun completely, therefore making 'evil Tobi' so to speak.

Is Deidara Alive or Dead?

Ok people, here me out on this one. Remember in episode...uh...uhm...(tries to remember what ep of Shippuden it was)...well, it was one of the episodes in Shippuden, after Kakashi-sempai (as I like to call him) sent his right arm into another deminsion of course, where Dei-chan appeared to blow himself up to kill Team Gai. But it was really one of his Bunshins(Clones) that he blew up, in order to get away. Well...what if he did that with cockatoo-head(Sasuke. 'Cockatoo-head' is my nickname for him XD)? What if, instead of blowing himself up, he blew up another one of his clones, in hopes of killing cockatoo-head and escaping? And now he's hiding for some unknown reason that I haven't figured out yet? (XD) I HOPE SO!
Actually, I also have a theory as to why Dei-chan might be hiding. He never joined Akatsuki willingly. He joined because he was forced to, because he lost to Itachi-san. So maybe, he still didn't want to be in Akatsuki, so now he's taking his one chance for freedom? That's what I think...

Who is Gaara's Real Family?

Okie dokie, I take particular interest in this theory. It was inspired even more after reading "Son of the Red Sand" by Swordsoul2000 (Read it, it's good:D)
Has anyone else ever noticed that fact that Gaara looks nothing like his supposed 'family'? And the only other people from Sunagakure(Sand Village, for people who don't know) that have red hair like Gaara are Akasuna no Sasori, and Sasori's father. Hmm...O-yo-shi~! (su-spi-cious~!)
So I was thinking...maybe the fourth Kazekage, Temari, and Kankurou aren't his real family. Actually, I was thinking that Saso-chan is Gaara's:
a) older brother
b) his father
or c) his cousin
Because, not only do they look considerably alike, they are also from the same village.

Pein\Nagato, Naruto and Deidara's Resemblence: Coincidence or Reality?

Another theory that I take particular interest in. As you can probably see from my story "My Family" n_n;
Has anyone but me- and another author whose name, I am sorry to say, I have forgotten- realized just how much Dei-chan and Naru-chan look alike?
1) they have the same hair color
2) they have the same eye color
3) from what we can tell, they act alike in some ways
4) We don't know much about Dei-chan's past
5) For all I know, Dei-chan has only seemed to mess with Naru-chan, and hasn't actually hurt him yet
6) They both dislike Itachi
7) They both dislike cockatoo-head
8) Deidara isn't much older than Naruto. A max of about 3-6 years I think
9) Both Deidara and Naruto end there sentences with 'random' words. Deidara's is 'un' and Naruto's is 'Dattebayo'

and a couple more things that I can't remember at the moment n_n'
So, as you can tell from 'My Family', I think that they could be brothers.

As for Pein\Nagato(His real name is Nagato, but he goes by the name 'Pein'), I realized that Nagato and Naruto look somewhat alike. Not only that, but their names' sound a lot alike too. And, Nagato and Namikaze Minato (Naruto's father, also the Yondaime, or Fourth Hokage) look alike as well. PLUS, Nagato and Naruto have the same hair style! So, either:
a) he is Minato's eldest son and Naruto\Deidara's older brother
Or, b) he is Minato's younger brother, and he is Naruto\Deidara's uncle

Is Rin Alive or Not?

That is an interesting subject. There really isn't much evidence to suggest that she is dead. She is only 'presumed' dead, because of her lack of appearece and people talking about her in past tence, also because Kaka-kun(another nickname for him n_n) said that everyone close to him is dead (I really just want to give him a hug, don't you? T_T)
Though, there isn't much evidence to suggest that she is alive either, so...we can only ask ourselves, and wait for the question to be answered, if it ever is...
The world may never know...(haha, it's from a comercial, I know XD)

(Eragon) The Relationship Between Brom and Morzan

Well, we know little to nothing of Morzan, yes? Well, I think it would be a good idea if Brom and Morzan were brothers. It would explain their relationship, as well as to why Brom looked up to him, right?

Will Murtagh Live or Die?

Well, I hope he doesn't die... But, I think it would probably make sense if he did. And if he does, the most likely possibility would be because he was protecting Eragon, or refusing to do what Galbatorix said. But if he does die, it'll most likely have something to do with Eragon X3 I seriously hope he doesn't die though...

That about wraps up the theories, but if I find any more...I'll put them on here n_n;

Naruto Pairings I Like:

ObiNaru(in various ways. heart)
DeiTobi
DeiSaso(eh...)
KakaObi(EEEEEE~)
KakaNaru(But only Naruto from Shippuden or older)
KakaSaku(eh...)
KakaIta
TobiSaku(Kawaii!)
PeinKonan
ItaNaru

Fruits Basket Pairings I Like:

KyouHaru
HaruTohru
KyouYuki
AkitoTohru
Onesided AkitoKyou

Eragon Pairings I Like:

MurtaghArya
EragonNasuada
MurtaghEragon(Oh come on, it's actually yaoi in Eragon! You have to like it, incest or not!)
Human!SaphiraMurtagh

Harry Potter Pairings I Like:

RemusHermione(Timetravel fics)
HarryHermione
SiriusRemus(Eh... I'll read it if it's well-written)
JamesRemus(WHOO!!)

Moon Child Pairings I Like:

KeiSho
KeiYi-che
Maybe ToshiSho

Teen Titans Pairings I Like:

RobinTerra
RobinBeastBoy
BeastBoyStarfire
RobinRaven
RobinStarfire (It's okay, I guess, if it's well-written/drawn)
BeastboyRaven (Same as above)

Fullmetal Alchemist Pairings I Like:

HeidrichxAlphonse (That pairing needs more love)
HeidrichxEdward
Parental!RoyEd
RoyxJean (Best.Pairing.Ever)
EdwardxAlphonse
JeanxRiza (You didn't really think it would all be yaoi, now did you?)
RoyxAlphonse(Meh...)
RoyxWinry
AlfonsexRoy (Because it's always more fun when they've never met! =D)
JeanxAlphonse (They're adorable, ne?)
AlphonsexAlfonsexEdward (Because everyone loves threesomes)

Ouran High School Host Club Pairings I Like:

KyouKao
TamaHika
KyouTama
KyouHaru
HikaHaru
TamaHaru
KaoHika
TamaKao
KyouHika
MoriHaru

Avatar: The Last Airbender Pairings I Like:

Zukaang (ZukoAang)
Zutara (ZukoKatara)
Toko (TophZuko)
Tokka (TophSokka)

Fairly Odd Parents Pairings I Like:

CosmoxTimmy
AntiCosmoxCosmo
AntiCosmoxTimmy
CosmoxWanda/Anti-CosmoWanda (meaning, anti-thepairing, not the character AntiCosmo)
Anti-AntiCosmoxAntiWanda (same as above)

Danny Phantom Pairings I Like:

DannyxPhantom (Danny x His Ghost Half)
Anti-DannyxSam
DannyxSam if it's well-written

House M.D. Pairings I like:

House/Wilson
Wilson/Cameron
House/Chase
Wilson/Chase
Wilson/Cuddy (XD)

NCIS Pairings I like:

Gibbs/Tony
Tony/Abby
Tony/McGee

Twilight Pairings I like:

Edward/Jasper
Edward/Bella
Emmett/Edward
Jasper/Bella

Toward the Terra Pairings I Like:

BluexJomy
JomyxLeo
BluexLeo
JomyxBluexLeo/BluexLeoxJomy (Yaaaaay threesomes! X3)

A Knight's Tale Pairings I Like:

Chaucer/Wat
Edward/William
Chaucer/William (sometimes)

South Park Pairings I like:

Style (StanxKyle)
K2 (KennyxKyle)
One-sided CartmanxKyle (Kyle is either reluctant or just hates Cartman)
Creek (CraigxTweek)
Stylenny (StanxKylexKenny XD)
Cutters (CartmanxButters)
Bunny (KennyxButters)
ChristophexGregory (Christophe being "Ze Mole")

Favorite South Park Characters:

Christophe (A.K.A The Mole)
Kyle
Kenny
Tweek
Butters
Damien
Pip ('cause he's funny)

Favorite Naruto Characters:

Kakashi
Obito
Shippuden!Naruto
Deidara
Tobi
Madara
Itachi
Gaara
Hidan

Hated Naruto Characters:

Sasuke
Iruka (Because so many people pair him with Kaka-kun... ._.)
Sakura
Rin
Pein (HE KILLED KAKASHI!! Then blew up Konoha... which, I have to admit, was pretty frickin' sweet, but STILL)

Favorite Fruits Basket Characters:

Kyou
Hastuharu
Akito (Gotta love the sadistic people...)
Shigure
Ayame

Hated Fruits Basket Characters:

Tohru (sooo annoying...)

Favorite Eragon Characters:

Murtagh (EEE!! -glomps him-)
Saphira (She rules)
Morzan (He intrigues me)
Brom (GO BROM!)
Eragon (You have to admit, no matter how dense he is, he is cute...)

Hated Eragon Characters:

Arya (The annoying little...poor Eragon...D:)
Nasuada (She just annoys me)
Galbatorix (YOU WILL PAY FOR HURTING MURTAGH!! PAY, I TELL YOU! PAY!!)
Roran (I just got sick of him. Honestly, who didn't?)

Favorite Harry Potter Characters:

Remus Lupin (KYAA! -Glomps him-)
James Potter (-Glomp-)
Sirius Black
Harry Potter
Draco Malfoy (He is cute...)
James Sirus Potter II
Teddy Remus Lupin

Hated Harry Potter Characters:

Snape (OMFG, DDIIIEE!! )
Hermione (She annoys me...)
Fleur (Damn you, woman, DIE)
Lucias Malfoy

Favorite Moon Child Characters:

KEI!! (-Glomp-)
Sho (He's cute...)
Toshi (He's cute AND funny)

Hated Moon Child Characters:

Yi-Che (I dunno why. I just don't like her)
Chan (damn you...)

Favorite Teen Titans Characters:

Beast Boy
Robin
Raven
Kid Flash
Speedy

Hated Teen Titans Characters:

None, really...

Favorite Fullmetal Alchemist Characters:

Alfonse Heidrich
Roy Mustang
Jean Havoc
Alphonse Elric
Envy (He's cool)

Hated Fullmetal Alchemist Characters:

Pride (DAMN YOU TO HELL, BRADLY!)
Gluttony (He creeps me out...)

Favorite Ouran High School Host Club Characters:

Ootori Kyouya
Hitachiin Kaoru
Suou Tamaki
Ootori Akito (...I don't know. But, he's Kyouya's older brother. The cute one with brown hair. :D)

Hated Ouran High School Host Club Characters:

Tamaki's grandmother
Tonnerre Èclair
Ootori Yoshio

Favorite Avatar: The Last Airbender Characters:

Zuko
Aang
Toph
Sokka

Hated Avatar: The Last Airbender Characters:

Katara

Favorite Fairly Odd Parents Characters:

AntiCosmo
Cosmo
Timmy

Hated Fairly Odd Parents Characters:

None really... Sometimes Wanda, but not always.

Favorite Danny Phantom Characters:

Phantom
Danny
Dan

Hated Danny Phantom Characters:

Paulina (A.N.N.O.Y.I.N.G)

Favorite House M.D. Characters:

Wilson
House
Chase
Kutner (SOB)

Hated House M.D. Characters

Taub
Thirteen
Vogler
Foreman
Occasionally Cuddy

Favorite X-Files Characters:

Mulder
Skinner

Hated X-Files Characters:

The Cigarette-Smoking Man
Alex Krycek
And pretty much anyone who hates Mulder. n.n

Favorite NCIS characters:

L. Jethro Gibbs
Tony DiNozzo
Abby Sciuto
Ducky Mallard

Favorite Twilight Characters:

Edward Cullen
Jasper Hale
Emmett Cullen
Carlisle Cullen
Alice Cullen

Hated Twilight Characters:

Jacob Black
Rosalie Hale

Favorite Toward the Terra Characters:

Soldier Blue
Jomy (Soldier Shin)
Leo

Hated Toward the Terra characters:

Keith Anyan
The SD System
Mother Eliza
Grandmother

Favorite A Knight's Tale characters:

Geoffrey Chaucer (HEART Paul Bettany is love. )
Wat Falhurst
Prince Edward

Hated A Knight's Tale characters:

Jocelyn (she annoys me)
Adhemar

Quotes by Me and A Few Other People:

Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That it Alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange.

"Boku wa ikita akashi wo nokoshitai!" Alfonse Heidrich, Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shimballa. Translation: I want to leave proof that I existed!

"If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet, I must be the sweetest bitch you know." - My BFFL Ana. Someone should write that down. XD

"Why are we using jets when we can fly?"
"Because we can." -Jorgen Von Strangle and HP from The Fairly Odd Parents.

"Cosmo you ignorant boob!" AntiCosmo from The Fairly Odd Parents. I love him. XD

"Plasma screen, surround sound, I don't know what this thing does... Oooh, this stuff is on sale!!" Technus: Master of all Technology, from the Danny Phantom episode Identity Crisis. My favorite. XD

"Only when you let go of your past, can you face your future" -me

"Happyness can be compared to a butterfly. If you try to seek it out and catch it, it flies further away. But if you pretend it isn't there, and ignore it, then it will come and land on your shoulder when you least expect it" -me, a more formal verison of it

"Death is the permenant end of all biological function. It is inevitable. No one on Earth can escape death, no matter how hard they try. You can live for a long time, but immortality is impossible, and it will stay like that until the end of eternity"- me

"I want to believe... In House/Wilson. :D" Me. :D

"Yeah. His car nearly ran me over, and he let me stay the night." -Hitachiin Kaoru, Ouran High School Host Club in my story Fight, and in the companion to that, Worry Gone. It's my favorite line. Typical Tamaki. XD

"When life gives you lemons...Gorge yourself on strawberries instead." -me. I randomly thought of this while eating a strawberry in the kitchen. XD

"It would never have worked out between us."
"Keep telling yourself that darling."
(Girl tries to kiss man)
"Uh, once is quite enough."
"Thank you." -Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swan

"Who am I?"
Silence.
"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"- Jack Sparrow

"Come to negotiate, eh have you, you slimy git? Look what I got! I've got jar of diirt, I've got a jar of diirt, and guess what's inside it!" -Jack Sparrow

"You forgote one very important thing mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow" -Jack Sparrow

"I've already got the key!"
"Uh...No you don't! Heheheh"
"Oh, That Key" -Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones

"So ladies, what do you know about sea turtles?" -Pirates of the Caribbean, Mister Gibbs.

"You may throw my hat if you like."
(Guy throws hat) "Horray!"
"Heh...now go and get it." -Jack Sparrow and Mister Gibbs

"Nobody move! I dropped me brain..." -Some pirate guy in the Flying Dutchman from Pirates of the Caribbean

"Is the jar of dirt going to help?"
"If you don't want it, give it back."
"No!"
"Then it helps." -Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack Sparrow and Tia Dalma

"Thank you, Jack."
"You're welcome."
"Not you, we named the monkey Jack." - Barbossa and Jack Sparrow, PotC: The Curse of the Black Pearl

"Captain Obvious, I think we've just hit Duh Island!" -I heard it from my friend Ana, who isn't on here n_n'

"They say three species disappear off the planet every day. You wonder how many new ones are created." Mulder. I think it was the episode Host, but I'm not sure.

"-Falls on crown- Yippee! That hurt!"
"No Cosmo! You're supposed to say 'ouch' when you're hurt!!"
"Oh. Yippee! That ouch!" - Cosmo and Timmy from The Fairly Odd Parents. Oh how I love the idiot that is Cosmo. XD

"That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbores?" Molly and George Weasley from the fifth Harry Potter book. I love that line, it always makes me crack up. XD

"That was a resurben question, you're not supposed to answer it!"
"FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME, IT'S 'RHETORICAL'! 'RESURBEN' IS NOT A WORD!" -me and my eight-year-old cousin (sighs at her weirdness, then laughes at the hilarity of it)

"When illness strikes, we look to doctors to give us answers. But what if they can't? For these unlucky patients, diagnosis is a mystery" -Mystery Diagnosis Opening (love that show!)

"Thank you, Captain Obvious. Oh, and by the way, I think we just hit Duh Island, which is in the middle of the That's-The-Most-Obvious-Thing-In-The-World Ocean" -me

"Why do people ask you if you got a haircut, when its OBVIOUS? That's why you say "I got in a fight with a bear"" -? I saw it on deviantart.com, and edited it a little...

"Don't you wish that grass was emo? Then it would just cut itself, and we wouldn't have to do anything!" -Same as above n-n'

"The only time you don't look alive, is when you're dead... Or if you're playing a dead guy on TV." -me

"We're going to have to re-populate the earth!"
"How? Everyone here is either a dude or our sister." -Ice Age: The Meltdown, Crash and Dash.

"I just do."
"That's not an answer!"
"Of course it is, it's just not a very good one." Kei and Sho. It was either Lost Memories or All In The Family by Tixxana, but I can't remember which... By the way, both of them are stories on here. They're good. READ THEM. :D

"'God' is just one of those things that you can never be positively sure about. There could very well be a god, and there may not be. It's just one of those things that you never really know for certain. That's what I think anyway." -me

“When you think you’ve lost everyone, remember that you’re friends and family will always be with you ‘til the very end, even when they’re gone. You won’t be able to see them. You won’t be able to feel them. You won’t be able to hear them. But they’re always with you.” -me

"You can convice yourself that you hate them. You can try with all of your might to hate them. You can think that you hate them. The truth is... You can never truly hate your family." -me

"Many people have died for their beliefs... The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe." -Brom, Inheritance(Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, Book IV)

"Well, I'm on level three!"
"Well, I'm on level two still!" Me and my cousin, Meghan, while we were playing a video game.

"Look, Japanese people!"
"No, they're Tokyo people!" Me and Meghan while watching Godzilla.

"JAPAN!! :D"
"No, Tokyo!" Me and meghan, watching Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo.

"Show me watcha got! Show me watcha got!
"Guy grabs his arm"
"Okay then..." Cyborg and Adonis from Teen Titans, episode 35: The Beast Within.

"It does not do to dwell on the past, young Vampire." Me talking to my friend on messenger. I just liked it :D

"-walked into the door them tripped over the shoeboxes-

wow, and I thought -I- was uncoordinated..

-growls-" My friend and me on messenger.

"-Squeals high-pitched-"
"Owww! I have it on speaker phone and that hurt!" My friend and me on the phone. Her voice is the greatest weapon on earth... ._.

"'S a wee bit windy..."
"Ya' reckon?"
"Aye." - Me and a random voice in my head speaking in an Irish accent... And, yes, I am, in fact, insane. XD

"Time. Time is quite interesting, if you think about it. At times, one day could seem like only a few hours, perhaps less. And yet other times, it can seem to go on for centuries. Even millennia. Time is a very dangerous thing to mess with, and yet so very fascinating. If we go either forward or backward in time, there’s no telling what will happen. If we went either way, we could change something- though whether for good or for ill, no one can know. That is one reason time can be so interesting. You can never know for certain what will happen. Whether it is in the next few seconds, minutes, hours, days, or even years. It is impossible to tell exactly what will come next. Sometimes, things will happen the way you want or expect them too, and sometimes, something will happen that you would never have expected."
-Me

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