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since: 09-15-07, id: 1376932, Profile Updated: 10-05-09
country: United States
Author has written 77 stories for Naruto, Inheritance Cycle, Moon Child, Teen Titans, Ouran High School Host Club, Avatar: Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, House, M.D., Fairly Odd Parents, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Twilight, Toward the Terra/地球へ…, Jumper, A Knight's Tale, South Park, Ice Age, and Harry Potter.

Every single hour, an animal is violently abused. 3,000 animals were rescued last year. For hundreds of others, help came too late. If you care about animals, and wish to stop animal cruelty, please, pass this on. If you don’t care, then you’re just one more of the millions of heartless jerks out there that don’t give a damn about anything but themselves.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, honestly, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

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Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Number your twelve favorite Naruto Characters in no particular order and
answer these questions.

1. Obito Uchiha

2. Kakashi Hatake

3. Naruto Uzumaki

4. Minato Namikaze

5. Shikamaru Nara

6. Deidara

7. Itachi Uchiha

8. Madara Uchiha

9. Tobi

10. Nagato

11. Hidan

12. Sasori

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven Fic before?

Deidara/Hidan? Well, I've seen pictures, but never read a fic.

2.Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Minato? ...HE'S PRACTICALLY A GOD, HE'S SO PRETTY!

3.What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

I don't think Sasori can get Madara pregnant.

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about nine?

Tobi? Yes, but I can't remember the names of any. I also wrote a couple.

5. Would two and Six make a good couple?

Kakashi and Deidara? Uhh...well, I suppose if you like crack pairings and are in the right mood...

6. Five/Nine, Five/Ten?

Shikamaru/Tobi? Shikamaru/Nagato? Not happening.

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Itachi's eye would twitch, and Kakashi and Sasori would probably ignore him...washes out mental images

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

"Naruto gets sent into the past, and meets a boy similar to him. Who is this Nagato person, anyway?" Lol, laaame.

9.Is there any such thing as a One/Eight Fluff?

Obito and Madara fluff? Non-existent.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Itachi and Sasori?...Uh...There wouldn't...BE any hurt/comfort fics for them...It just isn't right...

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Oh god, no!! Pedophilia! Noooo!!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read a Three/Eight

Naruto/Madara? That doesn't exist. I don't think...O.o

13. Would anyone you know of write a Two/Four/Five?

Kakashi/Minato/Shikamaru? ...Wtfh?

14. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Nagato? Uhh...I have no clue. o.o

15.If you wrote a song fic about Eight what song might you choose?

Madara? Uhh..."Getting Away with Murder"? I dunno...

16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic what might the warning be?

Obito/Deidara/Sasori? Well, if you replace Obito with Tobi, then that could work, but otherwise...I guess the warning would be severe crack.

17. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Nagato to Kakashi? ...There is no pick-up line worthy of Kakashi.

18. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight.

Hidan to Kakashi and Madara? Probably something like "...Holy fcking sht!!"

19.How emo is Seven?

Itachi is almost as emo as Sasuke.

House Quotes:

House: What the hell are those?
Cameron: Candy canes.
House: Candy canes? Are you mocking me?
Cameron: No. I just... it's Christmas... and I thought...
House: Relax. It's a joke.

Wilson: (over a microphone) House, this is God.
House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Wilson: Let me check. Oh, I got a plague! How about Friday?
House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Wilson: Oh, damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
Cuddy: House!
House: Quick, God! Smite the evil witch!

House: He did, however, get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning...
Cameron: He was shot?
House: No, somebody threw it at him.

Stacy: If Chase screwed up so badly, why didn’t you fire him?
House: He has great hair.
Stacy: What are you hiding?
House: I’m gay! Oh…that’s not what you meant. It does explain a lot though. No girlfriend, always with Wilson, obsession with sneakers…

House: Bros before hos man! (directed at Wilson)

House: So what's your plan? You take the big, dark one, I've got the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things turn rough.

Wat: Say something about her breasts.
Roland: Yeah, you miss her breasts.
William: Her breasts.
Chaucer: Ye... yes, you... you could, umm... umm... but I... I would tend to look above her breasts, William.
William: Well I... I miss her throat.
Chaucer: Uh, still higher really, toward the heavens.
Kate: The moon at least, her breasts were not that impressive.

Government

If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

Get To Work

You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

Hazards

There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.

Incompetence

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

Indifference

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Futility

You'll always miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99 percent of the shots you do.

"Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that dear children is called canabalism and is frowned upon in most places."-Johnny Depp, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I dont't always agree with them."

"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film."

"42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot."

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

This is the picture for my oneshot called 'Goodbye Forever': http://ormsqueak.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-Too-Late-42790379 I DID NOT DRAW THIS! Have a nice day. -

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are one of the people who think that the Eragon movie was a complete and total waste of time and money, copy this into your profile.

If you're a fan of Fairly Odd Parents and/or Danny Phantom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you talk to yourself a lot (and love doing that), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that weird people will one day change the world, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you quote along with your favorite shows and love doing that, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've seen the colors pink and green together and suddenly think of Cosmo and Wanda, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever stayed up all night at least once, copy and paste this to your profile. (Two days straight. Fuck yes.)

If people have ever told straight in your face that yaoi/yuri were disgusting and you ignored them going on listening to your own mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are getting old and you keep on loving cartoons, copy and paste it to your profile.

If one of your teachers/relatives found out that you like yaoi/yuri and you explained to him/her what they are (I did. My grandma was not pleased with me.), copy and paste it to your profile.

If you can speak more than 2 foreign languages, copy and paste this to your profile.(and be proud you do!!)

if you're not emo but you would hug one of those silly guys listening to them blabbing insanely, copy and paste this to your profile.

9 Things I Hate

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??

5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid 12 dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!

If you support ANTI-VladxDanny from Danny Phantom, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you support VladxDanny, then you support pedophilia, and will go to hell.

Disclaimer: If I own anything that I write about, then George Bush’s IQ is above 80.

Name: Amethyst/Ammy

Nicknames: Russia (you will all become one with me, da?)

Age: Somewhere between 1 and 100.

Hair: Dark brown, and to my shoulders

Eyes: Hazel.

Likes: Hanging around outside, talking with the few friends I have, writing, reading, listening to music, shoe-shopping, petting and holding my kittes, comforting my friends when they need it, boyxboy/yaoi/shounen-ai/slash, Wii, anime, dragons, vampires, werewolves, and other stuff.

Dislikes: Seeing my friends sad, distressed, hurt, or any other negative thing, dancing, dogs(that I don't know, and don't even get me started with Pit-Bulls. I'm deathly afraid of those), crying, my grandmother, work, cleaning, shopping, mpreg, and other stuff.

Music: Rock, pop (some), alternative, instrumental, easy listening, jpop, jrock

Music that I don't like: Country, Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana.

Bands\Artists that I like: Owl City, Breaking Benjamin, Depeche Mode, Pearl Jam, Paramore, Rammstein, Simple Plan, Three Days Grace, Goo Goo Dolls, 30 Seconds to Mars, Gackt, Hyde, Avril Lavigne (sometimes), Evanescence, Cobra Starship, Rock Kills Kid, Trapt, Linkin Park, t.A.t.U, L'Arc~en~Ciel, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Green Day, and others that I momentarily forgot and don't feel like putting on here at the moment...

Friends That I Have on FF.net: Have Faith In Yourself., xxDawnxOfxHopexx, Mizuni-no-neko, Deathpenguin37, Reddreagon13x, Yuka-san, Reidluver, SrslyNo, Zanteh, super manako sohma, azngirlLH (I mostly know her from deviantART)

Movies: ANYTHING WITH JEREMY IRONS IN IT, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, A Knight's Tale, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Jumper, I Am Legend, The Simpsons Movie, The Seeker: The Dark is Rising, Beowulf, The Golden Compass, Moon Child, Tremors, Lady in the Water, The Village, Signs, Godzilla(The one where Gojira actually looks real), Stomp the Yard, Howl's Moving Castle, Harry Potter 1-6 (and 7 whenever it comes out), Four Brothers, Pirates of the Caribbean (1-3), Resident Evil (1-3), The Mist, Doom, Jurassic Park 1-3, Eragon (just for Murtagh though), and others that I can't remember at the moment...

TV Shows/Anime: NCIS, Hetalia - Axis Powers, South Park, Toward the Terra, Haunted, House MD, The X-Files, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Special Unit 2, CSI(the normal one), Ninja Warrior, and others that either do not exist in the category of TV shows that I like or that I can't remember.

Actors: In order: Jeremy Irons, Paul Bettany, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Brendan Frasier, Liv Tyler, and Garrett Hedlund. Samuel L. Jackson isn't bad either, as far as I've seen.

Languages: I'm only fluent in English, but I know some German, some French, tiny bit of Russian, some Spanish, and some Japanese.

Naruto Pairings I Like:

ObiNaru
DeiTobi
DeiSaso(eh...)
KakaObi(EEEEEE~)
KakaNaru(But only Naruto from Shippuden or older)
KakaSaku(eh...)
KakaIta
TobiSaku(Kawaii!)
PeinKonan
ItaNaru

Fruits Basket Pairings I Like:

KyouHaru
HaruTohru
KyouYuki
AkitoTohru
KyouTohru
Onesided AkitoKyou

Eragon Pairings I Like:

MurtaghArya
EragonNasuada
MurtaghEragon(Oh come on, it's actually yaoi in Eragon! You have to like it, incest or not!)
MorzanxBrom
BromxSelena

Harry Potter Pairings I Like:

RemusHermione(Timetravel fics)
HarryHermione
SiriusRemus(Eh... I'll read it if it's well-written)
JamesRemus
GinnyLuna
DracoHarry

Moon Child Pairings I Like:

KeiSho
KeiYi-che
Maybe ToshiSho

Teen Titans Pairings I Like:

RobinTerra
RobinBeastBoy
BeastBoyStarfire
RobinRaven
RobinStarfire (It's okay, I guess, if it's well-written/drawn)
BeastboyRaven (Same as above)

Fullmetal Alchemist Pairings I Like:

HeidrichxAlphonse (That pairing needs more love)
HeidrichxEdward
Parental!RoyEd
RoyxJean (Best.Pairing.Ever)
EdwardxAlphonse
JeanxRiza (You didn't really think it would all be yaoi, now did you?)
RoyxAlphonse(Meh...)
RoyxWinry
AlfonsexRoy (Because it's always more fun when they've never met! =D)
JeanxAlphonse (They're adorable, ne?)
AlphonsexAlfonsexEdward (Because everyone loves threesomes)

Ouran High School Host Club Pairings I Like:

KyouKao
TamaHika
KyouTama
KyouHaru
HikaHaru
TamaHaru
KaoHika
TamaKao
KyouHika
MoriHaru

Avatar: The Last Airbender Pairings I Like:

Zukaang (ZukoAang)
Zutara (ZukoKatara)
Toko (TophZuko)
Tokka (TophSokka)

Fairly Odd Parents Pairings I Like:

CosmoxTimmy
AntiCosmoxCosmo (OTP~)
AntiCosmoxTimmy
CosmoxWanda/Anti-CosmoWanda (meaning, anti-thepairing, not the character AntiCosmo)
Anti-AntiCosmoxAntiWanda (same as above)

Danny Phantom Pairings I Like:

DannyxPhantom (Danny x His Ghost Half)
Anti-DannyxSam
DannyxSam if it's well-written

House M.D. Pairings I like:

House/Wilson
Wilson/Cameron
House/Chase
Wilson/Chase
Wilson/Cuddy (XD)

NCIS Pairings I like:

Gibbs/Tony
Tony/Abby
Tony/McGee

Twilight Pairings I like:

Edward/Jasper
Edward/Bella
Emmett/Edward
Jasper/Bella

Toward the Terra Pairings I Like:

BluexJomy
JomyxLeo
BluexLeo
JomyxBluexLeo/BluexLeoxJomy (Yaaaaay threesomes! X3)

A Knight's Tale Pairings I Like:

Chaucer/Wat
Edward/William
Chaucer/William (sometimes)

South Park Pairings I like:

Style (StanxKyle)
K2 (KennyxKyle)
One-sided CartmanxKyle (Kyle is either reluctant or just hates Cartman)
Creek (CraigxTweek)
Stylenny (StanxKylexKenny XD)
Cutters (CartmanxButters)
Bunny (KennyxButters)
ChristophexGregory (Christophe being "Ze Mole")

Hetalia - Axis Powers Pairings I Like:

America x England
Russia x America
Prussia x America
America x Austria
Prussia x Austria
Germany x Austria
Austria x Hungary
Prussia x Hungary
Prussia x Hungary x Austria
Prussia x Austria x Germany
Russia x England x America
America x Canada
Russia x Canada
Russia x Prussia
Prussia x Germany
Germany x Italy
Spain x Romano


Quotes by Me and A Few Other People:

Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That it Alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange.

"Boku wa ikita akashi wo nokoshitai!" Alfonse Heidrich, Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shimballa. Translation: I want to leave proof that I existed!

"If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet, I must be the sweetest bitch you know." - My BFFL Ana. Someone should write that down. XD

"Why are we using jets when we can fly?"
"Because we can." -Jorgen Von Strangle and HP from The Fairly Odd Parents.

"Cosmo you ignorant boob!" AntiCosmo from The Fairly Odd Parents. I love him. XD

"Plasma screen, surround sound, I don't know what this thing does... Oooh, this stuff is on sale!!" Technus: Master of all Technology, from the Danny Phantom episode Identity Crisis. My favorite. XD

"Only when you let go of your past, can you face your future" -me

"Happyness can be compared to a butterfly. If you try to seek it out and catch it, it flies further away. But if you pretend it isn't there, and ignore it, then it will come and land on your shoulder when you least expect it" -me, a more formal verison of it

"Death is the permenant end of all biological function. It is inevitable. No one on Earth can escape death, no matter how hard they try. You can live for a long time, but immortality is impossible, and it will stay like that until the end of eternity"- me

"I want to believe... In House/Wilson. :D" Me. :D

"Yeah. His car nearly ran me over, and he let me stay the night." -Hitachiin Kaoru, Ouran High School Host Club in my story Fight, and in the companion to that, Worry Gone. It's my favorite line. Typical Tamaki. XD

"When life gives you lemons...Gorge yourself on strawberries instead." -me. I randomly thought of this while eating a strawberry in the kitchen. XD

"It would never have worked out between us."
"Keep telling yourself that darling."
(Girl tries to kiss man)
"Uh, once is quite enough."
"Thank you." -Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swan

"Who am I?"
Silence.
"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"- Jack Sparrow

"Come to negotiate, eh have you, you slimy git? Look what I got! I've got jar of diirt, I've got a jar of diirt, and guess what's inside it!" -Jack Sparrow

"You forgote one very important thing mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow" -Jack Sparrow

"I've already got the key!"
"Uh...No you don't! Heheheh"
"Oh, That Key" -Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones

"So ladies, what do you know about sea turtles?" -Pirates of the Caribbean, Mister Gibbs.

"You may throw my hat if you like."
(Guy throws hat) "Horray!"
"Heh...now go and get it." -Jack Sparrow and Mister Gibbs

"Nobody move! I dropped me brain..." -Some pirate guy in the Flying Dutchman from Pirates of the Caribbean

"Is the jar of dirt going to help?"
"If you don't want it, give it back."
"No!"
"Then it helps." -Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack Sparrow and Tia Dalma

"Thank you, Jack."
"You're welcome."
"Not you, we named the monkey Jack." - Barbossa and Jack Sparrow, PotC: The Curse of the Black Pearl

"Captain Obvious, I think we've just hit Duh Island!" -I heard it from my friend Ana, who isn't on here n_n'

"They say three species disappear off the planet every day. You wonder how many new ones are created." Mulder. I think it was the episode Host, but I'm not sure.

"-Falls on crown- Yippee! That hurt!"
"No Cosmo! You're supposed to say 'ouch' when you're hurt!!"
"Oh. Yippee! That ouch!" - Cosmo and Timmy from The Fairly Odd Parents. Oh how I love the idiot that is Cosmo. XD

"That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbores?" Molly and George Weasley from the fifth Harry Potter book. I love that line, it always makes me crack up. XD

"That was a resurben question, you're not supposed to answer it!"
"FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME, IT'S 'RHETORICAL'! 'RESURBEN' IS NOT A WORD!" -me and my eight-year-old cousin (sighs at her weirdness, then laughes at the hilarity of it)

"When illness strikes, we look to doctors to give us answers. But what if they can't? For these unlucky patients, diagnosis is a mystery" -Mystery Diagnosis Opening (love that show!)

"Thank you, Captain Obvious. Oh, and by the way, I think we just hit Duh Island, which is in the middle of the That's-The-Most-Obvious-Thing-In-The-World Ocean" -me

"Why do people ask you if you got a haircut, when its OBVIOUS? That's why you say "I got in a fight with a bear"" -? I saw it on deviantart.com, and edited it a little...

"Don't you wish that grass was emo? Then it would just cut itself, and we wouldn't have to do anything!" -Same as above n-n'

"The only time you don't look alive, is when you're dead... Or if you're playing a dead guy on TV." -me

"We're going to have to re-populate the earth!"
"How? Everyone here is either a dude or our sister." -Ice Age: The Meltdown, Crash and Dash.

"I just do."
"That's not an answer!"
"Of course it is, it's just not a very good one." Kei and Sho. It was either Lost Memories or All In The Family by Tixxana, but I can't remember which... By the way, both of them are stories on here. They're good. READ THEM. :D

"'God' is just one of those things that you can never be positively sure about. There could very well be a god, and there may not be. It's just one of those things that you never really know for certain. That's what I think anyway." -me

“When you think you’ve lost everyone, remember that you’re friends and family will always be with you ‘til the very end, even when they’re gone. You won’t be able to see them. You won’t be able to feel them. You won’t be able to hear them. But they’re always with you.” -me

"You can convice yourself that you hate them. You can try with all of your might to hate them. You can think that you hate them. The truth is... You can never truly hate your family." -me

"Many people have died for their beliefs... The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe." -Brom, Inheritance(Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, Book IV)

"Well, I'm on level three!"
"Well, I'm on level two still!" Me and my cousin, Meghan, while we were playing a video game.

"Look, Japanese people!"
"No, they're Tokyo people!" Me and Meghan while watching Godzilla.

"JAPAN!! :D"
"No, Tokyo!" Me and meghan, watching Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo.

"Show me watcha got! Show me watcha got!
"Guy grabs his arm"
"Okay then..." Cyborg and Adonis from Teen Titans, episode 35: The Beast Within.

"It does not do to dwell on the past, young Vampire." Me talking to my friend on messenger. I just liked it :D

"-walked into the door them tripped over the shoeboxes-

wow, and I thought -I- was uncoordinated..

-growls-" My friend and me on messenger.

"-Squeals high-pitched-"
"Owww! I have it on speaker phone and that hurt!" My friend and me on the phone. Her voice is the greatest weapon on earth... ._.

"'S a wee bit windy..."
"Ya' reckon?"
"Aye." - Me and a random voice in my head speaking in an Irish accent... And, yes, I am, in fact, insane. XD

"Time. Time is quite interesting, if you think about it. At times, one day could seem like only a few hours, perhaps less. And yet other times, it can seem to go on for centuries. Even millennia. Time is a very dangerous thing to mess with, and yet so very fascinating. If we go either forward or backward in time, there’s no telling what will happen. If we went either way, we could change something- though whether for good or for ill, no one can know. That is one reason time can be so interesting. You can never know for certain what will happen. Whether it is in the next few seconds, minutes, hours, days, or even years. It is impossible to tell exactly what will come next. Sometimes, things will happen the way you want or expect them too, and sometimes, something will happen that you would never have expected."
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1. Broken Promises » reviews
An abused and afraid Matt never expected to find protection in the form of a tall, innocent Russian. Ivan/Matt. MexicoOC/Alfred, onesided-Alfred/Matt, Alfred/Arthur, and now, a Prussia/Austria side-story!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,608 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 9-27-09 - Canada & Russia
2. What if I Wanted to Break reviews
What if I wanted to break. Laugh it all off in your face. What would you do? Come, break me down, bury me, bury me, I am finshed with you. Look in my eyes, you're killing me, killing me. All I wanted was you. PrussiaxAustria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-4-09 - Austria & Prussia - Complete
3. Bitte Bleib reviews
Roderich liked these times, when he would sit at the edge of the bed or lean against the wall and just watch Gilbert sleep.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-29-09 - Austria & Prussia - Complete
4. Apology reviews
He needed to do something, and everything his bright green eyes focused on was superfluous. Where was he?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-20-09 - Austria & England - Complete
5. Innocent reviews
Remus gave the Dursleys a very toothy, almost insane grin, his silver eyes flashing dangerously, making them flinch as he took hold of ten-year-old Harry’s shoulders. AU random drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-1-09 - Harry P. & Remus L. - Complete
6. Ice Age 4: Buck Up » reviews
Lost in Dinotopia, Peaches, Crash, and Eddie go on adventures with Buck to get back to the surface world. Movie idea for Locrian-Mode. Read and Review.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,052 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 7-21-09 - Buck & Peaches
7. Ya Tebya Lyublyu » reviews
It's the twenty first century and Alfred has taken off more than he can chew, working until he's ready to pass out. Arthur and Ivan force him to take a week off. Ivan/Alfred. No violence. Extreme cuteness. You've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,694 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 9-3-09 - America & Russia - Complete
8. Die Scheidung reviews
Gilbert had the full intention of teasing Roderich as he ventured into the brunette’s room without knocking. However, the words died in his throat, and he stared in slight shock at the scene before him. Roderich was crying.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-25-09 - Austria & Prussia - Complete
9. Escape reviews
He was so excited! He wanted so badly to tell her to hurry up. He knew who that cake was for. He knew who was going to blow out that candle. It wasn’t going to be anyone else. He knew exactly who it would be...Oneshot small spoilers for season 6 premier
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-21-09 - Complete
10. Run reviews
Gilbert stood in his room, staring out of the window at the drab scenery before him. Figures. At least the weather wasn't mocking him. ... He wouldn't admit that he was scared. Prussia/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-19-09 - Hungary & Prussia - Complete
11. Cinderella reviews
So I will dance with Cinderella/ While she is here in my arms / 'Cause I know something the prince never knew/ Oh, I will dance with Cinderella/ I don't want to miss even one song/ 'Cause all too soon the clock will strike midnight/ And she'll be gone...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-13-09 - Hungary & Prussia - Complete
12. Vorbei sind die Vereinigten reviews
England's thoughts on America's rapidly decreasing economy, competence - as if he had any in the first place, - and overall health. Title is Gone are the United in German.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-09 - England - Complete
13. Okaasan reviews
Arthur was frantic. Where was Al? Where was his Alfred? Oh god, what happened to his little boy?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-1-09 - America & England - Complete
14. The Revolution reviews
England was now pacing in his study, wracking his brain for a reason as to why America would want to break away from him. He’d raised him, nurtured him, taught him everything he knew, and he wanted to leave? What was wrong with him? AmericaxEngland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-29-09 - America & England - Complete
15. Frustrated reviews
He banged his head on the dino’s snout and rested it there, letting out an aggravated, forceful exhalation and concentrating on not letting the tears escape his eye. Rudy sighed, rolling his big crimson eyes at the weasel’s antics. Oneshot.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-2-09 - Buck & Rudy - Complete
16. Avery's Story » reviews
Details inside. Mostly for Locrian-Mode. Oneshots revolving around Buck and his father, Avery. They're all going to have their own titles, summaries, and genres.
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-26-09 - Buck
17. I Care reviews
Buck has a talk with his father whilst he remembers how he got down in his Dino-utopia. He isn't too happy to see his Dad, but is the feeling mutual? Oneshot.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-09 - Buck - Complete
18. Happy Birthday Tweekers reviews
It's Tweek's birthday and Kyle sends him a letter. Written as a birthday present for a friend of mine, whom is nicknamed Tweek.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-09 - Kyle B. & Tweek T. - Complete
19. Tied reviews
Rudy's tied up again, poor thing. Humorous drabble.
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-20-09 - Buck & Rudy - Complete
20. Paternal Love reviews
Buck's father thought that he was dead. Buck thought that no one cared either way. Both were wrong.
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-09 - Buck - Complete
21. Movie Night reviews
Buck finds that he really, really doesn't like waiting. Small spoilers for the HBP movie.
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-15-09 - Buck - Complete
22. A New Kind of Discovery reviews
After weeks of watching Crash and Eddie screw each other, Buck decides that he wants in on the action too. Branches off of "Buck's Discovery" but can be a stand-alone. RATED M FOR A REASON. NO CHILDRENS ALLOWED.
Ice Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-15-09 - Crash & Eddie - Complete
23. IMing is Fun reviews
Buck has fun chatting with Diego online, but Diego doesn't see why they should if they're in the same house. Sometimes, Diego just isn't any fun.
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-09 - Buck & Diego - Complete
24. Thriller Night reviews
The South Park guys are at the bar, and someone thinks it's a good idea to dance to Michael Jackson. What comes of this? And, what's this? Christophe can dance? This'll be interesting... ChristophexGregory
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-13-09 - Christophe & Gregory - Complete
25. Buck's Discovery reviews
Buck's out strolling in the forest when he happens to pass by his two fanboys. But, what exactly are his fanboys DOING? Porn. Twincest. Pervert!Buck. You've been warned. Also posted on deviantART.
Ice Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-13-09 - Crash & Eddie - Complete
26. You're Coming With Me reviews
It's Peaches' fifth birthday, and Manny wants Buck to come. No slash, short, pointless, and they're human for some reason. O HAY GAIZ, LOOK, I CAN WRITE HUMOR!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-12-09 - Buck & Manny
27. All I Wanted reviews
Spoilers for the Foop episode. Foop has been moping lately, but why? And what will AntiCosmo do about it? Father/son bonding fluff.
Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-10-09 - Anti-Cosmo - Complete
28. Au Revoir Chiennes reviews
Daddy didn't give attention, To the fact that Mommy didn't care, King Christophe the wicked, Ruled his world, Christophe spoke in class today, Christophe spoke in class today. Oneshot. Character death. ChrisGreg.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-8-09 - Christophe & Gregory - Complete
29. Extrémité du Monde » reviews
When the world is about to end, and your only current friend is a supposedly ruthless mercenary who will "kill ya' as soon as look atcha", and you're on the run from mindless zombies, life for Tweek is by no means easy. Full summary inside.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-2-09 - Craig T. & Tweek T.
30. Сирота reviews
After losing Christophe, how can their son Dominic handle Gregory's death? Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-09 - Christophe & Gregory - Complete
31. Babushka reviews
Ms. DeLourne says something that greatly upsets little five-year-old Dominic, and Christophe and Gregory are not happy. Christophe goes to talk with his son while Gregory stays to speak to Ms. Delourne. Cuteness ensues.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-27-09 - Christophe & Gregory - Complete
32. Pourquoi êtesTe Allés mon Père? reviews
Gregory is crying, Christophe is gone, and little eight-year-old Dominic doesn't know what to do. Oneshot. Hinted ChristophexGregory.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-22-09 - Christophe & Gregory - Complete
33. Loss reviews
Christophe comes home to find Gregory crying. What's wrong? Written as an outlet. Renamed.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-16-09 - Christophe & Gregory - Complete
34. Juste Une Nuit reviews
Christophe needs company. Kenny thinks Christophe is hott. Smexing ensues. Passionate kissing. No lemon. Slash. ChristophexKenny. Unrequited ChristophexGregory. Oneshot. Use of the word "betwixt".
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-15-09 - Christophe & Kenny M. - Complete
35. Nothing Gold can Stay reviews
Damien loved watching the sunrise. It was a habit he would never willingly share with anyone, but a habit nonetheless. Dip. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-10-09 - Damien & Pip P. - Complete
36. Pour L'Amour Des Chats reviews
Gregory wants to know where Christophe goes during his free time. What he finds out is...well, quite astonishing. Cute, hinted slash, oneshot. ChristophexGregory
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-09 - Christophe & Gregory - Complete
37. Je Te Manque reviews
Six months after Christophe's death, Gregory finds himself barely hanging on. Angst, one OC, ChristophexGregory. Recently found out that 'vous' is the formal version of "you", so I put "te" instead.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-3-09 - Christophe & Gregory - Complete
38. Birthday Present reviews
Stan has a present for Kyle. Cute, slashy fluff, short, written for Kyle's birthday. Happy b-day Kyle!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-26-09 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
39. Boku wa Mamoru Kimi Ishi » reviews
Alternitive universe to The Ultimate Enemy. The summery is inside, as well as details. The pairing is DannyxPhantom, so if you don't like that, don't read this. third genre Romance.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 1-10-09 - Dan Phantom & Danny F.
40. Love Weakens the Heart reviews
Geoffrey knows William does not truly return his feelings. This is why he refuses him. One-sided Geoff/Will.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-4-09 - Complete
41. A Comforting Hand reviews
Cosmo visits AntiCosmo due to problems at home. A.C. tries to comfort him as best he can. Fluff, slight slash, but nothing explicit. Can be viewed as friendship.
Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-1-09 - Anti-Cosmo & Cosmo - Complete
42. Scrutiny reviews
Geoff observes Wat after an incident, and becomes attracted. Slash! Though non-explicit. Beware of long paragraphs and big words. Oneshot
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-28-09 - Complete
43. One Night reviews
Jomy and Leo spend a night together. JomyxLeo slash. Will come up with better summary, really! Rated T for a reason.
Toward the Terra/地球へ… - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-10-09 - Complete
44. Replacement Love reviews
Leo speculates on what's going on between him and Jomy, and how Jomy feels about both him and Soldier Blue. One-sided JomyLeo and implied BlueJomy. Rated K plus because of homosexual themes.
Toward the Terra/地球へ… - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-3-09 - Complete
45. Shiawase Tanjoubi! reviews
Edited. Kakashi used to drag Obito around on the Uchiha's birthday. Since he can't do that anymore, who will he drag around now? Why, a certain little orange ninja, of course! KakaObi fluff and parental!KakaNaru. Oneshot. Written for my birthday.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-24-09 - Kakashi H. & Naruto U. - Complete
46. Ano Mori reviews
Kakashi and Obito are outnumbered and end up getting lost in a forest. Will they discard their rivalry to become friends, or will they become official enemies? ObiKaka FRIENDSHIP oneshot, bday present for Obito feb. 10th
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-10-09 - Kakashi H. & Obito U. - Complete
47. Ai no Shi reviews
He thought he had killed the last Paladin. But he was wrong. And he knew that when he heard the sound. Crack, BANG, thud. He should have known. Contains implied DavidGriffin and three character deaths
Jumper - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-09 - David R. & Griffin - Complete
48. Nagusami reviews
Danny and Sam have an argument. Danny's furious, but is soon calmed by Phantom, and things lead from there. Shounen ai, no lemon, slight fluff. Don't like, don't read. Title means "Comfort"
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-09 - Dan Phantom & Danny F. - Complete
49. Ohne Dich reviews
Toward the Terra. Jomy speculates on Blue, and how he feels about the former Soldier's death. Sad. Oneshot. Jomy's point of view. Implied BluexJomy
Toward the Terra/地球へ… - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-23-09 - Complete
50. What Really Happened reviews
So, we all saw the episode Identity Crisis, right? There was Fun Danny and Super Danny. Well, what if that was a joke between them? What if their attitudes in that episode were all Phantom’s idea? Omg, humor! XD
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-10-09 - Danny F. & Dan Phantom - Complete
51. House's Heart reviews
First his father, then his mother, then Cuddy, then Wilson. All dead. How can he possibly deal? What's the point? Way better than it seems. Give it a shot? Rated T for... well, you'll see... there are hints of House/Wilson slash, but it's ignorable. AU.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-26-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
52. Love You More reviews
Edward goes looking for his daughter, and finds her in the park. They stay to watch the sunset, and they begin a conversation. It's really cute, but I suck at summeries, so could you please read it? SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-21-08 - Edward & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
53. Lost and Found reviews
Poof gets lost in the park! When Cosmo goes out to find him, he finds that AntiCosmo has lost AntiPoof. If they search together, will they find their sons? And what's with Wanda and AntiWanda? Oneshot.
Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-13-08 - Cosmo & Wanda - Complete
54. Taste of Blood reviews
AU. Chase and Wilson get home after a refreshing meal. Chase goes to bed and Wilson stays in the living room with House. What will happen? This is actually better than it seems. Written quickly for Halloween. Unbetaed. Happy Halloween people!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-31-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
55. Another Year, Gone reviews
Sequel to my Dying Changes Everything oneshot. House deals with the grief that comes with his best friend's death. Or, tries to. It's been a year, and he can't handle it anymore. He just wants this to end. Rated T for teen.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-17-08 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete
56. Dying Changes Everything reviews
Someone close to House is incorrectly diagnosed, and dies as a result. How does House deal with the loss? Who died, and how? If you guess who it is before the end, I'll give you a cookie. Read and review please! Rated T for death. Wrote a sequel, too.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-11-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
57. Don't Cry for Me reviews
Jazz was close to tears. Her baby brother had gotten into an accident, and he wasn’t waking up. All Danny could see was black. It was as if he was staring into a never-ending chasm filled with nothing but darkness. !oneshot! JazzxDanny sibling love.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-18-08 - Danny F. & Jazz F. - Complete
58. Slamming Revolving Doors is Impossible reviews
It's a Saturday, and Zuko says that slamming revolving doors is impossible. Is this true? Sokka wants to find out. Based on what happened with my friend, because she and her other friends can be retards. AU, Modern Day AtLA. summery may change.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-1-08 - Aang & Zuko - Complete
59. Worry Gone
Stupid title. Hikaru said that he went home after looking for Kaoru, but he was lying. Where did he really go? Companion to "Fight." Oneshot. Rated for boyxboy love.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Published: 6-18-08 - Hikaru H. & Kyōya O. - Complete
60. Fight reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru have there first, real fight. Kaoru, being lost in a thunderstorm, walks around aimlessly. Soon, he runs into Tamaki, or, more like, Tamaki runs into Kaoru. What happens then? And do the twins ever make up? .Oneshot. Rated for boyxboy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-18-08 - Kaoru H. & Tamaki S. - Complete
61. Kyouya niisan » reviews
What if Haruhi was Kyouya's younger sister? Why were they separated, and what happens when they find out? When Haruhi goes to live with the Ootoris, she finds out something horrifying that's happening to Kyouya. No incest, but there will be boyxboy love.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 6-15-08 - Haruhi F. & Kyōya O.
62. Face Down in My World » reviews
Twoshot. Hikaru is VERY unhappy with Araikun when he comes back and takes Haruhi away from him. He hates Arai, no doubt about it. He loves Haruhi, no doubt about it. But what happens when Haruhi's had enough of Arai and wants Hikaru back? Fullsummery insi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-08 - Hikaru H. & Haruhi F. - Complete
63. Over and Over Again reviews
Brom knew that people who sided with the Empire were his enemies, but he just couldn't bring himself to hate one of them. Who knew that that one person loved him back? Slightly changed summery. Edited. BromxMorzan, BoyxBoy. You have been warned. !Oneshot!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-19-08 - Brom & Morzan - Complete
64. Teen Titans: Apocolypse » reviews
Summery inside. It's a Resident Evil Xover. Doesn't have any of the RE characters in it, but it's basically the same thing. You don't have to have seen the movies to know what's going on. Please give it a chance? It has zombies in it! Pairings but no BXB
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-23-08 - Beast Boy & Robin
65. Four Years is a Long Time » reviews
Beast Boy quits the team, much to Starfire's dislike. But when someone wants BB for themselves, what will the others do when they find out? BeastBoyxStarfire. Don't like, don't read. Rated for mild swearing, as well as other things. !COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-12-08 - Beast Boy & Starfire - Complete
66. A Spontaneous Relationship reviews
Sho has a secret crush. Kei, too, has a secret crush. What will they do about it? KeixSho, really short! B-day present for a friend. ONESHOT
Moon Child - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-12-08 - Complete
67. Paternal Innocence » reviews
What if Morzan was still alive? What if he wasn't evil anymore? What will happen to Murtagh when he finds out? Better than it sounds. Rated for safety.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-19-08 - Published: 3-11-08 - Morzan & Murtagh
68. Progeny of a Vampire reviews
AU. What if Sho and Kei hadn’t died? What if Kei had a kid? What if Sho had to raise said kid? Full summery inside. Rated for safety. The drama genre is just because I felt like it and I couldn't think of anything better. Second rating may change.
Moon Child - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-08
69. In My Time of Dying reviews
Murtagh refuses to die until Eragon knows that he's sorry, and that he still cares. He's using all of his will-power to stay alive long enough to apologize to his younger brother. Oneshot, songfic, character death. Sad. THEY ARE NOT LOVERS!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-13-08 - Eragon S. & Murtagh - Complete
70. A Date of Boredom reviews
For lack of a better title. Obito is bored. Day off, nothing to do. When he bumps into Rin, it makes the end of his day a little bit more interesting. ObiRin. Written for Obito's birthday! Feb. 10th for those who don't know.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-10-08 - Obito U. & Rin - Complete
71. My Family » reviews
DISCONTINUED AND UP FOR ADOPTION. Details inside, as well as the summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,549 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 12-20-07 - Deidara & Tobi
72. The Clearing reviews
They had arranged a special meeting in a clearing. SasukexSai, YAOI. GUYxGUY. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. Oneshot. Made for a friend
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-21-08 - Sasuke U. & Sai - Complete
73. A Hatake's Last Resort reviews
Kakashi can't take the pain anymore. He just wants it all to stop. He thinks he's lost everyone. What he doesn't know is that Obito's alive. But when he does find out, it's much too late. Oneshot songfic, character death TObito theory don't like don't rea
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-14-08 - Kakashi H. & Obito U. - Complete
74. Goodbye Forever reviews
Deidara and Tobi go on an assassination mission, only said mission ends in a disaster for the two. DeiTobi Oneshot character death, shounenai. Kinda depressing. Rated for blood and death. Deidara centered. Sequel is temporarily discontinued. Edited
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-14-08 - Deidara & Tobi - Complete
75. Tears of Blood reviews
C rank mission quickly turns A rank when enemy Shinobi from Kumogakure attack Team Yondaime. What happens when Kakashi and an injured Obito get stuck all alone in a clearing for three days? Boy love, killing, implied yaoi !ONESHOT! Don't like don't read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-07 - Kakashi H. & Obito U. - Complete
76. Hello Again reviews
SEQUEL to Goodbye Forever. Click the story link to read the summery, because there isn't enough room here. Pairings: KakaDei, onesided DeiKonan, implied DeiTobi, and eventual NaruSaku. Rating may change later on. CONTAINS SHOUNENAI! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-07 - Kakashi H. & Deidara
77. Leave Out All the Rest reviews
A Friends!DeiTobi one shot. What Deichan was thinking before he blew himself up. SONGFIC, kind of sad. My first ever songfic, please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-12-07 - Deidara & Tobi - Complete
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