| amor-remanet |
Author has written 62 stories for Shakespeare, Harry Potter, Good Omens, Dead Poets Society, Firefly, Pirates of the Caribbean, Criminal Minds, and Glee. So, it occurred to me today that I haven't updated my profile in ages, thus rendering it rather woefully behind in the times. This has to be brief, since I have a term paper to go finish, but hi! My name is Kassie, I'm a university student majoring in fiction writing (with additional concentrations in literature and history… and, unofficially, in fanfiction and roleplaying), and you've found the repository of my fanfiction. There's even more over on Bodas de Sangre @ Livejournal and Wig in a Box @ Insanejournal; some it may move here in the future, some of it may not, and as yet, I'm just not sure. Some basic other stuff about me: I write slash, het, femmeslash, gen, and combinations thereof, but I'm a shameless little slasher, in my heart of hearts, so you're going to find a lot of it here. Writing is my passion and my life, so you'll find a lot of that too. I'm a little obsessed with Kurt Vonnegut and Paradise Lost. I'm bad at keeping things brief. I'm also bad at starting multi-part fics and leaving them dangling. And there are very few things I love more than unrequited love, angst, and mixing humor with my drama. My big fandoms are: Criminal Minds: This show has quickly become one of my biggest obsessions. My favorite character is decidedly Dr. Spencer Reid, and I like him best with Derek Morgan, though Emily Prentiss and Penelope Garcia are lovely companions as well. Glee: I didn't start out loving this show, but it grew on me once they started doing more things with Kurt Hummell… and once I learned of the glory that is Sue Sylvester. They're easily my favorites, and Kurt/Finn is my OTP. Someday, I'm going to write Principal Figgins/Howard Bamboo. Firefly: I haven't written it in a good long while, but once you go Browncoats, there's no going back. Jayne/Simon is my unequestioned Firefly OTP, and my Simon Tam love is probably where my overall love of pretty-mouthed doctors started. Watchmen: I haven't written a lot, because, to be honest, I love the book so much that I'm worried about ruining it, but I adore the book, I liked the movie, and the fandom's been nothing but fun since I wandered into it. The status of some of my multi-part fics: Thanks for stopping by and reading! On Archiving/C2ing: Go ahead, feel free, etc. | |||||||||
1. The Tiresias Effect reviewsSpencer's different. This, he should be used to … It should be simple, but it isn't." Genderqueer!Reid fic; WARNING: explicit discussion of gender identity issues, several possible triggers.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-26-09 - S. Reid2. Sprezzatura reviewsPost-Ariel & Trash spoilers for both ; Simon attempts to clear the air with Jayne. Written for rounds of kink on LJ for the prompt, "really big guns and really small needles." Slashy, weapon fetishization.Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-21-09 - Simon & Jayne - Complete3. Gimme Shelter reviewsFinn looks like some invisible hand just threw a slushie in his face. "Oh. Then… what'd you want to talk about?" Kurt/Finn slash, oneshot, for LJ's Glee fic battle, based on this picture: http://bit.ly/7CpBgE. SECTIONALS SPOILERS.Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-10-09 - Kurt H. & Finn H. - Complete4. Five Times Someone Let Kurt Hummel Down reviewsFive Times Someone Massively Let Kurt Hummel Down And One Time Someone Unexpectedly Came Through ." Warnings: angst and explicit SLASH of the Finn/Kurt variety. SPOILERS for: "Acafellas," "Preggers," "The Rhodes Not Traveled," "Vitamin D," & "Throwdown"Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-25-09 - Kurt H. & Finn H. - Complete5. The Centre Cannot Hold » reviewsA case brings Spencer back in contact with his old mentor, but nothing can be as easy as it looks. Warnings: angst, drama, themes, slash; Reid/Morgan, Reid/JJ, JJ/Will LaMontagne, Reid/OFCs, Reid/Elle, Reid/Tobias Hankel, Gideon/OFC.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,927 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 4-26-09 - S. Reid & J. Gideon6. Shallow » reviewsAl Potter's been acting strange, and it's getting his siblings, cousins, friends, and boyfriend worried. ASxS, angst, WIP. WARNING: deals with both slash and eating disorders don't read if either squicks you.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,543 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 1-6-08 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M.7. Lead Me Not Into Temptation reviewsA student's personal struggles with his identity makes Albus Dumbledore reflect on his own loves. Angst, SLASH, Albus x Gellert. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-7-08 - Albus D. & Terry B. - Complete8. Daring » reviewsZacharias Smith has a crush on someone who doesn't see it coming. SLASH, Zach x Cedric.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-7-08 - Zacharias S. & Cedric D. - Complete9. Filled Faithless » reviewsAs he slowly descends into madness, Barty Crouch, Jr., takes Severus along with him. SLASH, BCJxSS, features unrequited SSxLE and mentions JPxLE. Very dark, very mature themes.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-6-08 - Barty C. Jr. & Severus S. - Complete10. Dichotomy reviewsRemus Lupin is caught between two people he loves: one who makes him happy, and one whom he can't leave. RLxSB and RLxNT. Oneshot, angst, has both het and slash.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-6-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete11. Spiced Rum » reviewsThe chronicle of Jack Sparrow's life, in five year intervals starting with five and going until Dead Man's Chest. Currently: very slight JackxOFC. Future: JackxAnamaria, JackxTia Dalma, JackxBarbossa, JackxBootstrap, and many more.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-29-06 - Published: 7-24-0612. Predator and Prey reviewsBlaise goes hunting, albeit with better motives. BlaisexHermione, with mentions of about five other pairings, het and slash.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-23-06 - Blaise Z. & Hermione G. - Complete13. Zodiac » reviewsThe twelvepart seduction of Simon Tam. SLASH, SimonxJayne.Firefly - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-2-06 - Simon & Jayne14. Tepidity reviewsSirius, Remus, and a short cut home through a graveyard. SLASH.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete15. The Marrow reviewsAs much as they love Keating’s class, some days, it’s just another obstacle to what they really want. SLASH, CharliexNeil, references to onesided NeilxTodd.Dead Poets Society - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-1-06 - Complete16. Okay? reviewsBrian likes Wensley and everyone knows but him. SLASH, BrianxWensleydale. Just a cute little oneshot.Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-06 - Complete17. Snowed In reviewsSometimes, when winter rolls around, Hermione wonders why she signed up for this. FEMMESLASH, HermionexLuna. Mentions RonxHermione and HarryxRon.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-9-06 - Hermione G. & Luna L. - Complete18. Ducdame reviewsIt isn't about what's right and, out here, it never can be. SLASH, AmiensxJaques.Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-06 - Complete19. Pleasant Surprises reviewsSLASH. SiriusxRemus. Set circa OoTP Sirius has a gift for Remus.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-27-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete20. Fireside Turn Blue reviewsEnvy is a new feeling for Luna, and she doesn't like it. WARNINGS: FEMMESLASH GinnyxLuna and LunaxHermione, het GinnyxHarry, snogging, creative use of ties, minor biting, and nonlinear structure.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-26-06 - Luna L. & Ginny W. - Complete21. Her reviewsBlaise has competition and he's not sure why set in third yearPoA. Unrequited TheoxHermione and very slight TheoxBlaise, SLASH.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-10-06 - Blaise Z. & Theodore N. - Complete22. Idealism reviewsTheo seeks solitude in the Room of Requirement, only to have it infiltrated. Minor SLASH. Theo NottxHermione, Theo NottxBlaise Zabini.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-10-06 - Theodore N. & Blaise Z. - Complete23. Not the Right Thing reviewsTrue or not, love rarely runs smoothly, especially not for Death Eaters. SeverusxBarty Crouch, Jr. Mentions of many other pairings, character death, DARK FIC and SLASH.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-06 - Severus S. & Barty C. Jr. - Complete24. Yearn reviewsFriends and feelings can be dangerous. Onesided Theo NottxHermione, mentions of HermionexRon, HermionexViktor, HermionexMcLaggen, DracoxPansy, Blaisexanything female and alive, and TheoxMillicent Bulstrode.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-3-06 - Theodore N. & Hermione G. - Complete25. Dog's Eye View reviewsSLASH, CrowleyxAziraphale. An older Adam confronts a reluctant Crowley about his very undemonic feelings for Aziraphale.Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-11-06 - Complete26. Not Even For Me reviewsMysterious illness, a bad day at work, and an accidental OD. Even Death Eaters shouldn't have to deal with that. SLASH, SeverusxBarty Crouch, Jr.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-06 - Severus S. & Barty C. Jr.27. Not Enough reviewsOnly once has Barty Crouch Junior ever been good enough for his father. Mild SLASH content, SeverusxBarty.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-10-06 - Barty C. Jr. & Severus S. - Complete28. Not With A Bang reviewsBarty is late for a tutoring session. SLASH, SeverusxBarty Crouch, Jr.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-06 - Severus S. & Barty C. Jr. - Complete29. Throwing Off the Trail reviewsHow Peter dodged Sirius' suspicions in the First War. Gen, oneshot, mentions of SiriusxRemus.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-10-06 - Peter P. & Sirius B. - Complete30. No One Can Help reviewsAU. After hearing the story of why James and Lily died, MadEye Moody corners Peter Pettigrew and tries to talk him out of suicide.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-16-06 - Peter P. & Alastor M. - Complete31. Managing reviewsSirius knows it makes more sense for Remus to be the spy, but he has to tell him something that might save them. AU, SLASH, RLSB.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-16-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete32. Valentine's Day '74 reviewsIt's Valentine's Day. Sirius is bored, so he and Remus go for a walk around the castle. SLASH, RLSB.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-16-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete33. In Time reviewsFour scenes in the life of Barty Crouch, Junior, progressing from fourteen to directly after the Quidditch World Cup in GoF.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-06 - Barty C. Jr. & Voldemort - Complete34. Just Another Night reviewsRemus and Sirius both hate Grimmauld Place, but they have a better chance of coping together. SLASH, RLSB.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-13-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete35. These Games We Play reviewsRemus is tired of just flirting, and Sirius smells like Quidditch. SLASH, RLSB.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-13-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete36. Risk Taking reviewsSirius and Remus stay up waiting for James and Peter to get out of detention. Sirius has questionable flirtation methods. SLASH, RLSB.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-12-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete37. First Green Days reviewsRemus turns sixteen, Sirius skips class, and there is a bunny. SLASH, RLSB.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-11-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete38. Regret reviewsIt's Remus's seventeenth birthday, and the Marauders are still dealing with The Prank, Sirius most of all. While traversing outside during lunch, he overhears an interesting conversation. SLASH, RLSB.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-9-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete39. Of Snogs and Strip Poker reviewsWhile Remus attempts to tutor Peter in DADA, James and Sirius play Strip Exploding Snap and an interesting bet is raised. SLASH, RLSB.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-8-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete40. Best Intentions reviewsJames and Peter read Remus's journal and take a Hogsmeade weekend to harass him. SLASH, RLSB. Also, unrequited JamesxLily.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-8-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete41. Wotcher, Wolfie reviewsIt's after Dumbledore's funeral and Tonks stays over at Remus's place. After prompting from Molly, Things Happen. RLNT, and postOOTP RLSB SLASH.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-6-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete42. Staying Over reviewsPercy is crashing at Oliver's place, and resisting every advance the Keeper makes. SLASH, PWOW.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-6-06 - Percy W. & Oliver W. - Complete43. A Little Muggle Music reviewsSirius likes to sing Muggle music while he’s drunk. SLASH, RLSB.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-6-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete44. White Lies reviewsSirius and Remus are dating. They’re also, in Remus’ eyes, lying about their relationship to James, Peter, and Lily. Remus mopes, and Sirius finds the perfect way to cheer him up. SLASH, RLSB.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-6-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete45. Love By the Lake reviewsThere's no way Cho is Harry's first. Slash, CDHP.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-6-06 - Cedric D. & Harry P. - Complete46. Cornelius Fudge and the Dangerous Window reviewsCornelius Fudge is unfortunate and the Muggle prime minister defenestrates him.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-06 - Complete47. The Perfect Christmas Tree reviewsOliver and Percy go Christmas tree hunting. Percy is resistant cuteness ensues. SLASH.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-6-06 - Percy W. & Oliver W. - Complete48. Breathe reviewsThe night of Sirius’ death leaves Remus feeling depressed and empty after dealing with Fudge and consoling Harry and Tonks, Dumbledore finally makes time for the deceased’s lover. SLASH, RLSB.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-6-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete49. Poetry in the Rain reviewsSirius gets a letter from the Ministry, informing him that they found Regulus dead. In a fit of madness, he runs away, and Remus finds him in the park. Mild SLASH, RLSB.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-5-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete50. The Rainbow Connection » reviewsRegulus is gay, or, at least claims to be. After Sirius and Remus say he's not, he attempts to prove them wrong. SLASH WARNING. RegulusxLockhart and SiriusxRemus. Feedback welcome. Update: Chapter Four up!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,903 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 1-20-06 - Regulus B. & Gilderoy L.51. Careless Whisper » reviewsAt James and Lily's wedding reception, Sirius tries to set things straight with a struggling, and incredibly inebriated, Remus. SLASH, RLSB. Feedback welcome.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-4-06 - Published: 2-3-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete52. Relenting reviewsSirius finds something interesting on a picnic and wants Remus to come see it. Remus is reluctant and there is romping in the leaves. Mild SLASH, RLSB. Feedback welcome!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-3-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete53. Please reviewsOneshot. Sirius has feelings for Remus, but thinks that he's Voldemort's spy. And Firewhiskey doesn't help solve anything. SLASH, SBRL. Feedback welcome.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-1-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete54. Surprise, Surprise reviewsDraco enjoys lust, Harry uses a bad pickup line, and Hermione is not an owl. DracoxHarry SLASH warning nonexplicit, but discussed.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-22-06 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete55. The Adventures of Alcoholic Sirius and Manly Remus reviewsIt’s Christmastime and Sirius is terribly depressed for no apparent reason. Being the caring boyfriend and chocoholic that he is, Remus attempts to fix this, with unexpected results. SiriusxRemus SLASH warning.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-22-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete56. These Days reviewsRemus loves Sirius, who is dead. Tonks loves Remus, who is gay. Kingsley loves Tonks, who doesn't care. PostOOTP, preHBP, with spoilers for each. SiriusxRemus, and unrequited RemusxTonks and KingsleyxTonks. SLASH warning, though there isn't much.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-22-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B.57. Barty Crouch Junior’s Christmas Wish reviewsSeverus Snape hates Christmas, especially when it drives the last sane person in Hogwarts mad. SeverusxBarty SLASH, with mentions of SiriusxRemus, LuciusxNarcissa, BellatrixxRodolphus, and the Black SistersxMom Zabini. Feedback welcome.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-21-06 - Severus S. & Barty C. Jr.58. He Deserved It reviewsLucius Malfoy isn’t known for being nice, especially not to Gryffindors, doubly so for Sirius and Remus. Naturally, this invokes Sirius’ violence, with some interesting aftereffects. SiriusxRemus SLASH. Feedback welcome.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-21-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete59. Remus Goes Gray reviewsBad things happen when, around Christmas, Remus begins getting gray hair. SiriusxRemus SLASH. Feedback welcome.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-21-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete60. Priceless reviewsAfter a Quidditch match in their fifth year, Draco comes to mock Harry in the locker room and to affirm that they really hate each other. HarryxDraco SLASH and snogging. Feedback welcome.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-21-06 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete61. The Game reviewsAt the November Quidditch match between Gryffindor and Slytherin, Sirius decides to display his love…and a few other things as well. Discussed SiriusxRemus SLASH, onscreen flirting. Feedback welcome.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-21-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete62. Reluctance reviewsWhile digging for roots, the fallen Timon gets an unexpected visit from Apemantus. TimonApemantus SLASH. You have been warned. Feedback welcome.Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-20-06 - Complete