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Author has written 67 stories for Back to the Future, Star Wars, Marching Band, Minesweeper, Calvin & Hobbes, Young Jedi Knights, Final Fantasy X, Animorphs, Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Misc. Books, Teletubbies, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, Misc. Movies, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Speed series, and Spaceballs. E-mail address: starwarsisnotdead@gmail.com Hi, this is Anakin McFly: aged 19, Singaporean citizen, amateur philosopher cum theologian, long-time writer with one official published poem and winnings of several minor writing competitions. Creator and webmaster of the only Back to the Future Fan Fiction Directory (http://www.futurefix.net); the moderately-famous Keanu Reeves fansite Whoa is (Not) Me (http://www.whoaisnotme.net), home to the world's largest collection of Keanu Reeves articles and interviews, and founder of its associated Keanu SWAT Team; also responsible for the WINM-inspired webcomic Casting our Whoas Aside (http://cowa-comic.livejournal.com), which has since extended into various other fandoms. Once permanently linked from the Club-Keanu.com homepage and once featured as a front-page news link on the now-sadly-defunct website KeanuWeb, WINM has since received many favourable reviews, such as the following from mit800: "Annakin, your sad little website and your equally sad responses to nay-sayers are both pathetic and laughably naive at the same time. Drag yourself into the real world and stop stalking this wooden pretty boy." My favourite movie of all time and primary movie fandom is Back to the Future. The Matrix comes second, and Star Wars gets the credit for being the franchise that introduced me to fandom in the first place, back when I was eleven and significantly more innocent than the cynical person I am today. I also swear fealty to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fandom, because towels are awesome (see my avatar picture thing? That's Keanu Reeves with something over his head. I used to think it was a towel, and my inner H2G2 fan was rejoicing, but then someone told me that it was actually a T-shirt and a small part of me sorta died) and forty-two is really the answer to everything. I still mourn the untimely death of its creator. Douglas Noel Adams, RIP. I play five musical instruments - the piano, recorder, oboe, flute and guitar. Other hobbies include spending too much time on the forums of the Internet Movie Database (www.imdb.com) debating people on such things as religion and the existence of God. I fight for facts and the truth as much as possible; my opinion comes second, something that has led several people to believe that I am either a homophobic fundie evangelical Christian Young Earth Creationist, or a soulless atheist fag-enabler evolutionist. People suck. According to my FFN stats page, as of today I am on the favourite authors list of 183 people. Thanks everyone! I am eternally grateful. Fanfic and related stuff I did that's not on FFN: 1) For those of you who are following my fic Matrix Revolutions: The Other Versions, the bonus bit section has been very much extended and just passed 50,000 words under the title The Not-Particularly-Excellent Adventures of the Keanu-Spawn -> http://www.whoaisnotme.net/others/TNPEAOTKS_FDIP.doc. It's not on FFN because it eventually becomes Real Person Fic, and FFN doesn't allow RPF. That's a draft-in-progress there and not that great. Final draft will be coming out eventually. You can wait for that. It's incomplete; for updates, e-mail or PM me and I'll give you the link. 2) The music for the tenth chapter of Matrix Revolutions: The Other Versions - http://www.freewebtown.com/anakinmcfly/NeoVsSmith.mp3 3) The novelisation of They've Got Mail is now complete and can be accessed at: http://www.freewebtown.com/anakinmcfly/rw.htm 4) The PowerPoint Presentation for The Agent Song: www.geocities.com/skywater_revisited/theagentsong.ppt. Send any reviews to The Llama Song Has You. 5) For those of you who want to read the extended/revised version of The Reed, it's over here -> http://www.geocities.com/skywater_revisited/thereed.pdf The educated opinion on my sexual orientation of people on the Internet Movie Database and elsewhere, paraphrased where necessary: "bisexual pervert" - Magnificent_JEC (a side note - JEC by nature believes that anyone who disagrees with him is gay.) "homo" - JohnnyLawrence5 In the meantime I am a virgin and zarking proud of it. Insults: "Food eater!" - ckage Praise: "Lay off Anakin. I have deemed him/her cool." - Kuwabatake_Sanjuro I have fics on two other accounts: A joint LOTR fic, The Makeover under the penname 'Elalipa', and a joint Hitchhiker's e-mail fic, So Long and Thanks for All the Phish, under the penname 'Ol' Janx Spiriteers'. I will, eventually, finish all the fics I have started. It may take years, decades, or centuries, but I will finish them. You have my word on this. ...I think. May the Force be with you. - Anakin McFly | |||||||||||
1. TTA reviewsBecause there's such a thing as too much time travel.Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-29-09 - Complete2. I'll Never Ride a Bus Again reviewsSongfic, set to the tune of 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again'. Title is self-explanatory.Speed series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-1-09 - Complete3. There is No Caffeine » reviewsA collection of Matrix vignettes, mostly Neo-centric. #8 - Secret WindowMatrix - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 5-7-09 - Published: 4-2-05 - Neo4. This Sucks » reviewsAsh gets her wish of entering the Harry Potter universe. The catch - she is transformed into a Mary Sue. And she hates Mary Sues. But no matter how hard she tries, she cannot mar her hated perfection...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-4-09 - Published: 4-30-095. Speed to the Future! reviewsSpeed crossover. Yep, it's as bad as it sounds. Hopefully worse. FEAR ME AND MY CRACK!FIC. Rated T for mindless deaths.Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-24-08 - Complete6. Time Is An Illusion reviewsMatrix crossover. Wake up, Marty.Crossover - Matrix & Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-6-08 - Complete7. The Worst Poems Ever » reviewsPresenting The Ode to the Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles, and the varied colourful works of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings...Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 5-31-08 - Published: 6-14-058. Tales of the Flux Capacitor » reviewsA assortment of short stories that explore the different aspects of the BTTF universe. STORY 17 UPBack to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,606 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 3-25-08 - Published: 11-28-029. Sunglasses » reviewsIt's the life of the Smiley. Go into The Room. Play The Game. Die. At least, that's how things were... until one Smiley decided to change it all. FINISHEDMinesweeper - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,996 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 12-6-02 - Complete10. Matrix Revolutions, The Other Versions » reviewsChapter 15 up: The D-Movie Magic VersionMatrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,089 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 8-7-05 - Neo & Smith, A.11. The Llama Song Has You » reviewsThe Matrix versions of The Llama Song: The Agent Song, The Neo Song, The Morpheus Song, The Cypher Song, The Mero Song, The Oracle Song, The Trinity Song, The Mouse Song, The Squiddy Song, The Cookie Song, The Redpill Song and now The Sati SongMatrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 169 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 3-7-05 - Smith, A. & Neo12. Trilobites! reviewsOne day at the Museum of Natural History...Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-25-07 - Complete13. The Matrix: Replayed reviewsThe Matrix trilogy, condensed and set to the tune of American PieMatrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-07 - Neo - Complete14. The Matrix Still Has You reviewsFreedom is arbitrary.Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-19-07 - Complete15. Do You Remember the Future? and other poems » reviewsA Back to the Future poem collection.Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-2-07 - Published: 7-15-05 - Complete16. The Cylon Song reviewsThe BSG version of The Llama SongBattlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-17-07 - Complete17. Matrix ABCs! reviewsA is for the Architect. He's always watching you...Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-8-07 - Complete18. Wayfarers of the Space Time Continuum » reviewsFour travellers find themselves stuck in a place where time and space has no meaning... Crossover between Back to the Future, The Matrix, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and The Frighteners.Crossover - Matrix & Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,876 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-2-07 - Published: 9-4-05 - Neo19. Blue Pills reviewsHe remembers. A Scanner Darkly crossover.Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-15-07 - Complete20. They've Got Mail » reviewsNOVELISATION IS HERE. Go straight to the last chapter for details.Crossover - Matrix & Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,888 - Reviews: 330 - Updated: 12-19-06 - Published: 5-5-03 - Complete21. Pygmy Puffs' Mating Season! reviewsThey have to reproduce some time, you know. MARY SUE ALERT.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-29-06 - Complete22. The Next Generation » reviewsPostRev. The saga continues. CHAPTER TWO UP.Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-15-06 - Published: 10-13-0623. Hitchhiker's ABCs reviewsA is for Arthur, who's always drinking tea...Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 10-3-06 - Complete24. Breaking the Fourth Wall reviewsThere's a little glitch in reality...Matrix - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-21-06 - Neo & Morpheus - Complete25. Attack of the Lava and Other Poems » reviewsAnakin Skywalker burnt by lava... English Language avenges itself on Yoda... the Bunsen burner strikes back... Star Wars poetry standards die... Limerick attack! And more. UPDATEDStar Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 5-24-05 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.26. In Another's Shoes » reviewsSometimes you have to look at things from a different point of view...Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-16-06 - Published: 7-10-0527. On Display » reviewsWelcome to the real world, Neo. The real real world. Really. Does the name K.C. Reeves ring a bell? FINISHEDMatrix - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-24-04 - Neo - Complete28. There Is No Hair reviewsMorpheus angsts.Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-18-05 - Morpheus - Complete29. The Rufus Song reviewsThe Bill and Ted version of The Llama Song...Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-26-05 - Complete30. The Bricks reviewsThey make up the wall behind the Leaky Cauldron that leads to Diagon Alley, and this is their story... Brick POV.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-12-05 - Complete31. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Poem » reviewsFar out in the vast uncharted reaches of, uh, space, There lived a group of creatures, known as the human race...Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 8-26-05 - Published: 6-21-0532. So Long, and Thanks for All the Fun reviewsTo the tune of 'So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish'. A tribute to Douglas Noel Adams.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-8-05 - Complete33. Arthur and Ford's Excellent Adventure reviewsThe dudeified version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Party on, dudes.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-19-0534. The Potter Song reviewsThe Harry Potter version of The Llama Song.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 83 - Published: 6-1-05 - Harry P. - Complete35. Cookies reviewsThe journey of a cookie is a perilous one...Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-6-05 - Complete36. The Marty Song reviewsThe BTTF version of The Llama Song. How could I desert my main fandom?Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-11-05 - Complete37. The Yoda Song reviewsThe Star Wars version of The Llama Song. Need I say more?Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 3-4-05 - Complete38. The Arthur Song reviewsThe H2G2 version of The Llama Song.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-2-05 - Complete39. Spoon's Story » reviewsI'm the spoon. Everyone says I don't exist. But I do, I do!Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 2-5-05 - Published: 12-7-0440. Electrocution reviewsAn educational story about electricity and why it is fatal to Teletubbies.Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 1-12-05 - Complete41. Death of the Stupid, Oversized Colourful Aliens reviewsThe Teletubbies meet their end, one by one...Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 12-3-04 - Complete42. The Waterbottle reviewsThe Reed, The Flute Stand, The Chairs... now, it's THE WATERBOTTLE.Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-3-04 - Complete43. When Worlds Collide and Go Kaboom » reviewsDoc and Marty are sent from one dimension to the other until an accident strands them in a foreign one, with a broken flux capacitor and no way home... (CHAPTER 9 UP)Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,363 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 6-3-04 - Published: 12-7-0244. The Sunless Years reviewsBased on the short story All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury What happened after Margot was let out of the closetMisc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-29-04 - Complete45. The Reed » reviewsThe Reed has killed two. It must be destroyed... LOTR parody. (REED 3 CHAPTER 2 UP!)Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 300 - Updated: 4-17-04 - Published: 12-6-0246. What If? reviewsAn alternate ending to Part 1...Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-17-04 - Complete47. Strange Stories from a Galaxy Far, Far Away » reviewsA collection of pointless, weird and stupid Star Wars short stories. You have been warned... (STORY 3 UP!)Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 4-7-04 - Published: 4-5-0348. Lord of the Rings: The SHORT version reviewsEverything could have been ended so early. All Frodo had to do was give that Sauron dude the Ring...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 12-30-03 - Frodo B. - Complete49. Play to the Future » reviews(COMPANION TO THE REED) You mean you made a time machine... out of a FLUTE? (CHAPTER 2 UP)Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-16-03 - Published: 10-29-0350. Back to the Future: The Weakest Link » reviews8 contestants play the game for a million cents. Who will win? There's only one way to find out... CHAP 7 UP!Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 12-5-03 - Published: 1-5-0351. The Chairs reviewsThe Reed, The Flute Stand... Now, it's THE CHAIRS.Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-5-03 - Complete52. The Twisted Diary Entries of Marty McFly » reviewsJust as the title says, dude! *CHAPTER 7 UP!*Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 7-31-03 - Published: 1-21-0353. The Twisted Diary Entries of Jaina Solo » reviewsJust as the title says, dude! *CHAPTER 5 UP!*Young Jedi Knights - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 7-31-03 - Published: 1-28-0354. The Strangest Thing » reviewsWhat cannot happen... will happen. Twilight Zone crossover.Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-3-03 - Complete55. There's Always a First Time » reviewsExtended due to pop. demandBack to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 3-30-03 - Published: 12-6-02 - Complete56. The Cinnamon Bun reviewsI was just a happy little cinnamon bun, until one day...Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 3-25-03 - Complete57. 36 Days to SYF reviewsThe SYF competition is coming... WE'RE ALL DOOMED!Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-1-03 - Complete58. The Death of Pizza the Hutt reviewsPizza the Hutt has died... and someone has been sent to tell Jabba. Spaceballs xover.Crossover - Star Wars & Spaceballs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-21-03 - Complete59. The Pointless Ode to Al Bhed reviewsJust as the title says... written in Al Bhed. Duh.Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-7-03 - Complete60. The Short Green Dude is EEVIL! reviewsDude, are the Jedi REALLY who they say they are? PG for Luke getting killed.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-26-03 - Complete61. The Flute Stand reviewsFirst the Reed... now the Flute Stand...Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-18-03 - Complete62. Dude, Where's My DeLorean? reviewsThe cast were off on holiday... So two dudes took their places.Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-23-02 - Complete63. Somefink Under the Bed is Drooling reviewsJust as the title says...Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-19-02 - Complete64. T'was Three Nights Before Friday the 13th reviewsThat time at band camp... Talk about a boring summary. Now nobody's going to read this.Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-18-02 - Complete65. The History of Choo Choo Ravine reviewsAlternate ending to Part IIIBack to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-16-02 - Complete66. Steering Trouble reviewsHow Part 4 would have ended if the XWing controls were faultyStar Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-6-02 - Complete
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