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since: 02-16-08, id: 1501498, Profile Updated: 12-07-11
country: USA
Author has written 8 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Naruto, and Pokémon.

Once Upon a Time; Just a Bit Before the Halfway Point of the Halfway Point of the '90s, Young Ang.E.M. was Born. Now, Many Unfortunate Souls face Her Naive Insanity.

Ang.E.M. Is realizing that love comes in many forms, and that she may have mistaken hers, leading to some insane actions, consequences, and a big headache to come, the next time she visits a few people.

Date: 7 December, 2011

Time: 6:32 PM

Location: My Bedroom, father's house, tiny town that's still filled with too many whores to be legal, Ohio, United States, North America, the Earth, the Solar System, the Milky Way Galaxy, the Universe.

Into: Soul Eater, Full Moon O Sagashite

Working on: Tokyo Mew Mew A-Z challenge. (Slowly but surely! I don't want to post any chapters until I'm at least up to K. I'm on C.); Christmas Video on YT

Comment: Just got back from the library. Deb Caletti, here I come!

Hi there! :3 I'm Ang.E.M. and I'm American. Yes, I probably eat more than you do. No, I am not fat. (only about 130 pounds, and still losing weight.)

I am a sixteen-year-old junior in high school. Once again, I have to go through the nuisances of being the new kid at a school. It's really not fun at all, but I've learned to deal with it. Maybe, if I'm lucky, I can go back to my old school for the following semester and my senior year. :3 My classes are pretty straightforward: band, choir, study hall, art, American Literature, biology, and trigonometry. I just don't like the fact that I don't have American government; I could've gotten that class out of the way by now. :P I'm a good student in the aspect of getting good grades and understanding the curriculum. However, I'm not a very studious student, and I could care less about being valedictorian or salutatorian, so I don't go above and beyond to get there. I'm happy with the honor roll.

I have blue-green eyes, naturally red hair, and a small spray of freckles everywhere. I have no Irish in my blood, but a lot of Sicilian and German. I'm rather short, and have a somewhat thick build, but that doesn't bother me one bit. I enjoy dressing in 'my' style - which consists of a nice mixture of 'goth,' 'prep,' 'country-hick,' 'scene,' and 'hobo.' I do love any form of art - any form of art - and sleeping. In fact, I do so believe that I could be a gold medalist in sleeping, if it were to ever become an Olympic sport. I love reading, and will give any book a try. Give me any manga that either has blood and gore or sparkles in it, and I am a happy camper (even happier if it has both!). I am a Gemini born in the year of the Pig. (To be more specific, I am a Wood Pig.) I'm not a big fan of TV, but I love anime. I never study. I have one job, and a lifetime career of being behind on my art commissions. My love life is rather odd right now, where there are two guys that I currently care deeply about, and they both care about me. I'll figure it out as it goes along. I'm a virgin, and plan to stay that way until I'm married. My family is huge - I have four sisters, three brothers, two nephews and a niece - and I love them to pieces. My father has the most obnoxious little rat dog possible, and my grandmother (who's house is still very much home to me) has about seven cats (which I'm allergic to). I miss having big dogs.

My best friend is Allen Grier, and he is one of those two guys that I really care about. He's an amazing person, but sometimes I struggle to trust him with my happiness (but I could trust him with my life). I am currently learning the Spanish and Japanese languages, and hope to be fluent in them, as well as Italian and German by the time I get my bachelor's degree. I can play the saxophone, cook, and play 'I'm Yours' by Jason Mraz on the ukulele and stringed bass. I am terrible at science, doing my homework, and painting with acrylics. I wish I could be better at playing the bass and cello, as well as cook amazing food from memory and scratch like my 76-year-old Italian grandmother can. I love most genres of music, and probably have one of your favorite bands on my mp3 player or in my external hard drive. My odd talents include running in stilettos, cleaning anyone's but my own messes, and forgetting something the moment someone tells me it. I enjoy collecting ceramic angels and fairies, stuffed animals, socks, and anything that smells good. Put me in an art store, and give me a credit card, and you sir, are in debt. This will greatly explain my weakness for all things artistic, as I love drawing, sketching, clay molding, and painting (no matter how bad at the last two I may be). Do not trust me with money there. Ever. I love eating Chinese and real, home-made Italian. I'm not a fan of hamburgers. My favorite drink is a tossup between Arizona Green Tea, Monster energy drinks, and banana mochas with soy milk. My favorite colors are teal and lavender.

I'd love to visit Europe, study in Japan, road trip Australia, and get out of North East United States for longer than a few days.

When it comes to Fandom, I try to write light-hearted, silly little stories, and draw in a rather bubbly, shiny, shoujo style. Sometimes AU, other times not. I tolerate and enjoy anything well written, drawn proportionately, or if a video is well put together. My main ships are Ryou/Ichigo, Taruto/Pudding, Amuto, Rimahiko, NaruHina, LeeSaku, ShikaTema, Pokeshipping, Contestshipping, Ikarishipping, Usui/Misaki, Hinata/Misaki, Izumi/Hana, Soul/Maka, Black*Star/Tsubaki, Kidd/Patty, IchiRuki, UlquiHime, Kyon/Haruhi, Ed/Winry, Al/Mei, Holo/Lawrence, TamaHaru, and HikaHaru. I do not believe in Masaya bashing, no matter how much I dislike him. I really enjoy Cherrie S. xx's, Bittersweet Romanticide's, and .Poisoned Scarlet's stories. They know how to write, and I aspire to be able to write well enough to earn their praise.

*SOME FAVES FOR YOU GUYS*
Just to make life seem a little less weird

Book: The Book Thief (Markus Zusak)

Series: The Queen's Thief series (Megan Whalen Turner); Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling)

Author: Shel Silverstein

Music Artist: Lenka, LIGHTS, Owl City, Skillet, NeverSHOUTNever!, Paramore, t.A.T.u

Movie: the Nightmare Before Christmas

TV show: House, That '70s Show, Invader Zim

Manga: Hockey Club (Ai Morinaga), Soul Eater (Atsushi Okubo)

Anime: Soul Eater, Haruhi Suzumiya (Noizi Ito)

Character: Ryou Shirogane; Kyon; Franken Stein; Mitsukuni Haninozuka; Eugenides, the Queen of Eddis's Thief and the King of Attolia

FF net author: Cherrie S. xx, Bittersweet Romanticide

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I'm SKINNY so I MUST be ANOREXIC.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a PRUDE.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I am NOT TALL so I MUST be thick and childish.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a guy and INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a girl and HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I'm a guy and HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I like READING so I MUST be a geek.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I wear a VEIL ON MY FACE so I must be a ninja.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY sometimes, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomsticks
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE
so I MUST be an OUTCAST.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a freshy
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be a PYROMANIAC or an ARSONIST.

~QUOTES~

"If it's been in the anime, and you're writing anime, use it. If it's covered in the game but not in the anime, go ahead. Otherwise, stop telling me how impossible it is for an electric type to beat a rock type. He's fucking Ash Ketchum. He turned to stone and was resurrected by tears bitch! He's saved the world more times than freaking Jesus, alright? We can safely assume he can do whatever the hell he wants." ~Bittersweet Romanticide, 'Canon Rape' chapter 71: Gamer. Read it now.

"My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher." ~Socrates

"Never trust the food of a skinny chef." ~Unknown

"And so these three remain: Faith, Hope, and Love. But the Greatest of these is Love." ~1 Corinthians 13:13

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." ~Douglas Adams

"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." ~Douglas Adams

"The purpose of life is to fight maturity." ~Dick Werthimer

"It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day." ~Darby Conley

"Anything too stupid to be said is sung." ~Voltaire

"If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done." ~Ludwig Wittgenstein

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." ~Robert Frost

"Damnation. Thy other name is School Teaching." ~Walt Whitman

"If you believe everything you read, better not read." ~Japanese Proverb

"So what happens when you get scared half to death twice?" ~Internet.

"You must never give up your dreams of being fake!" ~Old Navy commercial

"Did you hear what I said? I said, 'Look at my package' ...You know, 'cause I had a really big box" ~my friend, Ruben

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." ~Hunter S. Thompson

"People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing." ~Dale Carnegie

"If your parents never had any children, chances are you won't, either." ~Dick Cavett

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1. Happy Endings reviews
Masaya's been in England for months, now, and he and Ichigo still keep in touch. But what happens when he suggests that Ichigo would be happier with a break? Well, at least Ryou is there for comfort. IxR friendship with hints of more. T for mild language.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-24-11 - Ichigo M. & Ryou S. - Complete
2. None of My Business, huh? reviews
She saw Ryou's trademark smirk as he whispered something only she could hear, "So, who you marry is none of my business, huh?" She smirked back at him, "Nope." Oneshot. Wedding Fic.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-19-09 - Ichigo M. & Ryou S. - Complete
3. Connected Hearts reviews
What makes you think that?" "Because I love you." INCREDIBLY short drabble.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-09 - Ichigo M. & Ryou S. - Complete
4. Purple Rainbows reviews
ONE-SHOT! It's a birthday party! The gang's all at Ash's for his seventeenth! What stunts could a bunch of teens get into? More than you think. Mainly Pokeshipping. Hints of Contest and Ikarishipping. Rated T for hormones and language. Sorry for bad sum.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-19-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete
5. Pokeshipping 10 Drabbles for 10 Songs reviews
what the title says. 10 drabbles for 10 songs. All but one Pokeshipping. Rated K for minor swearing.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-18-09 - Misty/Kasumi & Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
6. Love is Patient, Love is Kind » reviews
okay, Ichigo transfers to Christianity, and love the I Corinthians 13, and learns that her boyfriend, Masaya, is the opposite of love, and Ryou is what love really is, her mind is really confused as she can't choose who SHE loves. IxR rated T...I think...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-27-09 - Published: 10-17-08 - Ichigo M. & Ryou S.
7. Through the Foggy Glass
okay, this wasn't supposed to be an anime poem...just a poem in general though it won't let me pick that ...I just picked naruhina because this poem fits hinata's pov...NaruHina...rated K 'cause it doesn't have anything bad...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 10-17-08 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete
8. A Poem About Ichigo Ryou's POV reviews
a lil RxI poem...I posted it earlier...but I needed to fix it...I actually had a review on it anyways...thanks Brilliant Tomorrows for reviewing!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-31-08 - Ichigo M. & Ryou S. - Complete
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