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Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, and Pride and Prejudice. Hello, I'm ABG. I used to be McVampy. Ever wonder what that cliffy flourish at the end of TNGUS sounds like? Here is a dramatic rendering that is Oscar-worthy, frankly. DUN DUN DUN My Other Fics: To read Apples and Oranges, go to my LiveJournal page and friend me. I'll friend you back. My LJ page A/O is currently on hiatus, but not for good! I appreciate your patience muchly. :o) Frenemies can be found here. Please please please *no* translating this stuff. I mean...it's barely funny in English. But "Prunella Ironsnatch" in !Xhosa is just weird. | |||||
1. The New Girl Downstairs: A TNGUS Sideshot, Part II reviewsWritten for the Nashville Flood Relief charity. It's chapters 2-3 of The Naked Guy Upstairs in EPOV. AH, E/B, rated M cos it's my favorite letter of the alphabet and lemons are my favorite fruit.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 132 - Published: 11-10-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete2. The Naked Guy Upstairs » reviewsIt's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Manwhoreward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter/Sex. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGSTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 205,950 - Reviews: 13339 - Updated: 9-14-10 - Published: 9-17-09 - Bella & Edward3. The New Girl Downstairs: A TNGUS Sideshot reviewsA TNGUS side-shot for the Haiti relief charity drive. It's the first chapter of TNGUS in EPOV. Rated M for dirty, naughty thoughts.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 272 - Published: 3-1-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete4. How Soon Is Now? reviewsMY ENTRY FOR NAUGHTYHEELS CONTEST. I just never got around to posting it here. Edward is an outcast determined to hate h.s. life, until one day a new girl changes his perception of what it means to need love and to give love. E/B, AH. M FOR 80s TEEN LEMONTwilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 128 - Published: 2-8-10 - Bella & Edward5. Technical Difficulties:‘Lemon Drop’ for JJulieBee reviewsEver meet a guy who you don't know whether to punch or make out with? Girlfriend is having one of those days. AH, AU...paired Edward up with my friend. Cos she's the bomb-diggity. Written with gratitude to Julie, top contributor in the SupportStacie auct.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 77 - Published: 11-5-09 - Edward - Complete6. La Dolce Vita: A ‘Lemon Drop’ OS for Sunshine00 reviewsSometimes, a girl just needs some time to herself. And a nice frappaccino. AH, AU...paired Edward up with my friend. Cos she's awesome. Written with gratitude to Shelley, for organizing the contribution pool for the SupportStacie auction.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 97 - Published: 10-28-09 - Edward - Complete7. Bump and Grind: Summer SmutDown OS reviewsO/S for The Official Twilight Summer SmutDown 2009. Bella spends every morning swearing under her breath at the obnoxious silver Volvo that cuts her off on her way to work. A chance encounter, a heated exchange and a hot day leads to juicy lemons. E/B, MTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 162 - Published: 8-7-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. Danna Guy & Geisha Girl: LoveThruLemons OS reviewsThis is a one-shot based on the characters from Apples & Oranges. Tie Guy & Skater Girl explore role play. Submitted as an entry to the Love Through Lemons contest. AH, E/B rated M for 'remon sekusu.' That's Japanese for 'lemon sex.' :DTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 110 - Published: 7-16-09 - Bella & Edward9. Second to None: Tattward OneShot reviewsHe's a bad boy. She's a book nerd. Neither of them are what they seem. A one-shot for the Tattward & Inkella contest. Edward/Bella, AH. Rated M for inked lemons.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,023 - Reviews: 253 - Published: 7-11-09 - Complete10. Snide & Prejudiced » reviewsSnide & Prejudiced: A Story of Absolutely No Consequence or Merit. This is a crossover with lots of banter between Edward and Bella. All human, canon pairings, rated M for lemons in later chapters.Crossover - Twilight & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,013 - Reviews: 340 - Updated: 7-5-09 - Published: 6-3-0911. The Course of True Love reviewsThis is a one-shot for the Pirate Talking Twilight contest. It's Swashbuckleward! Bella is kidnapped and smuggled aboard a pirate ship, will she be saved from the clutches of Jagged James? M for lemons, which also prevent scurvy. E/B, A/HTwilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,639 - Reviews: 121 - Published: 6-26-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete12. The Marriage of True Minds: Age of Edward OneShot reviewsThis one-shot is an entry in the Age of Edward contest. It's Austenward! The story takes place in Regency England, circa 1810. Bella enters an arranged marriage to avoid poverty. Can she find love despite the circumstances? M FOR JUICY OLDY TIME LEMON!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,773 - Reviews: 363 - Published: 6-14-09 - Complete13. Housemating Season » reviewsBella's a freshman at Dartmouth who lives with 5 upperclassmen, including broody Edward, a vegetarian with a fixation on vampires. Plot line similar to the original Twi novel w/o the cockblocking and with more laughs. LEMONS, AH, canon pairings, BPOV.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,031 - Reviews: 822 - Published: 6-7-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
