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Author has written 17 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, Greek Mythology, Inheritance Cycle, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Charlie Bone, Pirates of the Caribbean, Artemis Fowl, and Calvin & Hobbes. THE QUOTATION SECTION, WHICH I WILL CHANGE EVERY NOW AND THEN: To pore upon a book To seek the light of truth --William Shakespeare, Love's Labours Lost UPDATE I know, I know. I haven't updated for almost a year now. I am SO SORRY SO SORRY SO SORRY SO SORRY. But, you know, it's not easy coming back to a house after three years over seas and trying to simultaneously get used to schoolwork loads, go through puberty gracefully, unpack three years of boxes, AND try to clean up after three different renters. Do you honestly blame me for taking so long. Well yeah, I kinda do. But never fear! The next chapter of Nouda's Revenge is well on its way! (Sht, I've been working on it for more than two years now.) IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT--IMPORTANT I have joined the Grammar cult, where the god Grammar is worshipped with openheartedness and love for his namesake. Currently, Mrs. Alichay Sohma is the high priest and I'm the current underling. If you would like to join, let me or Mrs. Alichay Sohma know and we'll see if you pass the test. As my fellow cult member said: "Join against the evil which claims FanFiction and enjoy the revelation of good grammar! Works in Progress (in order of number of reviews) Nouda's Revenge (Bartimaeus Trilogy)(15 chapters) True Stories of Misunderstood Beasts (2 chapters) The SecretKeeper's Betrayal (Harry Potter)(3 chapters) Completed Works (refer to sentence in above parentheses) At last, something with more than one chapter is completed! Hit the Road, Jack (Pirates of the Caribbean)(Oneshot) ~~PLANNED STORIES~~ Currently, none... ~-~Please feel free to give me a challenge any time you want~-~ Who am I? Normal guy. Brown hair, blue eyes. European and Jewish by heritage. I've lived in California (9 years), South Korea (2 years), and Taiwan (1 year). And now I've been back in California for just over a year. (You've probably guessed by now that I DEFINITELY wasn't thirteen when I joined this site.) And I'm starting to look at that great monstrous beast by the name of... GASP! HIGH SCHOOL!! AAAAAAAAHHH! What kinds of books do I like? Harry Potter comes to mind first, of course, but it's also definitely not my favorite. (Especially since Book 7 was a #@ing piece of sh#tty #@ing sh#t. Hee hee. That felt good to get that out of my system.) I love the Pendragon series, the Percy Jackson series, Inkheart, Gregor the Overlander, anything Jack London, anything Hermann Hesse, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Monster Blood Tattoo, Octavian Nothing, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett... I could go on and on, but you'd get bored. Okay... What about movies? Any favorite actors or actresses? I think Johnny Depp is one of the greatest modern-day actors (and no, I'm not a girl so you can't blame it on hormones). And his singing voice was REVEALED in Sweeney Todd, which is one of my favorite musicals (and now movies) of all time. Gone With the Wind is fabulous as well... Um... Groucho is cool, too... Argh! I wanted to see Get Smart... But I didn't get to... Waaaaaahhh... Yeah, but... what about music? Or am I just a full-blown book nerd with dashes of movies thrown in? Nope, in my universe, music has quickly become one of the dominating forces. I have great respect for the Beatles, Supertramp, Frank Sinatra, Sex Pistols, and the 'Stones. The Beatles, mainly. But! Those are the ones I respect. Now come the ones I am obsessed with... My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy (FOB was the band that first got me into music) Maroon 5, Coldplay, Daughtry, 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, Nirvana, OneRepublic... Oh, and I think David Archuleta is awesome. I hope his album is a hell of a lot better than his new single. Of those, the ones I am uber-rabidly obsessed with are MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!! FALL OUT BOY!! 3 DOORS DOWN!! COLDPLAY!! (And not just Viva La Vida, I love their old stuff too) AND MAROON 5!! (Last but not least) Ta-ta and all that, a-n | |||||||
1. Nouda's Revenge » reviewsHow do we know Nouda is gone? Nathaniel's come back in the most unexpected way. Kitty roams the world. Bartimaeus wonders. Now they must defeat Nouda once and for all. Chapter 15 is OUT! Please read and review.Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,741 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 4-21-062. Three Instances » reviewsQuoth Orik: 'In times of misfortune it higher floors of Tronjheim can house our entire nation. There have only been three instances...' But what were those three instances? A look at the history of Tronjheim. COMPLETE AT LAST 10.24.07! CHAP 4 IS BEST!Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 6-1-06 - Complete3. Retribution reviewsCalvin had never thought he would ever sympathize with his parents. But now he's a dad himself. Oneshot, drabble.Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-17-07 - Complete4. Time To Go reviewsPrebooks, Olaf tries to convince Kit to leave VFD with him. Set in play form, some OlafKit. Rated for swearing. oneshotSeries Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-07 - Count O. & Kit S. - Complete5. Cracked Pottery reviewsHe had walked in on them, kissing, and it had killed him. No, really, it had. Onesided DracoGinny angst fic. drabble oneshot implied character deathHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-07 - Draco M. - Complete6. ExCriminal reviewsWhat they never mentioned is that when your soulmate lies dead, your life replays a thousand times, with every hurtful moment amplified... oneshot companion piece to GeniusArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-9-07 - Artemis F. Senior - Complete7. Interview with Jack Sparrow reviewsWell. I wonder, what could this be? An interview, possibly? With Jack Sparrow, of all people? Yup. Faintly humorous, if somewhat dirty. oneshotPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-5-07 - Jack S. - Complete8. Genius reviewsWhen people looked at him, they did not see Artemis Fowl, the boy who had recently lost his mother. When they looked at him, they thought 'There goes boy genius.' Artemis rants. oneshot implied character death companion piece to ExCriminalArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-4-07 - Artemis F. - Complete9. Hit the Road, Jack reviewsWhen Jack gets drunk, he goes to Elizabeth's ship to seduce her. Onboard he meets a landsick sailor, a threatening first mate, and a foulmouthed Will Jr. Will he succeed in his quest? Not if Elizabeth has anything to say about it... oneshot songficPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-1-07 - Jack S. & Elizabeth S. - Complete10. The Thoughts Poetic » reviewsA series of poems, detailing various characters feelings for one another. Fifth poem UP!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-28-07 - Published: 5-20-07 - Ginny W. & Lily Evans P.11. The SecretKeeper's Betrayal » reviewsA revised threepart story about Peter's betrayal, the death of the Potters, Sirius' madness, and the defeat of Voldemort. THIRD CHAPTER UP! COMPLETE!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 3-1-07 - Sirius B. & Peter P. - Complete12. Taken reviewsWhen he was young, they came for him. And he knew why. drabble oneshotCharlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-21-07 - Complete13. Over the Cliff reviewsOneshot. Ariadne awakes alone on Naxos. Rated for swearing.Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-20-07 - Complete14. To Valinor reviewsDrabble: On the ship to the Undying Lands, Frodo has one last question.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-29-07 - Frodo B. & Gandalf - Complete15. True Stories of Misunderstood Beasts » reviewsWell, who said the gods always got it right? Originally a oneshot. First the Sphinx, then Cetus. Rating may go up. Note: I could REALLY use some reviews for the Cetus chapter!Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-26-07 - Published: 5-18-0616. The Graveyard reviewsHarry visits his parents' graves and his former home. Oneshot. Slight HG, slight RHr. Written before DH came out.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-1-07 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete17. The Death of Uncle Monty reviewsMissing moment from 'The Reptile Room'.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-21-06 - Uncle Monty & Count O. - Complete
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