Author's Corner:

Sorry for the lack of updates loves. I deeply apologize, I truly do. I'll try to come up with story updates after my AP exam is over and done with (that should be sometime soon seeing as I take it in a week.) Things are dwindling down a little now, and there isn't really anything else a senior can get. I know for sure I'll be more active since I don't have band.

Just grit and bare for the moment my lovelies. You will get your updates in the near future.

Whatsername: Ya'll can call me linlin. 8Db
Screen name's sake: I love monkeys. I take Japanese and the Japanese word for monkeys is Saru. Anonymous was added in without much thought. And voila.
Age: 18 bitches. I can write dirty, dirty smut and buy it too.
Birthday: April the third.
Current place of dwelling: In your basement, washing your socks. They smell by the way.
Sex: Woman. I have too many damn mood swings to even be considered as a man. And if I were a man I'd cry like a little sissy.
Et Cetera: I'm very creative. You've got an Aries, year of the Lamb, and an A blood-type writer. My creativity is in the form of horny rabbits that have plot-bunny sex within every five seconds. D: It's quite a pain.
Obsessions: Japanese Culture, cute plushies, soft things, books, monkeys, watching movies, rain, thunderstorms, strawberries, white chocolate, taking pictures, music, art, painting, drawing, photography, cosplaying, interesting well thought out plots, smiling with no reason, WWII, long reviews, friendships, fuzzy socks, rainbows, warm colors, vibrant colors, ramen, sticky notes, sarcasm, the number 15, Pochaco, yaoi, Masashi Kishimoto and Tite Kubo's art, video games, Starbucks, and star patterns.
Gnast: Flames with no reason, snobs, overly shipped pairings (AkuRoku), poor sentence structure, aweful grammar, horrible plots, people who are close minded, sloppy handwriting, Aizen Souske, people who can't take a joke, pessimistic people, Itachi/Kakashi, Sai/Sasuke, Roy/Edward, Roy/Alphonse, Zexion/Demyx, Aizen/Gin, and Aizen/Tousen. (Or anyone paired up with Aizen at all.)

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Q & A Time

What is your nationality?
I'm half Mexican, and half white. Sorry folks.

Where do you live?
I live in America (the home of the free, except not...) I live in Texas. No, I am not from London, England. Or Japan for that manner. I'm only fooling myself. I'm a proud Texan too. xD;

Translations?
I used to get all my German translations from Yuuko, an amazing girl. But then something came up, so I was somewhat forced into using a translating program I found at school (the link is somewhere on my laptop, will post once I have access to it.)

Languages you know?
English and a slight bit of Japanese (I've taken it for four years) However it'd be cool to learn a little bit of German and French

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Music I listen to while writing?

Well, for one lets get this straight. I love music. I heavily get inspired by what I'm listening to at the moment. And my playlists varry from what moods I can get into. Sadly enough, when I'm writing I'm mostly listening to my iPod, which can only hold about four gig. (Which, is supposed to be able to hold 1000 songs, but... on good days it holds up to 900 something songs.) But if you're all interested in what bands I like, I can list a few of 'em out. ;3b

All-American Rejects, AFI, Akeboshi, Avril Lavigne, Backstreet Boys, The Beatles, Beethoven, Blink 182, Boys Like Girls, Bowling For Soup, Britney Spears, Bush, Cascada, Choeed and Cambria, ELO, Eminem, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Flow, Gackt, Green Day, Guns N' Roses, Hellogoodbye, HOME MADE Kazoku, Katy Perry, Kanye West, Lacuna Coil, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Metro Station, MSI, Motion City Soundtrack, Muse, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, NEWS, O-zone, Oasis, Ok Go, ORANGE RANGE, Ore Ska Band, P!nk, Panic! At the Disco, Papa Roach, Queen, Relient K, The Rolling Stones, Saving Abel, Slipknot, Sum 41, System of a Down, Tchaikovsky, Three Days Grace, The Used, UVERworld, Weezer, and Yellowcard.

Of course this isn't all of the bands/songs I listen to. But one's bolded are my absolute favorite. Feel free to check Pandora out though. I'll probably be using that more often now, because my main computer lags too much.

Favorite Shippings

Artemis Fowl: Artemis/Holly, Artemis/No.1 (for the lulz)
Avatar the Last Air Bender: Zuko/Aang, Sokka/Toph
Beyblade: Kai/Rei
Bleach: Renji/Ichigo, Shinji/Aizen, Grimmjow/Ulquiorra, Gin/Hitsugaya, Isshin/Ryuuken
Cardcaptor Sakura: Touya/Yukito, Yue/Kero (human forms)
D.Gray-Man: Kanda/Lavi, Reever/Komui, Jasadero/Debbito
D.N.Angel: Krad/Dark
Danny Phantom: Vlad/Danny, Dan/Clockwork
Death Note: Mello/Near
Digimon: Yamato/Daisuke, Tai/Daisuke
Final Fantasy: Rude/Reno, Zak/Cloud, Sephiroth/Vincent
Fullmetal Alchemist: Greed/Envy, Roy/Havoc
Fruits Basket: Hatori/Ayame, Shigure/Akito, Kakeru/Yuki
Gravitation: K/Hiro
Gurren Laggan: Simon/Viral, Kamina/Kitan
Hana-Kimi: Umeda/Shizuki
Harry Potter: Siruis/Remus, Grindledore, James/Lily, James/Snape
Invader Zim: Zim/Dib
InuYasha: Sesshomaru/InuYasha
Kingdom Hearts: Riku/Sora, Leon/Cloud, Axel/Demyx, Xemnas/Saïx, Marluxia/Vexen, Luxord/Demyx, Seifer/Olette
Kyo Kara Maou!: Yuuri/Wolfram
Naruto: Kakashi/Iruka, Shikamaru/Kiba, Naruto/Sasuke, Neji/Gaara, Orochimaru/Jiraiya, Nagato/Yahiko, Kisame/Itachi, Kakuzu/Hidan
One Piece: Zoro/Sanji, Smoker/Ace
Phoenix Wright: Edgeworth/Phoenix, Apollo/Klaviar
Pokemon: Gary/Ash
Pretear: Goh/Mannen, Hayate/Sasame
Soul Eater: BlackStar/Death the Kid
Sukisho: Nagase/Ishikawa
Tsubasa: Kurogane/Fai
Yu-Gi-Oh!: Rex/Weevil, Ryou/Yami Bakura
Xiolin Showdown: Chase/Jack
Zombie Powder: Gamma/Elwood

Updates:

D8 You'll get them when you get them. I'm not on a nice schedule at the moment, so I can't deal these stories out like drugs. Some stories might just get more attention then others, some possibly might get none. I won't abandon a story, because it would be like abadoning a child. I couldn't part with it, unless it just... sucks.

Hiatus:

Breathing (Naruto) Lack of inspiration. Will be picked back up once I find my muse.
Quitters Never Win (Phoenix Wright) To be completed during Spring Break. Slight block on Larry's POV.
Standing Beside You (Zombie Powder) Needs to be refigured out.
Picking up the Pieces (Kingdom Hearts II) Possible discontinuation? Needs a serious makeover and a new thought out plot. Rewritten possibly?

dA + eljay