Hey there, buddies! I've changed my profile since I'm 18 now. The name is Courtney, not that I care if you know or not. My nickname, however, is Blue. I love anime, writing, drawing, reading, sleeping...and I have no speacial skills really. As far as my favorite series go...I like a lot and to save space, I won't name them all. A few that I love are Ouran, anything CLAMP, and Shaman King. But hey, I'll read just about anything as long as it's interesting. Yeah!
A few things about me and my writing: I usually write crack and humor...I'll write just about anything, but parodies are really what I'm best at...or, second best. I'm best with drama really. However, since I hate writing fanfiction to begin with (this is where you can start calling me a hypocrite) I'd rather not put canon characters in any more drama than they actually have to put up with in their respective series. -evil grin- Just complete nonsense. Also, I hate OCs. "But Blue, you use OCs for your writing too!" Boo you! Yes, I use OCs, that's why I'm a hypocrite. I just find them easier to work with. The only times I actually like OCs is when they have 'personalities.' I'd like to instantly be able to establish the character right off the bat, specifically by the way they talk. If I go two or three chapters and still can't figure out who is who, I stop reading all together. Finally, I'm a pretty profane and blunt person. Plus, I take shots at EVERY body. So expect much character bashing in my writing (even though I love them all to death. If I didn't, I'd kill certain characters over and over again until the fangirls asploded my inbox with hate mail. But that's the stuff that fuels my soul.)
Now to the important matters, buddy!
Blue's OCs: You may borrow any of my OCs after you ask me and I give the OK. But, you only need to ask me once per story, unless you're my friend. Then, asking once is just fine. (If I actually call you 'friend' then you're in the clear!)
Cliche Crew: They're the little delights that fuel the Cliche Goes... series! Yay! And this motley crew consits of...
Billy Thorne: Appearence: Here's one pic and here's another!
Brief: Billy is the group's voice of reason basically. He also can't help but be honest in his "I hate the world" kind of way. Yet for some reason, he's the one who always suffers the consequences of his 'friends' actions and is always volunteered to do the worst jobs. Billy's hobbies include chess, studying, and reading and his biggest weakness is his inability to swim.
Boque Von Ge: Appearence: Her actual profile and a good pic of her
Brief: Boque is actually a little celebrity who can sing, dance, act, and play just about any musical instument. However, she lacks common sense, the ability to focus, self-control, and is so competitive and narsissistic that it isn't healthy. Boque is impulsive, stupid, angry, can't swim, and throws a very, VERY, mean right hook.
The Yaashiin Twins: Appearence: A pic of both and this pic is better than the last one.
Takuya Brief: Profile. The right-handed, older twin. Takuya happens to be bi and a bit more athletic than his brother. He's also a third degree black belt in karate and eats a bit more. Takuya is relaxed, over-protective (mostly of his brother), playful, and a pretty nice guy really. However, he is kind of easy to annoy...
Toya Brief: The left-handed younger twin who prefers to cling to his brother like a magnet. When with Takuya, they mimic each other flawlessly and it's hard to tell which is which. Apart from Takuya, Toya can switch between two seperate modes when he sees fit. Normal Toya only speaks when spoken to and speaks with a slight bit of malice towards just about everyone, yet he's great at using the weaknesses of others against them. Child mode Toya is a hopelessly adorable, yet annoyingly spoiled brat who often throws tantrums and is hard to console. Oh, he's afraid of bugs...mostly spiders. And he wears contacts, kay?
Blue:Appearence: I'm lazy...
Brief: The insane alter-ego of yours truly with all the same fears and views, yet she lacks much more self-control and is very impulsive. She's very likely to act on what she says but since she doesn't always think before she speaks, things that are meant to sound insightful may end up coming out sounding like complete gibberish. Also, she's hella good at making up excuses.
Remaining chracters to be announced
Stories:
Complete:
Best For You: A Naruto fic that was actually a dream. It's a oneshot with implied KisaIta. I had a dream one night that Itachi was presumed missing or dead after a mission. Pain brought in someone to replace him. Who is her best choice for a partner and how will Kisame respond to Pain's wanting to replace Itachi? This story is complete since...it's a oneshot.
The Hao and Yoh Asakura: A parody of The Devil and Tom Walker by Washington Irving with a Shaman King spin on it. It's total crack.
In-Progress:
Cliche Goes Naruto: The first episode of the Cliche Goes Anime series. The Cliche Crew and Blue venture into the world of Naruto, annoying existing characters, getting into trouble, and still playing the game-Pointing out Naruto's many cliches. Complete: 8/10 Chapters. ( Read the original Cliche if you're interested.)
Coming Soon:
Cliche Goes Shaman King: Episode two of the Cliche Goes... Series! Blue is being her strange self again and is ready to take on another anime. But Shaman King? How many cliches could the group possibly find there? With this underway, the Cliche Crew enter a bet amongst themselves. How many cliches will they find in the end and who will win: Boque, Billy, or Blue? Still in the works. Want to help? Tell me any cliches you've noticed in the Shaman King Universe or just tell me something you want us to do while we're visiting. You'll get credit for your idea. Or do you want to loan me an OC? Tell me about the character and I'll tell you if I can use them or not. Coming the instant CGN is complete!
Cliche Goes Tsubasa: Resevoir Chronical: Blue was reading a TRC manga one day and said to her friend, "You know, this has cliches in it." With that, she brings the TRC crew to her world. What kind of mayhem will ensue while the Tsubasa crew is here and secretly under Blue's control? What cliches can the Cliche group get out of them and...what FANfiction cliches can they prove? That's right you TRC writers, you're not safe now either. Want to help? Tell me any cliches you've noticed in the TRC Universe or in fanfiction, or just tell me something you want us to do while they're visiting. You'll get credit for your idea. Or do you want to loan me an OC? Tell me about the character and I'll tell you if I can use them or not. Coming the instant CGSK is complete!
My Review Policy: For all of my stories, and for future reference, reviews are totally optional. One of my philosopies is "If you've got nothing to say, then don't say anything at all." So, I may ask for you to review if you have any ideas or suggestions, but no, your imput is not required. I'll continue writing regardless, and I won't update any faster or slower with reviews or none at all. So, if you want to say something, say something. If not, don't. I don't care, really. Also, for future reference, if anyone intends to flame me (which I doubt they ever will. I intend to be one of those unknown fanfiction writers), it'd better be a damn good one. Seriously, I need something to laugh at and I get enough of the illiterate at school. I've never been flamed before, but hey, there's a first time for everything now isn't there?
Wanna Keep Tabs on me?
My Art Account I mostly do original stuff. However, feel free to stop by, comment me or request something. Though, I'd appreciate it if you told me who you were first and everything. Can't just go "Draw this for me!" That would not fly.My Fictionpress Account My writing isn't the best, but I have a lot of stories to tell. However, I update hella slow...Not much different than here though, right?
Gaiaonline: Aoi_Could13 is my Gaia account.
Requests: I do art requests, those are always open and totally free. I think as of now, I'll start doing gift/request fanfictions to. Just tell me what you want me to write about or a subject you'd like to see me take on and I'll probably do it unless I straight up tell you "I can't/won't do that." Any questions, hit the 'send a message' button. Blame this on boredom, writer's block, and my natural spirit of giving.
Blue's Personal/Favorite Quotes/Things to Live By (Feel free to use any of these, by the way.
"It's better to fail with honor than to succeed by fraud." - I dun remember who said it.
"If you have such a big problem with yaoi, then draw something else; don't complain. Then again, it makes total sense, right? I mean, when it comes to porn, guys get more lesbian porn than girls can get gay porn. Therefore, guys have their lesbo porn, we have our yaoi. DEAL with it." - Blue
"I forgot." "What do you mean 'you forgot?'" "We been so many damn places, I fogot!" - Jeff Dunham and Peanut
"Whenever I think of Utah, I think of orange...Is that weird?" - Blue
"If I ever have a kid, I'm gonna name him Damn it." - Blue's Health Teacher
"Not being confusing is overrated, yo!" - Blue
"First, start out simple. Then, you can make things complicated. Finally, make things so complicated that it becomes completely nonsensical!" - Blue
"If you don't want me poking fun, then don't use labels." - Blue
"I'm not racist. I just like making fun of you." - Blue
"If you can't make fun of yourself, then someone has too...I volunteer myself!" - Blue
"I'm gonna pop your ass so hard!" - Mizu Nomi
"We have good news and bad news." "The good news is, I named my nickle Phillip!" "Then what's the bad news?" "It's a GIRL nickle!" - Fairly Oddparents
"That doesn't make any sense." "YOU don't make any sense!" "What?" "What?" - My buddy Utah and I.
"Life is short and you never know when it'll end. So don't waste time...Pants someone already!...And take a picture, then put it on your MySpace." - Blue
"Looking to do anything BUT my homework!" - Blue
"I always quite but I never give up." - Blue
"In the dictionary, under redundant, it says 'see redundant'." - Utah
"Hey sis, run into any doors lately?" "Yes! And they hurt like hell!" - Mizu Nomi and Blue
"Teenagers scare the living sh_t outta me!" - My Chemical Romance
"How are we supposed to dispose of these chamicals?" "Oh, we're supposed to set them on fire and then they dissintigrate into the air." "...Seriously?" "Yeah." "...Miss! How are we supposed to dsipose of these?" "Oh, you point them towards the drain, turn on the water, and rinse the treys out..." "You dicks lied to me!" - Utah, Buddy, Blue, and Blue's Chemistry teacher
"What have I told you about lying to me?" "How could we not, you're just so gullible." "Oh, I hate you guys!" - Blue and Buddy
"Got it memorized?" - Axel
"Im going to kill you." - Stewie Griffin
"WHERE did this wall come from?!" - Blue
"You fell up the stairs?" "That's right! I defy the laws of gravity." - Mizu Nomi and Blue
"I heard somebody f~all!" "Shut up, you heard nothing." - Blue and Blue's sister
"UFTS." "..." (half an hour later) "...Oh! Shut the flip up, BACKWARDS!" "What?" "I couldn't figure out what you wrote..." "...You. Are. Slow." - Buddy and Blue
"Oh, we get to play with fire today." "Oh yeah, let's make things explode." "Blue can hide under a desk or something." "Yeah, I hope your guys' faces blow up!" - Utah, Buddy, and Blue
"So what're you gonna do? Cut yourself?" "Yeah, becuase you guys make no sense, I'm going to cut myself." "And bleed to death alrl over your kitchen floor?" "That's right. And when I do, L is gonna text Blue, becuase Blue will have a cellphone by then...'lyke, omg, he actually did it. I thought he was just JKing." "And you know what I'm going to text L back?" "LOL!" "Yeah, well then I'll haunt both of you becuase I hate you." - Utah, Blue and Chick Buddy (referred to as L for safety purposes only. Not a Deathnote reference.)
"If you asked me for my opinion and didn't want me to be honest, then why don't you say something like 'Do these jeans make me look fat? If so, please lie.'?" - Blue
"I was a victim of national grab-ass day...Fortunately, it was a girl." - Blue
"Blue's new nickname is Susan becuase she doesn't like chicken." "How can you not like chicken?" "Ugh, when it's fried." "What about watermelon? Do you like watermelon?" "No, not really." "GASP! Watermelon is delicious!" "Says you." "See, Blue isn't a conformist becuase she's a black person that doesn't like chicken or watermelon." "Yay! I'm unique. Just like everyone else." - Utah, Blue, and Chick Buddy
"You name things?" "Yeah." "Why?" "Becuase things talk to me." "...You're a schitzophrenic, aren't you?" "How'd you know?" - Blue and Utah
"Just becuase a person talks to themself doesn't make them crazy or a potential serial killer." "It's when they start plotting with their invisible friends to kill people and make a hostile world take over that you should worry." "Yeah, those friggin nutters." - Me and Myself. (It's Myself and I, stupid.)
"You really need to stop procrastinating." "Tomorrow." - Blue and Blue's mom
"Promises are always worth keeping, even when the person you made it to isn't apart of your life anymore." - Blue
"I think my tear ducts are broken." - Blue
"If you love someone, you do things for them without a reason. So screw Valentine's day you Hallmark pawns!" - Blue
"You'll change for the people you love, but the people who love you will never ask you to to begin with." - Blue
"Carpe diam-seize the day...Then tie it up, hold it hostage, and fetch yourself a nice randsom! And when the cops try to take you out, take this 'Day' person with you." - Blue
"Hey, Blue, you know that when I record your voice and play it back, you sound a lot like a man?" - Mizu Nomi
"Love doesn't have a gender or an age. Just some forms of it are a little weirder than others..." - Blue
"If I ever go blind or lose the use of my hands...Kill me!" - Blue
"...Hot potatoe!" - Mizu Nomi (The secret: if you say something awkward or weird and it makes those around you go quiet, that's your cue to say it.)
"I'm looking to slowly replace the word 'Dude' with 'Buddy' in teenage vocabulary. Heh, when this feat is accomplished, I can rule the world!" - Blue
"Why the hell is Spongebob on my vegetables now? He does NOT belong in the frozen food section! Someone must destroy him before he takes over the world!" - Blue (Seriously, when I see that guy in the stores, I cause scenes.)
"Shop til you drop, eh? Psh. I'll last five minutes. Ten if I'm lucky." - Blue
"You don't like shopping?" "No, I hate it with an unbridaled passion." "What kind of girl doesn't like shopping?!" "I'm not a girl. I sold my penis on ebay and my testicles are now tennis balls." - Blue and some girl Blue used to know.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!
You know when you live in 2007 when...
1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending this to all your friends.
9.)You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and I know you did
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