I am Arkanin Midnight, a novelist-to-be, and a soon-to-be lawyer! Objection!

Name: Arkanin Midnight is my name. My role-playing name is occasionally Neko or Kira!

Age: Still 14, but the only difference is that I'm supposed to be a freshie in high school!

Surveys!

Survey1, The Basics
Basics
What's your favorite color? Green. Because my old best friend's favorite color was green.
What's your favorite animal? Cat. Nya?
Who's your role model? Phoenix Wright...Stupid, but actually true...

Family
How many siblings do you have? I have 2 brothers, 1 older and 1 younger. I also pretend I have 1 little brother at school and an older sister.
How many people live in your house? More than 10.
How many animals do you have in your house? 4. 1 dog and 3 cats.
Where do you live (trailor, mansion, regular house)? Regular house. I wish I could live in a mansion...

Friends
Who is your most valuable friend? Keno, Max, Luigi, Senoske, Rukia, and Kikyo. I couldn't/wouldn't be alive without them.
Which friend do you look up to the most? My cousin Junai. She is my everything.
How many best friends do/did you have? I measure by true friends. That would be Lifon, Izumi, Senoske, and the friends listed in the first question.
How many friends have moved out of your city? None, but I gurantee you that most of them want to move out.

Survey 2, The Seven Deadly Sins
Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? My cousin Riku and my brother Mickey. Those dorks...
What is your weapon of choice? Kunai, sword, mace, scythe...Maybe I should stop...
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Without hesitation! If they deserve it.
How about the same sex? Proud to. If they deserve it.
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? My mom.
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Unfortunately, I keep grudges...

Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Clean...But that hasn't been done in ages...
What is the latest you've ever woken up? 10:00...At night. (Note, that I went to sleep at 9:00 the night before...)
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? My dad...
What is the last lame excuse that you made? "I can't hang out with you because I have to clean my room..." Like I would ever clean my room...
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? I'm dead asleep after the first 10 minutes.
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? Twice. Now i have to send it to the repair shop or something...

Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Jarrito is the only beverage I drink...But it's only .68...
Are you a meat eater? Yes, I am a meat eater...
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Well...A bottle of wine.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? At least 24 bowls of ramen a day? No, I am not comfortable.
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? Who doesn't!
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? Sweets. Never salty, but occasionally spicy.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? I was starving! You would do the same!

Greed
How many credit cards do you own? My mom would never trust me with one...
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? Buy all the things my friends and family wanted, then buying what I wanted, and then donating to a local charity.
Would you rather be rich or famous? Famous get ripped by the press, so I'd rather be rich.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? No! I am going to be a lawyer and that is set!

Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? Save more than 1 life in my lifetime.
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? I'm not sure...
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? Becoming a lawyer or having 1 stress-free day.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Never have...Well, unless I like the game THAT much.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yeah, but I needed the money more than them!
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? See, the irony of that is that when I copied, I got a lower score...
What did you do today that you're proud of? I got up from bed today!

Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? Well...It was on accident!
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? That was on accident as well!
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? I don't like this sin!
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? Oh my gosh! I love looking at a man's abs! I'll shut up now...
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? Stop asking me all of these questions!

Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? An allowance...
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Any of my normal friends.
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? Anyone who had it easy.
Have you ever been cheated on? Yes, many times.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? No, I love my body.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Hmmm...I'm not sure...

What Deadly Sin...?
Do you do the most often? Sloth
Do you do the least often? Greed
Is your favorite to act on? Sloth...Hehehe...

MY STORIES!

Phoenix Wright: You can help me out (I really do need help because doing this alone is really difficult) by making a character or making a case for me to use.

Ask Sonic and Friends: Ask or request anything! I'm even aiming for a plot!

MY FORUMS!

I finally put up a forum. Currently, there are now 3 forums. 1 Sonic, 1 Naruto Role-Play, and 1 forum just for me and my friends to discuss the plot of our newest story.

THE CASES

Tribal Turnabout (complete)

You should read it. It's actually really interesting for those of you who are interested in Phoenix Wright.

Turnabout Triple Threat (updated every so often)

The reason for this being post-poned is no longer the fact that I'm writing the Sonic story, but I'm having writer's block. I promise you that once I find and fix my own contradictions that I'll continue the story.

Other Stories:

Ask Sonic and His Friends (Updated)

Still going and stuff. Hmmm...I'll put up the next chapter when I have enough reviews. The next chapter that will be put up is chapter 11. Remember, Arkanin needs the reviews so that she can get her memory back.

Project: Camp Anime (updated whenever possible)

Me and my friends are working on this one. Well, might as well read that one instead of reading this.

Name 12 of your favorite Naruto characters and answer the questions. (No certain order)

Arkanin

1. Hinata
2. Tenten
3. Sakura
4. Choji
5. Shikamaru
6. Gaara
7. Itachi
8. Kisame
9. Naruto
10. Neji
11. Lee
12. Haku

Karasu

1. Itachi
2. Kisame
3. Pein
4. Naruto
5. Minato
6. Gaara
7. Deidara
8. Tobi
9. Madara
10. Kakashi
11. Konan
12. Hinata

Keno

1. Neji
2. Kiba
3. Sasuke
4. Tamari
5. Shikamaru
6. Tobi
7. Sasori
8. Itachi
9. Gaara
10. Deidara
11. Sakura
12. TenTen

LuckyTsunade

1. Kiba
2. Neji
3. Tsunade
4. TenTen
5. Shikamaru
6. Naruto
7. Tobi
8. Itachi
9. Kisame
10. Kakashi
11. Choji
12. Sakura

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Arkanin: I don't like Yaoi...But...It crosses my mind every so often...
Karasu: I hope not.
Keno: I hope not...like, really, I hope that no one writes one of those...It gives me chills thinking about it...
LuckyT: Uh...I accidently did...Scary...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Arkanin: Awesome? Yeah. Hot? Only when he takes those pills...
Karasu: Not really...No...
Keno: YES! I do! -Looks At Everyone Staring- I don't have a problem!
LuckyT: AWESOME! HOT! BEST!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Arkanin: I think it would be the other way around...I would be like, "HOLY CRAP!"
Karasu: I'd be scared...That raises so many questions...
Keno: They would probably have children that would kill each other... with ninja tools??
LuckyT: Uh...Sakura got Itachi a baby? Hehehe...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Arkanin: Keno Hyuuga's fan-fiction, "Ask the Naruto Crew and A Dog!"
Karasu: No...
Keno: No, not at the moment.
LuckyT: Not right now...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Arkanin:Tenten and Gaara? Maybe in someone's dreams.
Karasu: No, if they did, that'd be weird...They would have little sandy fish babies...
Keno: NO! NEVER!
LuckyT: YAOI! No!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Arkanin: Shikamaru/Naruto or Shikamaru/Neji? Eh...Do I have to? Shikamaru/Naruto I guess...
Karasu: Neither one, but if I had to choose Minato/Kakashi...Talk about student/teacher relationship...
Keno: Probably Shikamaru/Deidara
LuckyT: Uh, I say Shikamaru/Kakashi.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Arkanin: What would happen if Itachi walked in on Tenten and Haku having sex? Uh...You know, maybe we should've given them both some screen time...
Karasu: A) Hinata has some explaining to do. B) Kisame also has some explaining to do. C) Deidara is scarred for life...
Keno: He would be all like OMG! I just came in here to make a puppet!
LuckyT: Tobi walk in on Neji and Sakura? OMG, Tobi would try to be with Sakura!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Arkanin: ...? Um...Sakura, running to get her supplies, happens to bump into the hot body of Neji. Then, Sakura finds out that Neji is horribly wounded! Will
Sakura heal Neji in time, and win his heart while she's at it?
Karasu: It would not end well...
Keno: Deidara makes a clay model of Sasuke and Sasuke doesn't like it...SO he... DESTROYS IT! and then it blows up and he dies.
LuckyT: Lots of lemons...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Arkanin: Hinata/Kisame? I found one that seemed good called, "Savior of the Blind and Broken".
Karasu: Itachi/Tobi...Surprisingly, there is 99...
Keno: I don't think so...
LuckyT: Itachi/Kiba...Never!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Arkanin: "This is a Story That Never Could..."
Karasu: "Curiosity and Excitement"
Keno: "Brains vs Brawns"?
LuckyT: "A Good Boy and a Cherry Blossom"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Arkanin: Uh...Personally, none. But, in a writer's challenge, Choji sexily and slowly...Nope. I give up!
Karasu: ...I don't know, that's creepy!
Keno: @_@ CHILLS! yet again.
LuckyT: It's not Yaoi at least...But Kiba/Tenten? That's a rare couple...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Arkanin: Actually, three of my friends...Heh...
Karasu: I don't know...
Keno: One of my friends does...
LuckyT: Eh, I don't know...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Arkanin: Luigi, my friend, is the only friend that could...
Karasu: Tried and failed miserably...
Keno: Not that I know of.
LuckyT: I do, but it's Yaoi...MY EYES!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Arkanin: A Tenten/Choji/Shikamaru? Max, if I told him about this idea...
Karasu: Maybe Max...He's the only one who could write a Kisame/Naruto/Minato...
Keno: I think I could? I'm not sure...
LuckyT: Neji/Tenten/Shikamaru? No.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Arkanin: Uh...Neji? Uh...Byakugan?
Karasu: MAKE-OUT PARADISE!!
Keno: BANG!
LuckyT: OBEY THE BOOK!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Arkanin: Oh, I know this one! "I'm Blue (da bee dee)" by Eifel 65.
Karasu: "I'm Just a Kid" by Simple Plan.
Keno: "Goodbye" by SR71
LuckyT: Very ironic, but "Tear Drops on my Guitar" by Taylor Swift.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Arkanin: Hmmm...A Hinata/Gaara/Haku fic? Warning-This may involve parallel time warping and reality bending...
Karasu: Warning- May contain gruesome and/or disturbing pictures...
Keno: um Neji/Tobi/TenTen... Warning may include childs play and some strange encounters...
LuckyT: Kiba/Naruto/Sakura? Uh...I won't write this, but...YAOI TO THE MAX!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Arkanin: I am good with pick-up lines! Neji and Tenten? Perfect! Here goes a couple! For romantic, "Gazing through your eyes is a better sight than being
able to see through everything with my Byakugan..." A perverted line, "You be the iceberg, I'll be the titanic, and baby I'll go down under."
Karasu: "Hey, sexy fish...?"
Keno: "I lost my exploding biscuit, can I have yours?"
LuckyT: "Hey, genius, want to learn some more?"

PM me with your own answers and I'll add it to the list!

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Hmmm...Um...Well, no new news right now. Bored...Very bored, though...

I wanted to put this stereotype thingy on my page for the heck of it. Qween-of-darkness gave me this idea.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I don't cut my wrists. I believe that people do this to get attention.)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Well...You know, this is a little true...)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I am not! I just speak my mind...)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Hey, I go there on occasion...)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (Um...Not true...)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (...)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (I do not do drugs...)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I am emo, but wearing black doesn't prove that!)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. (I'm only part Cuban...)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (O.O)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Wow...They got labels for everything...)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Whoa! Now that is not true!!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Yeah...Let me tell you...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Huh? That makes no sense!)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. (...I hope Luigi and Max don't see this...)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. (Oh yeah, I am so going to tell my cousins about this...)
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (...Wow.)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (...I can be classified as crazy.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (...)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. (No.)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (No, I am dating a romantic man who is not punk.)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (Homework? Who does homework?)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (Now this is cold...)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (No...)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (Excuse me!?)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I could be saving the world and you would all call me a loser?)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I am more mature than any adult in a life/death situation...)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (...)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (This can be true on occasion...)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (A fly I can't hurt...Now anyone who calls me a pussy? I'll kill.)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (...)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (No.)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Everyone says I'm good, but I say I suck and everyone else is better.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Only if they deserve it.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (...I seem to be more bitch than anything else...)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Now that is cold...)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. (Yeah, right...)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. (...No, I am a different kind of Goth.)
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Yeah, let me tell you.)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I could kick your ass. Anytime, any place.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (No.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (...True, but not all the time time!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (...I am a lot of stereotypes...)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (That could be true...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (I don't hate it, I'm not scared of it. But, I don't obsess with it.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Yeah...)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (I don't hug trees. And I'm not a hippy.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (No.)
I CHAT,I MUST be having cyber sex. (Whoa! Isn't this over the top!)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (Yes, I am against abortion.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (I am responsible for a lot of things...)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (...)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (Um...No, every one has their own idea...)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (Wiccans are satanist? Since when?)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Yeah...Let me tell you.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (No.)
Ilove YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Wow, so no matter what, you are a stereotype...)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Um...No, I am very mature for my age.)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (No, I am a grammar psycho.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (Um...No.)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (...)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Good luck with that.)
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (...)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (No. I don't cut.)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (...Could be true.)