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since: 01-20-08, id: 1479552, Profile Updated: 12-21-10
Author has written 10 stories for Shugo Chara!.

NOTICE: I will not be writing on this part of the site for a while. I'm currently writing a Harry Potter story under the name DesireSmiles. Feel free to look me up there, but otherwise, gomen ne sai! All of my Shugo Chara! stories are on hold until further notice.

Quote~:

Mine milkshake bringeth the entire populous of male beings to thine yard. Damn correct, tis better by comparison than which you possess

A bit about me:

I tend to overwork myself. I have karate, sports (basketball, tennis, soccer, and lacrosse), my huge amount of clubs (film club, anime club, science club- I hate science-, Honor club- which just means that I'm a Prefect.), I'm an all A student, I have all AP (Advanced Placement) classes, I have dance (ballroom, ballet, hip-hop, jazz, tap, Latin, and modern. Not to mention I'm now on the dance team. It's actually pretty cool...), I have to study, I have to make time for friends and movie nights, and I have to rehearse my dances for dance and lines for drama. Right now, thank God, nothing is going on with drama club. Sooo, yeah. That's just a bit about me.

Possible Upcoming Stories!

What to do When Your Girlfriend Secretly Hates You (Another hopeful title change!)

Full Summery of What to do When Your Girlfriend Secretly Hates You: Amu and Ikuto, they, well… They kind of hate each other. Or.. Not? Ikuto finds himself in love with Amu- for how long? Since she first spoke with him!- and doesn’t ever want to leave her side. Amu, on the other hand, really does hate him. But, sadly for Amu, her parents have bonds with the Tsuikyomi’s- business bonds. Hinamori Amu is forced to go out with him, be sweet and nice to him, and -poor Amu- kiss him! Will Amu ever really fall in love with him?

Princess

Full Summery of Princess: "Dude... What happened last night?" That was the quote that bugged us all. Right now, all we know is: Beer, guns, doctors, strippers, and a pink haired girl that is known in the bars as "Princess." This girl will lead us to what happened last night, and to what the term "Bitched" really means. "Fuck!" she yells, running up to us. "Fuck! What the Hell are you idiots DOING here?!"

Contact:

Facebook, yep. I have a fanpage: ArtGrrl-Layla-Smiles

Youtube, feel free to add me: WritingMyWorld

E-mail: random.gigglebox@yahoo.com

Fanfiction: PM (Privet Message)

Fictionpress: http://www.fictionpress.com/~laylasmiles I post stories and poems here. Feel free to check 'em out!

Steriotypes that MUST define me

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) (This is an added note, by me, Layla, A.K.A. ArtGrrl-SunnaBluecat, about the stereotype thing. If you see something on my thing, that you don't understand or quite get, or maybe you just want to talk/debate about it, feel free to PM or e-mail me about it.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Kay & Lay (A lame poem by Kayla and myself when we were small.)

Hey, Kay?

What is it, Lay?

Wanna go play?

How about outside today?

What does Mom say?

Mom says okay!

Yay!

-- COPY&PASTE STUFF

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 percent yelling "Jump Bitch!"

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds arse that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

A girl & guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, It's not. Please? It's too scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(she gave him a hug)
Guy: Can you take off my helmet; put it on yourself, it's bugging me.
In the news paper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken, and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he made her give him a big hug and tell him she loved him one last time. Then, he had her put his helmet on knowing he would die.

(If this touched you, please copy and paste onto your page.)

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

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1. Imaginary Friend? » reviews
Amu first saw him on her thirteenth birthday. She thought that he was just an imaginary friend. But, one day, what if he becomes... an actual person?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 235 - Updated: 12-21-10 - Published: 2-28-10 - Amu H. & Ikuto T.
2. I Love You, Sensei » reviews
Amu is a sixteen-year-old girl teaching a class full of kids older than her. Ikuto's the bad boy prankster. His goal? Make Amu quit or get fired. But Amu's stubborn and won't give up.Will trying to make her quit become trying to make her love him? Amuto.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,417 - Reviews: 185 - Updated: 8-6-10 - Published: 2-12-10 - Amu H. & Ikuto T.
3. Toximemory's oneshot contest entry:Tragedy reviews
It was love at first sight. Amuto. -.Me and another share the tittle of winner.-
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-16-10 - Amu H. & Ikuto T. - Complete
4. A Pirates Life reviews
Captain Tsuikyomi Ikuto kidnaps the girl of his dreams, Hinamori Amu. Amu is a sheltered girl of high nobility. Ikuto is a pirate. Being kidnapped, she is forced into a life of pirates. Amuto.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-2-10 - Ikuto T.
5. Amuto Oneshots » reviews
Amuto one-shots. It's all about love. Chapter 15: Imaginary Friend?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,061 - Reviews: 140 - Updated: 2-27-10 - Published: 10-25-08 - Amu H. & Ikuto T.
6. Twisted, But In A Cool Way » reviews
Meet the high school playboy: Tsukiyomi Ikuto. Thinking about dying and smashing his enemies calms his nerves. Meet the cool n' spicy: Hinamori Amu. Bitting her lip calms her nerves. She's shy, but covers it up with her spicy-ness. Full Summary inside.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,991 - Reviews: 321 - Updated: 2-12-10 - Published: 6-19-09 - Amu H. & Ikuto T. - Complete
7. Perverted to Innocent What Happened to You? » reviews
While at Easter one day, Ikuto becomes an experiment. He loses his memory, and a few other things. Like inches- feet even! The experiment goes horribly right, leading Ikuto to be a child again! Amu and the others try to help him. Full summery inside.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,188 - Reviews: 343 - Updated: 10-3-09 - Published: 7-17-09 - Amu H. & Ikuto T. - Complete
8. Friends or Enimes? » reviews
Tsukiyomi Ikuto and Hinamori Amu. Friends or foes? Their families are friends, but Amu and Ikuto just can't make up their mind. But then,something happens to Amu! Will that help them finally make up their minds? Discontinued.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,467 - Reviews: 220 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 9-30-08 - Amu H. & Ikuto T.
9. Oh, Sweet Kamisama » reviews
DISCONTINUED! I'm sorry, guys. I don't know where I was going with this one...
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 5-22-09 - Published: 9-16-08 - Amu H. & Ikuto T.
10. Man of Honor reviews
Amu's getting married! Yay! Her MOH is her best friend! But what happens when that best friend loves her, and she loves him back? Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-28-08 - Amu H. & Ikuto T.
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