| Artichokie |
Author has written 35 stories for Harry Potter. How’s it hanging? My pen name is Artichokie, and I have been writing for much longer than I’ve kept track. I mainly stick to the realm of Harry Potter, but I have been known to stray into the original fiction arena (view my FictionPress profile). I do not write as much as I used to due to time constraints and lack of plot bunnies, but I’m trying to force my way back into the melee. I do enjoy hearing from people who’ve read my stories—negative or positive criticism is always welcome—so don’t be shy. I don’t bite. Promise! As for my reading habit, let’s just say that I’m overly picky. I am a self-proclaimed Grammar Nazi. I can handle a few mistakes, but when it’s repetitive, it usually will take me out of a story. I do have a soft spot for Marauder-era stories as well was Founders. Don’t ask me why. I will read Hogwarts-era and beyond, but not all too frequently. I like suggestions, so if you know of a good story, drop me a line. As you can clearly see, I mainly stick to one-shots. I have the attention span of a goldfish, so my mind can never stay focused on a single plot for very long. It is my goal to finish at least one full-length fan fiction before I turn twenty-five, though, so keep your fingers crossed! And, for your view pleasure, here is some background information/updates on my current “works-in-progress”: A Change in Plans: (as of 01/02/2011)This story has been the bane of my existence for a few years. It totally goes against what I normally write; it’s out of my comfort zone. However, I can’t just let this plot go. It’s very cliché, but it’s meant to be fun. The first chapter—the prologue, if you will—is up and posted. The first chapter I have started writing, believe it or not. In fact, I started writing it not too long after I posted the prologue. It’s just taken me a few years to bring up the urge to write it again. As it goes. It will be broken up in parts and will feature poetry written by yours truly. I have nearly 2,000 words written, but it’s only about halfway done. It is completely plotted out, as is the third chapter. The second chapter is giving me grief. I’ll struggle through it. Look for updates soon! Ruthless Reflections: (as of 01/02/2011)This story was once regarded as my baby. It is now regarded as dead. I love my initial idea, and I had a lot of fun crafting it, but the more I think about it the more I feel it is better suited for an original plotline. So, I think I’m going to take it there. The beginning chapters (or the prologue, as it’s actually dubbed in my word processor) are based off the ghost story titled “Bloody Mary” and the song “Breathe No More” by Evanescence. The prologue went through a complete revamping prior to me posting the current version. Meaning, I rewrote it and wrote Lily out. Believe it or not, Lily is involved in this story like I listed in the characters. She’s just not meant to be in the prologue. This version is far darker than the previous version, and a bit scarier, if I do say so myself. The main character is also completely psychotic, but that’s not the point. Don’t expect any other updates on this one unless it’s regarding an original story version. The Black Smile: (as of 01/02/2011) This story was previously titled Droplets of Desire, and I intended it to tell a year in the life of young Emmeline Vance. For those of you who do not know, Emmeline Vance is a minor character in the Harry Potter series. She was murdered in the summer of 1996, and she’s such an insignificant character that Severus mentions her death in passing at the beginning of the Half-Blood Prince. Minor characters allow you so much freedom, though. I started writing this during my first transitions into original fiction, so that kind of explains my fascination with her. That, and I like the name Emmeline. Anyway, once I wrote the “prologue” (meaning, what you see posted here), I had no desire to continue it. I like it how it was, with the current ending and all. So, I never expanded on it. It went through a title-change and a rewrite—I think I completely rewrote two of the five parts—to become the current version it is now. I’m thinking about changing the title yet again because I hate it, so I’ll probably take it down here shortly. | |||||||
1. A Change in Plans »A kiss on a moonlit night has all the potential to be a grand romance, or it would if one of the persons involved could remember! Carla is both furious and relieved that Sirius appears to be oblivious-and intends to keep it that way. If she can...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,397 - Updated: 9-2-11 - Published: 6-22-11 - Sirius B. & OC2. The Black Smile » reviewsLiving in blissful ignorance, young Emmeline Vance sees no harm in the strangers leaning on the fence. In her naivety, however, she fails to see the calamitous storm looming on the horizon. How will she react when it finally tears down her walls?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,771 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-2-11 - Published: 5-21-09 - Emmeline V. - Complete3. Somewhere in the Rain reviewsLeft on her own, Lily Evans-Potter fights the waves of anxiety as she awaits her husband's return from danger's door.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-10 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete4. Staining the Sheets ImpureIn desperate need of emotional release, Bellatrix turns to the most unexpected person. In the harsh aftermath, however, she sees the error in her judgement and responds in the only way she knows how.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Published: 2-13-10 - Bellatrix L. & OC - Complete5. Frozen reviewsIt has been several months since the death of Cedric Diggory, yet Cho Chang refuses to let him go. Does she imagine his presence in her dreams, or is he really there?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-22-10 - Cho C. & Cedric D. - Complete6. Trust Me reviewsEmmeline Vance struggles with her inner demons as a romance threatens to tear down the walls she so carefully built.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-1-09 - Emmeline V. & Remus L. - Complete7. Happiness & Regret reviewsBefore Lily Evans can depart for her final year at Hogwarts, she tries to soothe the aching gap that has grown between her and her sister, Petunia.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-7-09 - Lily Evans P. & Petunia D. - Complete8. Bubblegum Wrapper reviewsYoung Neville Longbottom reflects after a visit to see his parents at St. Mungo's one holiday season.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-09 - Neville L. - Complete9. Standing on a Street Corner reviewsOn his way home from work, Arthur Weasley encounters a strange object and is met with an unpleasant surprise.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-09 - Arthur W. & Fred W. - Complete10. Happy Ending reviewsWhen Lily Luna Potter confronts her meddlesome brothers, they open her eyes to an alarming issue that she now must face, and doesn't know if she can.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-7-09 - Lily Evans P. - Complete11. Snowflakes reviewsRowena Ravenclaw visits a forbidden lover in the twilight hours... or is it all in her head?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-19-08 - Rowena R. & OC - Complete12. Cold Reality reviewsA scene in the everyday life of Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy in their newlywed days.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-4-08 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete13. Bloodstone reviewsThe night following the Potters' deaths, Sirius sits alone, pondering past events. It doesn't take long for the sense of betrayal to invade his senses. The thirst for justice then consumes his being until he's mad with it.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-29-08 - Sirius B. - Complete14. Reluctant RegretJust after the rebirth of Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix reflects on how far she has truly fallen from her once comfortable perch.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Published: 8-20-08 - Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L. - Complete15. The Power of Fate reviewsIn the middle of the night, a man sits and waits for the opportune moment to strike. The family inside remains completely unaware to his existence and the peril they are in.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-20-08 - OC - Complete16. ShackleFree reviewsA relationship between Remus and Bellatrix turns sour. While he's willing to work through it, she's more than willing to snuff it out. Lyrics incorporated into this one-shot are from the song "Let It Die" by Three Days Grace. *Note: Slightly AU*Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-20-08 - Bellatrix L. & Remus L. - Complete17. WhispersA girl is comforted by her sister's soft whispers, but what she doesn't realize is that she's utterly alone in the silent room.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Published: 7-22-08 - OC - Complete18. Idyll reviewsLily EvansPotter and James Potter wake on the morning of their first Christmas spent together in wedded bliss.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-17-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete19. Ruthless Reflections » reviewsThe harmless can be deceptive. You don't expect them to turn on you. What happens when they do? How do you stop it? What if you can't? What if you realize you never were really asleep, that the nightmare is your reality? Lily Evans is about to find out.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,074 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 11-5-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P.20. Mental Torture reviewsEmmeline Vance relives a horrific memory through a Pensieve.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-07 - Emmeline V. - Complete21. Come Back to Me reviewsMany years after leaving Hogwarts, the battle still rages on. Ginny is forced to deal with Harry putting himself in danger, more so recently. She still loves him, no matter how much she denies it. How will she deal with his departure?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-7-07 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete22. Fanciful reviewsAfter being forced back to Hogwarts, Harry yearns to be elsewhere. He longs to fight instead of simply waiting until it finds him. But he can't. He's a prisoner of a sort. So, instead, he allows his imagination to take control of his mind.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-31-07 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete23. Till You Return reviewsWhen frightened Muggles attack Rowena Ravenclaw's beloved village, and the one man she very might love flings himself to the lions, so to speak, how will she react? How will she survive?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-07 - Rowena R. & OC - Complete24. Ashes in a Cavity reviewsIt is the night of the Potters' marriage celebration. Remus Lupin reflects on his love for Lily and how much he truly must let go in order to maintain his genuine friendship with the now married couple. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-9-07 - Remus L. & Lily Evans P. - Complete25. The Callused Butterfly reviewsThis is a Helga Hufflepuff oneshot. What's she to do when the people she loves the most suddenly aren't there anymore?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-9-06 - Helga H. - Complete26. Collapsed reviewsSeverus Snape songfic oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-3-06 - Severus S. - Complete27. Saturday reviewsSirius Black Oneshot. Young Sirius Black reacts to a Saturday morning fight between his two parents.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-2-06 - Sirius B. & Regulus B. - Complete28. Fairytales and Happy Endings reviewsGinny Weasley and Harry Potter oneshot. Ginny's reflection on their break up.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-22-06 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete29. The Minstrel's Song reviewsA Helga Hufflepuff oneshot. Following the hanging of her parents, Helga is left on her own, forced to journey to her relatives' homes alone. During the night, bandits happen upon her. What shall happen?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-27-06 - Helga H. & Godric G. - Complete30. Memories in a Box reviewsRon and Hermione oneshot. Hermione is left to herself while Ron is out fighting the world. But when news of an incident threatens to tear her apart, how will Hermione manage?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-2-06 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete31. Pestiferous Darkness reviewsLily and James Ficlet. This is my version of the night of their death.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-06 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete32. An Unpleasant Arrangement reviewsDraco and Hermione Ficlet. Their first kiss. Whoo.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-7-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete33. Mischievous Antics reviewsLily and James Ficlet. It's about their first encounter. Yeah.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-7-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete34. Officious Antics reviewsBellatrix Black and Rodolphus Lestrange Ficlet. Yeah.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-31-06 - Bellatrix L. & Rodolphus L. - Complete35. Silent Confessions reviewsMarietta Edgecombe and Cho Chang oneshot. Femmeslash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-7-06 - Marietta E. & Cho C. - Complete