Latest addition: Dawnless Earth: The End Begins
Latest Summary: Rogue Trader: Tales from The Spirit of Silence
Last Updated: Ascension War part 2 New Birth

Big thanks to Scifan & Camy on gateworld
for making a pair of covers (scifan)
and a desktop wallpaper (Camy)
all from written words.

Further notes below for each story.

Countering Counter Strike Source : The Atlantis team hits a MAJOR snag when Teyla gets stuck inside a Wraith Virtual Enviroment Machine(VRM), which is the exact same as Counter Strike Source computer game, Rodney cannot get her out because he never played CSS before in his life, nor can John get her out as Teyla is fighting alone against the computer itself, the newst member of the Team, Xaan, gets the go ahead to bring in a friend from Earth, Xaan arrives at Earth via the Apollo, and returns to Atlantis with Zack, his longtime friend and avid CSS player, things go from bad to worse to downright crazy as the Wraith arrive, and Teyla has to make a dicesion that will change the way she views other people from the outside. MAJOR Teyla Whumpage, you've been warned. Rated M due to blood/gore

Rogue Trader: Tales from The Spirit of Silence; season one : In the dark future of man, there are several that take to the stars their wares, they trade with others, and avoid battle whereever possible. This is one such story, the story of a small ship, the Spirit of Silence, and her nine member crew. A legit Merchanting firm, and a vital blackmarket smuggling operation that the Empire of man wants disbanded as soon as possible. Each chapter is one episode that spans a season, crosses over into Stargate, also has ties to Amann0407's story War of Gods & Men.
Season 1.0: Ten Episodes
Season 1.5: Ten Episodes

Rogue Trader: Tales from the Spirit of Silence; season two : In the dark future of man, there are several that take to the stars to sell their wares, trade withothers, and avoid battle whereever possible. This is one such story, the story of a small ship, the Spirit of Silence, and her nine person crew. A legit Merchanting firm, and a vital blackmarket smuggling operation that the Empire of Man was disbanded as soon as possible. Each chapter is one episode that spans a season, crosses over into Stargate, and also has ties to Amann00407's story War of Gods & Men.
Season 2.0: Ten Episodes
Season 2.5: Ten Episodes

New Story! Awakening Royalty : Rodney makes the biggest mistake of his life when he unwittingly wakes up a supposedly dead Princess on another planet.

New Story: Taking Control : This is the story of the White Queen, and how she took control of a small area of Wonderland before the Queen of Hearts began taking over the rest when Alice left. Mad Hatter recalls raising such a woman, one who later turned on him as well. But trusted him nonetheless. AU prehistory of Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland.

At the Lantean Academy : Written as a collab between myself and Amann0407 concerning past events to his story Golden Dawn, spawned mostly off a twisted yet totally fun dream I had after starting a thread on gateworld. In this story Amann is 17 years of age, and meets a Void Born girl of 15 1/2 years of age and becomes fast friends with her, and at the same time, earning the lifelong hatred of another student.. In this story also we see younger versions of many of the Ancients themselves before going to the Milky Way galaxy. Including but not limited to, Morgan, Merlin, Oma, and several others. AU universe of Stargate.

New Story! Odd Couple : Master Bra'tac comes across a most unusual predictament when he meets a outcasted Witch Elf. Warhammer Online/SG-1 crossover

Poem of a Spainard : A short totally offbeat poem using quotes from the movie Princess Bride, it is Ingio Centeric, and made mostly for the hseer heckof it as i had nothing else to write.

So This is Snow : John takes Teyla on a trip to his home to visit his brother James in Flint Michigan during a blizzard. allowing Teyla to see snow for the first time

Dawnless Earth: Final Sunrise : The Atlantis team runs into trouble with time, and faces off against their worst, yet horrifyingly familar enemy yet. This story is the Prelude to the next three of Danwless Earth series, Rated M, crossover with Terminator series

Dawnless Earth: The End Begins : The Atlantis team fights with an enemy they thought only movie magic. But things aren't what they seem when Sian the woman from the future is something more then a woman with a terminator T-X class backbone, Magic once thought myth is all too real. Rated M, crossover with Terminator series, NOTE: takes a strong magical twist to the storyline due to my pentup imagination (FINALLY begun, chapters one and two are up)

Dawnless Earth: To End the End : The Atlantis Team struggles against a very powerful enemy and have to fight against their own city when Skynet inflitrats the systems of Atlantis. And Sian has a revelation that will change the corse of earth forever if it works. Rated M, crossover with Terminator series, currently under construction, Title may change

Dawnless Earth: The Last Night : With Atlantis all but lost to Skynet, the Atlantis Team turns to the woman that started everything in an effort to end the darkness. The only problem is, she's powerless against Skynet itself on her own. Rated M, crossover with Terminator series, This story concludes Dawnless Earth series, however it may continue, Currently under construction, title of story may change

Kingdom Hearts: The Kingdom Keepers : Unrest begins to grow once again at the Disney World Resort, however this time, there is more fun to be had in the two parks connected through monorails. Of which poor B.E.N. from Treasure Planet falls out of the people mover into Space Mountain, his least favorite ride of all the parks. Everyone from Disney movies makes an appearance throughout this story. Some friends of the author also appear under names of their respective characters! Rated M for mature themes and some gore, and a little language, This story crosses over into Kingdom Hearts game serie.

Vierna's Redemption : Vierna, the older sister of Drizzt Do'Urden flees her destroyed home in search of her brother, and her redemption.

One Last Hug : My first ElfQuest story! It is pretty much an "extended scene" of sorts of Kings of the Broken Wheel when Clearrook is finally at peace with One-Eyes passing.

New Story! One Man Army : It is 20,000 years into the future of Abode, Rayek has manged to subdue Winnowill, but at great cost. One Eye returns, as a human man born with only one working eye. The world is similar to our own, yet many things different, One-Eye (Known publicly as Johan Williams) must battle a vile queen (A reborn Winnowill) and find the woman he has memory of, but has never met... or has he? A story spanning space, time and deep within. Fully AU, fully insane, and can spomeone please stop the baby hassock?

The Atlantrix : A Altlantis/Matrix/LOTR crossover and one of the "First meetings" between Teyla and my OC Teyilia the Felinus/Wraith hybrid. This version is in the Matrix world, wherein Teyilia is known inside the Matrix as the "Valar" and from the outside she looks similar to that of a Elf of Lord of the Rings. (discontinued)

Hidden Glass Spares no Feet : a modern fairy tale story set in a world fifty years and wars later wherein Magic of the Faerie has been released upon Fae kind, only one madman named Dr Pheonix Majere wants it for himself. and has captured many a Faerie to take their magic. But there are a few that have a plan to stop his plan, but will it work? based on a very zany dream i had a few nights ago. co starring many friends from Gateworld Cantina, as well as The Three Stooges, Larry, Moe and Shemp. UPDATED

Called Home to Heaven : John mourns his mothers passing and Teyla helps him though it, written for the one word challenge posted by Camy on Gateworld. Word used Grievance. rated T AU

Grieving the Young : Teylas version of the one word Challenge posted by Camy on Gateworld, this time around Teyla mourns her childs death and John aids her throu her troubled time, rated M for sertain themes related to a kiss at the end.

The Dream : John and Teyla have a dream of Forgotton Realms after a night of D&D, wrtten for the challenge by Camy on Gateworld and is rated for sertain themes in Drow armor. meaning, the rating is a big fat M

Sheppards Top Ten Things to make Teyla Smile : a short and sweet list of the top ten things John would do to get Teyla to smile, sure it is short, but it is a funny haha story, written for Camy's challenge on Gateworld Forums

He's Mine : What happens when you mix the White Witch from Forbidden Kingdom, her Master the Jade Warlord, Team Atlantis, and a arrow of Jade, made to be as a message of love. and when a friend falls, who takes her place? Rated M for safety reasons.

John Sheppard, Time Traveller : a Time Machine/Atlantis crossover After seeing his wife die at the hands of a Asrak assassin at the SGC on the night of their wedding day, John makes a Time Machine to change the past, and ends up in the far future of Earth well past the year 900,000. where he finds Teyla, his wife, alive and well in a nomadic version of his former world, she has no memory of John save for a old childhood dream of his eyes. Will John change the past to save their future, or with the world burn before his own eyes through time itself? Rated T-M for scenes/language (after a six month long wait to continue it has been restarted; temp discontinued)

Feline Dreams and Stranger Things : within hours of a mission Teyla wakes up as a housecat with no way of returning to human form, John and the rest of the team have to come up with a way to help Teyla return to human form or she will be stuck as a cat forever. But to be able to come up with a way to bring her back to human form, Teyla must first go on a quest into the dark underground feline world of M1C-Z1A before returning to human form. Now back in human form Teyla learns a very startleing piece of info as She and Vaeur embark on a second quest, this time the quest is closer to home then ever as Teyla is told that she will have a child, only the child itself will be feline, which then sparks the question, what will happen to Teyla?. rated M for strong language/feline terms. :Chapter two Discontinued:

Pegasus News Network(PNN) Headline News : A CNN/Stargate Atlantis spoof that is to be read as if watching the news on TV (except for the latter parts out of the newsroom) Teyla is on trial for going with another guy(who WILL NOT be named) and Rodney, John and Ronon star as the NewsMen, With Rodney on the scene, the Jury is played by those of the JT thread and fans on Gateworld, and the Judge is none other the nthe Whumper (me)... rated (for safety) M

When Worlds Collide : based on a really wacked out dream I had a few weeks ago, with myself as Teyilia, along with John Sheppard, Teyla, Rodney, Carson, and Ronon getting mixed up with some Wraith Worshippers, and ending with a very tense standoff, rated M for strong language in second chapter

Forgotton Family and a Forgotton Past : a Planet reports seeing Adien Ford, followed by what seems to be a Wraith into the very deep dense woods of M3R-177, within twenty four hours of arriving on the planet, Team Sheppard not only finds who is hunting Ford, but also a very dark secret that Teyla had long forgotton, can the secret be told? or will it tear the team apart?. Based on a Atlantis roleplaying game. Teyla/Carson, Ford/OC, Shep/OC, McWeir, Ronon/Keller rated M for strong themes/language Late S4 Early S5 Fully Altranate Universe : On Hold Might remove later :

Rourke's Revenge : What happens when a man cliaming to be called Vinny born in 1893 buys a car at a New York Dealership spawns a whole throng of questions, is he truly Vinny, one of the last three living people to live from the crew that lost one of the craziest men on the Earth? Was he really born in 1893 like his birth records state he is? and what are is earrings that he NEVER takes off really made of? Team Sheppard comes in to find out and actually seek out the famed lost Isle Nation, and helps save it again when Rourke returns from the dead, a living breathing mass of crystal, ready to kill everyone he comes across. AtLE/Stargate Atlantis crossover, this is all AU and has some very serious thoughts about 9-11-01 in it. (Might remove this story)

Over My Head : Songfic with the song "Over My Head" by Lit, John and Teyla scenes from rising with the verses of the song in between each scene, rated K+ no spoilers as this is all from Rising.

Big Mistake : John makes the biggest mistake iof his life by teaching Teyla to play Strip Poker, right after the game a CocaCola fight happens and they both get drenched to the bone with nothing on either of them dry. Rated M

War of Roses : John has musings of his old wife Denise before their split and seeks Teyla for some much wanted advice. Things go from sad to downright crazy when the Pegasus Replicators arrive. Who will save the city? Will it be McKay who is sleeping soundly and not knowing what is going on? When all hope seems lost only one thing will come to their rescue, Atlantis itself fights to save its two favorite people from harm, only harming them as well. rated M for a very senseual moments. Takes place one Atlantis week before Vengeance of season three(about the time of Return part 2)

Weaponless Love : Teyla and John sparr, and not only does John once again get the better end of the session but Teyla tells about her past and what happened to her father and the part she played in his death, only to leave the question, who truly killed her father? tag for "The Gift" as well as a tag for "Sieg III". Rated M for strong blood/gore

The Flowershop : as Vinny tells Milo about the flowershop at the camp the day before going into Atlantis, Vinny actually relives the moment as he tells the story. rated T

You Bet Your Life; with Groucho Marx! : John and Teyla are sent backwards in time fifty years in the newly rebuilt Time Jumping Jumper, or TJ as Rodney calls it, the only way home for John and Teyla though, is to actually get on stage infront of the live camra and actually meet Groucho Marx himself, (this story is posted here and on Gateworld Forums) Oneshot not rated This story is also not in script form however it is made for the sense that Groucho Marx is my favorite classic black and white movie star and figured a story with him would be nice as we don't get those types much these days.

The Broken Stargate : Teyla is left for dead by the Wraith on a ice covered planet, leaving her with only a broken Stargate, and a rusted knife, no way home, Teyla has to make the ultimate choice between Life and Death as she waits for the Daedalus or the Apllo to find her. Rated T for blood/gore, Unknown season, possibly early S4

Kittens Melt Hard Hearts and Strengthen Love : AU, When Teyla brings home a black and red kitten from the mainland, she does not know the actual consequences of what she had done and who the kitten really true is, the kitten is a Ascended Ancient in animal form, and has a mission from the Ancients themselves for John and Teyla, who alone mark the death of the Wraith. Rated a big fat M for feline owner terms and some sensual moments concerning cat food. Season one just after Hot Zone, Altarnate Universe.

Missing Mirror Home : AU version of the making of Season Four, written with full premission, see story for AN. Teyilia, the only Felinus (known to humans of Earth as Furlings) on Atlantis is sucked through a Quantam Mirror to a parallel Earth that sees her home as a TV show, to get home our sweet natured Felinus must first gain the trust of a few Earthlings, Joe F, Rachel L, and Joe M & their famlies, all to get back home, but what if the FBI step in and want the poor stranded Felinus? Will Teyla lose her friend to a paralell Earth? Will Rodney finally focus on the job at hand and keep his mind off Carter for an hour or three? Will Teyilia ever get back home? Will John keep the Law of the SGC and bring Teyilia home alive? Will Teyla make it out alive? MAJOR S4 spoilers. Joe Malozzi & Joe Flangain guest star! Fully Altarnate Universe

Lost and Wounded : On a visit to the mainland John and Teylas jumper is damaged, causing them to be split up before it crashes, sending Teyla into a swampy area and John into a thornbush, thankfully Rodney and Halling are on hand for John... but where is Teyla? rated M for themes related to water and mud. Season Two, right after Michael just before Exo(SGA book)

The Ascension War Trilogy part 3 New Beginnings : Takes place within minutes of Teyla returning to John and the team in the events of The Ascension Trilogy part 2 New Birth Only this time things heat up when the Ori arrive to avenge the death of their former crusader Adra, and Teyla gets a visit from someone she thought she would never see again. Rated M for strong language/scary scenes and blood/gore : Currently in planning stages : Major Teyla/John Whump in this part of the Trilogy
Chapter titles as of now...
I: Home Again
II The Dreaming
III: Endless Winter
IV Taking down a Base Star
V: Adra Returns
VI: Death, and Life
VII: Caldwells New Command
VIII: "The Mother and Child Reunion"
IX: Ford's Return
X: Meeting Ronon; the Hard Way
XI: Coming and Going or; Multitasking
XII: Atlantis Under Siege
XIII: That's plan F right?
XIV: WAR - Weapons and Revelations
XV: Blasted, and Loving It!
XVI: Red Retuns once more
XVII: Bad Dream John?
XVIII: New Beginnings/Married Children

The Ascension War Trilogy part 2 New Birth : Takes place approx ten months after the events in Ascension and is centered on Teyla as she searches for her child. A pair of new Races are introduced and Teyla finds out more of her own past on Athos before her fathers death by unknown hands. and she once more Ascends when she is locked in combat with a Wraith Hive Council. And John gets his promotion to Bregadier General, much to Carters dismay. Rated M for very strong language/themes/blood/gore Major Teyla/John Whump is this part of the Trilogy
Chapter titles as of now... comepleted chapters are removed
XIX: The Ticking Clock
Chapters not yet started
XX: "Good Bye Normality"
XXI: "Time keeps on Ticking, ticking, ticking"

The Ascension War Trilogy part 1 Ascension : Fuller Brush Man/Die Hard/Atalantis Xover. : Teyla is taken prisoner by the Wraith, when asked how the mission went John answered, "Oh Shit!!", on the Wraith Hive Ship Teyla meets The Fuller Brush Man in a dream, then wakes up as John lands inside the ship in a jumper, Teyla leaves her cell to find that the other Wraith leave her alone, stopping at a mirror like glass Teyla finds that she has started to change into a Wraith because of her Wraith D.N.A. slowly coming to the fore, most likely because of how close she is to the main engine area of the ship. John knows Teyla's problem and is now againt the clock to find his wife before time runs out and he loses Teyla forever.) For an idea of Teyla's bloodied up clothing think latter two thirds of Coup D'Etat in season two of Atlantis. COMPLETE: Final chapter leads to book two, New Birth
NOTE: This story is now rated M for VERY strong language/blood/gore/themes, you have been warned.

Prisoners...Again!! : John and Teyla are taken prisoner by the people of Rethala, a small planet that orbits Rethalla, the planet Rethalla is actually the planet that John and his team left Max, the Wraith from Common Ground within half a day after Common Ground in season three, Koyla however has nothing to do with it...or does he? Rated T. : On Hold :

Meeting the 'Red Devil' : a SG-1 fanseries of how ChiYou finds solace with the Tok'ra and joins in the battle against the Replicators, and the growing threat of Anubis is going on behind the scenes. This has now become a series, the series is called Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, and features both teams, and many new allies and enemies. Will be rated M for strong language in later chapters, current rating T updated once per week. : On Hold (might remove this story) :

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8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo to smack into a DC-10.
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